Official: Pak vs Eng 1st test, Day1 [29/11/05]

[Cartman]

shoaib.. im ur father!. shhh khhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

 

[badxhah]

allot messed wid the pitch ban him he said i put a scracth in the pitch

 

[Ace Base]

No not all of us Punjabis...we do have some Merc's and Oxy's amongst us too

But generally the Punjabis are big and strong, like the Pathans?

Whats about the Baloshees? And the Sindees?

I'm assuming Mohammed Sami, Asim Kamal are Sindee because they is from Karachi. If so, the Sindees are smaller in structure.

 

[nedian21]

Vaughan is so lucky. I think so Rana has beaten at will

 

[Monsee]

MIG are U drunk or something...Ace of Base asked a question and I answered

What's wrong with that

 

[badxhah]

waqar skywalker

 

[Monsee]

But generally the Punjabis are big and strong, like the Pathans?

Whats about the Baloshees? And the Sindees?

I'm assuming Mohammed Sami, Asim Kamal are Sindee because they is from Karachi. If so, the Sindees are smaller in structure.

Just wait till MIG EDITS your post too, like he did to my last one

 

[Cartman]

pathans are big and strong too..

and the tallest man in pakistan alam channa happened to be a sindhi.. they are quite big and tall too..

just u dont see many sindhis and balochis in the nationa lteam.. i guess kaneria is a sindhi.. but im not sure.

 

[nedian21]

But generally the Punjabis are big and strong, like the Pathans?

Whats about the Baloshees? And the Sindees?

I'm assuming Mohammed Sami, Asim Kamal are Sindee because they is from Karachi. If so, the Sindees are smaller in structure.

Balochis are also well built. Asim and Sami are Mohajirs/Urdu Speaking. They tend to be skinny and smaller in structure. U will find most of the guys from Karachi like this.

 

[Blistering Barnacle]

I'm at work so unable to watch the match at the moment. Looks like England are treating the bowlers with a lot of respect - only 11 runs off 8 overs on cricinfo.

 

[Monsee]

Balochis are also well built. Asim and Sami are Mohajirs/Urdu Speaking. They tend to be skinny and smaller in structure. U will find most of the guys from Karachi like this.

Too much 'Chaai and Paan' I believe are the culprits

 

[badxhah]

I'm at work so unable to watch the match at the moment. Looks like England are treating the bowlers with a lot of respect - only 11 runs off 8 overs on cricinfo.

all they have to do is see this pair of rana n shobby

then u have sami and danny .. u know the rest

 

[nedian21]

I wud say 1st real lose delivary from Akhtar

 

[Cartman]

Balochis are also well built. Asim and Sami are Mohajirs/Urdu Speaking. They tend to be skinny and smaller in structure. U will find most of the guys from Karachi like this.

well nedian thank u for saying that.. i was a bit reluctant to state that on fear of a blacklash from members and moderators.. hope u aint punjabi cuz if u are, you would shortly have a pm in ur inbox telling you to be careful.

 

[Monsee]

Shoaib trying to bowl too fast...he needs to get in to the rytham first

Come on man

 

[Monsee]

I wud say 1st real lose delivary from Akhtar

So all those 5-6 balls down the leg sides were a figment of my imagination

 

[Cartman]

shoaib is hurling down a bunch of garbage.

 

[nedian21]

Too much 'Chaai and Paan' I believe are the culprits

chai may be but not paan. I think so it has more to do with the atmosphere of Karachi. Punjab's weather is really nice. Karachi is way too polluted.

Wiqi bhai saying Sami really lucky to be in the team. spot on

 

[octavian]

shoaib is abit too short on this pitch.. needs to pitch it up

 

[MIG]

Ok - can we pls stop this stupid discussion on ethinicty now ? I dont have all day to write PMS to each one of you! [vieled threat]I may simply take the easy route [/vieled threat]

Refrain and get back to cricket pls.

Regards

MIG

 

[Monsee]

Waqar making a case for Asif...a little late i guess

 

[octavian]

waqar mentioning that Asif shud be in instead of Sami

 

[nedian21]

So all those 5-6 balls down the leg sides were a figment of my imagination

haan but at least they were not gone for 4. so i gave him benefit of doubt. tum tu shoaib par gehrii nazar rakhay hoay hoo

 

[Cartman]

i dont think chai is that bad.. i happen to be a heavy tea drinker and my entire family but we are all healthy mashallah.. though not considered healthy by gujranwala/lahore standard i must say.. lol.

