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Enough love my brothers. Good to see familiar faces still on here (Saqib, Usama etc):19:
 
Supporter of Pak legends said:
How come you hardly post upon PakPassion nowadays - do you believe the quality of the forum has dwindled somewhat?
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I just drifted away without realising bro. I was hardly ever prolific to be honest. I can't really comment on quality too much, although some of the 'big' names from a few years ago have disappeared.
 
1) when you are in a match and you call for a catch real out loud, Mine! Mine! only then to fumble it!

2) when you are in a match and as soon as the skipper calls out your name or waves at you, you start opening up your arms thinking that you are going to bowl from the other end, only to realise that the skipper says

oh marray, hath kholan waastay nahi kehya, jaa third man tay jinni tu aj nikammi fielding kitti hai
 
^ :)) Classic

I don't think there is a worse feeling in the world then dropping a catch.
 
1) Out with my wife for some shopping, some lads in the parking have the music out loud and I have the urge to rip one, since I cant control. So I let one go thinking yup no one heard it and the music must have covered it, only the wife to come back with.... Did you enjoy that then :)))

2) A few years ago, friends decide that we are going to see a bollywood movie, so we drive all the way up to feltham. Dont watch that many indian movies, so apologies cant remember which movie it was (some of you guys can remind me which movie is it). So the story is that there is this bloke who is a nascar driver with family and kids and his confidence is shattered due to an accident caused by his arch rival on the track

Now at the end of the movie he is facing his nemesis again and the hero now is having flashbacks of his accident and apparently he kills his enemy and wins the race

And as soon as the protaganist pushes his rival's car off the track, my friend just jumps from his seat punching his fists in the air and saying out loud YESSSSSSSSS!!!


The rest of us just shrink in our seats and pretend he is not with us :)))
 
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:))

That is amazing. What a friend. I love doing things like that to embarass the group.
 
Saqs said:
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That is amazing. What a friend. I love doing things like that to embarass the group.
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well its ok if it was done to take the mick out of people, we would have joined in too. But the guy was completely serious. He gets too involved in movies.

We were watching some old horror movie. The guy goes on a killing spree and the next in line is a little boy to be murdered.

But the boy is saved by an old man. My mate puts his hand up in dua mode and says shukar hai yaar baba aagaya, warna tay bachay ne marjaana si!!! :)))
 
Saqs said:
:))

That is amazing. What a friend. I love doing things like that to embarass the group.
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was meant to ask hows your new job treating u mate?? All settled in ?
 
kamz said:
well its ok if it was done to take the mick out of people, we would have joined in too. But the guy was completely serious. He gets too involved in movies.

We were watching some old horror movie. The guy goes on a killing spree and the next in line is a little boy to be murdered.

But the boy is saved by an old man. My mate puts his hand up in dua mode and says shukar hai yaar baba aagaya, warna tay bachay ne marjaana si!!! :)))
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Hahha this guy is awesome lol. What an insaan. Cherish his company. Not many around like that thesedays.
 
kamz said:
was meant to ask hows your new job treating u mate?? All settled in ?
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Yeah good bro thanks for asking. Jeddah is a bit of a culture shock coming from living in Melbourne for 25+ years but it's otherwise ok. Have a good young dynamic team here and so far everything looks promising. Except the visa issues and all. Which is a Saudi thing so that was expected. Your acquaintance or friend Azhar left the week I got here so didn't really get a chance to meet him.

How's things in IB world?
 
Saqs said:
Yeah good bro thanks for asking. Jeddah is a bit of a culture shock coming from living in Melbourne for 25+ years but it's otherwise ok. Have a good young dynamic team here and so far everything looks promising. Except the visa issues and all. Which is a Saudi thing so that was expected. Your acquaintance or friend Azhar left the week I got here so didn't really get a chance to meet him.

How's things in IB world?
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yea heard that the residence thing takes an awful lot of time, till then I believe you cant even get a sim card. Friend of mine in Riyadh and one in jeddah has been there for a month, still haventt got their visas :)

Well alhamdolilah things are going good, make dua bro, I get out of FIG.

Well I am sure Azhar will be travelling back n forth to KSA offices, so you will bump into him some day
 
Yeah you're practically disabled without an iqama here. Can't buy a car can't rent a house etc. But inshallah all works out.

By him leaving I meant he has left the company altogether.
 
Saqs said:
Yeah you're practically disabled without an iqama here. Can't buy a car can't rent a house etc. But inshallah all works out.

