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UA's fan - The barbers in small shops are trying to earn an honest living for their family!

bhai i didnt mean to say anything bad about barbars ..i have nothing aganist them masallah they work hard and earn halal money

i was just teasing him that imagine he dosent get a asilum and has no money ..imagine him opening a barbar shop in gali ki nukar in a smelly place earning about 200 rupees per day lol
 
UmarAkmal fan. That's just mean but very funny. :)))

I really do think he will get asylum. Once a player or two is convicted on the 5th February the immigration will stamp indefinate stay visa!
 
Wow. I've been busy for the last week or so I missed the news on this guy but what Jaspa posted was interesting. I really can't make my mind up with this guy.

I'd come to the conclusion that he was threatened by a nobody and over-reacted but sometimes when I read his FB comments I think he might have known more but then I read some of his other comments and sometimes think that he just made some wild assumptions.

Then there's his comments condemning other people, like what he said about the Akmals. I think he insulted their dad. Of course, it was shocking but you wouldn't say something like that unless you had a nasty grudge against them.

bhai i didnt mean to say anything bad about barbars ..i have nothing aganist them masallah they work hard and earn halal money

i was just teasing him that imagine he dosent get a asilum and has no money ..imagine him opening a barbar shop in gali ki nukar in a smelly place earning about 200 rupees per day lol

I would love to have a haircut like Haiders.



P.S. Thanks for posting that info Jaspa.
 
Its weird because I am not able to comment on his status, but UA's fan is. He's got the wrong people on limited profile! :zoni
 
Are you friends with him? The comment is on his status, to see it may be you need to be friends, not sure :zoni
 
Geo reporting tht zulqarnain's wife visa application rejected by British high commission.
 
According to fellow PPer @Mohammed_umer Geo Super is saying this about Zoni

'Zulqarnain Haider says He'll Commit Suicide Outside the Buckingham Palace, If His Family Isn't Allowed to Join Him in England.'
 
According to fellow PPer @Mohammed_umer Geo Super is saying this about Zoni

'Zulqarnain Haider says He'll Commit Suicide Outside the Buckingham Palace, If His Family Isn't Allowed to Join Him in England.'

WHATT?!?!
This is pure madness.
 
I hope he's just acting and doesn't do it, you never know with him....he seems a head case
 
UA-fan - we cannot tell you stop to 'chatting with Zoni, but please do not share your abuse-filled exchanges with him here.


as for Zoni himself, PP has repeatedly asked him to speak to us, and he has not responded.
 
Suicide outside Buckingham Palace ? How is that possible,there are a lot of officials and security staff in and around the area,its seems like an empty threat from Zoni to push the visas through.
 
Suicide outside Buckingham Palace ? How is that possible,there are a lot of officials and security staff in and around the area,its seems like an empty threat from Zoni to push the visas through.

Psycho hai bhai yeh
 
UA-fan - we cannot tell you stop to 'chatting with Zoni, but please do not share your abuse-filled exchanges with him here.


as for Zoni himself, PP has repeatedly asked him to speak to us, and he has not responded.

AZ bhai with all due respect i never used any R rated words aganist him to my knowlege ..if by mistake i did used some words which r prohibited on PP then iam very sorry ..inshallah wont happen again :butt
 
LOL.......Zoni marring dialogues on FB............'pakistan k players pe ban saboot pure dunya ke media p aane chaie take kise ke pure dunya main himat na ho match fixxing krne ke take wo kabi apne mulk ko na beche icc saboot pure dunya ke samne laie ager hain or ager nahi hue to kise k himat na ho pakistan ko badnam kerne ke' :))
 
Any chance that Zoni actually provided the CPS substantial "proofs" they were looking for to charge the trio?
 
Question : O BAHI TUJHA KIA PTA KHUD TU BRITISH NATIONALITY K LIYE TEAM CHOR K BHAG GIA...
tery panch din kidar gay koi saboot na pesh kia tu nay...