 

[Ace Base]

Thanks for all the replies, people.

Apologies, if I hurt anybody with my enquiries. I didn't realise this was such a touchy subject.

I'll keep it cricket from now on.

 

[Monsee]

Ok - can we pls stop this stupid discussion on ethinicty now ? I dont have all day to write PMS to each one of you! [vieled threat]I may simply take the easy route [/vieled threat]

Refrain and get back to cricket pls.

Regards

MIG

Go take your green pills, or are they the pink ones...we are just chit chatting

 

[Monsee]

haan but at least they were not gone for 4. so i gave him benefit of doubt. tum tu shoaib par gehrii nazar rakhay hoay hoo

Not that at all...you were a bit over the top in praising Shoaib

I just set it straight, Cartman thinks so too

 

[nedian21]

Ok - can we pls stop this stupid discussion on ethinicty now ? I dont have all day to write PMS to each one of you! [vieled threat]I may simply take the easy route [/vieled threat]

Refrain and get back to cricket pls.

Regards

MIG

MIG bhai we are not fighting or cursing each other. It was just Ace asked something and we are answering him. But its fine if u think it can lead to some MASLA

 

[Blistering Barnacle]

all they have to do is see this pair of rana n shobby

then u have sami and danny .. u know the rest

Well, hopefully they'll be overly relaxed when facing Sami & Kaneria (if they survive this opening spell).

 

[Cartman]

lets all be pakistanis folks.. and im going to blame ace of base for starting this discussion..

all pakistanis are well built and strong ace of base.. those who are not are just anorexic.. on with the cricket now..

 

[octavian]

MIGGy yaar , tum kya baray ho ke headmaster bano gay ? cheecha watni high school ke ?

 

[Monsee]

Thanks for all the replies, people.

Apologies, if I hurt anybody with my enquiries. I didn't realise this was such a touchy subject.

I'll keep it cricket from now on.

Miggy is just going through manly PMs I suppose...nothing too sensitive about it unless it was an off discussion thread with ' , ' and other lafangaays

 

[Cartman]

sami is going to serve another volley of over pitched or too short deliveries and tresco would make up for his bad strike rate in one sami spell ...

 

[Shayan_Sohail]

Boy Sami's hair grow fast

 

[octavian]

aa gaya !!

 

[Toony™®]

4 off sami

 

[Cartman]

Miggy is just going through manly PMs I suppose...nothing too sensitive about it unless it was an off discussion thread with ' , ' and other lafangaays

are you implying MIGGY is having "that" time of the month by ur statement above cleverly disguided in PP technical terms?? Shame on you Monsee..

teray ganji purpuri tey lahori kabootar bhith karan aa kai .. sharam kar.

ace of base.. its all good mate.. we were just kidding.. its not a sensitive subject ... really.. to most of us.. we are really comfortable discussing our physique..

 

[octavian]

Sami hit for four in his first ove oh man!! how did that happen

 

[Monsee]

sami is going to serve another volley of over pitched or too short deliveries and tresco would make up for his bad strike rate in one sami spell ...

Kaali zubaan hai tumhaari...batsman doosra tha magar

 

[Cartman]

sami back to his good old sami self again!!!


lol

 

[Blistering Barnacle]

It's time for Sami to step up and take some responsibility. We need him to get a breakthrough.

 

[Monsee]

Cartman jaa ja ker muunh dho...meraay ganjaay honaay yaan na honaay ki barri fikar hai tumhain

Kia apni pupurri bilkal Lahore ki pitch jaisi hai tumhari

 

[Nauman]

It's time for Sami to step up and take some responsibility. We need him to get a breakthrough.

We say this before every test trust me its not going to happen.

 

[Monsee]

Here we go...Rudi telling Rana to stay away from the pitch

 

[Blistering Barnacle]

We say this before every test trust me its not going to happen.

I'm curious as to why Sami was preferred again. Hopefully he will prove us wrong. Shoaib and Rana haven't managed thus far to get a breakthrough, so it's up to him to do something.

 

[Monsee]

I guess my constant worries about only picking ONLY 4 bowlers on such a batting pitch will now make more sense to people here...we are in deep trouble unless we get some quick wickets

 

[octavian]

Waqar commentary is a torture. god !