By him leaving I meant he has left the company altogether.
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ohh I didnt know that.... thats news to me :) must have been quite a job that he resigned from a partner level role
 
When you are trying to explain a complex idea to somebody who just doesn't get it and in response proposes something very ludicrous in a business type environment.

You resist the animal urge of swearing at them or strangling them and your brain freezes as you wonder what to do.
 
Last week our neighbors son gave a party to celebrate his 19th birthday at a hotel & there were about 150 guests. After the party was over at 11 pm we all came down including the host family & right there in the porch was the b'day gift - a brand new Harley 48 . Every one was beaming including the recipient of the gift & i said it is a single seater -serious waste of money . The friends father looked at me like he would murder me & every 1 with-in hearing distance became silent & started staring at me . It was awkward !
 
Ims1 said:
Last week our neighbors son gave a party to celebrate his 19th birthday at a hotel & there were about 150 guests. After the party was over at 11 pm we all came down including the host family & right there in the porch was the b'day gift - a brand new Harley 48 . Every one was beaming including the recipient of the gift & i said it is a single seater -serious waste of money . The friends father looked at me like he would murder me & every 1 with-in hearing distance became silent & started staring at me . It was awkward !
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Lol I like your style.
 
DeadlyVenom said:
When you are trying to explain a complex idea to somebody who just doesn't get it and in response proposes something very ludicrous in a business type environment.

You resist the animal urge of swearing at them or strangling them and your brain freezes as you wonder what to do.
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If only strangulation was an accepted negotiation tactic in the workplace. It would make my life so much easier.
 
When you shake hand of the restaurant waiter who was asking for the menu card back :kami
 
Mamoon_ said:
When you shake hand of the restaurant waiter who was asking for the menu card back :kami
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:))) It Happened with me twice...both of times i was talking with friends and suddenly waiter arrives and i thought he is asking to shake hands..:msd
 
Another one ...Relatively sad..while playing football i kicked the ball inside ti D toward the goal post ..but instead of going istead the ball deviated by hitting the poal and hit me on my face...Luckily i survive though some blood came out of my nose...
 
Saqs said:
If only strangulation was an accepted negotiation tactic in the workplace. It would make my life so much easier.
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Indeed. Society has definitely regressed in that regard. Back in the day you could probably get away with it.
 
Haroon Javed said:
Another one ...Relatively sad..while playing football i kicked the ball inside ti D toward the goal post ..but instead of going istead the ball deviated by hitting the poal and hit me on my face...Luckily i survive though some blood came out of my nose...
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Luckily you survived!? You got hit by a football, not a bullet... Ofcourse you're going to survive that...
 
I had a bad habit of opening up all the images that used to appear on my Twitter timeline, but not anymore following......

.... an awkward moment when something appeared which I can´t even describe. Thankfully though, no one else was sitting besides me or behind me as I was using the computer.
 
MattyB said:
Luckily you survived!? You got hit by a football, not a bullet... Ofcourse you're going to survive that...
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i meant to say i had kicked the ball very hard and i survive mean not much of damage was done apart from a little bit of bleeding..:haris
 
DHONI183 said:
I had a bad habit of opening up all the images that used to appear on my Twitter timeline, but not anymore following......

.... an awkward moment when something appeared which I can´t even describe. Thankfully though, no one else was sitting besides me or behind me as I was using the computer.
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It Would be better if you describe it...:asad
 
Haroon Javed said:
I Mean it was lucky for you that no one was sitting besides you..
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It would have only caused embarrassment but they trust me blindly and I have never abused their trust either.

DHONI183 said:
...... One big thing that really makes me feel great at home is that there are no secret, no hidden stuff from my family members. Never hide anything from them whatever it may be. They all are my friends, including my parents, and it feels not good to hide things from them. Also maybe because I don´t engage myself much in stuff that others do and then have to hide it from others. Not only for my family, whole life is just like an open book. I feel comfortable with such a life mainly because of the family support:).....
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^ http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showpost.php?p=5480591&postcount=9 ^

Quite contrary to how I present myself on the Internet for some comedy, laughter, fun etc., at the age of 22, I am the "elder" at home and bit of a decision-maker.

If given (blind) love, people turn out to be spoiled brats, but it has only made me a stronger person and a wise one too. How am I in real life? Look my avatar (if you have seen film 'Saajan' 1993, that is).

In short, the trust would not have gone anywhere.

I think I have loved myself enough in this post.
 
