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England have definitely been humiliated here! How were they only able to win the series 2-1?! Thats criminal! England should give up cricket and take up galli danda! Or pittoo maari maybe.
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Tbh, it was too much to ask for any team to beat current England in England in all three formats of the game. Ofcourse, OP was way too dramatic.
However, now that India have lost the ODI series, I expect India to give their best and win the test series. If that happens, this ODI series loss will mean zilch.
India's test record has been very poor in England in this decade and its time to better that by winning a series this time.
And Captain Funtaastic only averages in teens, so who you think is gonna score for them those big centuries: Kohli, Raina, Pujara, Rahul?
In all the excitement, all Indian fans stop thinking about one thing: England is at home, knows how to play especially at home, have a pretty good team, and will not be a roll over and die type of opposition. And Indian bowling is not exactly very high on confidence right about now!

When captain Fantaastic averaged in teen, he was 25 and the opposition bowlers, Anderson and Broad were 31 and 28 respectively. 4 years down the line things have changed.
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Anderson has got better, if you look. I think he averages 19 over the last twelve months.
India fielded their B team in the ODIs however kudos to England because beating even India's B team in this era is an achievment.
Had Rahul, Bumrah, Pant, Shami all played it would have been a clear 3-0 sweep for India.
-Bhaijaan
India fielded their B team in the ODIs however kudos to England because beating even India's B team in this era is an achievment.
Had Rahul, Bumrah, Pant, Shami all played it would have been a clear 3-0 sweep for India.
-Bhaijaan
:India fielded their B team in the ODIs however kudos to England because beating even India's B team in this era is an achievment.
Had Rahul, Bumrah, Pant, Shami all played it would have been a clear 3-0 sweep for India.
-Bhaijaan
Even bumrah is out of first test and most likely to follow BK routeWith BK out of Test series, India's chances have reduced drastically. The one potential threat has been taken away from India.
Bumrah/Ishant/Shami has to be their absolutely at their best for India to even compete.
India fielded their B team in the ODIs however kudos to England because beating even India's B team in this era is an achievment.
Had Rahul, Bumrah, Pant, Shami all played it would have been a clear 3-0 sweep for India.
-Bhaijaan
India fielded their B team in the ODIs however kudos to England because beating even India's B team in this era is an achievment.
Had Rahul, Bumrah, Pant, Shami all played it would have been a clear 3-0 sweep for India.
-Bhaijaan
Not gotten better. He was always a good bowler in certain conditions. That last twelve months includes bashing SA (without AB or Markram), West Indies, and one very good fifer in OZ with the pink ball under lights. Not saying that is bad but i don't think he has improved at all.