 

[Cartman]

u know there is character in southpark.. a mentally and physically handicapped kid called timmy.. all he does is sit in his chair and when someone talks to him he shouts back "timmyyyyyy"
thats all he says..




sometimes I wonder if sami is the real life desi version of timmy

bw: "ok sami.. u get another chance.. now i want you to bowl back of a length on or outside off stump .. watch your field.. mix it up.. try bowling a slow ball. ball a yorker once in a while .. slipped in with a bouncer.. and no half volleys please"





Sami: " Samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"


BW: "NO SAMI REALLY.. im serious.. no more half volles.. and please this time try bowl one side of the wicket only.... no over pitched balls or full tosses.. or too short balls to trescothick specially.. he has minimum footwork.. just york him.."


Sami :" Samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"


BW ( ALL TICKED OFF NOW): "GODDAMMIT sAMI.. I am gonna let Inzi handle you"


iNzi: "Inziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

 

[Monsee]

Can I have some of what you are smoking

 

[Cartman]

i got it from miggy.. his wife found out and he had to give it all up..

 

[Blistering Barnacle]

I guess my constant worries about only picking ONLY 4 bowlers on such a batting pitch will now make more sense to people here...we are in deep trouble unless we get some quick wickets

Pakistan are being defensive as they lead the series. Negativity isn't a good thing, but to be fair, who would you have dropped for a bowler? I don't think we have much bench strength in all-rounders at the moment. There is no way I would go into this test match with just 5 specialist bats either. Sami should have been dropped but that's a different issue.

 

[octavian]

8 off teh over. sami's 2nd. and this is in a test match

 

[Monsee]

i got it from miggy.. his wife found out and he had to give it all up..

He does seem high or on PMS for some odd reason...jumped all over an innocent post by Moi. I just replied to Ace of Base and he EDited it right away

 

[Blistering Barnacle]

I hope Vaughan is not going to have his once-per-series big knock.

 

[Ace Base]

u know there is character in southpark.. a mentally and physically handicapped kid called timmy.. all he does is sit in his chair and when someone talks to him he shouts back "timmyyyyyy"
thats all he says..




sometimes I wonder if sami is the real life desi version of timmy

bw: "ok sami.. u get another chance.. now i want you to bowl back of a length on or outside off stump .. watch your field.. mix it up.. try bowling a slow ball. ball a yorker once in a while .. slipped in with a bouncer.. and no half volleys please"





Sami: " Samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"


BW: "NO SAMI REALLY.. im serious.. no more half volles.. and please this time try bowl one side of the wicket only.... no over pitched balls or full tosses.. or too short balls to trescothick specially.. he has minimum footwork.. just york him.."


Sami :" Samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"


BW ( ALL TICKED OFF NOW): "GODDAMMIT sAMI.. I am gonna let Inzi handle you"


iNzi: "Inziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

This is funny!

I think you are not far from the mark!

 

[Toony™®]

drinks break...looks like England will batting 2mrw morning....

 

[Toony™®]

u know there is character in southpark.. a mentally and physically handicapped kid called timmy.. all he does is sit in his chair and when someone talks to him he shouts back "timmyyyyyy"
thats all he says..




sometimes I wonder if sami is the real life desi version of timmy

bw: "ok sami.. u get another chance.. now i want you to bowl back of a length on or outside off stump .. watch your field.. mix it up.. try bowling a slow ball. ball a yorker once in a while .. slipped in with a bouncer.. and no half volleys please"





Sami: " Samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"


BW: "NO SAMI REALLY.. im serious.. no more half volles.. and please this time try bowl one side of the wicket only.... no over pitched balls or full tosses.. or too short balls to trescothick specially.. he has minimum footwork.. just york him.."


Sami :" Samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"


BW ( ALL TICKED OFF NOW): "GODDAMMIT sAMI.. I am gonna let Inzi handle you"


iNzi: "Inziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

)
Cartmaannnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Nauman]

I might aswell go and study because with greats like Sami in the team England are sure to make 500.

 

[octavian]

Why did i get a message MIGGY ? i demand an explanation !! and i am not joking

 

[Cartman]

lol

ok maybe i was a bit harsh on inzi but really sami wont change anything even if inzi turned into qazi hussein ahmed and gave him a two day speech on din-o-dinya and line and length fast bowling..