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DHONI183 said:
It would have only caused embarrassment but they trust me blindly and I have never abused their trust either.



^ http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showpost.php?p=5480591&postcount=9 ^

Quite contrary to how I present myself on the Internet for some comedy, laughter fun etc., at the age of 22, I am the "elder" at home and bit of a decision-maker. My decisions can´t be over-ruled by anyone.

If given (blind) love, people turn out to be spoiled brats, but it has only made me a stronger person and a wise one too. How am I in real life? Look my avatar (if you have seen film 'Saajan' 1993, that is).

In short, the trust would not have gone anywhere.

I think I have loved myself enough in this post.
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Let me watch sajaan movie first :D
Anyways the maturity you are showing at this age deserves appreciation .. :)
I Will try to learn from you ....
i m really happy i have found this forum..it is changing my life in a very positive way..
thanks alot brother for inspiration..:)
 
Saqs said:
Lol I like your style.
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haha. What i said was the truth but then it became awkward though later another neighbor at the party who was also witness to my blurting out without thinking ,said what i uttered made sense :)
 
When your going through an Imams phone and find pics of girls . That was awkward all though it was a what's app profile pic .
 
pakistanalltheway said:
When your going through an Imams phone and find pics of girls . That was awkward all though it was a what's app profile pic .
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Speaking of Imams. This is probably the most awkward moment of my life.

During my hajj in 04. Imam speaking to the group. Old man. Starts talking about he is having wet dreams. And is missing his 3 wives.

Death by awkward.

Also - when the topic of 'intercourse' is mentioned in khutbas or in the masjid. Lol. Everybody does the shift in their spot.
 
The Awkward moment when your head goes inside the burka of a woman praying in front of you, during Sajda, in Masjid al-Haram.

Happened to me in Hajj 2002.

I hope someone can relate to it.
 
Saqs said:
Speaking of Imams. This is probably the most awkward moment of my life.

During my hajj in 04. Imam speaking to the group. Old man. Starts talking about he is having wet dreams. And is missing his 3 wives.

Death by awkward.

Also - when the topic of 'intercourse' is mentioned in khutbas or in the masjid. Lol. Everybody does the shift in their spot.
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Oh no I would have covered my ears .
 
Mamoon_ said:
The Awkward moment when your head goes inside the burka of a woman praying in front of you, during Sajda, in Masjid al-Haram.

Happened to me in Hajj 2002.

I hope someone can relate to it.
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Are you serious ? what were you doing where the women pray ?
 
pakistanalltheway said:
Are you serious ? what were you doing where the women pray ?
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I don't know about now, but they used to pray back then in alternate rows.

Men then women then men and so on.

We both went for Sajda and her over sized burka trapped my head.
 
Awkward moment when you're listening to 'Mera Laung Gawacha' and your coconut Asian friend asks you, 'Why are you listening to a song about killing black people?'

#NiggaMardaaAaweeVe

[utube]k1MSUIGk4dc[/utube]
 
Gujar said:
Awkward moment when you're listening to 'Mera Laung Gawacha' and your coconut Asian friend asks you, 'Why are you listening to a song about killing black people?'

#NiggaMardaaAaweeVe

[utube]k1MSUIGk4dc[/utube]
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Man, the sad bit here is that people might not have understood this gem!

"#NiggaMardaaAaweeVe" - :)))! Imagine Musarat Nazeer in reality asking her lover to kill a black on his way to her:)))!
 
Saqs said:
Speaking of Imams. This is probably the most awkward moment of my life.

During my hajj in 04. Imam speaking to the group. Old man. Starts talking about he is having wet dreams. And is missing his 3 wives.

Death by awkward.

Also - when the topic of 'intercourse' is mentioned in khutbas or in the masjid. Lol. Everybody does the shift in their spot.
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Mamoon_ said:
The Awkward moment when your head goes inside the burka of a woman praying in front of you, during Sajda, in Masjid al-Haram.

Happened to me in Hajj 2002.

I hope someone can relate to it.
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Gujar said:
Awkward moment when you're listening to 'Mera Laung Gawacha' and your coconut Asian friend asks you, 'Why are you listening to a song about killing black people?'

#NiggaMardaaAaweeVe
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:))):))):))):))):))) Class
 
When you are at your sister´s place, your brother-in-law offers you biscuits and after a couple of those, the awkward moment when your niece says, "I hope you realise that we had bought them for us."
 
The awkward moment when the Google Translator misspells a word......

