Was lucky enough to find a guy named Jack handy and mind you, that's his real name, while going through the history of comedians around the world.
He had some quite absurd (dark?) one-liners to his name, the signature one amused me the most. Others are good too such as,
“In the jungle you come to realize that death is a part of life. The bat eats the moth. Then the giant moth sucks the life out of the bat. Then the monkey eats the giant moth, pulling the wings off first, because he doesn’t like that part. Then the monkey gets a parasite from the moth that slowly eats his brain. It’s all part of the beautiful circle of life.”
“To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.”