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When you go to a friends house and they run out of toilet paper......

Happened once when i was a child :))

Or when you go to a friends house and they give you food even though you dont want it but you cant refuse because thats rude but it tastes disgusting and you force yourself to eat it

Don't you guys use lota?:O
:yk
 
Are they leaves or something??

Question for everyone else here. Do you guys use normal toilets or the holes in the ground i saw on An Idiot Abroad?? (Hilarious show btw)

We used holes around 60-70 years ago.
 
That awkward moment when your professor invites the entire class out for drinks.. and you're confused as to how to excuse yourself from the situation without making yourself too conspicuous!

Are they leaves or something??

Question for everyone else here. Do you guys use normal toilets or the holes in the ground i saw on An Idiot Abroad?? (Hilarious show btw)

My God, Donal! :110:

You ought to book a ticket to Lahore. [MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] and I will personally give you and [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] a tour :P

LAHORE :hamster:
 
When you're staring out in space, deep in thought and realise you're staring directly at a pretty girl at which point you do a double take, and pretend you were staring behind her.
 
My God, Donal! :110:

You ought to book a ticket to Lahore. [MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] and I will personally give you and [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] a tour :P

LAHORE :hamster:

Yeah sure [MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] and@96NotOut,our Lahore is second to none.
 
When you're staring out in space, deep in thought and realise you're staring directly at a pretty girl at which point you do a double take, and pretend you were staring behind her.
My boy:)))! Why do we both so often suffer from the same? *I think you would remember my post on the previous page.*
 
Yes that gave me a good chuckle [MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION]
 
That awkward moment when your professor invites the entire class out for drinks.. and you're confused as to how to excuse yourself from the situation without making yourself too conspicuous!



My God, Donal! :110:

You ought to book a ticket to Lahore. [MENTION=135402]cricket083[/MENTION] and I will personally give you and [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] a tour :P

LAHORE :hamster:

Yeah sure [MENTION=136108]Donal Cozzie[/MENTION] and@96NotOut,our Lahore is second to none.
[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] Something tells me that a pale skinned red headed western european male walking down a Lahore street with a Pakistani with a US accent may draw some attention....

We'd have to hold hands to avoid drawing suspicion :)))

Mind you I'd say even Lahore would have an Irish bar somewhere lol
 
[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] Something tells me that a pale skinned red headed western european male walking down a Lahore street with a Pakistani with a US accent may draw some attention....

We'd have to hold hands to avoid drawing suspicion :)))

Mind you I'd say even Lahore would have an Irish bar somewhere lol
:))) Totally right! :)))
 
When your friend tells you should he come over to your house and you say "aap ki marzi" and he gets offended.

Not really an awkward moment but still.

:facepalm:
 
When you ask your sister if she's seen Messi's/Pique's son and she goes, "Wait, when did they get married?" :facepalm:
 
Awkward moment when you talk about a guy in the phone thinking that it's your friend in the other end but it's actually her father.:facepalm::facepalm:
 
Umm, she's just a kid. What do you expect? :facepalm:

I can imagine 96no being that older sister who teases the youngest child and asks them ridiculously hard questions on purpose

"Whats the capital of Paraguay?"
"Uh i dunno"
"OMG how do you not know that? Its Asuncion. See I'm smarter than you :P "
 
Awkward moment when you talk about a guy in the phone thinking that it's your friend in the other end but it's actually her father.:facepalm::facepalm:

:))) Oh jesus thats gold. How did you mistake your friend for her dad?? I wouldve jumped off a bridge

How do you mistake a man for a girl :)))
 
I can imagine 96no being that older sister who teases the youngest child and asks them ridiculously hard questions on purpose

"Whats the capital of Paraguay?"
"Uh i dunno"
"OMG how do you not know that? Its Asuncion. See I'm smarter than you :P "

Maybe sister do that. Brothers fight each other to death. :akhtar
 
I can imagine 96no being that older sister who teases the youngest child and asks them ridiculously hard questions on purpose

"Whats the capital of Paraguay?"
"Uh i dunno"
"OMG how do you not know that? Its Asuncion. See I'm smarter than you :P "
Maybe sister do that. Brothers fight each other to death. :akhtar

I am sooo not like that. Donal must have had some evil siblings. ;-)
 
:))) Oh jesus thats gold. How did you mistake your friend for her dad?? I wouldve jumped off a bridge

How do you mistake a man for a girl :)))

I called in her mobile phone and never expected her father to take it. As usual I started my nonsense before she saying hello and uncle remained quiet for sometime. It's only after he start giggling I sensed the trouble. I said salaam immediately and left the phone. Oh God,what he must be thinking about me. :facepalm:
 
[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] Something tells me that a pale skinned red headed western european male walking down a Lahore street with a Pakistani with a US accent may draw some attention....

We'd have to hold hands to avoid drawing suspicion :)))

Mind you I'd say even Lahore would have an Irish bar somewhere lol

Lol,absolutely right:)))

So you have red hair,I am gonna upload you picture soon;-)
 
One of those minor little awkward moments was when a random girl on the Internet, a stranger, thought that I am some 40 year old professor/teacher based on the English that I used in my first interaction with her.