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Awkward moments when:

Post office khula reh jaye and you don't know
 
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The awkward moment you visit your grandma after a long time and she has decide to stick up a pic of your dad visiting new york with the twin towers in the background .
 
The awkward moment-
I went to pray the Friday Prayer(Jumaa Prayer) in the Masjid. There was a Bangladeshi in front of me,he was wearing a dhoti. The salah started and when we went into the sajdaa,my head went into the dhoti of that Bangladeshi man. It was so awkward. It was a very nervous moment as well,my head got tangled in his dhoti and he almost sat my head! Luckily,I just managed to get it out :).
Anyone else had a similar incident? It seems a bit common when you are praying with people who are wearing dhotis and women wearing burkahs,when in Makkah(Masjid-al-Haram).
 
The awkward moment you post this before the big Arsenal-Utd game only to end up losing...a few replies from others to give a flavour of responses following the game lol :najam
 

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Lol when you stick your neck out like that be prepared.
 
Saqs said:
Speaking of Imams. This is probably the most awkward moment of my life.

During my hajj in 04. Imam speaking to the group. Old man. Starts talking about he is having wet dreams. And is missing his 3 wives.

Death by awkward.
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Wait what??? The imam said this? Details.
 
Awkward moment when you drop something by accident and someone picks it up for you, everything is well until you drop it again :(
 
When you buy fish and chips with mushy peas and then drop them in the shop :Embarrassed
 
My cousin had an awkward moment . Basically in the summer we went to a wedding up north (Manchester ). The wedding was nice each table had their own waiter . Before we were about to leave my cousin wanted to tip the waiter . He stood up went over and gave her the tip to his shock she gave him a hug before he could pull back . The look on his face and the dirty looks he got was priceless .
 
Mamoon_ said:
The Awkward moment when your head goes inside the burka of a woman praying in front of you, during Sajda, in Masjid al-Haram.

Happened to me in Hajj 2002.

I hope someone can relate to it.
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Don't you have to be a certain age to do Hajj ?
 
The awkward moment when you take off your shirt in a shop to try out the new shirt, only to take off your undershirt with it and you stand there naked in the middle with people staring at you.

Always go to the try room.
 
Mamoon said:
The awkward moment when you take off your shirt in a shop to try out the new shirt, only to take off your undershirt with it and you stand there naked in the middle with people staring at you.

Always go to the try room.
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If taking off the shirt and undershirt leaves you naked, you need to invest in some pants.
 
Trousers, pants, boxers, briefs, thongs, dhotis, loincloths, they're all good.
 
That awkward moment when your with your mates having a laugh and say to one of them (jokinly) "I love you" and the girl you really like and trying to impress walks past you and sniggers.
 
ChaudrySaab said:
That awkward moment when your with your mates having a laugh and say to one of them (jokinly) "I love you" and the girl you really like and trying to impress walks past you and sniggers.
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You watch waaay too many movies.
 
Nostalgic said:
If taking off the shirt and undershirt leaves you naked, you need to invest in some pants.
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You are the greatest human-being alive! Love your English as well!

Mo_Ahmed84 said:
You watch waaay too many movies.
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Interesting observation. I haven´t been watching too many films since a year or so now but I am a very filmy person.
 
That moment when you see someone you know (not very well but you know them) at a distance and you make eye contact, raise your hand to wave and then they look away and you hastily act as though you were scratching your head.
 
awkward moment occurred for me today, I went for ultra sound of my abdomen today, and there was this really really really hot blonde girl who was doing my ultra sound. Nothing happened, but still, there was clear awkwardness about the whole thing, as she was touching me all over

I am just wondering why do hospitals employ these really beautiful girls? what if someone has to do ultra sound of the male private parts, how would they do it? wouldn't that be the most awkward of situations? how can a male control himself?
 
R1a1 said:
awkward moment occurred for me today, I went for ultra sound of my abdomen today, and there was this really really really hot blonde girl who was doing my ultra sound. Nothing happened, but still, there was clear awkwardness about the whole thing, as she was touching me all over

I am just wondering why do hospitals employ these really beautiful girls? what if someone has to do ultra sound of the male private parts, how would they do it? wouldn't that be the most awkward of situations? how can a male control himself?
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:moyo
 
Indiafan said:
Sorry, what has a headscarf to do with it, unless you believe he should be racist because of the headscarf and behave differently?
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The hijab is a principle of modesty. He was a Pakistani Muslim, there is no issue of racism here. I thought it was ironic that guys are just guys, hijabis ko bhi nahi chortay :P
 
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