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What did you steal?

no it doesnt count if it was an awful haircut you were good to run off

i wish i could do it sometimes but it looks bad lol coz they are turks but really cant cut hair for beep
 
I just walked out... doesn't matter though I still go to the same barber shop.
 
It was absolutely hammered in to me not to by parents.
 
Nothing ever. The stuff worth stealing is probably the hardest to steal.
 
ok ill be honest...i once stole a goodluck charm yolk in county kerry after we visited the blarney stone place...i was made believe by the front of the box that it did actually grant wishes lol...and made 3 quick ones haha


was around 7 ish

dad found out beat the daylights out of me pathan style


i know never to do something stupid since then lol

Awwww. :P

What did you wish for, btw? :P
 
stole loads of stuff......

all in good fun though..

Chocolates, juices, crisps, mobile cards , internet cards, tennis balls, mobile covers, cds,

All this coz my friends used to pump me up :p
 
What did you steal

I stole a book once . Must have been like when i was 5.My dad was talking to someone so I picked up a book and starter reading it in and then just put it in my pocket I didn't realise I did that until I was taking my coat off at home .
 
i once stole an apple from a rerhi as me and my dad were walking past it, i picked up the apple so professionally that not even the rerhi wala found out :D
 
Stole a cricket ball which was lying on the ground after the match, unattended, waiting for me. :D
used it to practice at home until I lost it. :(
 
Stole a frisbee that someone else stole to replace something that he lost that belonged to the school....
 
I used to steal telenor balance from my Granda 5/6 years ago. She used to get a 1000 rupees wala card which would last her like 6 months. I would take out 800 rupees and leave her with 200.

She still doesn't know. :afridi
 
My friends used to steal these cookies and chips from the school cafeteria. I'd look down on them and always tell them how "pathetic" they were and it's just 10 rupees bla bla.

Then one day I just saw this coconut/chocolate biscuit in front of me and picked it up. The rush I got from stealing and then the enjoyment from eating that biscuit was too much to resist.

I became a professional soon. I'd plan my thefts. Around 10/11, when it was peak hours, I'd "pick" up my lunch from the cafetria without being noticed. My method was simple. I'd pick one thing up and ask "ye kitnai ka hai" No matter what price the cafetria guy would say, I'd put that thing down and pick something else up to ask its price. Meanwhile, he was busy with other children giving price checks and taking orders ect. Then I'd spot the thing I wanted. I'd pick it up and if the guy was close by, I'd ask for its price. If not, I'd put it in my pocket and slowly walk away.

I was 13/14 when I did this. After a month, I couldn't believe what I had become and now I never steal/cheat or do anything like that :moyo
 
Money from home for chips/chocolates - I saw it as "taking my haq".

Cricket Balls - We'd be 3-4 different teams playing their own games in the same ground, and if some other team's ball would get lost in the bushes, I'd pretend to go help them. If I saw the ball, I'd push it further in the bush/hide it with leaves, and pick it up later. Then I'd go home and alter the ball (remove or burn the cloth covering) so next day our team could play with it, and the other team wouldn't even know! In my defense, I did it for the team.

Other than that, I've been anti-stealing.
 
Stole a heart few years back!

Now she along with my daughter are snoring next to me :msd
 
Iv stolen a whole dukaan of things but all in good fun and some were even returned back

- Sabzi, fruit from the sabzi wala from our local mohalla..

-Mobile phone , Phone cover, Phone cards, Internet cards, Tennis balls , chocolates , Juices , sweets etc..
 
What did you steal

I was once at my maternal aunt´s place, who lived in Harappa, and stole a toy of her son because I really liked it and felt embarrassed to ask whether she will let me take it home. It was a bull, a very cute one, white in colour, that I stole.

It is now held very dear to all my beloved ones, given it was my first/only theft ever, done in innocence.
 
Stole money from my brother at gunpoint.

Well it was stolen money that was stolen from me.
 
Iv stolen a whole dukaan of things but all in good fun and some were even returned back

- Sabzi, fruit from the sabzi wala from our local mohalla..

-Mobile phone , Phone cover, Phone cards, Internet cards, Tennis balls , chocolates , Juices , sweets etc..

Thats talent right there.
 
Stole a Napkin from the bag of one of my classmate when she went out for her lunch.:asadrauf. I was in 9th grade and have only heard about it in TV ads. So really wanted to check it in real what that thing was
 
Stole the ID card of a classmate after locking him in a hostel closet. Let him out eventually, but never admitted to taking the card. I hated the jerk, so it was justified.

I still have the ID card. A real war trophy, that.
 
mixed in with the wrong crowd at work..


stole shirts, pants, headphones, kitchen utensils, vacuum cleaners. luggages, bed sheets

ooft. it was bad

ive stopped for a while now though
im a changed man
 
Wow, I wasn't aware stealing things was such a trend.
 
mixed in with the wrong crowd at work..


stole shirts, pants, headphones, kitchen utensils, vacuum cleaners. luggages, bed sheets

ooft. it was bad

ive stopped for a while now though
im a changed man
lol wt? who the hell steals bed sheets? :))
and how the hell can you steel a freaking vacuum cleaner without anybody noticing it? :murali
 
I have only stolen fruits and flowers and food.