She was like, "Uncle, you can tell me the truth (regarding the age). I will keep it to myself."

Things got even more filmy when I told her that my English is more than 95 percent self-taught. I to this day think that she didn't believe me and just out of respect kept quiet. Must have thought that I am trying to impress her.
[MENTION=96424]RWAC[/MENTION] I have successfully impressed a lot of Indian girls with my Hindi though;-).
 
[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] Rawal bhai, please also tell them that story where you kept trying to impress this Indian girl with your Hindi, only to find out weeks later that it was a South Indian uncle who wanted to learn Hindi from you.


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[MENTION=6745]DHONI183[/MENTION] Rawal bhai, please also tell them that story where you kept trying to impress this Indian girl with your Hindi, only to find out weeks later that it was a South Indian uncle who wanted to learn Hindi from you.


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Should such a calamity go in a 'comedious' thread? I still didn´t learn my lesson though. The worst was, yourself telling me that you are a girl named Tina. An utter shock I got hearing your voice on the phone! That wasn´t nice, Tinu boy!
 
As told in another thread, being told by a random stranger on the Internet that he has a girlfriend named Rawal was dead awkward for me, and uncomfortable as well for a few days. I still think that he was trolling.


My elder sister was the first one to get married from amongst my siblings back in 2009. Talking to my brother-in-law for the first time on the phone was quite an experience, even though we had met once before (without interacting much).

I loved watermelons and he told me that he was eating one. I told him to roll one on the street in my direction and I will pick it up in about a day´s time (since he had lived far away). He was 'fan-ed' and couldn´t stop laughing:)). He never forgot it and brought a watermelon the next time he visited us.

We have been best friends since years now, and see each other on daily basis except on Sundays. In fact, I today have lunch with them around at one o´clock.

Hahaha, an amazing chain of events which pretty much highlights my friendship with my brother-in-law:)).

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] On our way back home after having lunch, we both are so lost in our talks that we both ended up stepping on a dog's 'you-know-what' - yes, both:))). Both got scolded by my sister.

:)))

For me, it was pretty simple. We talked about food, and that was it - instant bonding!

The benefits of being a Lahori :hamster:

When people look at baby/kid pictures of you.

God it makes me feel so awkward for some reason.. especially since im the youngest.....

On that note id also add...

When you're 18 but since you're the youngest people keep calling you the "baby" of the house.... Ugh so awkward!!

How is that awkward?

I turn 21 in a few months. I'm the youngest. I was, am and will remain the baby of the house no matter what.

Revel in it Donal, it is power, if only you knew!

[MENTION=14431]blinding light[/MENTION] Something tells me that a pale skinned red headed western european male walking down a Lahore street with a Pakistani with a US accent may draw some attention....

We'd have to hold hands to avoid drawing suspicion

Mind you I'd say even Lahore would have an Irish bar somewhere lol

It's be quiet a sight, but you'd be fine :))

Just bring your sunscreen, okay? :P

Awkward moments:

When your distant relative texts you at 3 AM


When you've spent 20 minutes of you're life searching for Irish bars in Lahore for no reason

I can't even.... :))) :))) :)))
 
When someone makes a grammar mistake (because their English isn't very good) that results in the sentence making no sense at all. You can't ask them to explain because that's rude and you can't reply either. :facepalm:
 
When someone makes a grammar mistake (because their English isn't very good) that results in the sentence making no sense at all. You can't ask them to explain because that's rude and you can't reply either. :facepalm:

Happened on Pakpassion?

Most PPers have really good English though.
 
When someone makes a grammar mistake (because their English isn't very good) that results in the sentence making no sense at all. You can't ask them to explain because that's rude and you can't reply either. :facepalm:

What? :usman
 
When someone makes a grammar mistake (because their English isn't very good) that results in the sentence making no sense at all. You can't ask them to explain because that's rude and you can't reply either. :facepalm:

I normally don't mind bad grammar, As long as I understand it. But if it gets that bad yeah, It can be annoying. I also don't know how to reply to those people who use high class grammar. Sometimes when I read there posts, I find it hard to comprehend what they are saying. So I just don't bother replying.
 
When you accidentally send a text to your dad instead of a mate. I won't discuss its content but my dad was sat in the same room .He just looked up and gave me the stare but didn't say a word. So cringe worthy.
 
Happened on Pakpassion?

Most PPers have really good English though.
Nah, real life.

Uber awkward in my early days as a Pakistani.

I normally don't mind bad grammar, As long as I understand it. But if it gets that bad yeah, It can be annoying. I also don't know how to reply to those people who use high class grammar. Sometimes when I read there posts, I find it hard to comprehend what they are saying. So I just don't bother replying.
Lol, yeah, that happens too. :))
 
the awkward moment when you see these comments on Aus' cricket page on a picture about Pakistani captioned "You won't believe the bonus payment Pakistan will receive if they beat Australia in a series "
Here they are
"Free Goats?"
"And you won't believe the bonus payment they'll get if the second ball of the eighth over is a no ball."
"You won't believe the bonus payment they will receive if they lost to Australia!!"
lol :))).
 
