Mordor Monsters

[Pakistaniboy]

So if I ever come to India then the most likely destination is a industrial town...

 

[Bhaijaan]

And Bhopal is one of the worst in that category.

 

[iZeeshan]

Wait what, I've been to Bhopal.

It's really nice there.

 

[Pakistaniboy]

Wait what, I've been to Bhopal.

It's really nice there.

Edit

 

[Bhaijaan]

I don't know, can think of so many better Indian cities.

 

[iZeeshan]

Yeah I've only been to New Delhi, Agra, and Kanpur.

 

[Pakistaniboy]

lol.

Will prob go there in the next 3 years.

Would want to go to Delhi too.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Delhi is crazy.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Monster to pay tribute to legendary goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon on thursday's friendly fixture with The Huntsmen

 

[Bhaijaan]

While Buffon and Shinji Kagawa will be moving to The Huntsmen, two former members of the team Fernando Torres and Davide Astori will be making their way to Monsters. So this match serves as the ultimate farewell for all 4 of them.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Fernando Torres getting rather emotional there.

 

[Afrid1]

It will be an interesting match... let's see what happens

 

[Bhaijaan]

Just a friendly after all. More important thing is to check out all the playerss.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Buffon: Neuer is the future Numero Uno

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Gigi Buffon gifted his jersey to team mate Manuel Neuer and sent a message along with it that said -

''Manuel, you are great and will soon be the #1 Goalkeeper in the world. But i will have to outperform you till i am in the game.''





Neuer confirmed this and said this to reporters -

''I received a jersey and a nice message from Gigi. It's touched me so deeply, he will always be missed and no matter how good i become, i will never be able to fill the gap. He is the greatest, some say Kahn was better but in my opinion Gigi is better than Kahn.''

 

[Bhaijaan]

01. Manuel Neuer
04. Heiko Westermann
05. Juan
07. Ramires
08. Ganso
09. Fernando Torres
10. Giampaolo Pazzini
11. Volkan Demirel
13. Davide Astori
14. Kyriakos Papadopoulos
17. Jerome Boateng
18. Anderson
19. Mirko Vucinic
23. Arturo Vidal
24. Rod Fanni
29. Hulk
31. Bastian Schweinsteiger
33. Chrsitain Fuchs
39. Toni Kroos
69. Yoann Gourcuff
88. Stevan Jovetic
99. Alexis Sanchez

 

[Bhaijaan]

Congrats to Manual Neuer on winning player of the match in firstly friendly against The Huntsmen. Rated 8.7 for the match, that is exceptional for a keeper.

 

[Ibad17]

Neuer is a good pick for the Monsters..

 

[Bhaijaan]

I genuinely believe he is the best goal keeper right now in the game.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Ibad, when we choose a non-custom formation, do the player roles get chosen automatically then?

 

[Ibad17]

Ibad, when we choose a non-custom formation, do the player roles get chosen automatically then?

yes..

 

[Bhaijaan]

Ok thats cool, the computer generally picks the best role for players.

 

[Sidcricfan]

No longer a mod?

 

[Bhaijaan]

Yes.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Good show against Halwa Puris, just failed to convert our chances into goals.

 

[Bhaijaan]

El Nino's form a matter of worry - Sir Freelance

Sir_Freelance: I haven't given up on Torres yet, he's a class player and at some point in a big match he will definitely exert his influence.

Sir_Freelance: He's just out of form, thats all. You can't say that Torres has lost his touch. I think he still has got a few good years left in him. He has a lot to offer.

Sir_Freelance: But the club can only show little patience, its a competitive league and we have players like Mirki Vucinic, Stevan Jovetic, Hulk who are dying to be given the chance to play as striker.

Sir_Freelance: I can't rule out anything, Torres may be benched in next game. You never know. We have many options and we need to try them all.

 

[Pakistaniboy]

You are online 24/7....

Are you in Sharma Niwas or somewhere else

 

[Bhaijaan]

I have defied sleep/death.

 

[Pakistaniboy]

In other words;

You`re not in India right now

 

[Bhaijaan]

I am a resident desi man,

 

[Bhaijaan]

I want to make the most of this opportunity - Jovetic

SJovetic: Stepping into El Nino's shoes is a massive honour for me.

SJovetic: We have a terrific team but the only way to make it count is by scoring goals and that's what we are looking to improve on.

SJovetic: I am thankful to Sir Freelance for showing tremendous faith in me. I may not be as gifted as El Nino but i will give my best.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Hopefully new haircut will bring luck to El Nino.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Dominated the game completely against minnowish Wonderboys but could only get a draw. Not great stuff. Anyway Sanchez opened his account.



Currently #2 greatest defense in PPFMC 2. Gotta reclaim the throne from Entertainers.

 

[Sidcricfan]

Bhopal is pathetic.

Industrial town. Not much there.

You are mistaken there, my friend.

Oh...

Was asking since I may go there sometime in the future lol

Really nice place.
BTW are you still planning to come or now the plan is cancelled?

 

[Pakistaniboy]

You are mistaken there, my friend.



Really nice place.
BTW are you still planning to come or now the plan is cancelled?

Not sure yet, But most prob next year.

 

[Sidcricfan]

Cool. have you seen the bollywood movies Raajneeti or Aarakshan?

 

[Pakistaniboy]

Cool. have you seen the bollywood movies Raajneeti or Aarakshan?