18 hours ago
Answer by Zulqarnain Haider allah se dua hai ke tum sab luguin pe b yahe time aae tumhare sab luguin ke family pe ye time aae tum sab luguin ke bachon pe ye time aae tum sab luguin ke maa bap pe ye time aae alllah kare tum sab luguin ke pure khandan pe ye time aae pher main puchuin ga orr inshalllah gald aae ga dont worry go dusruin ke sath kerta hai us ke sath be wesa hota hai
42 minutes ago
 
Another Q on FB to him : Just shut ur mouth... darpok saalay..... poore pakistan kaa naam bandnaam kar diya tu ne peeth dikhaa kar....
17 hours ago ·
Answer by Zulqarnain Haider mere family na hoti to tum gesuin ko batata family ke waja se majbure huin or match fixxers ke favour kerne wale haram kamane wale tuje to bura lage ga na kuin ke mere is kadam se tum bookis ko farak to pare ga
 
Any language he uses, Zoni makes a mess of it. "Luguin" for "logon" :))
 
Another aneswer from Zoni to same guy 'oo bukiiee ke oolad kitne pese le raha hai muj ganda kerne ke tere peche go gahaz hai match fixxing ker ke players ke sath or ganda muje krta hai oohh bookies ke oolad' :))) :)))
 
1 more guy insulting him he answered him this 'ye dain na dain main wese be wapis aa gauin ga sab gand khatam ker k her mulk se inshalllah
tum ganduon ko kia pata niaatain khuda ganta hai'
This was a good one by Zoni :)))
 
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Taimur Khan some random guy says to him
apnay aap ko kia samjatay ho ?...............STAR ? just played 1 test match and 4 ODI with an average of 24.........and best score is 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Tumhara Damag Kharab hai

Zoni answers : 'pure dunya ko pata hai damag kin luguin ke kharab hote hain sare pagluin wale latefe sare pathanin pe bane hu hain
sahe bolo to damag kharab
khan naswar rakh or aaram se so ga ya chars pe ' :)))
 
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Taimur Khan says
acha batao.....team may aur kone kone say match fixers hain ?
what you think about kamran akmal and Umar Akmal ?


Zulqarnain Haider says : ''tu kon hai go main gawab duin naswar or chars pe or ga ke gahaz chala'' :)))
 
hahahahahhahahahah.. are you serious? were these questions really asked and answered?? cant stop laughing. :))) :)))
 
Zoni is really a retard, thanks Allah that he can no longer represent Pakistan at international level.

Regarding Pathans, if he has any balls then he should try to speak such words in the face of any random Pathan then we shall see how Mr. Retard feels.
 
Zoni is really a retard, thanks Allah that he can no longer represent Pakistan at international level.

Regarding Pathans, if he has any balls then he should try to speak such words in the face of any random Pathan then we shall see how Mr. Retard feels.

true. he doesnt have the courage to face a pathan face to face. He will get a good hiding let him try :afridi....FB pe beth ker chakkay mar raha hay..

boht niswar niswar kar raha hy, apna hi neech pan dikha raha hay, becharay khan ka mazakh ura ker yeh nahy pata ke poori dunya us ka mazaq bana rahy hy.
 
Taimur Khan some random guy says to him
apnay aap ko kia samjatay ho ?...............STAR ? just played 1 test match and 4 ODI with an average of 24.........and best score is 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Tumhara Damag Kharab hai

Zoni answers : 'pure dunya ko pata hai damag kin luguin ke kharab hote hain sare pagluin wale latefe sare pathanin pe bane hu hain
sahe bolo to damag kharab
khan naswar rakh or aaram se so ga ya chars pe ' :)))

okay he really is mentally unstable . pehle doubt tha ab yaqeen :amir
 
Zoni latest on FB...........''pcb and icc doing a good job 2 stop fixxing in cricket we will togather with with other boards and stop match fixxing from cricket pakistan is best country but we r going down because of some peoples .90 % w r good peoples and 10 % bad and bad peoples taking down our country we need peace in world and live like humanbeen i always love my country pakistan zindabad thanks''
 
Salaam.

Is Zoni really saying these stuff? There are two identical Zoni profiles on Facebook, and I beleive one of them is fake?
 
Zoni latest on FB...........''pcb and icc doing a good job 2 stop fixxing in cricket we will togather with with other boards and stop match fixxing from cricket pakistan is best country but we r going down because of some peoples .90 % w r good peoples and 10 % bad and bad peoples taking down our country we need peace in world and live like humanbeen i always love my country pakistan zindabad thanks''

:))

Zulq is Class
 
true. he doesnt have the courage to face a pathan face to face. He will get a good hiding let him try :afridi....FB pe beth ker chakkay mar raha hay..

boht niswar niswar kar raha hy, apna hi neech pan dikha raha hay, becharay khan ka mazakh ura ker yeh nahy pata ke poori dunya us ka mazaq bana rahy hy.

are you a pathan?
 
