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Ah man just had the most awkward moment...the people im helping regarding an upcoming documentary/film called me just now needing some transcriptions im doing for them. Im not available to meet them so they said theyll come to be work place...(bear in mind the phone call was already a long awkward kind of 'can you make it here - can you make it here, what are you available etc etc to and fro-ing to each other) i ended the phone call being polite saying 'sorry for the inconvenience btw, i know its annoying for everyone involved haha'...followed by a couple of seconds silence and then a patronizing 'byeeeee' by the other woman :facepalm:

Ahhhhhhh #awkward
 
My father once answered the phone. It was one of my mother's friends, and my father accidentally called her "beta," because invariably it was us kids who would get a lot of phone calls, and he had got into the habit of asking our friends to hold, as in "hold karein beta."
 
Lol.

Once two of my cousins walked into a shop and the shopkeeper asks one of them 'ohhh so you're taking your mother out shopping?'

They were the same age.

One was amused. The other stormed out.
More flat out hilarious than awkward in hindsight.
 
Mohsin said:
Ah man just had the most awkward moment...the people im helping regarding an upcoming documentary/film called me just now needing some transcriptions im doing for them. Im not available to meet them so they said theyll come to be work place...(bear in mind the phone call was already a long awkward kind of 'can you make it here - can you make it here, what are you available etc etc to and fro-ing to each other) i ended the phone call being polite saying 'sorry for the inconvenience btw, i know its annoying for everyone involved haha'...followed by a couple of seconds silence and then a patronizing 'byeeeee' by the other woman :facepalm:

Ahhhhhhh #awkward
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Lol. Some women just need to get a sense of humour.
 
You go outside with your family, as they do shopping, you are so lost in thoughts in a market that you don´t even notice that you are standing next to where the lotay are. And then the awkward moment when your brother asks you, "Aren´t you happy with the one we (already) have at home (in the toilet)?"

Note: lotay - singular: lota.
 
When you run around frantically at work or home asking "did anyone see my phone",.........and you are holding it
 
When you say goodbye / see you tomorrow to someone and then keep bumping into them for the rest of the day awkward
 
The awkward moment when youre watching the SA-Aussie match stream with the commentary on the speakers and the over ends with the adverts starting (so all anyone outside my room would here in generic 'un-cricket like' noise)...suddenly as my mum opens the door and comes into the room the stream at once dies with sudden quietness taking over the room making it look like i was watching something i shouldnt have been and i turned it off just as my mum entered :|
 
Lol.

Hate it when things like that happen when you're acting innocent implicates you even further.

Like being stuck at the lights with cops next to you.

Do you look at them? Do you not look at all? Which is less suspicious? Surely there is a rule, like a 3 second look.

But then do you smile? Nod your head? It gets really awkward. Especially when the light has gone green and you're just stuck. Acting guilty and innocent at the same time for no reason at all.
 
loool word...trying to act all innocent even though you've nothing to hide. Do you look up at your mum, no that'll look like I'm doing a 'damn I must look if my mum knows I was dong something wrong', I'll continue looking dead forward at the screen n won't move...but no then it'll look like i did something wrong and I now can't look up....ah bloody hell'...all this culminates in me looking up and thinking to myself 'oh damn the rooms empty now' lol

In the car is still OK, you can pretend you're doing something with the radio...when you're walking past police on foot, what to do?! Look up n just walk past...look guilty. Look up and smile at them as I walk past...no itll look like I'm hiding something. I'll just keep my head down n walk past...GUILTY! lol
 
On that subject, along with a few friends, I once spent an entire week on school trip calling our chem teacher "Graaaaaaanie" in a high pitched childish voice while making jokes like "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" "We are hungry graaaanie". She never saw the end of it till we left school, including in front of other teachers. It was awkward, for her mostly and a bit for us retrospectively :yk
 
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The awkward moment when you're late for Jummah because of traffic and most of the 'shoe spaces' are taken up, but, you see one space where you could squeeze your shoes into. You don't make it obvious to anyone else and casually move towards that space, take your shoes off....and an old man practically swoops in and takes that space from right under your nose lol
#stealthbaba
 
