Your favourite one liners from Movies and TV shows

[Desi_Joker]

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!"

 

[Faisalabad]

Kuch nahin badla..keh diya na kuch nahin badla. Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham..

 

[jeetu]

Movie with best one liners - Evil Dead 3 :Army Of Darkness
Or just anything with Bruce Campbell - Hail to the King Baby.
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[nish_mate]

"Yeh Dhai (2.5) kilo ka haath jab padta hai naa, to Insaan Uthtaa naahi, Uthh jaata hai "

Sunny Deol in Damini....

"Yeh haath mujhe dede Thakur"- Sholey

"Jo Dar gaya so mar gaya"-Sholey

"Kanoon ke haath bahut laambe hote hain"- Various movies

"Ise liquid oxygen me daal do-liquid ise jeene nahin dega aur oxygen ise marne nahin dega."-Ajit

"Haraamzaade, main tera khoon pee jaaungaa!!"- various movies

"Hum Angrezon ke Zamane ke jailer hain"- Asrani in Sholey

"Main aaj bhi pheke hue paise nahi uthaata..."- Amitabh in some movie

 

[Namak_Halaal]

"Haraamzaade, main tera khoon pee jaaungaa!!"- various movies

Gold!

 

[in_cutter]

"bhees saal pehle........" - various Bollywood revenge movies.

 

[Statsman]

Mujhe bhagwan ke liye cho-od do...

Main tumhei sach batane hi waala tha...

 

[Zaz]

Is ke hath pair thor do!

 

[nish_mate]

Not exactly from movies, but from a sitcom Fools & Horses

"This time next year, we will be millionaires Rodney!"

"Lovely Jubley"

 

[nish_mate]

Ajit in a hindi movie

"Mujhe life main do cheezein pasand hai, Mona aur Mona ke saath Sona"

Classic....

 

[Saqs]

If you were in Hong Kong, you'd be dead.

 

[12cavalry]

I'm having an old friend for dinner
- The Silence of the Lambs

 

[Cricfan4eva]

You talkin to me? - Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver

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[Robert]

"Mis-ter And-er-son, that's the sound of inevitability."

 

[GOAT]

"Mis-ter And-er-son, that's the sound of inevitability."

How everyone before Robert missed The Matrix, I don't know. Also:

With great power comes great responsibility

 

[saeedhk]

Jo Kannon toray ga, mein uski hadiyaan tora ga.-Singham

 

[saeedhk]

Ristay mein Toh Hum Tumhare Baap Lag Tay Hai-Amitabh

 

[saeedhk]

Maula Nou Maula Na Maray Tay Maula kaday Nai Marda-Lollywood


Pure classic

 

[Zaz]

mard ko dard nahin hota!

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

Main yeh race tumhare liye har gaya. Tumhi ne kaha than na kay mere dad ke saamne ye iky, ricky, micky sab fail ho jaate hai, isi liye main yeh race haar gaya. Kabhi kabhi kuch jitney ke liye kucch haarna padta hai aur haar kar jitney waale ko Baazigar kehte hain...

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

Kehte hain kay agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.

 

[BoomBoomAli]

Tv show.. The wire.

If youre coming at the king you best not miss.

 

[Saqs]

Tv show.. The wire.

If youre coming at the king you best not miss.

Brilliant. And "Omar don't scare".

 

[Looney]

yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti

 

[AZ]

I'm afraid I might be called a spammer if I got started in this thread. :teja

 

[S_K]

Mujhe junglee billiyaan bohut pasand hain

 

[chaiwala]

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

-The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

 

[dell79]

do i f***ing amuse you?- GoodFellas

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair - Anchorman

 

[Bhaijaan]

Run Forrest, Run !

 

[W63L35]

Maaan main pass ho gaya.
(at least 40-45 year old hero with books in his hand, coming home).

