Pakistan vs Hong Kong | Asia Cup | Karachi | 24/06/2008

[iZeeshan]

I understand Ox, you dont want to be the one giving a green light

I'll start it and see how it goes - no beast references, no goat references, nothing lurid,

just metaphor - surely Afridi's agent can't be against any metaphor

Go with a simile. Its more subtle.

 

[Sheikh]

I understand Ox, you dont want to be the one giving a green light

I'll start it and see how it goes - no beast references, no goat references, nothing lurid,

just metaphor - surely Afridi's agent can't be against any metaphor

What's this about his agent?

 

[iZeeshan]

Younis sweeps away to fine leg for another 4.

92-2

 

[Sheikh]

Hey this guy with the beard has a decent cover drive..

 

[ehjaz]

maybe GEO is showing live

 

[Poison]

I understand Ox, you dont want to be the one giving a green light

I'll start it and see how it goes - no beast references, no goat references, nothing lurid,

just metaphor - surely Afridi's agent can't be against any metaphor

HAHAH DM mate, nothing can be the same without the 'references'

 

[iZeeshan]

Mohammad Yousuf shouldn't have played today. Anyone know why?

 

[Plasma]

Younis on fire! think he wants to break his record of 144 against HK today.

 

[ehjaz]

Mohammad Yousuf shouldn't have played today. Anyone know why?

why????

 

[Poison]

Mohammad Yousuf shouldn't have played today. Anyone know why?

He totally outclasses these HongKongese.

 

[iZeeshan]

why????

You're supposed to guess first and then I am supposed to tell you how wrong you are.

 

[lollol]

Mohammad Yousuf shouldn't have played today. Anyone know why?

Cause they should give youngsters a chance instead of him?

 

[iZeeshan]

He totally outclasses these HongKongese.

Well done. He's too good. Just too good for them and anyone else who thinks they can get him out. Yousuf is just too frikin good.

 

[iZeeshan]

Cause they should give youngsters a chance instead of him?

Technically yes, but I've stopped whinging about that because its always going to happen.

Its because he's too good.

 

[Isolation]

I understand Ox, you dont want to be the one giving a green light

I'll start it and see how it goes - no beast references, no goat references, nothing lurid,

just metaphor - surely Afridi's agent can't be against any metaphor

wheres it gone?

 

[Poison]

Well done. He's too good. Just too good for them and anyone else who thinks they can get him out. Yousuf is just too frikin good.

=P thanks.

 

[Oxy]

How do you refer to folk from HK?

Hong Kongians? Hong Kongolians? or after looking at this team, Hong Kongistanis?

 

[Sparhawk]

=P thanks.

Here's your washing machine, use it wisely.

 

[Inswinger]

Boring match
Should have slept for another 2-3 hours

 

[Oxy]

Drinks are over

Pak 101-2 off 15 overs

 

[iZeeshan]

How do you refer to folk from HK?

Hong Kongians? Hong Kongolians? or after looking at this team, Hong Kongistanis?

) ) )

Dem Azn Boyz.

 

[Sparhawk]

How do you refer to folk from HK?

Hong Kongians? Hong Kongolians? or after looking at this team, Hong Kongistanis?

I think just pakistanis will do.

 

[Ghoshtbuster]

Are we allowed to say someone's batting is on fire (because it wont really be on fire, that's just a metaphor).

 

[CricnPak]

Just saw some pics on Cricinfo, did they get new seats or did any renovations in the NSK?

 

[Isolation]

How do you refer to folk from HK?

Hong Kongians? Hong Kongolians? or after looking at this team, Hong Kongistanis?

cantonese i think i think

not sure

refer to them as chineee

 

[Isolation]

I think the BCCI are taking over PP

 

[iZeeshan]

I honestly think if Afridi saw the threads, he would love it! I mean, who wouldn't love such exaltation?

 

[Poison]

I honestly think if Afridi saw the threads, he would love it! I mean, who wouldn't love such exaltation?

haha i somehow dont think he'd appreciate the joke about animal violation/s in the same way we do. =P )

 

[Ghoshtbuster]

Is anyone elses "channel" showing tennis?

 

[iZeeshan]

haha i somehow dont think he'd appreciate the joke about animal violation/s in the same way we do. =P )

Why wouldn't he? I know I would love being talked about that day. His agent probably described our love in a twisted form of beastiment.

 

[moumotta]

How do you refer to folk from HK?

Hong Kongians? Hong Kongolians? or after looking at this team, Hong Kongistanis?

Honkers would do.

 

[lollol]

Younus gets his 50

 

[DM]

Beastology is the highest of compliments you can be paid, even the queen hasn't been honoured with it.


Moyo needs to speed up and really kill the attack

 

[ehjaz]

couple of fours by MoYo

 

[Oxy]

119-2 off 18 overs

YK 53*
MY 27*

 

[Sparhawk]

Why wouldn't he? I know I would love being talked about that day. His agent probably described our love in a twisted form of beastiment.

Some of the stuff was starting to get a little out there (pregnant goats) so if he read it he might have taken it the wrong way. Who knows?

 

[Poison]

Imagine Misbah and Afridi in with 15 overs to go, Pakistan on 240-4.
ahh the Perfect situation.

 

[Oxy]

NAjeeb Amar to come on now.

