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The complexity of getting married

I sent her a text at 3 am and now you people are accusing me of not paying heed to your advice. :facepalm:
 
Batman, this thread became a thread on PB a million years ago.

Can you please change the title so our discussion isn't considered off topic?
 
DHONI183 said:
Whatever the advice is, make sure that it doesn´t involve the risk of getting insulted. I dislike being insulted by girls, and here´s one example.....

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A slap in the face for [MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] bhai who thinks that I am great with girls!
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Why did that friend (girl) spam you in the first place?

Or was it a spammer who insulted you?

Some absurd random incident like this doesn't change the fact bud. :)
 
"Hey its 3AM. Time to text my biggest love and tell her my feelings"

Im sorry but every time i think about it i just laugh...

And Batman. I dont see the issue with the thread. Its just a bit of harmless banter while also trying to "help" Mamoon. read some of the earlier pages and if you dont laugh then by all means delete it lol
 
Donal Cozzie said:
"Hey its 3AM. Time to text my biggest love and tell her my feelings"

Im sorry but every time i think about it i just laugh...

And Batman. I dont see the issue with the thread. Its just a bit of harmless banter while also trying to "help" Mamoon. read some of the earlier pages and if you dont laugh then by all means delete it lol
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You insane? "By all means delete it"? :facepalm:

What if he doesn't laugh?
 
96NotOut said:
You insane? "By all means delete it"? :facepalm:

What if he doesn't laugh?
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haha it was a joke. Besides he'll laugh. Even Batman would have to laugh at us. I wonder if we could set up a poll though. A poll on Mamoon wearing a sherwani. The results could be very interesting.....
 
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I delayed the text by 2 hours only. Not sure why it'd have been less creepy at 1 am.
 
[MENTION=40952]Batman[/MENTION] Can you please stay away from this thread ?
For god"s sake dont be like dictators .. its a forum and you are directly attacking our freedom of speech .. You better start doing some thing else and leave this thread otherwise i might drag you in the international court of justice :moyo
 
Donal Cozzie said:
And Batman. I dont see the issue with the thread. Its just a bit of harmless banter while also trying to "help" Mamoon. read some of the earlier pages and if you dont laugh then by all means delete it lol
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I'm not interested and with Mamoon at it this will go end up even worse, stop giving advices he'll never take it or do it in reality.
 
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Haroon is here to save us.

Lets see some "advice". Im hoping it involves espionage,international scandal,celebrities and a plot to blow up the White House otherwise I'll be very disappointed
 
Haroon Javed said:
[MENTION=40952]Batman[/MENTION] Can you please stay away from this thread ?
For god"s sake dont be like dictators .. its a forum and you are directly attacking our freedom of speech .. You better start doing some thing else and leave this thread otherwise i might drag you in the international court of justice :moyo
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We already give you freedom that's why this thread going thus far but using it chit chat will be issue you can give him advice or whatever but keep it to the topic as it the thread for.
 
DHONI183 said:
Whatever the advice is, make sure that it doesn´t involve the risk of getting insulted. I dislike being insulted by girls, and here´s one example.....

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A slap in the face for [MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] bhai who thinks that I am great with girls!
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Looooool :facepalm: :)))
 
96NotOut said:
Mamoon needs to blush!

And hey BL. Having fun? ;-)
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Hey, yeah its cool :)

Why does he need to blush? That's like shooting himself in the foot!

96NotOut said:
Sherwanis are good and über classy. The only problem with a sherwani is that it's too dressy. :/
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Yes, and agreed :batman:

Mamoon said:
All this is well and good but there are two certainties.

1) I am NOT wearing a Sherwani. We just don't wear it in KPK and I am not sure why she will love it or be obsessed with it.

2) When she will throw me a glance with raised eyebrows, I'll turn into a tomato. :22:
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That sherwani will make more of an impression than you ever will if you continue what you're doing atm.

