In 30s, with English accent

mnoman15

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Guys if any one of you in 30s or can sound like aged man with english/south african accent, can you please PM me. Your 2-3 minutes will mean alot for some one and will help to reconcile husband/wife. Long story of my friend :( cant go in details online but if you contact me, I am sure you will be more than glad to help.
 
I honetsly dont think what is funny about it?

One of my friend has english father and his father is lets just say not a decent man. Now his Asian wife and mother in law always making big deal that my friend family is arrogant and his dad never calls them on xmas etc etc.

So I thought may be some one can call his wife/mother in law and talk as father.

Seriously, its not as funny as you think. I was at their home last night and I felt really sorry for my friend. Some women are just terrible.

I hope some one would be able to help.

Please send PMs to mod and they will forward it to me.
 
Guys I have been on pakpassion for last 4 years so please show some respect :) Its no scam ...
 
i have seen threads about love, and break ups, but this takes the day. lols
man isnt what you are saying wrong as well.
i will not judge anyone but com on this is not the way to do this.

this will actually create alot more problem for your friend.
also shouldnt ur friend's mom understand this, and try to reconcile everything.
i dont what their situation is and i am no one to say what to do, but please think this through this will really cause problems later on if ur friend's dad finds out that you did this.

the best way is to talk to your friend's mom and dad and try to convince them. that is the right way, not this.
 
I honetsly dont think what is funny about it?

One of my friend has english father and his father is lets just say not a decent man. Now his Asian wife and mother in law always making big deal that my friend family is arrogant and his dad never calls them on xmas etc etc.

So I thought may be some one can call his wife/mother in law and talk as father.

Sorry I might be being thick here but I don't understand this.

So your friends dad doesn't call his wife and his mother on xmas day and you would like someone to call them pretending to be him? :yk
 
So your friends dad doesn't call his wife and his mother on xmas day and you would like someone to call them pretending to be him? :yk

From what I understand, that is what he means, yes.

No offence to the OP but that is why everyone is finding this thread funny. I mean, even if someone steps up, what are they meant to say!? :fawad

Reminds me of Homer Simpson posing as Mr. Burns over the phone.

Simpson: I'm coming round to pick up a package, for Mr. Burns.
Worker: Ok and what is your first name Mr. Burns.
Simson: I doooon't knoooow...

:)))
 
Guys, dont you know women when they go in "that" mode and nothing makes sense to them.

His dad never calls them any way so he wont find out and he does not care as well.

Few minutes call, hey how is it, merry xmas, its snowing here blah blah. How hard it could be?
 
From what I understand, that is what he means, yes.

No offence to the OP but that is why everyone is finding this thread funny. I mean, even if someone steps up, what are they meant to say!? :fawad

Reminds me of Homer Simpson posing as Mr. Burns over the phone.

Simpson: I'm coming round to pick up a package, for Mr. Burns.
Worker: Ok and what is your first name Mr. Burns.
Simson: I doooon't knoooow...

:)))


Ofcourse script will be provided, its not that the guy will call blindly
 
i have seen threads about love, and break ups, but this takes the day. lols
man isnt what you are saying wrong as well.
i will not judge anyone but com on this is not the way to do this.

this will actually create alot more problem for your friend.
also shouldnt ur friend's mom understand this, and try to reconcile everything.
i dont what their situation is and i am no one to say what to do, but please think this through this will really cause problems later on if ur friend's dad finds out that you did this.

the best way is to talk to your friend's mom and dad and try to convince them. that is the right way, not this.

I bet you are 20-22 and have not faced real problems in life. What you are describing is ideal world scenario, it does not happen in real world.
 
From what I understand, that is what he means, yes.

No offence to the OP but that is why everyone is finding this thread funny. I mean, even if someone steps up, what are they meant to say!? :fawad

Reminds me of Homer Simpson posing as Mr. Burns over the phone.

Simpson: I'm coming round to pick up a package, for Mr. Burns.
Worker: Ok and what is your first name Mr. Burns.
Simson: I doooon't knoooow...

:)))

lol.

Well if this is the case there are a few problems with the idea.

1. Surely a mother and wife will recognise the caller as an imposter?

2. Like the simpson case vital information may not be known.

3. If the wife and mother in law get angry the caller could make it worse by abusing them.
 
send them an SMS with his name, should do the trick.
 
I bet you are 20-22 and have not faced real problems in life. What you are describing is ideal world scenario, it does not happen in real world.

yes i am 22, but i have seen my share of family problems. and what you are planning to do will fail.

just think how will ur friend's dad feel if you did this.
things will get even more worse.
and believe me talking about things is the right way to go and not to go behind people's backs.

also what if the dude gets stuck in the middle and gets caught. and this is plain cheating.
 