So far on this tour India has been ahead of England as they crushed them in T20s while England just crossed the finishing line ahead of India B team.
)Indian batting is the weak point, never thought I will get a chance to say this but current Indian batting line up is just too poor..
Frankly it’s an embarrassment to see such meek batsmen playing for India..
Bowlers too won't bowl out England for a score below 300 everytime. Their confidence and shoulders will go down if we concede a lead in the first innings.
This was a good opportunity to take a lead of around 200 and put England under pressure. But our batsman still think they are playing in Chinnaswamy stadium against Dinda and Unadkat.
The Great Kohli leading from the front.
England being lucky in overcast conditions against rusty batsmen.
But India will still bounce back and come on top of England.
This match is a good contest, will be a tight series I think.
We wil lose both ODIs and Tests series, yet the OP will give excuses that we crushed England in t20 and were competitive in Tests and ODIs.
Fact is no one will care about the T20 win. It will actually be a humiliation from the other end if England wins the Test series even if they win in the last over of the last test match because they already won the ODI series and T20 win anyways means nothing.
You really need to toughen up bro. Be a man, like your Bhaijaan.
First thing first to clarify things firstly, I am not even an Indian cricket fan. So, a win or loss dont mean much for me. I have said it in past as well.
Also, its not me who is playing so no need to toughen up but excuses are unacceptable once you lose the series. I love watching cricket but I dont support or I am not a fan of Indian test cricket. Just trying to take off the rose-tinted glass of some of the fans. Appreciated the batsmen, Kohli though.
A one-man fluke performance has managed to save India from a humiliation that could be remembered for years just like the one that fans remember in 2011 and 2014.
It is to be seen how many flukes can save India from the further humiliations.
We will kill your hate with love.
We are the mighty men of India.
Which team do you support? South Africa?
Did someone miscalculate team strengths?A one-man fluke performance has managed to save India from a humiliation that could be remembered for years just like the one that fans remember in 2011 and 2014.
It is to be seen how many flukes can save India from the further humiliations.
I didn’t think it was a fluke. He has silenced his critics - hanging in there early on, and grinding it out like Dravid. Most excellent.
Without him India were - what? 240 for 18?
I didn’t think it was a fluke. He has silenced his critics - hanging in there early on, and grinding it out like Dravid. Most excellent.
Without him India were - what? 240 for 18?
India can still win the series as the other tests will probably be played under sunny skies on dry outfields.
Conditions always come into play when Indians win eh? England didn't bat well under cloudy skies either.
Fyi: India lost by just 30 runs few hours ago.
It doesn't matter if it was by one run or an innings, a win is a win. India will have a better chance in the later tests because the current England side struggles when the ball doesn't swing.
Current England side isn't doing well when ball swings either. Lost 2 tests against Pakistan at home too.
So inept of England's team is not India's fault. It's still England home pitch. With Mo Ali and Adil Rashid, it can go either way. So, India winning test because of the better condition (only factor) is a poor excuse, not fair to hard work team put in.
It’s strange - one praises India, and yet an Indian thinks one is slating India.
England will only get better as they did against us. If Ind failed to compete at Lords, it will be climbing a cliff afterwards. Ind would need to go with 2 spinners which is their strength. Ind might wanna consider changing Umaish with their best leggie and drop Pandya for a proper bat.


As I said earlier, there is no danger of Indians drawing or winning full series
Today, what was excuse, there was sun out from ball one. Now they cannot handle strokes?? - Chasing 80 runs was not that much for mighty Indians, so called unquestionable no 1![]()
I wouldn’t have believed this before this test.. but they are certainly a very over rated batting team.. someone on cricinfo did their batting stats overseas sans Kohli and it’s much worse than pakistan’s. Kohli is the difference..
Bloated stats playing at home.. I think you take out Kohli and ashwin, and this team looks absurdly ordinary for a test number1.


. I am enjoying see the likes of Dhawan and Pandya being told to "take a rest" by the English bowlers. Only thing I want to see is English bowlers being far more aggressive to Indian batsmen giving them some serious backchat! Have said it many times that India is a one man band in Kohli being asked to do everything. He and his partner probably do the cooking and laundry of their whole useless team as well
England are not a great Test side either but good enough for India. Hope Sehwag and Rishi Kapoor were watching this one! India got owned in the one dayers and first test like their daddy! Congratulations to all like me who love seeing India lose!
The only humiliation I see is India's overrated batting line up being exposed. in foreign conditions. I am enjoying see the likes of Dhawan and Pandya being told to "take a rest" by the English bowlers. Only thing I want to see is English bowlers being far more aggressive to Indian batsmen giving them some serious backchat! Have said it many times that India is a one man band in Kohli being asked to do everything. He and his partner probably do the cooking and laundry of their whole useless team as well
England are not a great Test side either but good enough for India. Hope Sehwag and Rishi Kapoor were watching this one! India got owned in the one dayers and first test like their daddy! Congratulations to all like me who love seeing India lose!
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Loosing by 31 runs is "getting owned"? How old are you?
India with only one batsman firing gave England a huge fright. Imagine what can happen once one or two other players get used to the conditions? It is a long Test series. My bet is still on a draw, or a narrow England win.
Nobody on tbis forum has the guts, the vision the foresight of Bhaijaan eho saw it months ago that India would indeed be in position of thumping test wins. In the very first test had other Indian batsmen bar Kohli not dramatically choked India would have had a great test win to its name.
Butt no worries and dont celebrate too early. 4 tests are stil to go and Inxia is now comfortably the better test team of the two.
Loosing by 31 runs is "getting owned"? How old are you?
India with only one batsman firing gave England a huge fright. Imagine what can happen once one or two other players get used to the conditions? It is a long Test series. My bet is still on a draw, or a narrow England win.