The awkward moment when you add a girl on facebook and all your friends start trolling you by commenting on the friendship

"hey bro is this the girl you were talking about"

"hey bro is she the one you said you had a big crush on"
 
Mohsin said:
The awkward moment when youre watching the SA-Aussie match stream with the commentary on the speakers and the over ends with the adverts starting (so all anyone outside my room would here in generic 'un-cricket like' noise)...suddenly as my mum opens the door and comes into the room the stream at once dies with sudden quietness taking over the room making it look like i was watching something i shouldnt have been and i turned it off just as my mum entered :|
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Was watching true detective and my dad came home so I hit pause just as it was going into a sex scene( thought I was hitting stop).

Anyways go out and help him get bags out of the car, come back in the living room to see a blurred image of a sex scene frozen on the tv. He looks at me in disgust, mutters something about needing to get married and I stand in silence.

I quickly explain its a tv show and not what he thinks and casually divert the topic to how Hollywood is ruining tv shows by making them unsuitable for families.

I think he believes me.

Anyways hes in Pakistan visiting family now and im getting married to my cousin.
 
The recent Sathi advertisement during matches was really awkward....
 
DeadlyVenom said:
Was watching true detective and my dad came home so I hit pause just as it was going into a sex scene( thought I was hitting stop).

Anyways go out and help him get bags out of the car, come back in the living room to see a blurred image of a sex scene frozen on the tv. He looks at me in disgust, mutters something about needing to get married and I stand in silence.

I quickly explain its a tv show and not what he thinks and casually divert the topic to how Hollywood is ruining tv shows by making them unsuitable for families.

I think he believes me.

Anyways hes in Pakistan visiting family now and im getting married to my cousin.
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:))

What an amazing ending lol
 
Mohsin said:
The awkward moment when you're late for Jummah because of traffic and most of the 'shoe spaces' are taken up, but, you see one space where you could squeeze your shoes into. You don't make it obvious to anyone else and casually move towards that space, take your shoes off....and an old man practically swoops in and takes that space from right under your nose lol
#stealthbaba
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Lol at stealthbaba
 
DeadlyVenom said:
Was watching true detective and my dad came home so I hit pause just as it was going into a sex scene( thought I was hitting stop).

Anyways go out and help him get bags out of the car, come back in the living room to see a blurred image of a sex scene frozen on the tv. He looks at me in disgust, mutters something about needing to get married and I stand in silence.

I quickly explain its a tv show and not what he thinks and casually divert the topic to how Hollywood is ruining tv shows by making them unsuitable for families.

I think he believes me.

Anyways hes in Pakistan visiting family now and im getting married to my cousin.
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That made me physically lol :)):))
 
DeadlyVenom said:
Was watching true detective and my dad came home so I hit pause just as it was going into a sex scene( thought I was hitting stop).

Anyways go out and help him get bags out of the car, come back in the living room to see a blurred image of a sex scene frozen on the tv. He looks at me in disgust, mutters something about needing to get married and I stand in silence.

I quickly explain its a tv show and not what he thinks and casually divert the topic to how Hollywood is ruining tv shows by making them unsuitable for families.

I think he believes me.

Anyways hes in Pakistan visiting family now and im getting married to my cousin.
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Fantastic story, particularly the bit about yourself complaining about Hollywood:)).

Congratulations on the last bit, by the way:). Taken care.
 
DeadlyVenom said:
Was watching true detective and my dad came home so I hit pause just as it was going into a sex scene( thought I was hitting stop).

Anyways go out and help him get bags out of the car, come back in the living room to see a blurred image of a sex scene frozen on the tv. He looks at me in disgust, mutters something about needing to get married and I stand in silence.

I quickly explain its a tv show and not what he thinks and casually divert the topic to how Hollywood is ruining tv shows by making them unsuitable for families.

I think he believes me.

