Your favourite one liners from Movies and TV shows

Never took you for a bollywood fan.
Lost tremendous amount of respect.

Have probably watched two Bollywood movies in the last five years.

“Gangs of Wasseypur” and “Tiger Zinda Hai” (family was watching it on Eid).

BUT from the ages of 5 to 12, I probably watched every Bollywood movie that came out including several classics from the 90’s and 80’s.
 
And Amrish Puri’s “Black Dog” whiskey dialogue is classic.

Absolute classic. [MENTION=130700]TM Riddle[/MENTION]
 
He was an English Professor also.

Such a majestic voice and THE villain of Indian cinema.

Pran is a close second.

Add Om Puri and Naseeruddin Shah to the list as well.
What's with these Puris and amazing voice?
 
Yeah.

I mean Indians have always had these incredible voices.

Lata, Rafi, Amitabh, Sunny, etc.

Sultan Rahi. He could also hear the voices of the female family members (mother, sister etc) from across oceans and be there in a jiffy on a horse (Remember when he heard his mother calling him when he was all the way in London and rode his way back home), "Tune mainu behn da duppata churaaya ai" seemed to be a popular reason too.

Legend did also die trying to stop a robbery I think and has the record for most movies in a calendar year.
 
Sultan Rahi. He could also hear the voices of the female family members (mother, sister etc) from across oceans and be there in a jiffy on a horse (Remember when he heard his mother calling him when he was all the way in London and rode his way back home), "Tune mainu behn da duppata churaaya ai" seemed to be a popular reason too.

Legend did also die trying to stop a robbery I think and has the record for most movies in a calendar year.
He is a legend in Punjab where I’m from.

Met someone who had the chance to see and talk to him in person in 1978.

Don’t know about the robbery part but he was shot on GT Road.
 
From Sarkar Raj:

“Mujhe dar lagne laga hai”.

“Kis bhat par sab?”

“Issi bhat par ke mujhe dar nahe lagtha”.

From Sholay:

“Tere naam kia he, Basanti?”

“Jab tak there per chalenge, is ke sanse chalege. Jab tere per ruke ge, ye banduk chale ge”.

Was it a south Indian sholay?
 
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing."

One of the rare instances where I agree with Dwight.

Haha The Office truly has some of the funniest quotes IMO

Michael Scott: I am not superstitious but I am a little stitious

Michael Scott: Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then... Then suddenly she's not your ho no mo'!
 
From the all-time superhit 'Gunda': :hasan


"Mera naam hai Bulla, aur may rakhta hu khulla."

"Mera naam hai Ebu Hatayla, maa meri churail ki beti, aur baap shaitan ka chela. Khae ga kayla (banana)?"
 
Humse ladne ki himmat toh jutta loge ... par kaminapan kahan se laoge? - jagheera

Mere mann ko bhaya main kutta kaat ke khaya- jagheera

Azghar naam hai mera main dasta nahi nigal jata hun
 
From the all-time superhit 'Gunda': :hasan


"Mera naam hai Bulla, aur may rakhta hu khulla."

"Mera naam hai Ebu Hatayla, maa meri churail ki beti, aur baap shaitan ka chela. Khae ga kayla (banana)?"

Last Eid, my brother-in-law watched the entire movie and he said it’s literally just rhymes in the dialogue. :)
 
From the all-time superhit 'Gunda': :hasan


"Mera naam hai Bulla, aur may rakhta hu khulla."

"Mera naam hai Ebu Hatayla, maa meri churail ki beti, aur baap shaitan ka chela. Khae ga kayla (banana)?"

Mera Naam hai Pote, Jo apne baap ke bhi nahi hote
:))) :))) :))) :)))
[MENTION=143937]ManFan[/MENTION] we were marveling about ingenuity of Sopranos' writers the other day. Now beat that :))
 
Mera Naam hai Pote, Jo apne baap ke bhi nahi hote
:))) :))) :))) :)))

[MENTION=143937]ManFan[/MENTION] we were marveling about ingenuity of Sopranos' writers the other day. Now beat that :))

You can’t.

Who else could make an entire movie like that with a decent plot AND establish characters?

No one.
 
if you are nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it: Spiderman homecoming

Jarvis, sometimes we have to run before we start walking: Ironman 1

with great power comes greater responsibility: Spiderman 1

Dr. Emmett Brown: No! It can't be; I just sent you back to the future!

Marty McFly: No, I know; you *did* send me back to the future. But I'm back - I'm back *from* the future.

