Cricket's Naughty XI

[CricFan2012]

Hey brothers, was bored and decided to make a cricket XI that includes players who have been naughty during their playing days, on and off the field.

1. Alex Hales - recent antics
2. Ahmed Shehzad - we all know why he's here!
3. Virat Kholi (C) - on field antics
4. Marlon Samuels - antics on and off the field
5. Ben Stokes - don't need to say anything
6. Andrew Symonds - spat with bajji
7. Shahid Afridi - ball biting and off field controversies
8. Shoaib Akhter - spat with Asif, relationship with PCB
9. Shane Warne - off field controveries
10. Harbhajan Singh - spat with symonds, off field controveries
11. Sreesanth - his on field atics, celebrations

Now imagine Samuels and Stokes batting, or Bhajji and Symonds, imagine the dressing room environments

Please add or drop or share your own XI!

(Omitted match fixers because you can make an XI out of them)

 

[waleed88]

I would add Chris Gayle 'don't blush baby' to this

 

[waleed88]

Mohammad Amir, asif and Salman Butt for obvious reasons should be added too

 

[Markhor]

Replace Asif with Harbhajan and I think you've got it covered.

 

[Ab Fan]

KP at 4 instead of Samuels. Big name more preferred choice obviously.

 

[CricFan2012]

KP at 4 instead of Samuels. Big name more preferred choice obviously.

Totally forgot about KP, what a character

 

[CricFan2012]

Mohammad Amir, asif and Salman Butt for obvious reasons should be added too

nah bro, would rather keep match fixers out because you can make a team from them as well.

Also one problem is that there aren't a lot of naughty wicket keepers, Kamran can make a case but no room for him. Hales would have to act as a stand in keeper

 

[Hamza_]

You forgot legends of all - Umar Akmal

 

[CricFan2012]

You forgot legends of all - Umar Akmal

how?

I'd replace Hales with Akmal as new keeper and Naughtier cricketer

 

[Sirris]

Asif should be in there somewhere.

Sree out Asif in. Now that's a team I would pay to watch.

 

[Hitman]

Ian Botham needs to be there.

 

[MMHS]

nah bro, would rather keep match fixers out because you can make a team from them as well.

Also one problem is that there aren't a lot of naughty wicket keepers, Kamran can make a case but no room for him. Hales would have to act as a stand in keeper

I believe, you haven't heard a name Farookh Engineer ............

 

[Majestic_Inzi]

What about that naughty Lillee..

 

[justbetter]

mark vermeulen - threw a ball at spectators, burnt down his nation's cricket academy

 

[Arham_PakFan]

mark vermeulen - threw a ball at spectators, burnt down his nation's cricket academy

Zimbabwean,if i’m not mistaken?

 

[Convict]

Ian Botham needs to be there.

Fun fact about Botham. One year he played Sheffield Shield for Queensland and got arrested by police at Perth airport for his behaviour on the flight from Brisbane to Perth.
The cop who arrested him first asked for Botham's autograph before putting him into the clink.

Botham called Dennis Lillee to come and post bail and was soon greeted by the sight of Dennis Lillee standing infront of his cell drinking a beer while Lillee's son was with him - having asked his dad to let him come along so he could brag to his mates that he had seen Ian Botham behind bars.

 

[Madplayer]

How about these?

Shane warne

ricky ponting.

Brian lara

Gavasker

Javed miandad

 

[Rafa]

Fun fact about Botham. One year he played Sheffield Shield for Queensland and got arrested by police at Perth airport for his behaviour on the flight from Brisbane to Perth.
The cop who arrested him first asked for Botham's autograph before putting him into the clink.

Botham called Dennis Lillee to come and post bail and was soon greeted by the sight of Dennis Lillee standing infront of his cell drinking a beer while Lillee's son was with him - having asked his dad to let him come along so he could brag to his mates that he had seen Ian Botham behind bars.

Cricketers seem to have been more in limelight and public eye in Australia than England

 

[Suleiman]

Botham gets in as well. He's done his fair share of brawls.

 

[waleed88]

nah bro, would rather keep match fixers out because you can make a team from them as well.

Also one problem is that there aren't a lot of naughty wicket keepers, Kamran can make a case but no room for him. Hales would have to act as a stand in keeper

Its the naughty XI, what Shane Warne and Akhtar did (doping) comes under the label of cheating... I think these names should be included along with Azharuddin as well

 

[Donal Cozzie]

mark vermeulen - threw a ball at spectators, burnt down his nation's cricket academy

Dont forget a racial tirade on facebook against black people

 

[another drop catch]

ahmed shehzad
david warner :iirc punches to joe root
virat kohli
ricky ponting
javed miandad
marlon samuels
ben stokes
andrew flintoff
shane warne
mitchell johnson
s sreesanth

 

[HateKiller]

How about Shoaib Akhtar? He had his share of naughtiness.