 

[Ayaz1983]

Balian of Ibelin: What is Jerusalem worth?
Salahudin: Nothing.
Salahudin: Everything!
#Kingdom of Heaven

 

[Bhaijaan]

I'm afraid I might be called a spammer if I got started in this thread. :teja

Bring it on Mahraaj, this thread wont be complete without your contribution

 

[Bhaijaan]

Welcome to Jurrasic Park

 

[Cricketismylife]

"Every time i think i am out, they pull me back in". Godfather III.

same one - from sopranos!!

 

[Cricketismylife]

Kehte hain kay agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.

shahrukh fan alert!

 

[hokie]

"Here's looking at you, kid" -Casablanca

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" -Wizard of Oz

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." -Dirty Dancing

"Show me the money!" Jerry Maguire

 

[Bhaijaan]

Not my daughter , you biatch !

And Bellatrix is killed

 

[sada90]

har dukh aane wale sukh ki chithi hoti hai dev babu aur har nuksan hone wale fayde ka nishana (Devdas)

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

shahrukh fan alert!

Rahul, naam tu suna hi hoga

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

Gawaahoon key bayaanat aur sabooton ko madde nazar rakhtey huay, yeh adalat
taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , mujrim ko sazaa e maut deti hai!!!!

 

[iHammad]

Hum tumme itnay ched karenge, kai confuje ho jaoge, kay saans kahan se lain...aur paadain kahan sai ) - Dabangg

 

[smoothcriminal]

"One day you will look at the world us actor created and say 'Wow Good going FAG"- Arec Bardwin Team America

 

[dps2009]

Hum tumme itnay ched karenge, kai confuje ho jaoge, kay saans kahan se lain...aur paadain kahan sai ) - Dabangg

) only salman could have pulled that off

 

[Zaz]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? - dirty harry

 

[sazz]

"Mujhpar ek ehsaan karna ki mujhpar koi ehsaan mat karna! "

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

shahrukh fan alert!

Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur agar dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye ... To apni aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo ... Phir dekhna tum har manzil paa sakoge, Har mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi ..... Sirf tumhari..

 

[sazz]

"Bade bade shehron mein choti choti baate hoti rehti hai"

 

[Gold Leaf]

Nawaan aaya ae sohneya - Mustafa Qureshi, Maula Jatt

 

[Gold Leaf]

Oye je ay naee manda te aedi bhen nu chak lo - Ilyas Kashmiri in nearly every movie.

 

[James]

"Luke, I am your father"

Possibly the most commonly misquoted line in cinema! It's just 'No, I am your father'. Sorry to be a snivelling movie forum-esque little rodent but I couldn't resist this time...

'Come with me if you want to live'

'Here's Johnny!'

'We're gonna need a bigger boat'

'Say hello to my little friend!'

'I love the smell of napalm in the morning'

 

[Namak_Halaal]

"If you wanna shoot, shoot, don't talk"

 

[abc_to_xyz]

Nothing can beat "This is Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

 

[Bhaijaan]

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

 

[Ryw]

Doodh mango gay to kheer dain..............................

Kashmir mango gay to cheer dain gay......................

:sunil Shitty

 

[DHONI183]

"Navvaa ayaa vey soneyaa" - Maula Jatt.

 

[Zaz]

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse - godfather

Go ahead, make my day - sudden impact

May the Force be with you - star wars

Say 'hello' to my little friend - scarface

Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" - planet of the apes

 

[Robert]

"No bucks? No Buck Rogers."

 

[mithun_minhas]

Bhagwan ke lea mujhe chor do!!! (Shakti Kapoor after the heroine shouting Aaaawwwooooooooooo!!!)

Kutte, Kameene- Mein Tera Khoon Pee Jaoonga Kutte!! (Dharmendra)

Khamosh!!!! (Shatrughan Sinha)

Ladki Achi Khandaan ki hain!! (during arrnaged marriage scenes)

Yeh Haath Mujhe Dede Thakur!!! (Amjad Khan)

 

[pakistanigoneaussie]

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simple and to the point

 

[JellyBro]

say hello to my little friend! - Al-Pacino Scarface
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse - Don Corleone - God Father


Also, Samuel Jackson's famous pulp fiction quote ...I won't put it on here as i know the language nazis wouldn't like it

 

[pakistanigoneaussie]

say hello to my little friend! - Al-Pacino

Also, Samuel Jackson's famous pulp fiction quote ...I won't put it on here as i know the language nazis wouldn't like it

Do They Speak English in WHAT!!!!!