Anyways hes in Pakistan visiting family now and im getting married to my cousin.
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lols, joker, so in a round about kind of way (since i told you about TD) i will assume i am responsible for your wedding :) you can thank me (or not as the case may be) later.

makes for an excellent butterfly effect story though, i will add more masala when i retell it tho. :afridi
 
DeadlyVenom said:
Was watching true detective and my dad came home so I hit pause just as it was going into a sex scene( thought I was hitting stop).

Anyways go out and help him get bags out of the car, come back in the living room to see a blurred image of a sex scene frozen on the tv. He looks at me in disgust, mutters something about needing to get married and I stand in silence.

I quickly explain its a tv show and not what he thinks and casually divert the topic to how Hollywood is ruining tv shows by making them unsuitable for families.

I think he believes me.

Anyways hes in Pakistan visiting family now and im getting married to my cousin.
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Sarcasm or really? Difficult to tell from your posts :manzoor
 
DeadlyVenom said:
Was watching true detective and my dad came home so I hit pause just as it was going into a sex scene( thought I was hitting stop).

Anyways go out and help him get bags out of the car, come back in the living room to see a blurred image of a sex scene frozen on the tv. He looks at me in disgust, mutters something about needing to get married and I stand in silence.

I quickly explain its a tv show and not what he thinks and casually divert the topic to how Hollywood is ruining tv shows by making them unsuitable for families.

I think he believes me.

Anyways hes in Pakistan visiting family now and im getting married to my cousin.
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Lol the ending had me in stitches .

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Has anyone watched Asia cup on Star Sports(3)..Hindi Commentary..?

This ad is more disturbing and embarrasing than awkward..I think the channel should be fined for such an Ad..The one in which woman is shown giving Birth..and crying in pain..and this continues for about 2 mins...We can't even wait for scene to pass ..always have to change channel as small cousins also watching....EMBARRASING STUFF

ANYONE WATCHED THIS AD..? AND ANYONE AGREES?
 
Filmy but if it happen
Ur in function with ur mom suddenly u saw ur gf there and after five min she is talking with ur mom but still both dont know each other
:))
 
The intelligent Supporter said:
Has anyone watched Asia cup on Star Sports(3)..Hindi Commentary..?

This ad is more disturbing and embarrasing than awkward..I think the channel should be fined for such an Ad..The one in which woman is shown giving Birth..and crying in pain..and this continues for about 2 mins...We can't even wait for scene to pass ..always have to change channel as small cousins also watching....EMBARRASING STUFF

ANYONE WATCHED THIS AD..? AND ANYONE AGREES?
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How is giving birth embarassing? :facepalm: Its not like they show some gory stuff in TV. Lol
 
The intelligent Supporter said:
Has anyone watched Asia cup on Star Sports(3)..Hindi Commentary..?

This ad is more disturbing and embarrasing than awkward..I think the channel should be fined for such an Ad..The one in which woman is shown giving Birth..and crying in pain..and this continues for about 2 mins...We can't even wait for scene to pass ..always have to change channel as small cousins also watching....EMBARRASING STUFF

ANYONE WATCHED THIS AD..? AND ANYONE AGREES?
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Which ad are you talking about ? Apparently it hasn't been aired on the English Commentary channel.
 
Awkward when I was in the lecture room, making notes only to realise 15 minutes later that this is the social services where number of pregnancy related graphs were shown, not about shareholders wealth maximisation
 
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Robbie said:
Lol he was covered all throughout toes... How is screaming while giving birth awkward?? There were doctors, nurses and the dad in the room for God's sake:facepalm:
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He means awkward as in while watching that stuff with family.

I agree with him there.
 
I can understand feeling awkward when something really erotic or Gory is shown on tv but this should not be an awkward situation.
 
Awkward moment when your wife cuddles up to you at night and you're really not in the mood. You then remember that you're not even married and moreover, you're actually in prison.
 
