#Legitstartled
This pisses me off so much........................
The awkward moment when something falls onto you and you frantically flick it away thinking it's a bug, only to find out it's one of the ear buds of your headphones
) Plus, he had a mushroom cut and golden glasses, so yeah. ) )
A few days ago, my friend and I were waiting for the elevator to come. Once it opened, this Pakistani uncle is standing in there, smiling. He sees my friend first (as he's standing right in front of the elevator door), and he signals him to come in the elevator. So, my friend goes in. Then, the uncle sees me, and he signals for me to come in. I go in. Then, even though there's nobody standing in the lobby, he signals again for someone to come in. And he's continuously smiling. Me and my friend are like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?
Now, we're in the elevator, eagerly waiting to reach the 6th floor. Apparently, that uncle lived on a floor higher than the 6th floor, so he continued to entertain us. He puts his chappal beside my friend's chappal, and says 'big foot!'. Again, I'm like WTH!?
I started laughing right there. My friend, who is a bit younger than me controlled it to some extent, but I couldn't. I just couldn't. I BURST out laughing, and the uncle kept smiling.
I was relieved when I reached the 6th floor!
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That´s brilliant! What a man he must have been
And yes, he's Muslim!
I know you are not a quick thinker but a little ''How do you spell your name again?'' would have sufficed.
The trick here is to start coughing or making noise while your stomach comes to a halt.
It happened to me once during school
Room was dead silent too.....
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I always act like I am paying attention, even if I am not.
How do you remember to act like your paying attention when you are not paying attention ?
How do you remember to act like your paying attention when you are not paying attention ?
I like the assumption that a teacher has to be a female.
I always act like I am paying attention, even if I am not.
How do you remember to act like your paying attention when you are not paying attention ?
Thats nothing. Usually stuff for me.
Thankfully didnt say the other way . Didnt like both tbh
Thankfully didnt say the other way . Didnt like both tbh
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.Sabr karo Rawal bhai. Have some thought for the 'facilitator' of the ladoos. Ladoos require a lot of preparation - 9 months in this case.
Was having my breakfast this morning in the caf when I spotted my last semester's Linear Algebra teacher, as soon as she looked at me, I turned my face away. Was soo bait 
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Looooooolooool
When Trump calls Obama a "very good man".
That may be the case when you imagine it, however, seeing it is plain awkward.
I'm sure both of them actually felt like chokeslamming the other.
) my nan especially, kept shouting at me about how can you tell me that doesn't hurt them lol and when the divas came on she was like why are they wearing ripped clothes my grandad on the other hand was like so what number is this channel again 
The awkward moment when someone sitting around you in your classroom spreads gas, and people think you did it. And from there it's every man for himself. Everyone tries to prove themselves right.
A couple of weeks ago, we were in gym class, I kid you not, the kid behind me farted so hard, the ground legit shook. Everyone thought it was me after.png "Kumar Sangakkara :sanga")
Went to as very religious families house, the uncle opened the door and told me that the kids were in the basement so I was like ok. But I thought to myself that I should go say salam to the auntie as well, so I ask him to move even though he told me to go downstairs because the kids are there. Once I get to the kitchen where the auntie was, I say salam and she says it back and then adds "Tumhe to neechay hona chahyey" and I was like yeah and went downstairs.
Still don't know whether I was supposed to go say salam or not
