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Went to a police station and there came a shemale i though he/she was begging but nah walked it straight and sat right beside the officer/thanedaar and whispered to him he said i'l call you now that was real:O i have heard stories but live action Shame on these Singham's
 
When someone comes to give you salam and they make a joke at the same time and instead of shaking the hand they have all ready put out you basically give them a downwards high 5 cos your in friend mode (was walking back from college).Really embarrassing but we both laughed it off lol.
 
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When one of the guys in your group of friends still hasn't matured enough to realise that just because a joke was funny the first time, it doesn't have the same replay value the 7th or 8th time.

Ah crap. I've confused this thread for the pet Hates thread.
 
The awkward moment when your mother remarks, she has noticed that my interest in girls has diminished.
[MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] bhai, don´t interpret it the 'wrong' way. It was just a general comment from her.
 
DHONI183 said:
The awkward moment when your mother remarks, she has noticed that my interest in girls has diminished.
[MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] bhai, don´t interpret it the 'wrong' way. It was just a general comment from her.
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The fact that you're still calling me a "bhai" assures me.


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When your Mum tells you she wished for a girl before you were born.
 
One of my relatives has 3 sons (MashAllah) - she cried like crazy at the birth of her third son, because she wanted a daughter.

I like this trend more though :)
 
What's friend zoned? Some sort of kinky modern ritual I'm not privy to?
 
Nostalgic said:
What's friend zoned? Some sort of kinky modern ritual I'm not privy to?
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When you fancy a girl romantically and she thinks of you as a friend only, drawing a line which you are not allowed to cross.
 
When I got up to have my turn to get a haircut, I got up getting ready thinking it was my turn and some other guy walks in front cos apparently it was his turn lol...I just styled it out by pretending to stretch but it was painfully awkward, cos the guy next to me realised and started to snigger.
 
Haz95 said:
When I got up to have my turn to get a haircut, I got up getting ready thinking it was my turn and some other guy walks in front cos apparently it was his turn lol...I just styled it out by pretending to stretch but it was painfully awkward, cos the guy next to me realised and started to snigger.
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Yes. That's very awkward :mv
 
Nostalgic said:
Hmm. Better than calling you a bhai I guess.
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My Pakistani ex used to call me "bhai" initially before we were dating, because apparently that's how her family taught her to interact with guys. It's only a bit later that I took the label of a common Hindu/Urdu/Punjabi swear word upon me. :(
 
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When you buy something at a counter and you dont have enough money...

For 5 seconds you look pitiful in the hope that they let you off and then you must take the walk of shame and put the item back...
 
Similar to when you nip out for a quick errand, leaving most your belongings at home i.e. debit card, cash etc. Then you sit in your car, drive for a bit and decide it would be best to get petrol now, rather than in the morning before work cos it will give you the extra 10 mins in bed, totally forgetting you left your money at home. I'm sure you know how the rest of the story goes...
 
As told in another thread, being told by a random stranger on the Internet that he has a girlfriend named Rawal was dead awkward for me, and uncomfortable as well for a few days. I still think that he was trolling.

blinding light said:
Awkward moment: When you're talking with your brother in law for the first time! :D
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My elder sister was the first one to get married from amongst my siblings back in 2009. Talking to my brother-in-law for the first time on the phone was quite an experience, even though we had met once before (without interacting much).

I loved watermelons and he told me that he was eating one. I told him to roll one on the street in my direction and I will pick it up in about a day´s time (since he had lived far away). He was 'fan-ed' and couldn´t stop laughing:)). He never forgot it and brought a watermelon the next time he visited us.

We have been best friends since years now, and see each other on daily basis except on Sundays. In fact, I today have lunch with them around at one o´clock.
 
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When someone says something that's obviously intended to be funny and you can't figure out what they said. :facepalm:
 
Mamoon said:
There is hope as long as she is not married. :narine
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Sorry to say mamoon but if someone has bro zoned you, cut your losses and quit right now. Friend becoming a lover way more likely than bro becoming one. I've managed the former many times, the latter just once - and that is something I have since regretted I must add.
 
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DHONI183 said:
My elder sister was the first one to get married from amongst my siblings back in 2009. Talking to my brother-in-law for the first time on the phone was quite an experience, even though we had met once before (without interacting much).

I loved watermelons and he told me that he was eating one. I told him to roll one on the street in my direction and I will pick it up in about a day´s time (since he had lived far away). He was 'fan-ed' and couldn´t stop laughing:)). He never forgot it and brought a watermelon the next time he visited us.

We have been best friends since years now, and see each other on daily basis except on Sundays. In fact, I today have lunch with them around at one o´clock.
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Hahaha, an amazing chain of events which pretty much highlights my friendship with my brother-in-law:)).
[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] On our way back home after having lunch, we both are so lost in our talks that we both ended up stepping on a dog's 'you-know-what' - yes, both:))). Both got scolded by my sister.
 
Donal Cozzie said:
When you buy something at a counter and you dont have enough money...

For 5 seconds you look pitiful in the hope that they let you off and then you must take the walk of shame and put the item back...
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True. I always forget my wallet when I go to hosptal. The problem is I check my wallet only 'after' eating from the hospital canteen. My seniors helped me out once,twice no thrice. Still feel awkward wheneve I see them.:facepalm:
 
1. Lost in deep thoughts at a pharmacy, then when you come back to the world your eyes realise that you have been staring at a particular type of medicine without yourself knowing it. Awkward as hell!
[MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] What made it extremely awkward was the fact that a family member was standing metres away.

