Mordor Monsters

[Bhaijaan]

Twitter -

Torres_4_U: I dedicate tonight's goal against Villa to all my fellow Monsters. Most exciting day of my life ! <3 Monsters <3 #onelove

 

[Bhaijaan]

Twitter-

Monster_Hulk: Great performance from Torres tonight, can't wait to team up with him and destroy teams in PPFMC for fun. #onelove <3 Monsters !

Newer_Neuer: Torres, what a class act! Amazing addition to Monsters.

King_Berba Torres is quality, glad to see there is still some artistry left in football.

 

[Afrid1]

It seems there is no love lost between Torres and the new Huntsmen striker

The Huntsmen's Hunter - Huntelaar: Lol you flop, now I am top of the strikers at The Huntsmen FC... you should never have left. Watch me dominate. Good Luck.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Torres had enough teasing from that uncivilised baldy. Was always jelly of the silky smooth blonde hair.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Twitter -

Newer_Neuer: Buffon is a true legend of the game. He in my opinion is the greatest GK since Oliver Kahn.

Newer_Neuer: I will gladly warm the bench for Buffon, he still has it in him and is among the best in the game.

Newer_Neuer: Buffon has made Monsters the greatest defense in PPFMC, the onus is on me now to maintain that place.

Newer_Neuer: Monsters will remain the greatest defense in PPFMC. You can bet your house on that.

 

[Afrid1]

Bbc sport: "Buffon, what do you think of the purchase of neuer?"

Buffon: "I hate his guts. He was right in saying he wouldnt mind sitting on the bench because thats all he will be doing. I will be mentoring the new future of keeping and italy, Sirigu of The Huntsmen. He is a fine keeper and I wouldnt mind moving to the club which has a very bright future. Thanks."

 

[Bhaijaan]

The leader.

The mentor.

The champion.

The hero.

 

[Bhaijaan]

King Berbatov is not happy with his name being floating in the trade window threads and called media at his residence today for an emergency press conference. The artistic Bulgarian striker lashed out at team manager Sir Freelance Cricketer for ignoring him and trying to trade him without giving any prior notice.

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Some of the quotes from the press conference -

''I have come to know from my sources that i don't fit into Monsters' new style of play anymore. Wouldn't have hurt much had the manager himself cared to let me know.''


I am disappointed with Sir Freelance as a person, always treated him as a father figure. I deserved better treatment.


Not sure how i let the team down when i made the most use of the opportunities created for me.


I don't wish to be mean to my fellow players but it's a fact that we had an inexperienced midfield which didn't perform as well as it should have.


Some of the blame goes to the manager himself for his tactics. I am being made a scapegoat here.


I still have a lot to offer. I believe the club should have given me and our team more time to prove ourselves.


I was the second highest goal scorer in CDF and we won it. I have always performed much better at bigger stages. I don't just like to score cheap goals in the leagues.


CDF and Zizou will always be rated ahead of the league. This where pressure is maximum on teams. There is not much pressure in leagues.


I may not be as quick as Hulk but i can still work out with him and Torres. I can play as CAM as well if need be.


The new recruits are all brilliant and i was really looking foward to PPFMC 2.


If not Monsters, i really don't know which club will i get into. I just want to be treated with respect and not humiliated by asking me to warm the bench throughout season.


I have been told that Huntsmen, Rockets and Kebab Land are interested in me. Don't really have an issue with any of the teams but i would rather be in Monsters.


It's not the end of the road for me and Sir Freelance. I still wish he treats me with the respect that i deserve.

 

[Afrid1]

Ok that's it freelance.
The Huntsmen have signaled the green flag to go all out on Berbatov once the free transfer picks have been made.

 

[Bhaijaan]

An emotional outburst from a very nice chap. This is shocking.

 

[Afrid1]

An emotional outburst from a very nice chap. This is shocking.

What can i say.... he really wants to join The Huntsmen

 

[Bhaijaan]

Gigi_Buffon: Shocked to see the press conference. Everything seemed fine earlier.