Dr. Emmett Brown: Great Scott!

tum log parivaar kay saath chain say jiyo isiliye hum border per roz martay hain: Holiday
 
Badooq say nikla faulad aur pait say nikli aulad kabhi wapis nahi jatay : One Two Three :-D that was epic
 
Quill asks "Where is Gamora?" Stark responds, "I'll do you one better: Who is Gamora?" Drax interjects and says, "I'll do you one better: Why is Gamora?"
 
Chaman Jheenga: Ajj Machli ka kiya bhaoo hai

Shaam to raju : kisi chaman jheenga ka phone hai!

Babu Raoo: Raaaakkkhhh Raaakh teri maa ki Raakh aik to yahan jaan jari hai aur tujhay machli ki sooji hai :-D
 
"See, you are what you are in this world, thats either one of two things, either you are somebody or you are nobody".

"Loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room"
 
“When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds left to conquer”.

“Most virtue is a demand for greater seduction”.

“Whatever is done from love, occurs beyond good and evil”.
 
Not one line... but definitely one of my favourite scenes in cinema



Harvey Spector with some good flying.



Best quote:


"Jesus Christ... second missile in the air"
 
Bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from the ships cause they knew death was better than bondage
 
I have been at the mercy of men just following orders, never again.
 
I should've known way back when. You know why David? Because of the kids! They called me Mr. Glass.
 
' Tuje Dekha Toh Ye Jana Sanam ' :yk :ashwin
[MENTION=130700]TM Riddle[/MENTION]
 
I'd hold you up to say to your mother, "this kid's gonna be the best kid in the world. This kid's gonna be somebody better than anybody I ever knew." And you grew up good and wonderful. It was great just watching you, every day was like a privilige. Then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world, and you did. But somewhere along the line, you changed. You stopped being you. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life.
[MENTION=142288]TQ89[/MENTION] [MENTION=43583]KingKhanWC[/MENTION]
 
“Hey, Ray, I never went down, man! You never got me down, Ray! You hear me, you never got me down.”
[MENTION=142288]TQ89[/MENTION]
 
“Who’s an animal? Your mother’s an animal, ya SOB,” LaMotta yells out his apartment window at a neighbor while he’s arguing with his first wife.

This quote followed an incredible scene revolving around a big argument due to a steak :))) [MENTION=53290]Markhor[/MENTION]
 
“Who’s an animal? Your mother’s an animal, ya SOB,” LaMotta yells out his apartment window at a neighbor while he’s arguing with his first wife.

This quote followed an incredible scene revolving around a big argument due to a steak :))) [MENTION=53290]Markhor[/MENTION]

Terrific film.
 
I'd hold you up to say to your mother, "this kid's gonna be the best kid in the world. This kid's gonna be somebody better than anybody I ever knew." And you grew up good and wonderful. It was great just watching you, every day was like a privilige. Then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world, and you did. But somewhere along the line, you changed. You stopped being you. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life.

[MENTION=142288]TQ89[/MENTION] [MENTION=43583]KingKhanWC[/MENTION]

Ufff what a film yar. Rocky & Rambo have been such an important part of my childhood.
 
“Hey, Ray, I never went down, man! You never got me down, Ray! You hear me, you never got me down.”

[MENTION=142288]TQ89[/MENTION]

"He is a pretty kid.I don't know whether to fight him or **** him"

"What am i going to hit you with? A table?" The movie had so many funny one-liners
 
Another awesome one liner from maqbool by Om puri "Shakti ka santolan bohat zaruri he sansaar me. Aag k liye pani ka dar bane rehna chahiye"
 
This dialogue from "jodha akbar " villain was amazing

#paani aur tamannaaon kee taaseer ek hai ,Aage baDhte jaanaa.
Ab hame mukammal hindustaan chaahiye"#
 
" Kuch nahi hona Punjab da. Zameen banjar te aulaad khanjar" – Udta Punjab
 
I'd hold you up to say to your mother, "this kid's gonna be the best kid in the world. This kid's gonna be somebody better than anybody I ever knew." And you grew up good and wonderful. It was great just watching you, every day was like a privilige. Then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world, and you did. But somewhere along the line, you changed. You stopped being you. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you're no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life.

[MENTION=142288]TQ89[/MENTION] [MENTION=43583]KingKhanWC[/MENTION]

Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaan :)

Can anyone guess which movies these lines are from?


"If you shoot just shoot, dont talk"

"You have offended my family, and you have offended a Shaolin temple."

"Your move creep"
 
Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaan :)

Can anyone guess which movies these lines are from?


"If you shoot just shoot, dont talk"

"You have offended my family, and you have offended a Shaolin temple."

"Your move creep"

The good, the bad & ugly.

The other seem familiar but i cant recall the movies. I think the your move creep is also from some Clint eastwood movie.
 
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