Donal Cozzie said:
I think if Mamoon wants to get PB's attention he'll have to do something drastic and eye catching. Putting on a sherwani and dancing to a Coldplay song should do the trick :D (Mamoon. We're not giving up until we see a picture of you on the selfie thread in a sherwani. Just do it )
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See, even Donal sees the wisdom in wearing a sherwani! :ahmed

96NotOut said:
"Here" being Peshawar?

Wear a sherwani to your brother's wedding. It'll look good.

And I just came to think of this, your brother is the one who sort of inspired the creation of this thread.
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Some jannay-walay I know of.. It was their sister's wedding, and all the brothers sherwanis. It looked epic.

It's my personal fantasy to have all the men in our family wear black sherwanis and the ladies some pink/peach or ink blue on my only sister's baraat :')

96NotOut said:
Suit both days? :/

BL's not gonna like that...
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Right on. :L

Mamoon said:
BL is not gonna attend it. :afridi
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Oh yeah? Watch me wear a sherwani and crash the wedding, then.

Donal Cozzie said:
Plot twist:

BL is PB
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:110:

Batman said:
I still don't know what's the story behind this thread - it's just not moving or forward and keep posting with nothing in it.
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Batman, sir, please change the threat title. I pwned Mamoon ages ago over the true scope of complexity of marriage.. This should rightly be renamed to wooing PB or sth.. Thanks :)
 
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Why was my thread's title changed without my consent? Pure violation of my rights.
 
I didn't expect Batman to take it so seriously... Anyway, thank you, wherever you are, Batman!
 
So I've been out of the loop approx a month and nothing has happened?

You must be a girl.
 
True. I wish this thread gets deleted now. It's embarrassing and below my class.
 
I see this thread going down in under a week. Batman has come out of his bat cave and has warned us with our villiany acts. He seems to want to save the gotham city, from our random chitter chatter. He likes peace and quiet in his cave, so no suprise there. Batman I have only one thing to say... Blame the jokers, but not the Joker.
 
Zohaib Shah said:
I see this thread going down in under a week. Batman has come out of his bat cave and has warned us with our villiany acts. He seems to want to save the gotham city, from our random chitter chatter. He likes peace and quiet in his cave, so no suprise there. Batman I have only one thing to say... Blame the jokers, but not the Joker.
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Maybe he will fake his death with an atom bomb so can date Anne Hathaway

Now come to think about it, that's an interesting way too woo a girl
 
Wth happened to our topic-less thread!!!!!

And lol mamoon,you don't even deserve this title. Be content with what u got.:yk
 
Want to share a funny incident with u guys. Today my hubby played guitar and sang 'tum hi ho' and some other romantic songs with my name. I was shell shocked and never expected a song from him eventhough i knew he can play guitar. It was soo cheesy and horrible but I absolutely loved it..:D

Hope, BATMAN don't mind my post since this can come under wooing ur wife..;-)
 
HamzaSaeen said:
Don't even ask :facepalm:
Almost seemed like Satan himself made that paper for us
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Yh all these papers have been harder and different, dw In'Sha'Allah you'll be fine lots of people found it hard so there should be low grade boundaries.
 
Afridi96 said:
Yh all these papers have been harder and different, dw In'Sha'Allah you'll be fine lots of people found it hard so there should be low grade boundaries.
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Fingers crossed. IA.
I'm aiming for full IA in unit M1 it's my strong suit.
 
kaayal said:
Want to share a funny incident with u guys. Today my hubby played guitar and sang 'tum hi ho' and some other romantic songs with my name. I was shell shocked and never expected a song from him eventhough i knew he can play guitar. It was soo cheesy and horrible but I absolutely loved it..:D

Hope, BATMAN don't mind my post since this can come under wooing ur wife..;-)
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Lol, What a story. Does your husband know how to sing well?
 
Well, he is fine with other songs but not with these kind of cheesy romantic ones..:D

This was his prank to cheer me out after all the exam stress with i am going on now..:asif
 
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