Interesting Tweets and Instagram posts by cricketers

[WithLoveFromCanada]

hahahaha @ mazhar..i just checked the link.. hahaha

 

[Pk-zindabaad]

http://twitter.com/#!/WahabViki

Wahab Riaz on twitter

is it real??

 

[godzilla]

the fact that majeed thinks theres nothing wrong with him being in the public eye supporting pakistan is so beyond the scope of reason i can only imagine his diseased and rotten insides are as hollow and burned out as the bowels of an englishman visiting bombay for the first time and suffering a three week long bout of chronic violent diarrhoea.

i think theres very few people on this planet i detest and hate more than him, and fewer still i very much hope will suffer the consequences of his actions to the nth degree.

 

[Arsh_afridi]

RanaNaved Rana Naved-ul-Hassan
i have heard thru sorces i will b back for wi series, shukar hai bhai

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RanaNaved Rana Naved-ul-Hassan
april fool guys sorry

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

hahaha rana is class

 

[AZ]

hahahahahha! )

he got me there! what a legend.

 

[Awesome_Username]

Not quite a cricketer, but probably a bigger stakeholder in cricket than most players, this is what Vijay Mallya posted after India won (I have seen this being incorrectly associated with Gavaskar by a couple of posters over the last few days):

The Indian Cricket Team has managed wonderfully and peacefully to do what our Intelligence has failed to do-Keep Pakistan out of Mumbai !
12: 46 PM Mar 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®

 

[sam]

Pathetic is all I can say.

 

[strongman123]

Congrats on the good news @GraemeSmith49. We r looking for an opener here in Dublin - Unfortunately we can't offer you any 50 over cricket!

Trent Johnston tweeted this to Graeme Smith after his engagement to an Irish. Two birds with one stone! ))

 

[Bhaijaan]

Tweet Badshah is back with a bang

ZaltzCricket Andy Zaltzman
NATO pledges to send troops "to prevent further brutality by Shane Watson against Bangladesh's bowlers - it is inhumane and it has to stop".
1 minute ago Favorite Retweet Reply

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[Osman]

Not quite a cricketer, but probably a bigger stakeholder in cricket than most players, this is what Vijay Mallya posted after India won (I have seen this being incorrectly associated with Gavaskar by a couple of posters over the last few days):

and nooone had anything to say to him over that?

 

[hussnainn]

Andy Zaltzman

ZaltzCricket Andy Zaltzman
BCCI announces the purchase of the DNA of Michael Holding and Allan Donald. "We're getting closer to producing a genuine quick bowler."

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[Fireworks11]

http://twitter.com/realshoaibmalik

"I wish I would have played today's match." (Ind v Pak SF)

How we missed him...

 

[AmmarAshraf]

@Eoin16
Eoin Morgan
toughest bowler to face at the moment? Wasim Akram in the KKR nets..he could easily still play!! QUALITY!!


http://twitter.com/#!/Eoin16/status/59265563200983040

 

[saajidrox]

@Eoin16
Eoin Morgan
toughest bowler to face at the moment? Wasim Akram in the KKR nets..he could easily still play!! QUALITY!!


http://twitter.com/#!/Eoin16/status/59265563200983040

Morgan is in kkr and wasim is having a ball . Add him to current team
If gilly can play why not wasim

 

[Fireworks11]

Wasim still has the magic up his sleeve.

 

[Arsh_afridi]

WahabViki Wahab Riaz
got ill as soon as i gt to saint lucia !

.

 

[saajidrox]

Im Single ! the cute baby is my little girl friend , she is my neice

WahabViki

 

[Bhaijaan]

Dale Steyn on Warney-

DaleSteyn62 Dale Steyn
Twits, who thinks @warne888 should still play International Cricket??? I know wat my vote would be!!! #thismancanbowl

 

[Bhaijaan]

Chit chat between Warny and Shilpa )

TheShilpaShetty SHILPA SHETTY
@warne888 the perfect antidote fr my neck would be us winning!
5 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
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Shane Warne
warne888 Shane Warne
@
@TheShilpaShetty thanks Shilpa - how's the sore neck ? Poor you ! New pillow ?
5 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
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SHILPA SHETTY
TheShilpaShetty SHILPA SHETTY
@warne888 looking fwd..GO WARNIE
5 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

 

[Bhaijaan]

Botha watched SDM )

johan_botha johan botha
One of my favourite movies is now on S PIX, Slumdog Millionare!!!Might only go to bed a bit later,cos Jamal is only on 16 000 Rupees!!!
15 Apr Favorite Retweet Reply

 

[Atif]

WahabViki Wahab Riaz
got ill as soon as i gt to saint lucia !