 

[cricketerB94]

Pakistan have its own naughty XI:

Ahmed Shehzad - no need to explain.
Kamran Akmal (c) - no need to explain.
Younis Khan - off field antics especially when he was out of team and that interview before WC15.
Faisal Iqbal - recent disney tour.
Umar Akmal - no need to explain.
Zulqarnain Haider (wk) - leaving tour mid series because of threatening email.
Imad Wasim - recent scandal.
Shahid Afridi - no need to explain.
Muhammad Asif - off field scandals.
Shoaib Akhtar - off field scandals.
Rahat Ali - That dropped catch of Watson.

Moin Khan (Team Manager) - casino scandal.

 

[Amirforpresident]

Pakistan have its own naughty XI:

Ahmed Shehzad - no need to explain.
Kamran Akmal (c) - no need to explain.
Younis Khan - off field antics especially when he was out of team and that interview before WC15.
Faisal Iqbal - recent disney tour.
Umar Akmal - no need to explain.
Zulqarnain Haider (wk) - leaving tour mid series because of threatening email.
Imad Wasim - recent scandal.
Shahid Afridi - no need to explain.
Muhammad Asif - off field scandals.
Shoaib Akhtar - off field scandals.
Rahat Ali - That dropped catch of Watson.

Moin Khan (Team Manager) - casino scandal.

This one cracked me up

 

[CricFan2012]

Pakistan have its own naughty XI:

Ahmed Shehzad - no need to explain.
Kamran Akmal (c) - no need to explain.
Younis Khan - off field antics especially when he was out of team and that interview before WC15.
Faisal Iqbal - recent disney tour.
Umar Akmal - no need to explain.
Zulqarnain Haider (wk) - leaving tour mid series because of threatening email.
Imad Wasim - recent scandal.
Shahid Afridi - no need to explain.
Muhammad Asif - off field scandals.
Shoaib Akhtar - off field scandals.
Rahat Ali - That dropped catch of Watson.

Moin Khan (Team Manager) - casino scandal.

haha bro nice one.

But rahat doesn't belong there because it was just 1 catch, not on purpose, also what imad wasim scandal?

 

[cricketerB94]

haha bro nice one.

But rahat doesn't belong there because it was just 1 catch, not on purpose, also what imad wasim scandal?

Imad Wasim's scandal is all over social media. I think it's here in Time Pass section too.

 

[FreePalestine]

Hey brothers, was bored and decided to make a cricket XI that includes players who have been naughty during their playing days, on and off the field.

1. Alex Hales - recent antics
2. Ahmed Shehzad - we all know why he's here!
3. Virat Kholi (C) - on field antics
4. Marlon Samuels - antics on and off the field
5. Ben Stokes - don't need to say anything
6. Andrew Symonds - spat with bajji
7. Shahid Afridi - ball biting and off field controversies
8. Shoaib Akhter - spat with Asif, relationship with PCB
9. Shane Warne - off field controveries
10. Harbhajan Singh - spat with symonds, off field controveries
11. Sreesanth - his on field atics, celebrations

Now imagine Samuels and Stokes batting, or Bhajji and Symonds, imagine the dressing room environments

Please add or drop or share your own XI!

(Omitted match fixers because you can make an XI out of them)

Good XI, but no keeper!

Akram (OK, fixing doesn't count, but he smoked dope in WI as well) in for Bhajji
Asif (Hash at the airport, nandrolene controversy) in for Sreesanth

Need a keeper... surprisingly keepers appear to have kept their noses clean mostly.... even though they are often chatting rubbish.... Moin Khan for casino fiasco? Mongia, but he was just a fixer....

So if I take Moin:

1. Ganguly (On field in your faceness)
2. Kohli (You already covered)
3. Ponting (Black eye episode)
4. Lara (Issues with board, diva)
5. Symonds (Last of the big time drinkers)
6. Stokes (Connor McGregor impersonator)
7. Moin (Casino Royale)
8. Akram (Snoop Dogg)
9. Warne (Discipline issues, fat lad on tour)
10. Akhtar (Discipline issues, diva)
11. Asif (What hasn't he done?)

Pretty good XI!

 

[CricFan2012]

Good XI, but no keeper!

Akram (OK, fixing doesn't count, but he smoked dope in WI as well) in for Bhajji
Asif (Hash at the airport, nandrolene controversy) in for Sreesanth

Need a keeper... surprisingly keepers appear to have kept their noses clean mostly.... even though they are often chatting rubbish.... Moin Khan for casino fiasco? Mongia, but he was just a fixer....

So if I take Moin:

1. Ganguly (On field in your faceness)
2. Kohli (You already covered)
3. Ponting (Black eye episode)
4. Lara (Issues with board, diva)
5. Symonds (Last of the big time drinkers)
6. Stokes (Connor McGregor impersonator)
7. Moin (Casino Royale)
8. Akram (Snoop Dogg)
9. Warne (Discipline issues, fat lad on tour)
10. Akhtar (Discipline issues, diva)
11. Asif (What hasn't he done?)

Pretty good XI!

world beater XI, not as naughty as my XI though, being naughtier earns you more points

I would edit my thread and put umar akmal as keeper for Hales.