Gigi_Buffon: Berba is a top professional. There are few men in soccer who have the intelligence and skill that this man possesses.\

Gigi_Buffon: I want him to continue with Monsters obviously. We have had great time.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Twitter -

iVidal: Neuer is a big boost to our team. We now have a world class second goalkeeper. Brings a lot of stability o the team.

iVidal: Gigi Buffon has played a massive role in making us the greatest defense in PPFMC.

iVidal: I wish Gigi continues with the club. He's been a legend and youngsters look upto him.

iVidal: I am very excited for the next season, will once again have to play key role in Monsters' defense.

 

[Bhaijaan]

 

[Pakistaniboy]

Well.

A good attack will always find a way through.

Though a bad attack will always take their own team down.

 

[Afrid1]

What position do you need?

 

[Bhaijaan]

Looking to have a CB, LB and a CM.


Heart tells me to go for Rooney as well.

 

[Afrid1]

Looking to have a CB, LB and a CM.


Heart tells me to go for Rooney as well.

Leiva for Buffon

 

[Bhaijaan]

Well.

A good attack will always find a way through.

Though a bad attack will always take their own team down.

Means i am safe from the Kebabis.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Leiva for Buffon

Better ones available for free.

 

[iZeeshan]

Better ones available for free.

Like who? That is if you get them

 

[Bhaijaan]

Like who? That is if you get them

I will win, i have a competition in me.

 

[iZeeshan]

I will win, i have a competition in me.

The free transfers really aren't that good, except for the strikers. Lots of good ones there.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Drafts took the fun away from this to be honest.

 

[Pakistaniboy]

Means i am safe from the Kebabis.

Willian, Neymar, Lucas Moura.

They`re gonna Kill ya defense

 

[Bhaijaan]

Vidal will pwn them hahahaha.

 

[Bhaijaan]

A star born in heaven -

 

[Afrid1]

Better ones available for free.

But it would mean you can use your picks more effectively getting the defenders you need

 

[Bhaijaan]

But its very underwhelming.

 

[Afrid1]

But its very underwhelming.

Just give me buffon

 

[Bhaijaan]

Gimme Modric.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Twitter -

Sir_Freelance: Rumours regarding the record breaking offer for Toni Kroos are true, Monsters have indeed received an offer that will break previous transfer record in PPFMC.

Sir_Freelance: However, we are in no hurry to sell the young German attacking midfielder.

Sir_Freelance: Final decision will be taken after the opening of transfer window.

Sir_Freelance: As of Toni Kroos has not yet shown much interest in the bid, he wishes to stay with the club and we respect that.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Twitter-

Ladies'Boy_Sanchez: Heard reports regarding Leo Messi moving to Monsters for this season. Would love to team up with Messi Paaji. #Barca_4_lyf

 

[Ibad17]

Alexis Sanchez dream will be reality if Monsters pay 500M to Royal Mafias..

 

[Bhaijaan]

We don't have a sugar daddy. :rondu

 

[Pakistaniboy]

Alexis can come to New Kebab City and play alongside Neymar.

 

[Ibad17]

or how about giving Sanchez to Royal Mafia and he will play alongside Messi.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Alexis can come to New Kebab City and play alongside Neymar.

Neymar will soon join Monsters, all the Barca and Bayern superstars will. In the B's we trust. lol

 

[Bhaijaan]

or how about giving Sanchez to Royal Mafia and he will play alongside Messi.

He's the heart of Monsters so no to that.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Twitter-

Sir_Freelance: It's official. Dimitar Berbatov will not be playing for the Monsters anymore. All the best to a legendary player ! Will never be missed. <3 #KingBerba

 

[Afrid1]

Afrid1 on Berbatov: I was astonished to see that Berba had moved. I was planning on a massive mndney move to bring him to The Stronghold but he was sold to quickly. We will now fix our attention on Buffon

 

[Bhaijaan]

Twitter -

Gigi_Buffon: Berba will be badly missed, a Monster legend. Good luck to him in the new club. #King_Berba

iVidal: I don't know what to say, it's gonna be tough to imagine Monsters without him in the team. He was our leader. He was the heart of Monsters.

