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Australia (511 & 69/2) defeat England (334 & 241) by 8 wickets in the second Ashes Test to go 2-0 up in the 5-match series

Yes but they can avoid the need for Lyon if they can get to 450 ish
No sure about 450 but Australia is likely to level the first innings score . Pitch is completely flat at this moment.

When root scored a century in australia means pitch is road.

:klopp :kp
 
England vs India was basically a contest of who can bowl worse :vk2 .

Australia on the other hand has produced better bowlers and better batters then any team in history.

Don Bradman = no 1
Glenn Mcgrath = no 1
Gilly = No 1 wicketkeeper batsmen

Muah muah jaga jaga
 
According to @Devadwal pitch is deteriorating even though Archer went superman mode, and weatherland is batting like hes don Bradman 🤡.

But no no, pitch is garbage and lets declare at 264/9 🤡🤡.

Amazing knowledge from mr 2003 who's in actuality younger then me :vk2
 
No sure about 450 but Australia is likely to level the first innings score . Pitch is completely flat at this moment.

When root scored a century in australia means pitch is road.

:klopp :kp
Check the recent Shield pink ball game at the Gabba. Similar scores to this one.
 
74 runs in 12 overs on a deteriorated pitch 🤡
That why decleration was important because they could have got 3/4 wicket under light before EOD.

But what you can expect from a wannabe fans who don't know anything about cricket, you should stick to your Pakistan team.

As I type head gone even after a dropped catches earlier.

:klopp :kp
 
England vs India was basically a contest of who can bowl worse :vk2 .

Australia on the other hand has produced better bowlers and better batters then any team in history.

Don Bradman = no 1
Glenn Mcgrath = no 1
Gilly = No 1 wicketkeeper batsmen

Muah muah jaga jaga
This Ashes is contest between two garbage team , but eventually one has to Win.

Full of Tullebaaz players from both sides.

:klopp :kp
 
What happened to next generation talent aka Fraud Sam Konstas ? Some wannabe hype that tullebaaz too much but can't seem him after westindies series.

:klopp :kp
 
That why decleration was important because they could have got 3/4 wicket under light before EOD.

But what you can expect from a wannabe fans who don't know anything about cricket, you should stick to your Pakistan team.

As I type head gone even after a dropped catches earlier.

:klopp :kp
Declaration was important at 264 🤡. Lesser score = important Declaration 🤡.
 
Yeah, Aus declared and lost 🤡. Man is showing me a losing declaration 🤦🏻.

Genuinely your stupidity is at an all time peak.
Australia would have lost even they didn't declared that was not the point.

Point is when you lost 9 Wickets and 10 over left better to declared instead for extra 10-15 runs ( which is normally last pair adds) ,but getting 2/3 wicket of apposition team under tricky conditions is more important.

But as I said earlier whom I'm expecting a sanity who don't know anything about cricket 🤡🤡

:klopp :kp
 
Australia would have lost even they didn't declared that was not the point.

Point is when you lost 9 Wickets and 10 over left better to declared instead for extra 10-15 runs ( which is normally last pair adds) ,but getting 2/3 wicket of apposition team under tricky conditions is more important.

But as I said earlier whom I'm expecting a sanity who don't know anything about cricket 🤡🤡

:klopp :kp
Yes, they got 2/3 tricky wickets alright 🤡. Why declare at 264, they shpuld declare at 10 runs to make you happy 🤡
 
4 overs 28 runs 🤡. Amazing bowler mate
Mate se yad aya why you don't open your alternative account these days?

Anyway Stoke will take some wickets, wait .

Doggett 15 over 80 runs , 1 Wickets.

Stokes will get more wickets than Doggett, naseer, Boland etc

:klopp :kp
 
Australia trying to score fast before night session. Yesterday England also collapsed in under the lights.

This is why 2/3 Australian wickets was more important. :klopp :kp
 
Mate se yad aya why you don't open your alternative account these days?

Anyway Stoke will take some wickets, wait .

Doggett 15 over 80 runs , 1 Wickets.

Stokes will get more wickets than Doggett, naseer, Boland etc

:klopp :kp
Boland is better then any indian pacer ever.
 
This is another Multan type highway and no wonder Softy Root score a century here against depleted bowling attacks. :klopp :kp
From pitch deteriorating to Multan Highway 🤡.

Amazing cricket knowledge 👌🏻👌🏻. Theirs a reason you're universally praised as the weakest poster in this forumn.

As for me. Lol, I had 50 notifications begging for my return🤣🤣🤣🤣. I'm honestly the goat 👺
 
Hold on !! Anything can happen in post dinner session :klopp :kp
Yes but the next session should be the best to bat on and if Australia bat without losing a wicket, England will be thoroughly deflated.

Then, night session won't matter that much
 
From pitch deteriorating to Multan Highway 🤡.

Amazing cricket knowledge 👌🏻👌🏻. Theirs a reason you're universally praised as the weakest poster in this forumn.

As for me. Lol, I had 50 notifications begging for my return🤣🤣🤣🤣. I'm honestly the goat 👺
Likely in 4th innings. Batting in 1st and 2nd innings is lot easier compared to 4th innings on a road. Learn to read 🤡🤡🤡🤡 :klopp :kp
 
Likely in 4th innings. Batting in 1st and 2nd innings is lot easier compared to 4th innings on a road. Learn to read 🤡🤡🤡🤡 :klopp :kp
Oh, really? 4th innings mein pitch deteriorate hota hai? Kis ko nahi pata 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻.

Now please continue to say more stupid stuff 🤡.
 
Yes but the next session should be the best to bat on and if Australia bat without losing a wicket, England will be thoroughly deflated.