When I was a kid, I came from a bad locality (full of buffaloes and pigs), and there were officers' bungalows separated by a road. Sometimes we used to break in through the fences, early in the morning, and steal the mangoes, plums and berries. One day our group broke in the bungalow of a school friend. I was worried about my reputation if his servant caught me, so I crouched near the hole in the fence ready to escape. Others climbed on trees to pluck fruits and some broke the flower pots for fun. That day, when I boarded the school bus, that guy informed me that thieves had entered his bungalow, his mom was scared, and his dad had informed the police.

There was a fair held at our school, for the unprivileged. Poor kids from the area were invited to play games (like tail the donkey, throw a ring), and they were given goodies for free. We were supposed to conduct the games, and we were given the gifts to distribute among the poor kids (these christian missionaries wanted to teach us the joy of giving). But we decided to share them among ourselves, after given the poor kids a pack of biscuit each. That day I went home with my bag full of expensive food (which I claimed to have won as prize).

But as a matter of principle, I never stole money, and always returned any unattended money I found.
 
Stole the ID card of a classmate after locking him in a hostel closet. Let him out eventually, but never admitted to taking the card. I hated the jerk, so it was justified.

I still have the ID card. A real war trophy, that.
Did you misuse the card as well [emoji56]
 
Hmm

Does someone’s heart count?

As for material stuff... this was only six months ago and it still bothers me that once I went to a stationary shop to buy pens and he opened a packet of 40 pens and I bought like 10. I bought bunch of other stuff too and on the way back accidentally put the rest of the pens from the opened bag in my backpack as well. As soon as I got home and opened the backpack I realised that and put it on my table that I’ll return it whenever I’m close by that shop. But still haven’t and I’m not even the country these days :facepalm:
 
I used to steal pen, pencils from a girl I had a crush on.... Probably she knew but didn't mind.

Stole lunch boxes too. It came to the point that the girl told her mother. She knew my father and that he was a single parent. She didn't mention it to anyone but send the girl with two lunch boxes from the next day onwards till I left school. (There wasn't a restaurant nearby nor school canteen so even if I had picket money, there wasn't a place to eat).

Mothers are very caring. I do miss that part.
 
I used to steal pen, pencils from a girl I had a crush on.... Probably she knew but didn't mind.

Stole lunch boxes too. It came to the point that the girl told her mother. She knew my father and that he was a single parent. She didn't mention it to anyone but send the girl with two lunch boxes from the next day onwards till I left school. (There wasn't a restaurant nearby nor school canteen so even if I had picket money, there wasn't a place to eat).

Mothers are very caring. I do miss that part.

Thats really interesting one.
 
As a kid I found out that 10 paisa coins worked in nearby arcade machine, so I took hundreds of them from my grandfather's collection and basically played for free all the time. But then the shop guy noticed this and set a trap to catch the thief red handed. Got caught, and I wasn't allowed to enter there again. :sree
 
I stole while I was quite young
- Money from Mum's purse
- Suntop stickers from shops
- Dices and Game pawns
 
Stole a girl's hair clip cause I had a crush on her. She found out and thought that was creepy.

Minor scams involving points at gas stations.

Lots of Cricketballs after practice :narine .
 
a Heart. Even without looking I'm sure someone has used this joke already.

I stole this one girl's Pokemon cards in 3rd grade. What a dilemma it was because I had a crush on her but that Charizard looked fine as hell too.

That's when I knew if it came to choosing between power/fame or love, I'd choose the former.

I gave it back though, so all good.
 
Change for the cheap 2 rs samosa from the "gulab jamun" type containers. Did a lot of bad to my body but man,so tasty!
 
Never stolen anything. Or broken any major laws. I've always believed that unless one wants to become a criminal mastermind, one doesn't really need to steal or break laws.

Unless you aim to be a proper godfather and are willing to walk the line until the end, small mischief is literally kinda useless.
 
Sometimes I used to stay back a little late after school and just go around empty classrooms looking for stuff children lost or forgot in class. Amazing how much stuff children leave behind.
 
I once stole a chocolate bar, I think it was a kitkat, from some local shop, I was just a kid, I snuck it up my sleeve then bragged to my parents. They made me take it back though :). I also stole a calculator from my school, I asked to borrow it in an exam and never gave it back
 
Once stole a nerf gun bullet from this kid who lived on my street, but then the next day I felt bad so I threw it back onto his lawn and ran home:))
 
I remember as a kid stealing a bottle of shampoo from the super market with my friend just for fun and later on we sold it to another shop. We were damn lucky not to get caught and it was silly really to take such a risk over a silly shampoo bottle.
 
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