Shoaib Ahmed asked him on FB
AoA !! Bro if u have any clues about match fixing or match fixers than arrange a press conference and expose the culprits and tell the truth with proofs !! This is the only way to regain the respect !!

Else you will lose the remaining bit of respect too very soon !! Believe me 99 % of your supporters have turned into your haters now, ONLY AND ONLY BECAUSE of YOU and your false statements !!! You always give time frame to expose the truth and always reverse your decision !! BE BRAVE and show the truth to the world, if any !! Else please delete your FB account too !! Don't make fool of urself !!! TC


Zulqarnain Haider answer bhai press conference ke zarurat hai under he under kam ho raha hai aage dekhte gao hota kia hai allah chahe ga to sab ke samna aae ga inshallah 3 to aa gae na
 
He answered similar to another guy 'bhai aage aage hota hai kia dekhte gao sab loguin ko pata cahle ga inshallah kis ke izat kharab hui or kis ke sahe 3 to pakre gae aage agee dekho hota hai kia inshallah sab khuch tum luguin ka kha gain ge tum log muin he dekho ge'
 
this thread has gone for way too long and is getting embarassing for the fans and this forum.

I request the mods to please close this thread so that this joker gets minimum mention possible
 
Question : Yaar Javed Minadad ne 4000 singles banaye aur us ne to asylum nahi manga tum ne 2 runs bana kay match jita diya aur wahan chaley gaye;P wha bhi wha;)


Zulqarnain Haider Answer ''wo khud go under world ka banda hai us ko kise ne kia kehna tha mian dad'' :))) :))) :jm ki bhi le lee bhai ne hahahaha
 
OK this is last one I wont post more

Ammar Ashraf asks him
Tu wapis aja na ager Pakistan is the best country hai

Zulqarnain Haider ''inshall ahaauin ga gand khatam ker ke every one will see
nigative always nagitive brother no prob its not ur folt ham sab ke nagitive hai gab koi acha kam kerta hai'' :))
 
Question : Yaar Javed Minadad ne 4000 singles banaye aur us ne to asylum nahi manga tum ne 2 runs bana kay match jita diya aur wahan chaley gaye;P wha bhi wha;)


Zulqarnain Haider Answer ''wo khud go under world ka banda hai us ko kise ne kia kehna tha mian dad'' :))) :))) :jm ki bhi le lee bhai ne hahahaha

:))) seriously?
 
this thread has gone for way too long and is getting embarassing for the fans and this forum.

I request the mods to please close this thread so that this joker gets minimum mention possible

No please dont close this. he's making fun of himself.

People in the world should see the real face of this joker.
 
Question : Yaar Javed Minadad ne 4000 singles banaye aur us ne to asylum nahi manga tum ne 2 runs bana kay match jita diya aur wahan chaley gaye;P wha bhi wha;)


Zulqarnain Haider Answer ''wo khud go under world ka banda hai us ko kise ne kia kehna tha mian dad'' :))) :))) :jm ki bhi le lee bhai ne hahahaha

:)))

lush yaar.
 
I dunno about you guys but I find his answers hilarious that's why I share them here :)) Its good time pass
 
According to fellow PPer @Mohammed_umer Geo Super is saying this about Zoni

'Zulqarnain Haider says He'll Commit Suicide Outside the Buckingham Palace, If His Family Isn't Allowed to Join Him in England.'

dressed up as batman?
 
i was bored so i thout let me go to the theater and see whats happning... lol i dont thought its gona crack me up...:D
 
Guys, please keep your comments reasonable. Also, do NOT post quotes/statuses that have any vulgar/abusive language.

Thanks.
 
:zoni says on his FB status : Pakistan will get knocked out in the first round of worlducp.




someone asked him how he knows that and he said : it all fixed my friend.
 
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:zoni says on his FB status : Pakistan will get knocked out in the first round of worlducp.




someone asked him how he knows that and he said : it all fixed my friend.

he will look very foolish when we get past the first stage and win the world cup

InshAllah
 
:zoni says on his FB status : Pakistan will get knocked out in the first round of worlducp.




someone asked him how he knows that and he said : it all fixed my friend.

He Just Wants them to Get Knocked Out.

This guy has hardly any Int. Experience and Yet he knows these underworld dons who tell him the WC is fixed? Give me a break.

InshAllah we'll win the WC.
 
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