Then, night session won't matter that much
Yes England bowling is looking toothless at this moment. Archer is overhyped :kp
 
According to @Devadwal we should declare on a highway where a no 11 scores 30+ runs and a Multan highway pitch is deteriorating.

But now magically it went from deteriorating now to deteriorating in the 4th innings.

And teams declare early only to lose 🤡🤡🤡🤡.

Goat poster 👍🏻👍🏻
 
Oh, really? 4th innings mein pitch deteriorate hota hai? Kis ko nahi pata 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻.

Now please continue to say more stupid stuff 🤡.
Ha tuje to ni pta hoga 😂😂🤡.

This is pitch Where crack can open so Lyon would have more usefull than grabage hoggett and Neser.

,:kp
 
According to @Devadwal we should declare on a highway where a no 11 scores 30+ runs and a Multan highway pitch is deteriorating.

But now magically it went from deteriorating now to deteriorating in the 4th innings.

And teams declare early only to lose 🤡🤡🤡🤡.

Goat poster 👍🏻👍🏻
That why score is 120/1 instead 20/3 :klopp :kp
 
This is England's last chance to win a Test in Australia against a weakened Australian attack. With Cummins and Hazlewood back, they have no chance of winning any Tests in this Ashes series.

Neither is Temu root going to score any century.

:klopp :kp
 
Archer deserved that, been way better than every other England bowler.

Weatherald looked really solid, positive signs for Australia at the top of the order

:kp
 
Archer deserved that, been way better than every other England bowler.

Weatherald looked really solid, positive signs for Australia at the top of the order

:kp
Aussie analysts were surprised and showed khawaja videos where he was practising hard. He was 98/99 percent fit but wasn't willing to play .they were shocked that how a senior can ditch them in needed times.now he can retire and get 💯 fit.
 
As I said in the 2nd innings of the first test, the opening bowler sets the tone, and Archer has been very lacklustre the last 2 innings. He’s picked for his pace, if he can’t produce it / not fit enough, he shouldn’t be playing. I don’t care how economical he is.

England really missed a trick by excluding Tongue, he prob would have taken some tap, but he could also be handful with the pink ball.
 
As I said in the 2nd innings of the first test, the opening bowler sets the tone, and Archer has been very lacklustre the last 2 innings. He’s picked for his pace, if he can’t produce it / not fit enough, he shouldn’t be playing. I don’t care how economical he is.

England really missed a trick by excluding Tongue, he prob would have taken some tap, but he could also be handful with the pink ball.
Jofra if fit has to be in 11 , Tongue should have played in place of Jacks ... ENG are a bowler short . 175/2 in 34 overs .
Who thinks this pitch might start playing tricks on day 4 ?
 
Have to say - the Aussies have taken England’s soul in these last couple of batting innings. I can’t see a way back. Even Labu and Smith are attacking them.

England’s pride and joy - Bazball, the Aussies have turned the tables and taken England’s pride and soul
 
I saw a comment on Cricinfo regarding Archer's workload. It made me chuckle.

What workload? Jofra barely plays any international cricket. This is his 17th Test only. :inti

There have been many legendary bowlers who have had 20-30 times more workload than him (including Starc, Cummins etc.).

#BrittleJofra
 
Jofra if fit has to be in 11 , Tongue should have played in place of Jacks ... ENG are a bowler short . 175/2 in 34 overs .
Who thinks this pitch might start playing tricks on day 4 ?
Disagree - if 90% of Archer’s deliveries are in the mid 130s, he should not be picked. Hes not there to be a workhorse, he’s in for pace. If he can’t deliver, he should be out
 
Disagree - if 90% of Archer’s deliveries are in the mid 130s, he should not be picked. Hes not there to be a workhorse, he’s in for pace. If he can’t deliver, he should be out
When has Archer ever sustained speeds over an entire season ?

He couldn't do it in his youth and he is definitely not gonna do it now.

England already knew this
 
@Devadwal Mashallah What amazing bowling performance from the goat stokes.

He's bowling so much better then Zimbabwe bowlers. 7 overs and 41 runs.

Im so impressed by your analysis 😴
 
Jofra if fit has to be in 11 , Tongue should have played in place of Jacks ... ENG are a bowler short . 175/2 in 34 overs .
Who thinks this pitch might start playing tricks on day 4 ?
Lol, looks like you graduated from espncrininfo scores to crap analysis 👺
 
Looks like 2-0 is loading.

Anyway, I don't care who win. I just want Root to score big so that he can get closer to Tendulkar. :inti
 
Have to say - the Aussies have taken England’s soul in these last couple of batting innings. I can’t see a way back. Even Labu and Smith are attacking them.

England’s pride and joy - Bazball, the Aussies have turned the tables and taken England’s pride and soul
England have no bowlers thats why. Their bowling is doo doo.

Their entire strategy is to bazzball 500-700 runs and overwhelm the opposition with such totals.

However england batters can't bazzball against good teams even on their own soil.
 
Have to say - the Aussies have taken England’s soul in these last couple of batting innings. I can’t see a way back. Even Labu and Smith are attacking them.

England’s pride and joy - Bazball, the Aussies have turned the tables and taken England’s pride and soul
England have no bowlers thats why. Their bowling is doo doo.

Their entire strategy is to bazzball 500-700 runs and overwhelm the opposition with such totals.

However england batters can't bazzball against good teams even on their own soil.

England haven't won a Test in Australia in 14-15 years.

Last time they won a Test in Australia was in the 2010-2011 Ashes series.

Aussie pitches generally do not suit England in Test.
 
When has Archer ever sustained speeds over an entire season ?

He couldn't do it in his youth and he is definitely not gonna do it now.

England already knew this
I’m not asking for an entire season, I’m asking for a couple of innings. He is too shopworn to play a 5 test series. England should play him in selective games and in those games you bowl full pace. Otherwise don’t play.
 
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