When you accidentally send a text to your dad instead of a mate. I won't discuss its content but my dad was sat in the same room .He just looked up and gave me the stare but didn't say a word. So cringe worthy.

You cant tell us this story without saying what was in the text lol

I need to know!!
 
the awkward moment when you see these comments on Aus' cricket page on a picture about Pakistani captioned "You won't believe the bonus payment Pakistan will receive if they beat Australia in a series "
Here they are
"Free Goats?"
"And you won't believe the bonus payment they'll get if the second ball of the eighth over is a no ball."
"You won't believe the bonus payment they will receive if they lost to Australia!!"
lol :))).


:)))

Brilliant haha
 
When you are sitting next to the table where a Pakistani couple, a newly-wedded one, are discussing family planning. I so had to control the urge to correct them on mathematics.
 
When you fail to answer a call from a female friend last met in 2010, she records a voice mail message, and her father's voice is heard in it saying, "Has he changed a bit or is he still an idiot?"
 
I remember reading a bit in Russel Brands autobiography about the awkward moment that ensues when you realise a girl is not single and you just kind of stick around for about 30 seconds awkwardly and leave.

Its been happening to me a lot lately.

Me: Hey how are you, long time no see hows things? (in an enthusiastic tone expecting long conversation)
Her: Hey good thanks yeah just got married/getting married/engaged/ how about you? ( enthusiastic tone expecting long conversation)
Me: Oh wow great *awkward silence* oh well I have to go/gotta return some videotapes bye.
 
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I remember reading a bit in Russel Brands autobiography about the awkward moment that ensues when you realise a girl is not single and you just kind of stick around for about 30 seconds awkwardly and leave.

Its been happening to me a lot lately.

Me: Hey how are you, long time no see hows things? (in an enthusiastic tone expecting long conversation)
Her: Hey good thanks yeah just got married/getting married/engaged/ how about you? ( enthusiastic tone expecting long conversation)
Me: Oh wow great *awkward silence* oh well I have to go/gotta return some videotapes bye.

:))

Better return those tapes before they are overdue.
 
When you are googling girls pictures for PPers and your Dad walks on you.
 
When you are fined on the motorway for overspeeding and your Dad makes you pay from your own pocket as a life lesson.
 
when you laugh at the death in the movie of mice and men of Curleys wife and everyone just looks at you like
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If you are good looking, people will stare at you. Deal with it. :don

I had 2 female invigilators staring at me today, it was so weird and made it impossible for me to focus on my exam.

On the other hand, the cute one didn't even look my way. :6:
 
Awkward moment when you are sleeping in your room and your sister opens the door of your room in like 3 o clock in the morning. You open your eyes right when she opens it and give a loud scream.
 
you´re out with your wife & a local adult shop owner waves at you saying hi. i pretended not to have know him but. forget it.
 
Awkward moment when you have trouble figuring out a poster's nationality. Specially those posters who hate on Pakistan team day after day. When you find out they are Pakistani, it becomes even more awkward.
 
Awkward moment when you have trouble figuring out a poster's nationality. Specially those posters who hate on Pakistan team day after day. When you find out they are Pakistani, it becomes even more awkward.

Pointing out criticisms of your team doesnt make you any less patriotic.

I constantly hate on our football team because lets face it we're useless. No point fooling yourself otherwise. May as well be realistic
 
The extremely awkward moment when you see someone on Yahoo! Answers asking about people´s "Favourite terrorist"! Reported, immediately.

What on earth was that:))?!
 
When random people continuously make eye contact with you on the subway.

Awkward moment when you are sleeping in your room and your sister opens the door of your room in like 3 o clock in the morning. You open your eyes right when she opens it and give a loud scream.

Has happened with me! :)))
 
When someone refuses to accept a compliment, and you can't force it on them or be quiet. :facepalm:
 
The extremely awkward moment when you see someone on Yahoo! Answers asking about people´s "Favourite terrorist"! Reported, immediately.

What on earth was that:))?!

:)))

Some guy asked a question on Yahoo Answers "What did my Dad just say?" He goes he has his headphones in and didn't hear :)))
 
when your head phones get pulled out of your ipad without realizing. your wife enters your room hearing the awkward noises. i just didn´t realize & kept watching the video.


thanx.

Some old friendship/business relation from pre-marriage days...?


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i used to be the delivery boy. never bought anything from him tho. what´s internet there for ?
 
Pointing out criticisms of your team doesnt make you any less patriotic.

I constantly hate on our football team because lets face it we're useless. No point fooling yourself otherwise. May as well be realistic

There's a difference between criticising a team and hating on them no matter what :usman
 
:)))

Some guy asked a question on Yahoo Answers "What did my Dad just say?" He goes he has his headphones in and didn't hear :)))

Man, man, man! I can´t control my laughter:)):)))!
 
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