lol my dad bro i have a step dad so yea im still indian
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lol my dad bro i have a step dad so yea im still indian
So technically it's impossible for Pakistan to produce a technical batsman because our bowling doesn't suck.
Technically
This thread just got a bit more tragic
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But maybe your step dad is your real dad and if your step dad is Pakistani that would make you Pakistani so maybe you'll be chopping more than one head off
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This thread is turning epic.
But maybe your step dad is your real dad and if your step dad is Pakistani that would make you Pakistani so maybe you'll be chopping more than one head off
lol i dont kno wat u getting at. u dont make sense
But maybe your step dad is your real dad and if your step dad is Pakistani that would make you Pakistani so maybe you'll be chopping more than one head off
Maybe his step dad is actually his other dad and his real dad is another dad who deposited his savings in a bank only for single dads who have too much to share, hence his step dad has another dad which means he has two dads.
how bout semi final? hahahahahahahahaha
How about this thread where you just got your cherry popped for the first and probably last time?
Says the Psykoloji student who has a perfect slim overweight build and wants to learn phaast bowling online after having failed at technical batting and posted his last post on this forum some 60 posts ago.
Yep.
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) ) It took me a few seconds to comprehend that, but lollage ensued.lol do u have adhd or something. it seems like u have a hard time keeping on task talking about indian jungles and jersey shore.
u shud go see a doctor
Or a Psykolopoljist like you
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Insecure? Most of the posters who were baiting you at the start were just having a laugh and then you came out with a tirade of sorts defending Munna Patel type bowlers. If anything, your entire thread reeks of insecurity. Used to be overweight. Now not overweight. Lost weight still not phaast. Don't know what to do. Ask Pakistanis. Pakistanis say eat ghosht. Moral dilemma. Start trollingz.
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...claim to have PHD in Psychology. Can't spell psychology.
yes u shud see me. i wus smack some sense into u
dont see any insecurity in me. stated the facts about my body and i came here for help. people who are insecure made comments about indian selectors and im just protecing my team.
Insecure? Me? Not really.
See here's the thing: you came here like a fat kid straight out of fat camp asking for our help, once anyone made a shy at you you became overly defensive and showed your fear of Pakistanis being superior to you by lashing out. I, on the other hand, actually tried to help you and put your comments to the side.
Many others came to your aide with series advice. You continued your little internet tirade against Pakistanis. Once we actually started to tease you you crumbled under the pressure and are continuing to post filth. Is that our fault? No.
See here's the thing: you came here like a fat kid straight out of fat camp asking for our help, once anyone made a shy at you you became overly defensive and showed your fear of Pakistanis being superior to you by lashing out. I, on the other hand, actually tried to help you and put your comments to the side.
Many others came to your aide with series advice. You continued your little internet tirade against Pakistanis. Once we actually started to tease you you crumbled under the pressure and are continuing to post filth. Is that our fault? No.
LOL take a look at the gym thread and you'll see Poison > your existence. You mad Pakistanis build more muscle than Indians?
Whey Protein > Soy Protein bro.
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Honestly, pace bowling involves alot of things, you're whole body has to be fit to get the most pace. Cardio, and upper-body exercises would be most essential.
u guys showed fear of indian team thats y u guys took shots first. i guess ur just to stupid to understand or u need to take a psychology class.
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*sheepish grin* I lead a rather unaesthetic lifestyle nowadays LowkeyP, license has been suspended, gym membership cancelled and plates of biryani on demand. 2 weeks to go 
lol u mad that indians have more power hitters on our team? oh well u shud join the crappy pakistan team and turn that around.
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) )kasme, LowkeyP - you are one hilarious guy.
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So I'm guessing that you also showed fear when you took cheap shots? - your logic doesn't make sense.
& I also don't think you're a sycolojist.
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Well to be fair Moiz, he spelt psychology right this time. Moving in the right direction.
LOL OMG! What is it with this psychology class?
You're in highschool. You play cricket. You live in the United States of America. You used to be fat. You took psychology.
All this translates to is you're a loser in real life and have to try to take digs at Pakistanis on the internets because in real life, you'd get smacked around like the kids from Slumdog Millionaire.
Your frail body and mind can never sustain what it takes to be a fast bowler, your aggression makes you look more like a cow with mad cow disease then a raging bull. You need some counselling, man.
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"u mad i got mad cow disease" 
*sheepish grin* I lead a rather unaesthetic lifestyle nowadays LowkeyP, license has been suspended, gym membership cancelled and plates of biryani on demand. 2 weeks to go
Whatever bro, simplyshredded.com and you'll be back on those Zyzz tips in no time.
LOL @ hqmuskorchestra going to the url I just posted to try and bowl fast.
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Going to sleep fellas, hope this thread is still here when I wake
We're just messin' hq (not srs). But seriously. You won't bowl fast. Ever. (srs).
We're just messin' hq (not srs). But seriously. You won't bowl fast. Ever. (srs).
lol yea im still gonna pursue my fast bowling ambition but u man are an indisputable idiot cause ur just supporting ur people and nation when they did the wrong thing of taking shots at me first. you need to take counseling and psychology by me son. ill teach u the truth and if ur team appoints me ill teach them how not to get their ***** whopped by the indian cricket players.
yea it fine if i cannot speak with the bowl but ill always speak with the bat and shut the stupid fast pakistan bowlers who are grimy as f**kkkkk
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what ever happened to...DON'T FEED THE TROLL
in all srsness though, GOAT had some EPIC posts in here. literally lol'd at
in all srsness though, GOAT had some EPIC posts in here. literally lol'd at
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