Yup.

Rajneeti was shot in Bhopal

 

[Bhaijaan]

Kebab Land need to attend our defense tuition classes.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Many congratulations to a proud Monster Jerome Boateng for getting selected in the team of the week. He certainly is the most naturally gifted and versatile young defender out there. Has a great future ahead.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Base Price for Jerome Boateng in next window - 70M

 

[Pakistaniboy]

Base Price for Jerome Boateng in next window - 70M

No one gives a crap about your inflated base prices.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Managers will be fighting to get Boateng in their team. We are once again the best defense in the league, so far only behind The Entertainers who are classy as well but we will overtake them soon.


Kebab Land have no defense. ) )

 

[Bhaijaan]

Luckily i missed out on Alaba and got Boateng.

 

[Pakistaniboy]

You have not attack

Badstuber will be axed for the next match.

 

[Bhaijaan]

I have an attack, they will show their talent soon. Just warming up.

 

[Sidcricfan]

Yup.

Rajneeti was shot in Bhopal

Yeah. Both of them actually. One more is being filmed right now.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Whenever i think of Bhopal, the gas tragedy takes over my mind and i get sad.

 

[cricketjoshila]

I may offer you Rooney for Neuer in the transfer window.

 

[Bhaijaan]

I don't have a solid replacement keeper though. Still interested in Rooney.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Bump for I Believe in Teesra. Welcome to Mount Doom. This is our great team.

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Excited to join such a talented squad. Now to learn the names of the players

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Woah we have a dude named the Hulk.

 

[Bhaijaan]

This is how we treat minnows owned by the likes of Zeeshan.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Sir Teesra to assist me in managing Monsters: Sir Freelance

 

[Bhaijaan]

We have a very young squad. It's full of superstars and soon to be superstars. Our defense is the strong point. All teams accept that we are the greatest defense in the league.

 

[Bhaijaan]

We have a very young squad. It's full of superstars and soon to be superstars. Our defense is the strong point. All teams accept that we are the greatest defense in the league.

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

You can say that again!

 

[Bhaijaan]

lol my browser is behaving weird today.

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

This is how we treat minnows owned by the likes of Zeeshan.

) I must have missed this.

Yo I realized I'm not completely soccer inept. I know Torres, Swinestagger, and Alexi Sanchez.

Where are the MLS players

 

[Pakistaniboy]

Cool.

The Minnows from PPCL in the very same team as captain and VC.

Impressing stuff.

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Cool.

The Minnows from PPCL in the very same team as captain and VC.

Impressing stuff.

Hater! We've won something in Season 1. Not sure about you guys

 

[Pakistaniboy]

Hater! We've won something in Season 1. Not sure about you guys

Even Bangladesh won against the lankans and India in Asia Cup,

Its called a fluke.

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Even Bangladesh won against the lankans and India in Asia Cup,

Its called a fluke.

But Bangladesh never won the OD Championship <3

 

[Bhaijaan]

Our banter strategy (For Teesra)


Entertainers (Geordie) - Ronaldo jokes whenever they lose, also keep reminding them of their inability to win big matches.

Astropussy (Space Cat) - Keep reminding him that they can't score goals against us and are the biggest underachievers.

Biryani (Zeeshan) - Keep reminding them they are our bunnies and that his team is crap.

 

[Bhaijaan]

We don't engage Royal Mafia, Halwa Puri, Matchfixers, Fortis like teams in banter because they will kick out butt if provoked. So we do the opposite, we over appreciate them and get them complacent. Then we strike!

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

We don't engage Royal Mafia, Halwa Puri, Matchfixers, Fortis like teams in banter because they will kick out butt if provoked. So we do the opposite, we over appreciate them and get them complacent. Then we strike!

I'll get my drugs ready. Goona mix some stuff in their water.


All's fair in love and PPFMC

 

[Bhaijaan]

Mafia will smell it out.

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Can assistant managers play the cool prediction thread game? Will the prize count towards the Monsters?

 

[Bhaijaan]

Yes they can but only one prediction will be counted. Since you're new in the league and don't know much about how other teams play, i guess it would be safer if i handle this duty. Winner gets a big reward.

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Guess my 6-0 prediction whenever its our turn to pick for our match would've been the wrong move )

 

[Bhaijaan]

May be no if we are playing Biryano Royales. )

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Taking a leap of faith with that prediction:

 

[Bhaijaan]

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

We must venture into the bowels of Borrormir.

 

[Bhaijaan]

The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Their is evil there that does not sleep.

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Their is evil there that does not sleep.

It will be difficult but we must venture forward. At the end of the quest, we may become as great as Gandalf the Grey.

 

[Bhaijaan]

We wont have a problem because its our bloody home. lol. We will fly straight to Mount Doom on our giant monster birds.

 

[Bhaijaan]

One does not simply become greater than Gandalf the Grey btw. Just because he didn't show his full strength doesn't mean you can be like him. He was a demi god.

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Tough loss! Need to re-group and survive on like Uncle Sauron would.

 

[Bhaijaan]

We have been very unlucky so far. Statistically we are doing well, very well. Just struggling to get the goals. Finishing has been very poor.

 

[I Believe in the Teesra]

Time to change formation? Or shall we wait?

Hulk/Torres in the front might boost our attack.


(I have no idea what I'm talking about. Feel free to correct me )