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You have taken this thread to a whole new level)! Match this!
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I often read these when I have time.
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) This reminds me of a video title I read once "How to make Youtube work in Pakistan" and the video was a Youtube video
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i used to be the delivery boy. never bought anything from him tho. what´s internet there for ?
Lool nothing compared to yours![]()
I know that I am derailing this thread a bit, but one last time I must.....
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As I was looking down at my cell phone while sitting. I see a spider come down as I looked up for a second. I right away freaked and got away from it very quickly. That moment for me was awkward.
Sth similar to that happened with me yesterday..
It was very late at night, and I was working on my essay. I was extremely tired, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw something white .. I dismissed it at first, thinking it's just me (I wasn't wearing my glasses). Then I looked again and saw a tiny, white spider almost at my shoulder!!
I quickly moved back, opened my (very fat) book on Constitutionalism on the last page, folded in a sheet of paper, and snapped it shut. Dead spider in that sheet. I threw it away then..
^ T'was the highlight of my day![]()
I'm not a nerrrrrd![]()
Then explain why your always around your books when you need help?
I just saw this in a video like 2 days ago.Nothing tops this) [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] [MENTION=131867]London_Lahori[/MENTION] [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] [MENTION=132373]Convict[/MENTION] [MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=190]OZGOD[/MENTION] [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]
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He is Marcelo, right?
Nothing tops this) [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] [MENTION=131867]London_Lahori[/MENTION] [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] [MENTION=132373]Convict[/MENTION] [MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=190]OZGOD[/MENTION] [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]
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LOOOOOOOOOL)
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Did anyone else see the awkward moment for the Ref before the start of the Spain-Chile match when he his handshake got blanked)
Yeah!
The dude was smart though.
Nothing tops this) [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] [MENTION=131867]London_Lahori[/MENTION] [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] [MENTION=132373]Convict[/MENTION] [MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=190]OZGOD[/MENTION] [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]
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Nothing tops this) [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] [MENTION=131867]London_Lahori[/MENTION] [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] [MENTION=132373]Convict[/MENTION] [MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=190]OZGOD[/MENTION] [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]
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Nothing tops this) [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] [MENTION=131867]London_Lahori[/MENTION] [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] [MENTION=132373]Convict[/MENTION] [MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=190]OZGOD[/MENTION] [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]
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Nothing tops this) [MENTION=46929]shaz619[/MENTION] [MENTION=131867]London_Lahori[/MENTION] [MENTION=134789]maddgenius[/MENTION] [MENTION=132373]Convict[/MENTION] [MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=190]OZGOD[/MENTION] [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]
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The ongoing FIFA world cup has reminded me of one great story from the times of the last edition from 2010. I almost killed our poster [MENTION=7299]UP[/MENTION] bhai yesterday on the phone with this.
So, we went to see a rishta for my brother (which ultimately didn´t happen due to some reasons). The girl´s elder sister had just got married months before our visit. Going through the album of the wedding pictures, there suddenly showed up one where the groom was kissing the bride, who was of course the elder daughter of the family.
For reasons best known to him, the father says to my father, "Afzal saab, aeyh veykho (Mr. Afzal, see this)."
My father.... Stun silence)
)!!!! And that man had a strange smile on his face, conveying a sense of achievement
).
[MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION]
God knowsLOOOL why would you be happy showing that picture)
The ongoing FIFA world cup has reminded me of one great story from the times of the last edition from 2010. I almost killed our poster [MENTION=7299]UP[/MENTION] bhai yesterday on the phone with this.
So, we went to see a rishta for my brother (which ultimately didn´t happen due to some reasons). The girl´s elder sister had just got married months before our visit. Going through the album of the wedding pictures, there suddenly showed up one where the groom was kissing the bride, who was of course the elder daughter of the family.
For reasons best known to him, the father says to my father, "Afzal saab, aeyh veykho (Mr. Afzal, see this)."
My father.... Stun silence)
)!!!! And that man had a strange smile on his face, conveying a sense of achievement
).
[MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION]
The ongoing FIFA world cup has reminded me of one great story from the times of the last edition from 2010. I almost killed our poster [MENTION=7299]UP[/MENTION] bhai yesterday on the phone with this.
So, we went to see a rishta for my brother (which ultimately didn´t happen due to some reasons). The girl´s elder sister had just got married months before our visit. Going through the album of the wedding pictures, there suddenly showed up one where the groom was kissing the bride, who was of course the elder daughter of the family.