Let's hope recovers quickly.

 

[sam]

Wahab on Twitter:

im cookin food ! even dnt knw hw to cook ! WestIndies hs mke me do the thing tht i hve never done B4 in lyf !

bhabhi daal n chawal ! Lol'

there is only seafood here in WI n v cnt gt halal food ! soo thtz y hve to cook food. Daal n chawal my fav n gona cook chicken tonite

v orderd Halal chicken frm a butcher ! i only cut onions n potatoes n stir the pot occasionally . rest of cookin is done by my team mates




Boys been busy

 

[Atif]

Seems "domestic" Wahab does lol.

 

[saajidrox]

just thinking how will afrdi help him in cooking? might Chew the tomatoes

 

[sam]

just thinking how will afrdi help him in cooking? might Chew the tomatoes

If they need puree, he'll crush them tomatoes.

 

[Faisalabadimunda]

lol.Iv heard lala is a good cook.

 

[Fireworks11]

"I am fine too thanks... training and practicing these days... just waiting to get back in the team let's hope for the best"

http://twitter.com/realshoaibmalik

Let's see whether he gets the nod.

 

[Friend786]

countdown to sachin's million followers on twitter

http://twitter.com/#!/sachin_rt

 

[Friend786]

is sachin most followed cricketer on twitter?

 

[Fireworks11]

Could well be. Hard to beat.

 

[Bhaijaan]

wow just 1000 followers away from having a million.

He joined quite late too. LOL he keeps making milestones there too , this should be reported in his weakly bashing thread

 

[Fireworks11]

^

He has all the records.

 

[NO 1 AFRIDI FAN]

is sachin most followed cricketer on twitter?

Na, if Afridi had twitter he could easily beat Sachin

 

[Fireworks11]

Afridi doesn't have the temperament for twitter.

 

[NO 1 AFRIDI FAN]

^^ Oh really, we shall see about that.


Once Faizan tells Afridi about twitter!

 

[Fireworks11]

He would easily have over a million eager followers.

 

[NO 1 AFRIDI FAN]

Definitely, he would! One ofcourse being me

 

[Fireworks11]

Haha, If you don't I don't know who will...

 

[NO 1 AFRIDI FAN]

LOL, ofcourse I would be the first!

 

[Fireworks11]

Praise for your die hard passionate support for Shahid, as epitomised by your username and picture.

 

[NO 1 AFRIDI FAN]

^ The love and passion will never die

 

[Jai]

Wahab on Twitter:

im cookin food ! even dnt knw hw to cook ! WestIndies hs mke me do the thing tht i hve never done B4 in lyf !

bhabhi daal n chawal ! Lol'

there is only seafood here in WI n v cnt gt halal food ! soo thtz y hve to cook food. Daal n chawal my fav n gona cook chicken tonite

v orderd Halal chicken frm a butcher ! i only cut onions n potatoes n stir the pot occasionally . rest of cookin is done by my team mates




Boys been busy

Do players cook their own food when they are on foreign tours? I thought they take chef to cook for them...

 

[NO 1 AFRIDI FAN]

^ Probably because there is lack of Halal food

 

[Fireworks11]

Halal Food's not a problem in UK, SA, Aus, NZ.

 

[GOAT]

Looks like Wahab is feeling lazy today:

@WahabViki

Gud mornin ! still in bed wid blanket . cnt b bothered of gettin out of it . plz sum1 mke ashake for me

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

Looks like Wahab is feeling lazy today:

Phele naha tu lo wahab

 

[Poison]

Do players cook their own food when they are on foreign tours? I thought they take chef to cook for them...

That's Inti's personal chef

 

[GOAT]

If he doesn't perform we know why - he didn't get his God damned grape drink shake.

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

@^^ and he only cooks briyani....rest is all shan masala stuff...thats why akmal brothers butt and other players used to hang out with majeed for fine dining experiences.

 

[Desi_Joker]

Err didn't the PCB ban the use of social networking sites after the Zulqarnain saga?