 

[ehjaz]

Imagine Misbah and Afridi in with 15 overs to go, Pakistan on 240-4.
ahh the Perfect situation.

then you awake up and take a cup of tea or coffee

 

[The WagonWheel]

Beastology is the highest of compliments you can be paid, even the queen hasn't been honoured with it.


Moyo needs to speed up and really kill the attack

DM: Forget about Afridi, I honestly think that you yourself are the true beast amongst all us mortal fans of this game !

 

[Poison]

DM: Forget about Afridi, I honestly think that you yourself are the true beast amongst all us mortal fans of this game !

WagonWheel.
DM doesnt compete in half of the exploits of insanity that does.
Still..

 

[ahsan17]

Yousuf out.

 

[DM]

) exactly, afridi is just untouchable! Please don't compare me to him, he might hear, I value my life too much

Moyo GONE

 

[ehjaz]

celebration after dismissing Butt

 

[Oxy]

Looks like they will all get starts - and the get out!!!

Poor shot by Moyo.

So - Misbah to get a BIGGY???

 

[Easa]

Someone send in the """""good batsman""""" Shahid Afridi

 

[ehjaz]

Malik and MoYo got starts and couldn't cash in

 

[Oxy]

121-3 off 20 overs

YK 54*
Miz 0*

 

[Oxy]

Very strong young man is Misbah - Arun Lal

 

[ahsan17]

Arun Lal: "Very strong young man misbah."

 

[Ghoshtbuster]

I hope Sania Mirza loses before Shahid ***Aggresive Batsman*** Afridi comes in.

 

[Sparhawk]

Id love to see misbah get a 100 here. Knowing him he'l get out handling the ball on 99.

 

[DM]

Someone send in the """""good batsman""""" Shahid Afridi

) ) ) EAS!!!!!! YOU HORSE-OPIUM-OX!!

Pity you missed my thread, we'll see how things go, I'm hoping conditions for Afridi - metaphor continue after this acute phase.


Misbah in - I hope we see him and the """"""good batsman"""""" for the last 20 overs at least

 

[iZeeshan]

Run rate has slowed drastically since spinners came. Guess 330 is probably the most we'll get. I was hoping for the kill and seeing a 400 score

 

[SwEeT CaNdY]

now this is shameful! what a great team selection, not even Wahab Riaz in the team.

 

[ahsan17]

6 by younis. Slog sweep

 

[DM]

I hope Sania Mirza loses before Shahid ***Aggresive Batsman*** Afridi comes in.

)
I personally hope Afridi's wrist injury's settled, in which case some shots that will travel some pretty long distances will be witnessed

 

[Oxy]

YK goes! Stumped. Made him look silly

4 down for Pak

 

[Easa]

) ) ) EAS!!!!!! YOU HORSE-OPIUM-OX!!

Pity you missed my thread, we'll see how things go, I'm hoping conditions for Afridi - metaphor continue after this acute phase.


Misbah in - I hope we see him and the """"""good batsman"""""" for the last 20 overs at least

) )

Imagine we see the """""good batsman"""""" in for 20 overs, that my friend, would be technical beauty

 

[Oxy]

Arun Lal questions if its out.....

 

[DM]

GREAT SIX BY YK

MORE OF THAT PLEASE

Misbah needs to accelerate

 

[Easa]

)
I personally hope Afridi's wrist injury's settled, in which case some shots that will travel some pretty long distances will be witnessed

) ) ) this simplification of our past brutality is also very funny ) ) )

 

[Easa]

IS IT TIME?

get the bowlers ready, the batsman is coming in!!

 

[DM]

Btw calling all beasts!!

I've got all of the Cave forum saved and have it on a zip file

Will be asking the mods where I can post it then hopefully I'll upload it

There will also be some bonus material

 

[Deewana Mastana]

Ireland here we come!

 

[Deewana Mastana]

Whats the chances that they'll play their 50 overs!

 

[SwEeT CaNdY]

at least itz an opportunity for Fawad

 

[Easa]

Btw calling all beasts!!

I've got all of the Cave forum saved and have it on a zip file

Will be asking the mods where I can post it then hopefully I'll upload it

There will also be some bonus material

great news

Mods, any chance we can upload the collaboration of some gory pieces of literature right here??

 

[Indiafan]

IS IT TIME?

get the bowlers ready, the batsman is coming in!!

You mean, the batsman is coming in,

Nah, its just Fawad

 

[Luton Bad Boy]

Pakistan a traditionally slow starters in tournaments but, it requires an Afridi-esque innings from Misbah now...

I would take 230 as our target today...

 

[iZeeshan]

It maybe upsetting and unfortunate, the recent wickets, but at least Fawad should get a good, solid batting in today.

 

[FAM]

Upload it to rapidshare/megaupload!

 

[Deewana Mastana]

Yeah Fawad has a chance to do well with the bat today let's see how he gets on!

 

[DM]

Hope Fawad and Misbah hit huge shots

 

[FAM]

What the hell!!!

 

[Oxy]

Jesus! Misbah LBW

 

[Deewana Mastana]

And off goes Misbah!

 

[DM]

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG OUT

DAmn ITS MISBAH


STILLL GUESS WHO'S COMING IN

 

[Oxy]

140-5 of 23.2

Out plumb!

This is getting embarrasing

 

[DM]

absolutely plumb