2. A friend tells you how girls wearing the Hijab attract him to indescribable heights, and you just interrupt to remind him that this is exactly the reason why they wear it in the first place.
[MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] I have a feeling that you know that friend of mine.
 
DHONI183 said:
1. Lost in deep thoughts at a pharmacy, then when you come back to the world your eyes realise that you have been staring at a particular type of medicine without yourself knowing it. Awkward as hell!
[MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] What made it extremely awkward was the fact that a family member was standing metres away.

2. A friend tells you how girls wearing the Hijab attract him to indescribable heights, and you just interrupt to remind him that this is exactly the reason why they wear it in the first place.
[MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] I have a feeling that you know that friend of mine.
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How long were you staring at it for :))

The 2nd one :)))
 
Afridi96 said:
How long were you staring at it for :))
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Around about a minute I reckon. A lesson for the philosophers out there that thinking too should be done at an appropriate time, place and by staring at safe things.
 
funny dhoni bahi.

funnier thing happened with me 2 years ago. my son opened drawer in guests presence & pulled out my medicines. my idiotic father in law had the habbit of reading labels. he read & remained silent for rest of day. very awkward ! my wife on contrary scolds me for not having handled the situation. :)))
 
exposer said:
funny dhoni bahi.

funnier thing happened with me 2 years ago. my son opened drawer in guests presence & pulled out my medicines. my idiotic father in law had the habbit of reading labels. he read & remained silent for rest of day. very awkward ! my wife on contrary scolds me for not having handled the situation. :)))
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This is:)))..... Can I just request for an autograph?

I think that some of my friends such as [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION] [MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] are going to love this.
 
[MENTION=131638]exposer[/MENTION] is the cream of the crop of humanity.
 
exposer said:
funny dhoni bahi.

funnier thing happened with me 2 years ago. my son opened drawer in guests presence & pulled out my medicines. my idiotic father in law had the habbit of reading labels. he read & remained silent for rest of day. very awkward ! my wife on contrary scolds me for not having handled the situation. :)))
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DHONI183 said:
This is:)))..... Can I just request for an autograph?

I think that some of my friends such as [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION] [MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] are going to love this.
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I'm confused. What were the medicines for? Curious minds are keen to know.
 
[MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] You interrupt your friend's call and answer another one.

He calls again to know why it took you so long, and you awkwardly tell him that that call was the call of nature.
 
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Why can't you talk on phone and answer nature's call simultaneously?
 
DHONI183 said:
[MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] You interrupt your friend's call and answer another one.

He calls again to know why it took you so long, and you awkwardly tell him that that call was the call of nature.
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Couldn't you tell either of them you had another call?
 
Mamoon said:
Why can't you talk on phone and answer nature's call simultaneously?
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Not everyone is an expert at everything like you are:sachin.
Afridi96 said:
Couldn't you tell either of them you had another call?
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Being a fellow human-being, you should know that one´s mind doesn´t work in such tough situations.
 
When your friends ask whether 'girlfriending' a girl is allowed in his religion, and you quietly reply in the negative. And then the awkward moment when he scolds you on the contrary for not having told him earlier.

Your mind goes like, "What the hell?!"
 
DHONI183 said:
When your friends ask whether 'girlfriending' a girl is allowed in his religion, and you quietly reply in the negative. And then the awkward moment when he scolds you on the contrary for not having told him earlier.

Your mind goes like, "What the hell?!"
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:))) I don't know what's so awkward about this, but it's funny as hell. :))
 
DHONI183 said:
Not everyone is an expert at everything like you are:sachin.

Being a fellow human-being, you should know that one´s mind doesn´t work in such tough situations.
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Well I guess it comes down to how good you are handling pressure :kohli
 
DHONI183 said:
When your friends ask whether 'girlfriending' a girl is allowed in his religion, and you quietly reply in the negative. And then the awkward moment when he scolds you on the contrary for not having told him earlier.

Your mind goes like, "What the hell?!"
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:))) :)) :)))
 
When people look at baby/kid pictures of you.

God it makes me feel so awkward for some reason.. especially since im the youngest.....

On that note id also add...

When you're 18 but since you're the youngest people keep calling you the "baby" of the house.... Ugh so awkward!!
 
Donal Cozzie said:
When people look at baby/kid pictures of you.

God it makes me feel so awkward for some reason.. especially since im the youngest.....

On that note id also add...

When you're 18 but since you're the youngest people keep calling you the "baby" of the house.... Ugh so awkward!!
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Must've been an ugly baby then. ;-)
 
Donal Cozzie said:
Hahahahaha oh man you're evil...

Well at least i know how Mamoon felt when i ragged on him for like a month....

God damn 96no that was a low blow. I'll get you back dont worry :P
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Yeah, I'm missing that. :(

Well, I'm waiting to see how you exact revenge. ;-)
 
96NotOut said:
:))) I don't know what's so awkward about this, but it's funny as hell. :))
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Worse was, telling him to get married, and him telling me that he was never serious about her to start with.
 
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When you go as a guest at someone's home and the home mates just talk to each other and you start saying nothing is needed,we are not guests:),reckoning they are going to bring something for you when they are not actually intended to do that.:P
 
cricket083 said:
When you go as a guest at someone's home and the home mates just talk to each other and you start saying nothing is needed,we are not guests:),reckoning they are going to bring something for you when they are not actually intended to do that.:P
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When you go to a friends house and they run out of toilet paper......

Happened once when i was a child :))

Or when you go to a friends house and they give you food even though you dont want it but you cant refuse because thats rude but it tastes disgusting and you force yourself to eat it
 
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