For reasons best known to him, the father says to my father, "Afzal saab, aeyh veykho (Mr. Afzal, see this)."
My father.... Stun silence)
)!!!! And that man had a strange smile on his face, conveying a sense of achievement
).
[MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION]
Lol must have been awkward as hell for your dad)
God that's weird.The ongoing FIFA world cup has reminded me of one great story from the times of the last edition from 2010. I almost killed our poster [MENTION=7299]UP[/MENTION] bhai yesterday on the phone with this.
So, we went to see a rishta for my brother (which ultimately didn´t happen due to some reasons). The girl´s elder sister had just got married months before our visit. Going through the album of the wedding pictures, there suddenly showed up one where the groom was kissing the bride, who was of course the elder daughter of the family.
For reasons best known to him, the father says to my father, "Afzal saab, aeyh veykho (Mr. Afzal, see this)."
My father.... Stun silence)
)!!!! And that man had a strange smile on his face, conveying a sense of achievement
).
[MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION]
I think I should tag a few more posters here: [MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] [MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION].
Awkward for everyone I suppose, except for the legend that he was!
God that's weird.)
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Totally weird)
Why would anyone show that to someone?![]()
[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] forgot to tag me once again.![]()
The joy in his words..... Oh´! "Afzal saab, aeyh veykho."
I mean, what exactly made him bring my father´s attention to it)?
I am sorry man. But believe me, I had made a note to tag you when I will come online. Let me also tag [MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION] and [MENTION=51465]DeadlyVenom[/MENTION].
The ongoing FIFA world cup has reminded me of one great story from the times of the last edition from 2010. I almost killed our poster [MENTION=7299]UP[/MENTION] bhai yesterday on the phone with this.
So, we went to see a rishta for my brother (which ultimately didn´t happen due to some reasons). The girl´s elder sister had just got married months before our visit. Going through the album of the wedding pictures, there suddenly showed up one where the groom was kissing the bride, who was of course the elder daughter of the family.
For reasons best known to him, the father says to my father, "Afzal saab, aeyh veykho (Mr. Afzal, see this)."
My father.... Stun silence)
)!!!! And that man had a strange smile on his face, conveying a sense of achievement
).
[MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION]
The awkward moment when you realise that the only time Blinding light can come on here the forum is deserted
Sorry but it had to be said
PS: The USA have been brilliant at the World cup #mysecondteam
Nothing wrong with a Dad proudly showing the pic of his girl getting kissed by her husband at their wedding. The joke, if there is one, should be on Dhoni's dad for getting stunned by it.
This is up there with [MENTION=2071]saadibaba[/MENTION] 's friend who went for a rishta and the girl kept talking about cleaning up after her pets.
[MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] [MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] [MENTION=132462]HamzaSaeen[/MENTION] [MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION] Guys, that was just a teaser. Me and my mother have been able to recollect some of the events from the great episode, as are covered below:
1. They visited us before we visited them. After discovering that we are from Sahiwal, he asks, "Do you know Anwar baddmaash?" We are like, "Erm,... what? No, we don´t. What is it?" He says, "He is my wife´s relative."
Wife: *Embarrassed!* no,.... you are mistaken. A distant relative,... sort of.
Uncle: really? But you told me so.
Amidst all this we all are wondering how relevant that is to the whole rishta issue!
*Take two: our visit:*
*Knock their door with the perception that they are one extremely religious and very, very strict family.*
1. The girl says to my mother and sisters, "We haven´t watched a single film today because we woke up so late,... and now you people have arrived."
2. Both families agree that the guy and the girl should spend some time with each other to get to know one another a bit. What does she immediately ask my brother?
"Shah Rukh Khan or Salman Khan, who is better?"
3. This.... A bit indecent, said by her mother. I can´t even post it here.
What a family)! I would have gone for it if I was the guy in place of my brother
.
All in all, those were the times that make me so nostalgic! Memories.... My brother got married in September 2011 and has a daughter as well, aged one and a half.
What else could Afzal sahib have done, or said? "Great pose!", or something?
O´ wow! Sounds funny to start with. [MENTION=2071]saadibaba[/MENTION], can I be directed to the post covering the story?
[MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] [MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] [MENTION=132462]HamzaSaeen[/MENTION] [MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION] Guys, that was just a teaser. Me and my mother have been able to recollect some of the events from the great episode, as are covered below:
1. They visited us before we visited them. After discovering that we are from Sahiwal, he asks, "Do you know Anwar baddmaash?" We are like, "Erm,... what? No, we don´t. What is it?" He says, "He is my wife´s relative."
Wife: *Embarrassed!* no,.... you are mistaken. A distant relative,... sort of.
Uncle: really? But you told me so.
Amidst all this we all are wondering how relevant that is to the whole rishta issue!
*Take two: our visit:*
*Knock their door with the perception that they are one extremely religious and very, very strict family.*
1. The girl says to my mother and sisters, "We haven´t watched a single film today because we woke up so late,... and now you people have arrived."
2. Both families agree that the guy and the girl should spend some time with each other to get to know one another a bit. What does she immediately ask my brother?
"Shah Rukh Khan or Salman Khan, who is better?"
3. This.... A bit indecent, said by her mother. I can´t even post it here.
What a family)! I would have gone for it if I was the guy in place of my brother
.
All in all, those were the times that make me so nostalgic! Memories.... My brother got married in September 2011 and has a daughter as well, aged one and a half.
What else could Afzal sahib have done, or said? "Great pose!", or something?
O´ wow! Sounds funny to start with. [MENTION=2071]saadibaba[/MENTION], can I be directed to the post covering the story?
[MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] [MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] [MENTION=132462]HamzaSaeen[/MENTION] [MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION] Guys, that was just a teaser. Me and my mother have been able to recollect some of the events from the great episode, as are covered below:
1. They visited us before we visited them. After discovering that we are from Sahiwal, he asks, "Do you know Anwar baddmaash?" We are like, "Erm,... what? No, we don´t. What is it?" He says, "He is my wife´s relative."
Wife: *Embarrassed!* no,.... you are mistaken. A distant relative,... sort of.
Uncle: really? But you told me so.
Amidst all this we all are wondering how relevant that is to the whole rishta issue!
*Take two: our visit:*
*Knock their door with the perception that they are one extremely religious and very, very strict family.*
1. The girl says to my mother and sisters, "We haven´t watched a single film today because we woke up so late,... and now you people have arrived."
2. Both families agree that the guy and the girl should spend some time with each other to get to know one another a bit. What does she immediately ask my brother?
"Shah Rukh Khan or Salman Khan, who is better?"
3. This.... A bit indecent, said by her mother. I can´t even post it here.
What a family)! I would have gone for it if I was the guy in place of my brother
.
All in all, those were the times that make me so nostalgic! Memories.... My brother got married in September 2011 and has a daughter as well, aged one and a half.
What else could Afzal sahib have done, or said? "Great pose!", or something?
O´ wow! Sounds funny to start with. [MENTION=2071]saadibaba[/MENTION], can I be directed to the post covering the story?
Not weird, verrrryyy interesting.
I would love to know them.![]()
The ongoing FIFA world cup has reminded me of one great story from the times of the last edition from 2010. I almost killed our poster [MENTION=7299]UP[/MENTION] bhai yesterday on the phone with this.
So, we went to see a rishta for my brother (which ultimately didn´t happen due to some reasons). The girl´s elder sister had just got married months before our visit. Going through the album of the wedding pictures, there suddenly showed up one where the groom was kissing the bride, who was of course the elder daughter of the family.
For reasons best known to him, the father says to my father, "Afzal saab, aeyh veykho (Mr. Afzal, see this)."
My father.... Stun silence)
)!!!! And that man had a strange smile on his face, conveying a sense of achievement
).
[MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION]
[MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] [MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] [MENTION=132462]HamzaSaeen[/MENTION] [MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION] Guys, that was just a teaser. Me and my mother have been able to recollect some of the events from the great episode, as are covered below:
1. They visited us before we visited them. After discovering that we are from Sahiwal, he asks, "Do you know Anwar baddmaash?" We are like, "Erm,... what? No, we don´t. What is it?" He says, "He is my wife´s relative."
Wife: *Embarrassed!* no,.... you are mistaken. A distant relative,... sort of.
Uncle: really? But you told me so.
Amidst all this we all are wondering how relevant that is to the whole rishta issue!
*Take two: our visit:*
*Knock their door with the perception that they are one extremely religious and very, very strict family.*
1. The girl says to my mother and sisters, "We haven´t watched a single film today because we woke up so late,... and now you people have arrived."
2. Both families agree that the guy and the girl should spend some time with each other to get to know one another a bit. What does she immediately ask my brother?