I honetsly dont think what is funny about it?

One of my friend has english father and his father is lets just say not a decent man. Now his Asian wife and mother in law always making big deal that my friend family is arrogant and his dad never calls them on xmas etc etc.

So I thought may be some one can call his wife/mother in law and talk as father.

Seriously, its not as funny as you think. I was at their home last night and I felt really sorry for my friend. Some women are just terrible.

I hope some one would be able to help.

Please send PMs to mod and they will forward it to me.

You honestly don't think this is a tad absurd?! :))

You are solving their family issues with lying and faking someone's voice!

Please don't go down that route.
 
Guys if any one of you in 30s or can sound like aged man with english/south african accent, can you please PM me.

Recruiting potentials for the England cricket team?
 
lol this has potential to be one of the more infamous PP threads
 
bhai can you post the script please? I have a couple of people in mind but they want to look at the script first before deciding if the role suitable for them
 
Indeed posting the script is a must...only then can we mull over whether or not to take up this role mate.
 
I, for one, think its great that you're trying to help out your friend and his family :). Some of the posters would surely like to help you out, many UKers here. But think of it like this: would you hire an actor without an audition? The script should be up asap brother!!
 
Yes, we need to see the script to get into character etc.

I assume you'll be paying for all the telephone bills and any other expenses? :zardari
 
You also need to make clear whether you would prefer an English or South African accent? They are quite different :kallis :boycott
 
Have to see the script otherwise I can't judge whether i'm right for the part or not.
 
Here's the script -

Man - Hello
Lady - Hello, who is this?
Man - I am the father of your husband or father of your son in law depending on who I am talking to.
Lady - You're talking to Angela
Man - Are you the wife or the mother in law?
Lady - I am a wife to my husband and mother in law to my son in law.
Man - Ok, I just wanted to phone and say don't laugh at my son.
Lady - Well maybe if you phoned more often then we wouldn't need to.
Man - Well i've got your number now, don't worry you'll be hearing from me all the time.
 
Here's the script -

Man - Hello
Lady - Hello, who is this?
Man - I am the father of your husband or father of your son in law depending on who I am talking to.
Lady - You're talking to Angela
Man - Are you the wife or the mother in law?
Lady - I am a wife to my husband and mother in law to my son in law.
Man - Ok, I just wanted to phone and say don't laugh at my son.
Lady - Well maybe if you phoned more often then we wouldn't need to.
Man - Well i've got your number now, don't worry you'll be hearing from me all the time.

:)))
This made be Laugh out Loud :)))
 
here's the script -

man - hello
lady - hello, who is this?
Man - i am the father of your husband or father of your son in law depending on who i am talking to.
Lady - you're talking to angela
man - are you the wife or the mother in law?
Lady - i am a wife to my husband and mother in law to my son in law.
Man - ok, i just wanted to phone and say don't laugh at my son.
Lady - well maybe if you phoned more often then we wouldn't need to.
Man - well i've got your number now, don't worry you'll be hearing from me all the time.

potw!!!!!!

Ftw!!! :))):))) :)))
 
ppl.........what is going on here???

i.....well missed 2 die laughing at some of the posts on this thread :)))!!
 
Here's the script -

Man - Hello
Lady - Hello, who is this?
Man - I am the father of your husband or father of your son in law depending on who I am talking to.
Lady - You're talking to Angela
Man - Are you the wife or the mother in law?
Lady - I am a wife to my husband and mother in law to my son in law.
Man - Ok, I just wanted to phone and say don't laugh at my son.
Lady - Well maybe if you phoned more often then we wouldn't need to.
Man - Well i've got your number now, don't worry you'll be hearing from me all the time.

Last line was brilliant.

:))) :)))
 
would have helped but have an irish accent...

alsothis could have serious consequences lol...think about what your doing
 
Here's the script -

Man - Hello
Lady - Hello, who is this?
Man - I am the father of your husband or father of your son in law depending on who I am talking to.
Lady - You're talking to Angela
Man - Are you the wife or the mother in law?
Lady - I am a wife to my husband and mother in law to my son in law.
Man - Ok, I just wanted to phone and say don't laugh at my son.
Lady - Well maybe if you phoned more often then we wouldn't need to.
Man - Well i've got your number now, don't worry you'll be hearing from me all the time.
:)))

hahaaa
 
I dont think the OP is going to post here again. :))
 
perhaps you could play the role of the grumpy Boer's wife? :D

"Ag nee, dankie man BMW Power. Ek verlang nie om hierdie mal ding te doen. Ek kan nie praat soos 'n boer nie. Ek praat soos 'n Soutie. Afrikaans is nie my vadertaal nie, man."
 
