The last couple of years have seen a rapturous embrace of England’s Test slogathon model.
The model appears to be designed to make white ball cricket lovers who don’t like Test cricket see a version that they might like. It’s a Flat Track Bully Extravaganza…..and it really only works in high-scoring matches on batting-friendly surfaces.
But Bazball has been hiding a terrible truth – this is the weakest era of Test cricket for at least 50 years. And it is weaker by a massive margin.
Australia are the recently-crowned World Test Champions. Congratulations to them.
But they have just drawn a home Test series against a pitifully weak West Indies team, and kept allowing a comically-mismanaged Pakistan team to extend them in the home series before that.
But it’s even worse than that.
This Australia team has exactly the same bowling line-up (Starc, Hazlewood, Cummins, Marsh and Lyon) which was massacred in South Africa in 2017-18, and was massacred when they were at their peaks and bowling far more dangerously than today.
The batting is the same batting which has lost two recent home Test series to a fairly mediocre India, to Shardul Thakur and Washington Sundar, to be precise. Except that Steve Smith and Marnus Labuschagne are both in decline and Dave Warner has already gone.
The deterioration in quality is visible everywhere.
Mohammad Siraj is India’s “young” fast bowler….at the age of 30 in three weeks’ time. The team is as reliant on the ancient Rohit Sharma, R Ashwin and Ravendra Jadeja as it ever has been.
Pakistan are even worse. The so-called spinners are (much, much) worse at spin bowling than batsmen like Mushtaq Muhammad were fifty years ago. Meanwhile the pace attack is the slowest Pakistan “attack” that I have seen in fifty years – and I saw the attack of Azeem Hafeez, Tahir Naqqash and Shahid Mahboob!
England stand at the same historic low point as the others. Jimmy Anderson is in his forties and is the only Test class quick who is ever fit, with Mark Wood having taken a grand total of 108 Test wickets at the age of 34. Their spinners are as bad as Pakistan’s, and the batting is just Root, Stokes and several interchangeable flat-track bullies who wouldn’t be able to survive a session on a greentop against Ireland, let alone India.
South Africa are in a terrible state. Their bowling is fine, but they no longer have a single international-quality Test batsman. They have no batsman who would, for example, have even got close to selection into the 1980’s Zimbabwe team ahead of the likes of Houghton, the Flowers, Pycroft and Hick.
New Zealand have discovered one proven Test player in the last decade – Kyle Jamieson. But Williamson is their only Test-quality batsman and their seamers – Southee, Boult and Wagner are 35, almost 35 and almost 38 years old.
It’s too painful to even discuss Sri Lanka and the West Indies, given that no player from either country would have made their own country’s Third Eleven in the 1980s.
It’s hard to fathom just how quickly Test cricket has plummeted in the last five years. The format is worth saving. But letting sloggers be Flat Track Bullies on batting paradises is not saving Test cricket, it is killing it.
The model appears to be designed to make white ball cricket lovers who don’t like Test cricket see a version that they might like. It’s a Flat Track Bully Extravaganza…..and it really only works in high-scoring matches on batting-friendly surfaces.
But Bazball has been hiding a terrible truth – this is the weakest era of Test cricket for at least 50 years. And it is weaker by a massive margin.
Australia are the recently-crowned World Test Champions. Congratulations to them.
But they have just drawn a home Test series against a pitifully weak West Indies team, and kept allowing a comically-mismanaged Pakistan team to extend them in the home series before that.
But it’s even worse than that.
This Australia team has exactly the same bowling line-up (Starc, Hazlewood, Cummins, Marsh and Lyon) which was massacred in South Africa in 2017-18, and was massacred when they were at their peaks and bowling far more dangerously than today.
The batting is the same batting which has lost two recent home Test series to a fairly mediocre India, to Shardul Thakur and Washington Sundar, to be precise. Except that Steve Smith and Marnus Labuschagne are both in decline and Dave Warner has already gone.
The deterioration in quality is visible everywhere.
Mohammad Siraj is India’s “young” fast bowler….at the age of 30 in three weeks’ time. The team is as reliant on the ancient Rohit Sharma, R Ashwin and Ravendra Jadeja as it ever has been.
Pakistan are even worse. The so-called spinners are (much, much) worse at spin bowling than batsmen like Mushtaq Muhammad were fifty years ago. Meanwhile the pace attack is the slowest Pakistan “attack” that I have seen in fifty years – and I saw the attack of Azeem Hafeez, Tahir Naqqash and Shahid Mahboob!
England stand at the same historic low point as the others. Jimmy Anderson is in his forties and is the only Test class quick who is ever fit, with Mark Wood having taken a grand total of 108 Test wickets at the age of 34. Their spinners are as bad as Pakistan’s, and the batting is just Root, Stokes and several interchangeable flat-track bullies who wouldn’t be able to survive a session on a greentop against Ireland, let alone India.
South Africa are in a terrible state. Their bowling is fine, but they no longer have a single international-quality Test batsman. They have no batsman who would, for example, have even got close to selection into the 1980’s Zimbabwe team ahead of the likes of Houghton, the Flowers, Pycroft and Hick.
New Zealand have discovered one proven Test player in the last decade – Kyle Jamieson. But Williamson is their only Test-quality batsman and their seamers – Southee, Boult and Wagner are 35, almost 35 and almost 38 years old.
It’s too painful to even discuss Sri Lanka and the West Indies, given that no player from either country would have made their own country’s Third Eleven in the 1980s.
It’s hard to fathom just how quickly Test cricket has plummeted in the last five years. The format is worth saving. But letting sloggers be Flat Track Bullies on batting paradises is not saving Test cricket, it is killing it.