 

[Bhaijaan]

Alvinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Theo_14]

The Joker and I do mean... THE joker from Dark Night...

*Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment! I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?

"You can take our lives, but you'll never take our freedom" - Braveheart.

It’s Alive! It’s Alive!”, Dr. Henry Frankenstein.

“Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” - The Godfather!

Say hello to my little friend”, Tony Montana - Scarface.

 

[AZ]

"I am NOT thooose men...I am Salahuddin....SALAHUDDIN!"

What does Jerusalem mean?

"Nothing...........................EVERYTHING."

 

[dps2009]

ek baar maine commitment kar li to phir apni bhi nahin sunta- some salman flick

 

[munda_khi]

Somebody stop me - Mask

My precious - Lord of the Rings

Wanna play a game - Saw

Love means never having to say you're sorry - Love Story

 

[pakistanalltheway]

"I am NOT thooose men...I am Salahuddin....SALAHUDDIN!"

One of m favourites of all time

 

[Liberty]

 

[velu]

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? - Pulp Fiction

How about a magic trick? . I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. - Dark Knight

 

[Looney]

I'm afraid I might be called a spammer if I got started in this thread. :teja

yeh teja teja kia hai yeh teja teja kia hai

 

[Robert]

Do They Speak English in WHAT!!!!!

Pul[ Fiction deserves a thread to itself.

"Who put me on mutha******* brain detail?"

 

[10sion]

Tesion ley ney ka nehi .. dey ney ka !

 

[Atif]

"ab tera kya hoga kalayah" from movie Sholay

"say hello to my little friend" from movie Scarface

 

[10sion]

Yea Kabira speaking mastttt naaam hai -- Hera Pheri !

 

[octavian]

"behind this mask is an idea. and ideas are bulletproof" ...v for vendetta

 

[pakcricketfan]

"To infinity and beyooooondd..." - Toy Story

And I'm surprised no one's mentioned "Mogambo khush hua"

aray , sharma gai pagli :kami

"bhees saal pehle........" - various Bollywood revenge movies.

dhichkiyaaoN ......

Tumhe chaaroN taraf se police ne ghair liya hai . Chup Chaap apne aap ko qanoon ke hawale kar do .

) )
Loved the dhichkiyaaoN )

Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur agar dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye ... To apni aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo ... Phir dekhna tum har manzil paa sakoge, Har mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi ..... Sirf tumhari..

The thread title says "one-liners", not paragraphs

 

[DeadlyVenom]

Its Friday...you aint got no job and you aint got sh!t to do.

 

[pakcricketfan]

"The way a man treats his car is how he treats himself." - The Transporter

"Which would be worse - to live as a monster or to die as a good man?" - Shutter Island

"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest - honestly." - Pirates of the Caribbean

"It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning." - The Fast and the Furious

"You know, I like you. But I still gotta kill you!" - 2 Fast 2 Furious

"Peace was never an option" - X Men First Class

 

[90MPH]

Ripley: "You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them ****ing each other over for a goddamn percentage". -Aliens

 

[pakcricketfan]

"Meray paas MAA hai!"

"Mainay aap ka namak khaaya hai Sarkar"

"Ruko! Qanoon ko apnay haath mein mat lo"

"Tumhari maa aur behen meray qabzay mein hain."

"Picture abhi baaqi hai meray dost."

"Keh diya na. Bus keh diya"

"Yeh ddhai kilo ka haath jab kisi pe padta hai toh admi utthta nahi, utthh jata hai." )

And the best one:

"Aap k paaun dekhe, bahut haseen hain. Inhay zameen par mat utaariyega, mailay ho jayenge."