Here's the script -

Man - Hello
Lady - Hello, who is this?
Man - I am the father of your husband or father of your son in law depending on who I am talking to.
Lady - You're talking to Angela
Man - Are you the wife or the mother in law?
Lady - I am a wife to my husband and mother in law to my son in law.
Man - Ok, I just wanted to phone and say don't laugh at my son.
Lady - Well maybe if you phoned more often then we wouldn't need to.
Man - Well i've got your number now, don't worry you'll be hearing from me all the time.

:))) That made me laugh.

On a side note, I can do a south african accent if you need me to, providing of course that you need someone to do quite a bad south african accent :farhat
 
"Ag nee, dankie man BMW Power. Ek verlang nie om hierdie mal ding te doen. Ek kan nie praat soos 'n boer nie. Ek praat soos 'n Soutie. Afrikaans is nie my vadertaal nie, man."

yassus you're a full blown Jaaver. lol, I can barely praat. As Trevor Noah would say, just enough to get by. Where you from, Witbank? lol
 
If your wife/mother-in-law say that your father never calls, does that mean he has never spoken to them ?

If never spoken before then conversation will not be a simple "Hello....Merry Xmas.....Good Bye" kind, it will be a lot, lot longer. You won't be able to write a script for it.

If have spoken before, won't they recognise it's not your father ?
 
This thread is phenomenal

I just love how the request is for english/south african accent - :))) :))) :)))
 
here's the script -

man - hello
lady - hello, who is this?
Man - i am the father of your husband or father of your son in law depending on who i am talking to.
Lady - you're talking to angela
man - are you the wife or the mother in law?
Lady - i am a wife to my husband and mother in law to my son in law.
Man - ok, i just wanted to phone and say don't laugh at my son.
Lady - well maybe if you phoned more often then we wouldn't need to.
Man - well i've got your number now, don't worry you'll be hearing from me all the time.

hahahahahahahhahaahhahahhahaha
 
hahahahahahah.

what a bump....

this is hilarious..

so what was the the result, anyone?
 
Here's the script -

Man - Hello
Lady - Hello, who is this?
Man - I am the father of your husband or father of your son in law depending on who I am talking to.
Lady - You're talking to Angela
Man - Are you the wife or the mother in law?
Lady - I am a wife to my husband and mother in law to my son in law.
Man - Ok, I just wanted to phone and say don't laugh at my son.
Lady - Well maybe if you phoned more often then we wouldn't need to.
Man - Well i've got your number now, don't worry you'll be hearing from me all the time.

Lollol...:)):))).
 
OP's last activity: Today at 05:06

tell us what happened!! :)))
 
Perhaps one of the greatest thread in the history of mankind:)):))):))):))!!!!

Here's the script -

Man - Hello
Lady - Hello, who is this?
Man - I am the father of your husband or father of your son in law depending on who I am talking to.
Lady - You're talking to Angela
Man - Are you the wife or the mother in law?
Lady - I am a wife to my husband and mother in law to my son in law.
Man - Ok, I just wanted to phone and say don't laugh at my son.
Lady - Well maybe if you phoned more often then we wouldn't need to.
Man - Well i've got your number now, don't worry you'll be hearing from me all the time.

Gujar steals the show:))!!!
 
Here's the script -

Man - Hello
Lady - Hello, who is this?
Man - I am the father of your husband or father of your son in law depending on who I am talking to.
Lady - You're talking to Angela
Man - Are you the wife or the mother in law?
Lady - I am a wife to my husband and mother in law to my son in law.
Man - Ok, I just wanted to phone and say don't laugh at my son.
Lady - Well maybe if you phoned more often then we wouldn't need to.
Man - Well i've got your number now, don't worry you'll be hearing from me all the time.
Amazing! Just amazing!

:)))
 
Whats with these threads lol, Looks like everyone with love failure seem to be logging onto PP for advice these days.
 
:))) haha

For a second I thought that either all PP'ers are going crazy together or this is a parody of the other legendary thread in the time pass section.

But yeah, what happened in the end? :))
 
^ Damn thats harsh.. Good Will Hunting was just on TV too...
 
:)) Well firstly, he did have good intentions in trying to help, so good for him.

Secondly...if anyone needs a 20 year old with an English accent for whatever reason, I'm your man...
 
I'd Be careful with that offer; Theres probably some lonely Aunties out there...
 
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:))) :)))

People actually try the Seinfeld acts in real life? haha brilliant!
 
:)) Well firstly, he did have good intentions in trying to help, so good for him.

Secondly...if anyone needs a 20 year old with an English accent for whatever reason, I'm your man...

Now the highlighted part can create some anxiety among others:13:....
 
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