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The complexity of getting married

Haz95 said:
I know that. I'm just saying that its stupid how you have to pledge for alliance with your country and stuff. Everyone's home country is usually the best for them- even if they don't realise it.
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Thanks for calling one of my countries stupid. :) It's just something you start a day with, like the national anthem here.

What's your home country? And what do you think mine is?

Plus, "and" what?
 
96NotOut said:
Thanks for calling one of my countries stupid. :) It's just something you start a day with, like the national anthem here.

What's your home country? And what do you think mine is?

Plus, "and" what?
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My home country is America and so is yours....I forgot what went after the and
 
96NotOut said:
*high fives* :D

No, seriously. And why'd you forget? :facepalm:
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lol I was joking....England since day 1. It was a photo of drake bell saying 'take it easy man'
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96NotOut said:
Do you honestly think he'll be checking PP right now and waste all that precious time he could spend looking at her?

I hope he hands her the glass this time.
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True true, he might of been checking for any last minute advice :yk
 
Afridi96 said:
True true, he might of been checking for any last minute advice :yk
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I hope he really gets somewhere this time. Otherwise he just sent everyone's efforts down the drain.

I really, really hope he makes eye contact and blushes. That's all he needs.
 
96NotOut said:
NHS? Enlighten me.

I've said this before, and I'll say it again, you obviously think its better.
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National Health Service- Free health care- GP check ups aren't required, Braces are free to anyone under 16 etc.
And there's a difference between thinking and knowing :D
 
Haz95 said:
National Health Service- Free health care- GP check ups aren't required, Braces are free to anyone under 16 etc.
And there's a difference between thinking and knowing :D
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We got Obamacare. :D

And I'm not here to change your opinion. You know the UK's better than so be it. The US is the best. ;)
 
The Midwest aka Flyoverland is horrible though.

The coasts are where it's at.


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96NotOut said:
We got Obamacare. :D

And I'm not here to change your opinion. You know the UK's better than so be it. The US is the best. ;)
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NY and Cali still>>>any city in the UK but as a whole UK is better. And we need to move this debate onto the topicless thread lol mamoon ent gonna be happy
 
Nostalgic said:
The Midwest aka Flyoverland is horrible though.

The coasts are where it's at.


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Shhh... You're supposed to be on my side!

Afridi96 said:
Wrong thread sorry
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Says who?

Haz95 said:
NY and Cali still>>>any city in the UK but as a whole UK is better.
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NY and California and the rest of the US>>>any city in the UK.

EDIT: Yeah.

P. S. On second thought, comparing the UK with the US is harsh, we're way bigger, and consequently, are bound to have more cool places.
 
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I hate USA. They send drones to Pakistan! They want to invade Pakistan and they want to destroy Pakistan by starting a war. They bribe our politicians to do corruption.

Regards,
A typical Pakistani's view on Uncle Sam's America.
:yk:P
 
Pakistani_Legend said:
I hate USA. They send drones to Pakistan! They want to invade Pakistan and they want to destroy Pakistan by starting a war. They bribe our politicians to do corruption.

Regards,
A typical Pakistani's view on Uncle Sam's America.
:yk:P
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Although you sound like a kindergartener here (don't intend to sound patronizing) you're right and if all Pakistanis thought like you, this country would be a much better place.
 
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96NotOut said:
NY and California and the rest of the US>>>any city in the UK.

EDIT: Yeah.

P. S. On second thought, comparing the UK with the US is harsh, we're way bigger, and consequently, are bound to have more cool places.
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err yeah, lets not get carried away here ;)...
Doesn't matter if you are bigger, we are still better :D
 
So Mamoon I am curious about something. Does the girl you like, like cricket? If so then how do you plan to impress her with your cricket knowledge? What if she finds out that your the guy who has no hope for the talent in Pakistan. What if she finds out your true feelings towards Pakistan team? Would that not cause a counterversy?
 