Gujar said:
Awkward moment when your wife cuddles up to you at night and you're really not in the mood. You then remember that you're not even married and moreover, you're actually in prison.
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Mind blown
 
Mine was,went with my wife for dinner and suddenly bumped into my ex girlfriend ,with whom had a serious relationship she was with her husband.

sent from dil se
 
Gujar said:
Awkward moment when your wife cuddles up to you at night and you're really not in the mood. You then remember that you're not even married and moreover, you're actually in prison.
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:))

Gotta hate when that happens. Lol.
 
Wth is that Gujjar:))) :)))

Congratulations DV.and your dad is absolutely correct.you really need to get married soon.:D
 
Gujar said:
Awkward moment when your wife cuddles up to you at night and you're really not in the mood. You then remember that you're not even married and moreover, you're actually in prison.
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Your sense of humour is awesome .

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I once asked my elder brother and dad whilst we were watching some Current Affair program when I was around 12-13: "How do you get cleavage"?.

They kept mentioning it in this report and I had no idea what it meant. I thought it was a disease. My dad is a doctor so I thought he'd tell me all the details about the disease. Luckily, he didn't. Luckily, he just walked off. Both my brother and dad haven't talked to me since.
 
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Wow:))!

Gujar said:
Awkward moment when your wife cuddles up to you at night and you're really not in the mood. You then remember that you're not even married and moreover, you're actually in prison.
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Master:)))!

I was once staying at my relatives´ place. My uncle came to wake me up and I pulled him into the bed. Touching his moustache woke me up, his screams couldn´t.
 
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Me and my brother are watching TV. I report to his wife, saying, "Look what he is watching!", as soon as something you-know-what appears, shaking my head in a manner which gave the impression that it was just the worst thing I have ever seen, which was actually not the case. Certainly an awkward moment for him!
 
You are having banter with an Indian friend (poster Saurav of our forum) and you end up claiming that Pakistan will win on the 21st of May. Then the extremely awkward moment when he reminds you that the Indo-Pak T20I game is in fact in March. Embarrassing typo:facepalm:!
 
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I remember I had a really awkward moment when I was younger. I remember this was in '98/99 as I was watching Champions League footie Man Utd v Sturm Gratz and this was during Utd's treble winning season, so I was aged 7/8...we were getting cable for the first time (so you can tell it was ages ago lol) and the guy fitting it came downstairs (where I was alone watching the match) and as he came downstairs he said I have to turn the TV off...I thought this was my older brother and I (wanting to watch the match got angry) started shouting and swearing 'why the hell, what the...etc etc' before suddenly seeing this cable guy in front of me...I still remember the look on his face lol
 
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DHONI183 said:
You are having banter with an Indian friend (poster Saurav of our forum) and you end up claiming that Pakistan will win on the 21st of May. Then the extremely awkward moment when he reminds you that the Indo-Pak T20I game is in fact in March. Embarrassing typo:facepalm:!
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but I'm sure Pakistan will win on 21st of May :))
 
kaayal said:
I think Gujar's life is more interesting.:asif
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All his anecdotes are made up! *Jealousy!*

Saurav said:
but I'm sure Pakistan will win on 21st of May :))
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Don´t change your words now! Stick to your dirty thoughts now, and we will see:afridi!

The intelligent Supporter said:
That awkward moment when ...When u realize Dhoni183..is not an Indian
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We can have a whole thread on that with every member adding their experiences:)). Some even hate me for this, but that´s me I am afraid! Having a Sanskrit name further adds to the confusion of course.
 
DHONI183 said:
Me and my brother are watching TV. I report to his wife, saying, "Look what he is watching!", as soon as something you-know-what appears, shaking my head in a manner which gave the impression that it was just the worst thing I have ever seen, which was actually not the case. Certainly an awkward moment for him!
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This is the furthest thing from brotherly behaviour, remember your brothers wife is off limits and you gain nothing by making him look bad.

This was the type of moment where you give your bro a wink and keep quiet.
 
Saqs said:
Mine was more awkward because I realised he wasn't a girl, nor was he Indian.
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A combination of the two would have been the perfect one for you to tease on the forum. Not to be. I feel for you, brother.

DeadlyVenom said:
This is the furthest thing from brotherly behaviour, remember your brothers wife is off limits and you gain nothing by making him look bad.