"Shah Rukh Khan or Salman Khan, who is better?"
3. This.... A bit indecent, said by her mother. I can´t even post it here.
What a family)! I would have gone for it if I was the guy in place of my brother
.
All in all, those were the times that make me so nostalgic! Memories.... My brother got married in September 2011 and has a daughter as well, aged one and a half.
What else could Afzal sahib have done, or said? "Great pose!", or something?
O´ wow! Sounds funny to start with. [MENTION=2071]saadibaba[/MENTION], can I be directed to the post covering the story?
^Some people are too naive to give their sister's hand to a newly formed friend. Even if the guy impress u with his intelligence, only God knows how they really are.
[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] lol seriously,i can imagine this happening to me. Not films but waking up late (when i am home,i usually sleep long after the morning fajr). Thank God i am over it now.![]()
The ongoing FIFA world cup has reminded me of one great story from the times of the last edition from 2010. I almost killed our poster [MENTION=7299]UP[/MENTION] bhai yesterday on the phone with this.
So, we went to see a rishta for my brother (which ultimately didn´t happen due to some reasons). The girl´s elder sister had just got married months before our visit. Going through the album of the wedding pictures, there suddenly showed up one where the groom was kissing the bride, who was of course the elder daughter of the family.
For reasons best known to him, the father says to my father, "Afzal saab, aeyh veykho (Mr. Afzal, see this)."
My father.... Stun silence)
)!!!! And that man had a strange smile on his face, conveying a sense of achievement
).
[MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=1889]Saqs[/MENTION] [MENTION=22846]Nostalgic[/MENTION]
[MENTION=47617]~Red Devil~[/MENTION] [MENTION=132385]Afridi96[/MENTION] [MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] [MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] [MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION] [MENTION=132462]HamzaSaeen[/MENTION] [MENTION=39010]Munna[/MENTION] Guys, that was just a teaser. Me and my mother have been able to recollect some of the events from the great episode, as are covered below:
1. They visited us before we visited them. After discovering that we are from Sahiwal, he asks, "Do you know Anwar baddmaash?" We are like, "Erm,... what? No, we don´t. What is it?" He says, "He is my wife´s relative."
Wife: *Embarrassed!* no,.... you are mistaken. A distant relative,... sort of.
Uncle: really? But you told me so.
Amidst all this we all are wondering how relevant that is to the whole rishta issue!
*Take two: our visit:*
*Knock their door with the perception that they are one extremely religious and very, very strict family.*
1. The girl says to my mother and sisters, "We haven´t watched a single film today because we woke up so late,... and now you people have arrived."
2. Both families agree that the guy and the girl should spend some time with each other to get to know one another a bit. What does she immediately ask my brother?
"Shah Rukh Khan or Salman Khan, who is better?"
3. This.... A bit indecent, said by her mother. I can´t even post it here.
What a family)! I would have gone for it if I was the guy in place of my brother
.
All in all, those were the times that make me so nostalgic! Memories.... My brother got married in September 2011 and has a daughter as well, aged one and a half.
What else could Afzal sahib have done, or said? "Great pose!", or something?
O´ wow! Sounds funny to start with. [MENTION=2071]saadibaba[/MENTION], can I be directed to the post covering the story?
Was walking home after a night out (after the local WA football derby). It was a several km walk and along the way I needed to go.
Fortunately there was a big, several km long and wide bushland for me to go into.
So I'm out there having a leak when somebody else comes by and decides to use the same tree and start up conversation about the football
For the sake of providing us these hilarious stories, I'd have encouraged you to say yes to that rishta.
) Oh brother... I would love to have such a character around all the times just for the sake of entertainment.
I wonder what could be the conversation between the old couple over Anwar Badmash once you guys had left.
[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] lol seriously,i can imagine this happening to me. Not films but waking up late (when i am home,i usually sleep long after the morning fajr). Thank God i am over it now.![]()
Lol,how weird!![]()
[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] seems to have a lot of these stories.
Is he dominating in here?![]()
Our [MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] has called me the AB de Villiers of story-telling. I think he would confirm it here in this thread.
Our [MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] has called me the AB de Villiers of story-telling. I think he would confirm it here in this thread.
I am sitting alone on a cousin's computer right now. I thought to myself: ''Let's check the highlights of the match on Reddit''.
I start typing the website name on the google chrome URL bar.
Astaghfirullah, Astaghfirullah.
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