Zohaib Shah said:
So Mamoon I am curious about something. Does the girl you like, like cricket? If so then how do you plan to impress her with your cricket knowledge? What if she finds out that your the guy who has no hope for the talent in Pakistan. What if she finds out your true feelings towards Pakistan team? Would that not cause a counterversy?
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Exactly what i've been thinking :))
 
96NotOut said:
The smiley is ;-), which is ; - ).

This time it's for good. :)
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I think Mamoon can benefit from this actually. He'll obviously be considering a honeymoon...sorry honeymamoon(:)) had to get that there)...So job well done ;-)


So where will the honeymamoon be Mamoon?
 
If the girl agrees but Mamoon later found out that she is a Fan of Amla & Fawad. :double0sm
 
I love and respect women, but I can't certainly can't let them dominate me. I have got my own male ego you know.

So once a very attractive looking girl was making deliberate efforts to ignore me. I started picking on my nose and immediately became the centre of hers attention. The very same girl couldn't now resist staring at me. You can say that I made her dance to my tunes.
 
Seize this moment. Text her something short and sweet. Like so:

"Missed you. -- Mamoon"


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Mamoon said:
She didn't come. :sohail
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Mamoon said:
Her Mum and older sister came.
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:sigh:

All that anticipation..

DHONI183 said:
I love and respect women, but I can't certainly can't let them dominate me. I have got my own male ego you know.

So once a very attractive looking girl was making deliberate efforts to ignore me. I started picking on my nose and immediately became the centre of hers attention. The very same girl couldn't now resist staring at me. You can say that I made her dance to my tunes.
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:)))
 
DHONI183 said:
I started picking on my nose and immediately became the centre of hers attention. The very same girl couldn't now resist staring at me. You can say that I made her dance to my tunes.
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:))) this is the attitude that should be shown...
 
DHONI183 said:
I love and respect women, but I can't certainly can't let them dominate me. I have got my own male ego you know.

So once a very attractive looking girl was making deliberate efforts to ignore me. I started picking on my nose and immediately became the centre of hers attention. The very same girl couldn't now resist staring at me. You can say that I made her dance to my tunes.
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:))

Respect is enough , you can't have a loving relationship with all of them.
 
waqar goraya said:
:))

Respect is enough , you can't have a loving relationship with all of them.
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Yeah which gets me to wonder at times. When the day comes when a person marries would there wife be ok with her man talking to so many girls? Now I am talking about Pakistani/ Indian girls not westernized girls.
 
waqar goraya said:
Aey haey !
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Aye Haye indeed! It is the perfect text to send at this stage. Introduces him, lets her know its his number, because he had to have known she wasn't there. And the fact that he says he missed her will pique her curiosity, but it falls short of going over the top.

The overall effect is one of simmering, understated passion.

Who am I kidding. He's not going to send it. All my hard work reducing it all to this perfect text will go down the drain.


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There can be a million reasons why she couldn't come but if she had any invested interest in me, she wouldn't pass up an opportunity to come to my house.
 
Oh. I thought the kebabs were at your place.

Or are we talking about the post-function regular meals?


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We had a post function party, not a regular meal.

She was invited to the party along with the other bacha party.
 
But where were the kebabs? The function, the party or afterwards?


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She hasn't Tweeted all day which suggests she might be genuinely busy.
 
Its been a rough week. My Dad cancelled my post paid connection because the bill was too high for the third month running. Demoted back to prepaid. :ibutt

I have balance for 4 texts only.
 
So you did partake to the kebabs then. All is not lost.


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Mamoon said:
Its been a rough week. My Dad cancelled my post paid connection because the bill was too high for the third month running. Demoted back to prepaid. :ibutt

I have balance for 4 texts only.
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Cheer up.

Atleast you aced your exams.

If I had done it, then that whole year was a GREAT year.

We will figure out another way to get her.
 
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This reminds me, when I was at NUST, the slogan stenciled on one of the hostels was "Together We Rise."

The cadets though, said "To get her, We Rise."


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