This was the type of moment where you give your bro a wink and keep quiet.
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I just want to see the day where he will be scolded.
 
an uncle around many family members talking about speech impediments, have no idea what was going through his mind

"imagine if your wife had a speech impediment like that, youd have to work her hard every night"

everyone tried not to laugh, but i couldnt help it, fortunately my dad doesnt have the best hearing. lol
 
ElRaja said:
an uncle around many family members talking about speech impediments, have no idea what was going through his mind

"imagine if your wife had a speech impediment like that, youd have to work her hard every night"

everyone tried not to laugh, but i couldnt help it, fortunately my dad doesnt have the best hearing. lol
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Just noticed you have a milestone on the number of posts :14:

Don't really look at post number, but just noticed :misbah_old
 
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DeadlyVenom said:
Was watching true detective and my dad came home so I hit pause just as it was going into a sex scene( thought I was hitting stop).

Anyways go out and help him get bags out of the car, come back in the living room to see a blurred image of a sex scene frozen on the tv. He looks at me in disgust, mutters something about needing to get married and I stand in silence.

I quickly explain its a tv show and not what he thinks and casually divert the topic to how Hollywood is ruining tv shows by making them unsuitable for families.

I think he believes me.

Anyways hes in Pakistan visiting family now and im getting married to my cousin.
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Haha, this would have been truly awkward.

Is the ending actually true - is your father actually fixing you with an arranged marriage? If so, do you believe it is somewhat related to the above incident?
 
Mohsin said:
I remember I had a really awkward moment when I was younger. I remember this was in '98/99 as I was watching Champions League footie Man Utd v Sturm Gratz and this was during Utd's treble winning season, so I was aged 7/8...we were getting cable for the first time (so you can tell it was ages ago lol) and the guy fitting it came downstairs (where I was alone watching the match) and as he came downstairs he said I have to turn the TV off...I thought this was my older brother and I (wanting to watch the match got angry) started shouting and swearing 'why the hell, what the...etc etc' before suddenly seeing this cable guy in front of me...I still remember the look on his face lol
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I thought that was going in the direction where Moshin was caught red handed doing the deed while watching Ryan Giggs mighty jaw line.
 
DeadlyVenom said:
This is the furthest thing from brotherly behaviour, remember your brothers wife is off limits and you gain nothing by making him look bad.

This was the type of moment where you give your bro a wink and keep quiet.
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You must not be familiar with Dhoni's "saheli" persona.
 
That awkward moment when the TV repairman comes over to check the TV and you're standing with him. Your female cousin enters room and only sees you. She jokingly extends her hand to 'honk' your nose right when the electricity goes and the room becomes dark; when it comes back, she is holding onto the repairman's nose and all three of you are silent and frozen.

That awkward moment when you meet an old friend after quite some time and you go for a fist bump while he goes for a handshake. You then quickly switch to a handshake while he quickly switches to a fistbump. In the end both are left in no man's land, grinning sheepishly.

That awkward moment when you are sitting in a group with your schoolmates in the courtyard at school. You notice a teacher continuously looking your way. After the interval, she comes over and says: 'Ok. Your pants are torn. Just thought you should know'. Thank God for underpants.
 
I was around 10-11 at this time. Was traveling in a train and for some reason was pitching a tent (I was bored). Dad looked, thought I had something in my pocket, said, "what is this a ball"? and then grabbed it

Long awkward silence followed while we avoided eye contact for the rest of the journey
 
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Indiafan said:
I was around 10-11 at this time. Was traveling in a train and for some reason was pitching a tent (I was bored). Dad looked, thought I had something in my pocket, said, "what is this a ball"? and then grabbed it

Long awkward silence followed while we avoided eye contact for the rest of the journey
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Obviously wasn't that bored:yk

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Awkward moment when you have elder female relatives over and you think you're going in for a hug but instead they stroke your face and pat you on the back.
 
Singing is OK. (unless you're doing your best and loudest rendition of Hit 'em up.
 
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