 

[Monsee]

Why did i get a message MIGGY ? i demand an explanation !! and i am not joking

Makes the two us

 

[Cartman]

all the senior members such as monsee, octavian and myself are under fire right now.. hmm... i wonder why...


i blame darth sami for all our problems.. too much hair, i sense on his head.. strong the force is with him..

 

[Ace Base]

14.4 Mohammad Sami to Vaughan, no run, from wide out of the crease,
pitches on off stump and moves away, tries to play at it, gets
beaten

Mohammed Sami balls a rare one...

 

[octavian]

Makes the two us

what did i say?? looks like some one has lost their mind !

 

[nedian21]

good one Cartman. Its not worth watching Mr.Potential hostile spell.

I'm curious as to why Sami was preferred again. Hopefully he will prove us wrong. Shoaib and Rana haven't managed thus far to get a breakthrough, so it's up to him to do something.

BB bhai acc to Inzi last night on Captain's corner he said we wont be dropping Sami bcoz then the team will have 3 new faces.

By the way Shoaib and Rana bowled superbly specially Rana. He was beating Vaughan at will bus unlucky raha. not getting the edge. and regarding Sami Holding as Nauman said we hope and say the same b4 every match kai he will prove us wrong but ............

Sami ko khud ab ehsas [edit] honaa chahiaye [/edit] kai wo muft kee rotiaa toor raha hai

 

[Blistering Barnacle]

Better from Sami.

 

[Ace Base]

Bring on Kaneria, I say. The sooner he gets to his century, the sooner Pakistan will get a wicket.

 

[Monsee]

Sanjaay is talking Utter rot...funny an Indian whines about Pak pitches

I just wanna strangle him right now

 

[nedian21]

Umer Gul or M.Asif wud have been very good on this pitch instead of Sami Holding

 

[Blistering Barnacle]

good one Cartman. Its not worth watching Mr.Potential hostile spell.



BB bhai acc to Inzi last night on Captain's corner he said we wont be dropping Sami bcoz then the team will have 3 new faces.

By the way Shoaib and Rana bowled superbly specially Rana. He was beating Vaughan at will bus unlucky raha. not getting the edge. and regarding Sami Holding as Nauman said we hope and say the same b4 every match kai he will prove us wrong but ............

Sami ko khud ab ehsas ho raha hai kai wo muft kee rotiaa toor raha hai

That's a conservative approach (about 3 new faces). I don't think that should matter if you are replacing someone who is not performing. However, let's just continue to hope Sami gets some wickets (we have no choice now).

 

[Blistering Barnacle]

Bring on Kaneria, I say. The sooner he gets to his century, the sooner Pakistan will get a wicket.

 

[Nauman]

40/0 it doesnt look like we will be taking a wicket in forseeable future

 

[Ace Base]

Jokes aside, Rana has been extremely unlucky not to get at least a wicket this morning. I hope he isn't afflicted with the same sort of bad luck that has turned Sami into half the bowler he once was.

 

[Monsee]

Cartman did you get your PM yet...must be on the way from a certain someone

 

[octavian]

yaaar monsee tell me. why did i get one ?

 

[Cartman]

you guys dont get it.. its no more new or old or this and that like in the old days.. its more of chamcha geeri now.. inzis chamchey get first priority. sami is one of them.
but its still better htan some past bad influences on the team.. at least they are not throwing matches anymore.. i really hope inzi realized sooner rather than later than sami needs a mjaor setback to shake him out of his zone and make him perform.. something in the mnner of a full fledged can from the team.

 

[Monsee]

Good ball by Sami, almost had Tresco's wicket

 

[Blistering Barnacle]

England are still only scoring at around 2.6 per over. That's not that bad for us when our bowler's averages read like batting averages (62, 56, 47, 31, 25).

 

[nedian21]

That's a conservative approach (about 3 new faces). I don't think that should matter if you are replacing someone who is not performing. However, let's just continue to hope Sami gets some wickets (we have no choice now).

ya i agree. Inzi shd have gone for M.Asif. anyway hope for the best. though i have lost hope for Sami long back.

this test match is a competition b/w 3 bowlers (Rana,Shoaib, Dani) with 4.5 bowlers (Freddie, Hoggard, Harami, Plunkett and Udal)

 

[Cartman]

i have actually had 2 tonight ... but im not going to disclose the content and subject for fear of being banned..

im just not commenting on youhana and kaneria anymore.. thats it.