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Hermoine Green

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Story behind my signature, well it is damn obvious.

Credits to a poster (whom name just slipped my mind) posted this siggi in Afridi's thread and i made it my siggi.
 
I’m a huge fan of Otto von Bismarck.

Either it was this quote or the one about laws and sausages. But since I did not want to ruin anyone’s appetite, I chose the one you currently see.
 
Self explanatory. They have ruined my country. The redacted part doesn't take much imagination to figure out. The un-self censored version would probably earn a life ban. Stole it from a friend around the time that crook of a general was giving public money to hamaray apnay log. That circus was pretty close to where I live and I was irate to put it mildly.
 
Inspired by a youtube video which showed the vision of a country rising and shining by the year 2050. Tears rolled down my cheeks as I watched the projected scenes unfold.
 
Was lucky enough to find a guy named Jack handy and mind you, that's his real name, while going through the history of comedians around the world.

He had some quite absurd (dark?) one-liners to his name, the signature one amused me the most. Others are good too such as,

“In the jungle you come to realize that death is a part of life. The bat eats the moth. Then the giant moth sucks the life out of the bat. Then the monkey eats the giant moth, pulling the wings off first, because he doesn’t like that part. Then the monkey gets a parasite from the moth that slowly eats his brain. It’s all part of the beautiful circle of life.”

“To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kind of scary. I’ve wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.”
 
Appreciating what India has achieved, went through lots of heart breaks in 90's and these guys have put India on different level, each contributed enough to have an impact on oppositions. Latest additions are Yuvi and MSD, after 2011 WC. I could add few from current generation but waiting for their career to get near, but I can't fit everyone, so will stick to my childhood heroes.
 
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