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suhaib said:studying at uni and running a side business,
And you also run the official Brian Lara worship club!hasan316 said:I run a Moving company.
hasbeen said:currently iv done 4yrs at medical school in birmingham. however i took a year out and im thinking about quitting altogether. i did it for my parents and i cant stand medicine to an extent i think about how much i hate it 24 7. im thinking very hard about what step to take next. ie do the one year or quit etc..
what advice would you guys give??
Easa said:And you also run the official Brian Lara worship club!![]()
filosofee said:Concerned with the cognitive aspect to robot building (mind, intelligence, consciousness and all that)
Easa said:I want to go to MIT and become an aerospace engineer. Yes, I know, I have lofty goals and expectations which I expect to meet. Wish me luck.![]()
alybaba said:As of yesterday, a VP for a boutique investment bank that focuses on private structured asset finance in the aviation sector.
Playa said:Good luck.
I too have lofty goals, but that's just me, I'm planning to become an software architect.
Saqlain_doosra said:Same here man. Are yuou in birmingham uni ?
FAQ said:No teachers out here but several "ustaads" are here![]()
Why dont you finish Med School and look for a career with PCB, who knows may become Chair of PCB.hasbeen said:currently iv done 4yrs at medical school in birmingham. however i took a year out and im thinking about quitting altogether. i did it for my parents and i cant stand medicine to an extent i think about how much i hate it 24 7. im thinking very hard about what step to take next. ie do the one year or quit etc..
what advice would you guys give??
hellopak said:I am like DNA but about 20-30 years younger than him, working in management but still do some cancer research. Believe my organization is totally clean (as far as i know) from corruption practices unlike PCB.
IT Designations...
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.
Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't Need a man or woman;They'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.And lastly...... ......... ..
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.
Kinds of women, according to the computer terminology:
INTERNET woman: Woman of difficult access.
SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER woman: She is not worth anything, but at least she is fun!
RAM woman: She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
USER woman: She messes up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs.
CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
How to Please Your I.T. Department
01. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.
02. Don't write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here.
03. When an I.T. person says he's coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won't be there when we need your password. It's nothing for us to remember 700 screen saver passwords.
04. When you call the help desk, state what you want, not what's keeping you from getting it. We don't need to know that you can't get into your mail because your computer won't power on at all.
05. When I.T. support sends you an E-Mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're just testing.
06. When an I.T. person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts right out. We exist only to serve.
07. Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.
08. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it.
09. When something's wrong with your home PC, dump it on an I.T. person's chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle.
10. When an I.T. person tells you that computer screens don't have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument.
11. When an I.T. person tells you that he'll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: "And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?" That motivates us.
12. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.
13. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.
14. Don't learn the proper term for anything technical. We know exactly what you mean by "My thingy blew up".
15. Don't use on-line help. On-line help is for wimps.
Straight Bat said:hasbeen you should look for a career change and go into the paper round business. i did it for one summer a couple of years back and it was the proudesnt moment of my life.
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hellopak said:Why dont you finish Med School and look for a career with PCB, who knows may become Chair of PCB.
debt problems?Rickz said:I've Slightly changed my choice of profession, I'm studying to become an economist.
hasbeen said:currently iv done 4yrs at medical school in birmingham. however i took a year out and im thinking about quitting altogether. i did it for my parents and i cant stand medicine to an extent i think about how much i hate it 24 7. im thinking very hard about what step to take next. ie do the one year or quit etc..
what advice would you guys give??
pakistanbest said:BRV I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 4 YEARS. WHEN I STARTED I FOUND IT GREAT BUT NOW I FIND IT EMBARASSING ANYWAY I GET 150 A MONTH WITH COLLEGE PAYING ME £30 A WEEK AND £30 A MONTH FROM PAPERS NOT BAD FOR A SIXTEEN YR OLD.
I AM A STUDENT LEARNING ACCOUTANCY BORNG BUT HAVE TO PLZ PARENT SI AM ALSO IN BOXING PROFESSION AND HOPE TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL BOXER REMEMBER THE NAME MOHAMMED AJMAL
aashiqmizaaj said:I do Ishq for a living.
aashiqmizaaj said:I do Ishq for a living.
moumotta said:Is that the new name for an old profession![]()
headache = ishq
ps. Lots of students on this forum?? makes sense tho
aashiqmizaaj said:If I was doing the old prpfession I would have said so. When people here aren't shying away from admitting they are students, accountants, IT professionals then what's the harm in admitting that?
moumotta said:Just kidding yaar.![]()
hasbeen said:thats the thing. iv wasted 4 yrs. my parents know i dont wana do it but its all about family pride. when i wanted to tke a gap yr, this is what my dad said to me:
" puter dont think after a year you can say abba iv got no heart left in medicine". so from that comment he knows i hate it.
im just thinking what to do next. if i do quit then i probably do another course, business related. the worst part is all the family members ie uncles etc.. call me dr saab![]()
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observer1 said:World_peace why do you say that ?? :S
I am thinking of Changing Courses... From Pharmacy to Civil Engineering...
Why do you not like it ?
observer1 said:World_peace why do you say that ?? :S
I am thinking of Changing Courses... From Pharmacy to Civil Engineering...
Why do you not like it ?
world_peace said:how many semesters have you completed? and why such a change...from pharmacy to engineering?! totally different fields!
That is interesting. Where is this place and do you work at the ticket checking aisle? You can be popular hererubel_18 said:I am a student doin the course BSc Computer Games in University of Westminster, I also wrk part time in a Cineworld cinema