 

[NO 1 AFRIDI FAN]

^^ That was during matches I think

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

who would post during matches?

 

[NO 1 AFRIDI FAN]

Actually no, they are not allowed to discuss cricket on it. But can use it

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2010\12\16\story_16-12-2010_pg2_5

 

[Poison]

who would post during matches?

Zoni: i am try to catch bal but sumbdy fixa hold knif frm dresng room scare me @KamranAkmal

 

[amirfanforlife]

Wahabs latest one:

guys do pray for paksitan tht v win n hope i do well n perform up2 ur xpectations

 

[Pk-zindabaad]

^^^ go wabby!!

 

[NO 1 AFRIDI FAN]

Zoni: i am try to catch bal but sumbdy fixa hold knif frm dresng room scare me @KamranAkmal

LOL, I can imagine that! ) )

 

[Fireworks11]

Wahab after the T20 game.

im so tired ! wnt to sleep

http://twitter.com/#!/WahabViki

 

[Desi_Joker]

Looks like all those wides took a toll on his body.

 

[Fireworks11]

Hope he recovers for the ODI Series.

 

[Fireworks11]

Wahab again:

INSHALLAH v ll win this series n the match 2day ! v r tryin our best n v ll perform gud . jst pray for us

http://twitter.com/#!/WahabViki

 

[anakwalajinn]

Good to see that some of our cricketers have also signed up for Twitter. Maybe I will also do it if more and more appear But I thought PCB banned the use of Twitter, Facebook, etc? Or was that only during matches?

 

[Desi_Joker]

Good to see that some of our cricketers have also signed up for Twitter. Maybe I will also do it if more and more appear But I thought PCB banned the use of Twitter, Facebook, etc? Or was that only during matches?

I think they were banned from using social networking sites on tour but apparently they can... the rule might not be in place anymore.

 

[sam]

I think they were banned from using social networking sites on tour but apparently they can... the rule might not be in place anymore.

Or perhaps they don't know the rules. :umarakmal

 

[Desi_Joker]

Or perhaps they don't know the rules. :umarakmal

Or maybe Inti doesn't know how to enforce them...

 

[sam]

Or maybe Inti doesn't know how to enforce them...

Or perhaps he was offered something special [read: a plate of never ending Biryani] to not enforce them

 

[anakwalajinn]

I know that Asad Shafiq also updated his Facebook. So there is something fishy going on here...

 

[saeed-sohail]

Or perhaps he was offered something special [read: a plate of never ending Biryani] to not enforce them

Lol! Inti and biryani joke never gets old.

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Tino best just Tweeted

tinobest tino best
I Do understand what Michael Holding is saying but at the Same time I Tino Best is home sitting on My Butt while Sammy Shares the New Ball

tinobest tino best
I'm not saying I'm Top Bowler but Good gosh man. it's Hurting My Heart seeing This Now ...and how the frig is Taylor in IPL ?stupesss

 

[Badsha]

Tino best just Tweeted

He's right.


Tino best is there but Sammy opens with the new ball.

 

[GOAT]

Wahab's eyeing the whitewash:

@WahabViki

It alwayz a nice feelin whn u win ! jst 3 more wins INSHALLAH . im hungry n hve to cook sum food

 

[Fireworks11]

What's up with Wahab and cooking/milkshakes...

 

[GOAT]

I bet the ladies love it

 

[Fireworks11]

Ye, hope they go all out for the whitewash.

 

[Badsha]

Not to be offensive here or anything, Just curious. Usually our cricketers don't speak English that well. They seem to be typing/communicating in the language through twitter pretty well.

He's fast becoming my favorite player in the team.

 

[osee_bhai]

Wahab's twitter is like a nonstop menu. He is so happy with food!

 

[PakPrince]

Not to be offensive here or anything, Just curious. Usually our cricketers don't speak English that well. They seem to be typing/communicating in the language through twitter pretty well.

He's fast becoming my favorite player in the team.

Wahab is an educated guy.

He and Salman Butt are childhood friends and went to the same school (Beaconhouse) and hence their English is good

 

[PakPrince]

If Wahab Riaz was on PakPassion he would be banned within a week!

Anyone wanna guess why?

 

[Fireworks11]

Wahab/Butt/Malik all speak English quite well. Especially Butt.