Incredible_Hulk: Monsters have lost a very special player today, he may be gone but he will always live in our hearts. Good luck to you bro. #King_Berba

 

[Bhaijaan]

Afrid1 on Berbatov: I was astonished to see that Berba had moved. I was planning on a massive mndney move to bring him to The Stronghold but he was sold to quickly. We will now fix our attention on Buffon

Too close, too late.

 

[Bhaijaan]

You made us smile, you made us cry. Thanks for the memories, the King of hearts.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Twitter -

iGanso: Super excited to be part of the most wonderful club in PPFMC. Being a Monster was a childhood dream.

 

[Afrid1]

It would be funny if he rejects the club

 

[Bhaijaan]

We have won a trophy already, i don't think people mind moving over to clubs that win cups. At Kebab Land he would never have achieved much.

 

[Afrid1]

We have won a trophy already, i don't think people mind moving over to clubs that win cups. At Kebab Land he would never have achieved much.

He should have come to The Huntsmen. I think he will cancel the deal in order to come to a great club like The Huntsmen

 

[Bhaijaan]

Kroos, Ganso, Sanchez, Torres, Vidal, Hulk

 

[Bhaijaan]

He should have come to Monsters.

Fully agreed, this should have happened last season. Dude would have tasted the copa cup triumph.

 

[Pakistaniboy]

We have won a trophy already, i don't think people mind moving over to clubs that win cups. At Kebab Land he would never have achieved much.

Lets see if you can win anything this season.

 

[Bhaijaan]

I was just unfortunate to have missed out on Eto'o presence in the zizou QF, otherwise i was all set to win that tourney as well.

 

[Pakistaniboy]

I was just unfortunate to have missed out on Eto'o presence in the zizou QF, otherwise i was all set to win that tourney as well.

Excuses, Excuses.

 

[Bhaijaan]

The African cup screwed my chances in the league, i should have finished in top 10.

 

[Afrid1]

The African cup screwed my chances in the league, i should have finished in top 10.

Like I did

 

[Bhaijaan]

Silly cup went on for like 7-8 games. Eto'o didn't play much for me.

 

[Pakistaniboy]

Neuer- Buffon

 

[Pakistaniboy]

Casillas-Neuer

 

[Bhaijaan]

What a weird comparison. Both differing in some very important factors.

 

[Pakistaniboy]

As you can see,

Buffon`s decision making and influence stands out.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Thanks a lot, terrific stuff man.

 

[Bhaijaan]

As you can see,

Buffon`s decision making and influence stands out.

Precisely. Lacking in some physical and technical attributes but massive influence !

 

[Bhaijaan]

This is what i am trying to do -


League - Neuer

Zizou and Copa - Buffon

 

[Bhaijaan]

Twitter -

iGanso: First day with the Monsters and i already feel so comfortable here. Seems like i was born to be a Monster. #Monsters4Lyf

iGanso: I love all my new team mates. Particularly Kroos, Alexis and Torres. Amazing team. #BFF

 

[Afrid1]

Afrid1: I dont know what the hell is going on. The deal for Torres has yet to go through. Yes we have reached an agreement with monsters but the window hasnt even opened yet so I dont know why he has gone there to train. He is still part of this club until the deal goes through. Outrageous stuff.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Boys couldn't wait to become Monsters.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Twitter -

Sir_Freelance: News of the day, Kyriakos Papadopoulos will join Monsters this season. Proud to have a real Monster in the team.

 

[Bhaijaan]

 

[Space Cat]

Dat Chin.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Great Khali chin . lol. Truly a a Monster !

 

[Space Cat]

The question is,

can you say his name?

 

[Bhaijaan]

Can't even call him Papa.

 

[Space Cat]

I would pay to hear that name said in an Indian accent.

 

[Pakistaniboy]

I would pay to hear that name said in an Indian accent.

 

[Afrid1]

100mil for Papa

 

[Bhaijaan]

lol true that. But hey my Indian accent is not that stereotyped one.

 

[Bhaijaan]

100mil for Papa

Sheikh mode is on eh.

 

[Ibad17]

congrats to Papadopoulos on being part of the toughest PPFMC team.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Msg from the beast.

Your_Papa: Glad to be a Monster. Dream come true. Love to all. #Monster4Life

 

[Afrid1]

Sheikh mode is on eh.

Yep what do you say to the deal