Poetry by Faraz

[Looney]

no not ahmed faraz..this genius is known as faraz kanlonji

1) Faraz tumhare jaane se dil bohot rota hai
Upar Pankha chaltah hai neeche munna sota hai

2) Woh humai'n bewafa kehte hain to kehte rahai'n Faraz
Ammi kehti hai'n jo kehta hai , woh khud hota hai

3) Mujhse milte hai'n log mere ikhlaq ki wajah se Faraz
Hor mere koi samose te nai mashoor !

4) Itna sun kar hi hamara dil tut gaya Faraz
The number you have dialed is busy on another call

5) Laila ki shaadi mai'n lafrha ho gaya
Itna nacha Faraz ke langrha ho gaya

6) Dar Dar phirte hai'n hum ghum-e-ishq ke maare
Sufi soap ke lashkare jagmag kapray saare

7) Woh kehta tha taali dono'n haath'on se bajti hai Faraz
Chamaat maar ke maine aik haath se baja daali saale ki )

8) Aik nafrat hi nahi dunia mai'n dard ka sabab Faraz
Suna hai injection ki sui bhi bohot dard deti hai

9) Us ne mujhe raat ko akele jungle mai'n chor dia Faraz
yeh keh kar ke pyaar kia to darna kia?

10) Faraz ki shaadi mai'n huwe itne phool nichawar
Cameraman Faraz ke saath Geo News Peshawar

11) Aik hi saf main khare hogaye Mahmood-o-Ayaaz
Aur un ki jootiyaan le ke bhaag gaya Faraz

12) Zalalat aur gaalio'n ka nishana sirf tum hi nahi Faraz
Suna hai is zamane mai'n koi Zardari bhi hai :Zardari

13) Hamari to kismet hi aisi hai Faraz
Ke zamee'n mili to banjar aur dost mile to kanjar

14) Ab to dar lagta hai kholne se bhi daraaz
ke us mai'n se bhi nikal na aye Faraz

15) Mai'n jis ki khatir dosti ki har aik had se guzar gaya hoon Faraz
Woh ab bhi mujhse kehti hai sach batao mera number kahan se mila

 

[Momo]

Faraz ki shaadi mai'n huwe itne phool nichawar
Cameraman Faraz ke saath Geo News Peshawar

) ) )

Priceless!

 

[Disco_Lemonade]

Maroof Sainsdaan janab Mohammad Asif charsi ke mutabiq,

Apni mehbuba k pas ur k pohanch jao faraz
Lagao charas ka sutta or bun jao Jahaz



Aur Allama Shoaib Malik ne arz kiya hai key..

Dur Dur phirta hoon Ghum-e-Ishq ke maaray
Lado soap k lashkaray jug mug kaprey saaray

 

[ace4rmspace]

Woh humai'n bewafa kehte hain to kehte rahai'n Faraz
Ammi kehti hai'n jo kehta hai , woh khud hota hai

This made me chuckle ... hard!

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Us ne mujhe yeh keh kar bike se utar dia Faraz
Double sawari pe pabandi hai tu padal aa

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Is se bara zulm aur kia hota Faraz

koi bathroom ke loty main tezab dal gaya .......

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Itne KHUDDAR they Hum ke kabhi college nahin jate they Faraz
Bachiyo ke Zauq-e-DEEDAR ne mujhe regular bana diya.

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Faraz in Examination:

Yeh soch k raakh diya Faraz nay apna Pen
Mazlomo ka Sathi hai Altaf Hussain

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Paper Acha Nahi hua tou kia Hua Faraz,,,,,,,,


Hont Ghuma Seeti Baja Seeti Baja k bol bhayia Aal IZZ WeLL.......

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Khushi ke lamhey kis qadar mukhtasar hotey hain Faraz
Abhi bachi online hui he thi ke light chali gayi.

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Kon kahta hai 80 aur 90 170 hote hain Faraz!!
Akar bakar bomby bo 80,90 poore 100!





SUTTA maar k paan waley se jo mangi DIND DONG FARAZ..
WO BOLA
"kertay hain jo kam wrong un k liy nahi hai DING DONG





Nwaz shrif or zardari bythy hain naraz
Q k sherry rehman ko date py ly gya hai FARAZ

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Meri Khaali Jaib ko Meri Ghareebi Na Samajh Faraz....

Agar Khauf-e-Khuda Na Hota To Main Bhi MONCHHON WALA KUTTA HOTA. :Zardari

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Ye keh kar India ne Pakistan ka pani khol diya Faraz
Ke hum larki ke susraal ka pani nahin peetey

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Faraz ki ho gai theek thaak mar peetai
Kyu k Rally thi Jamat ki aur woh keh raha tha
Altaf Bhai Altaf bhai



Us waqt meri haalat dekh kar aasman bhi ro para Faraz
Jab bachiyon ke numbers se bhari hui sim gum hogayi.

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Not Faraz but Wasi Shah has smoething to say about the Match:

Final to hum kab ka jeet jatay wasi
agar Gul hota to karta Hussey ko Khassy

 

[DHONI183]

Priceless!!!! Never heard about this guy before....... Keep them coming, please!

 

[pakcricketfan]

* Ab in bikhray huay kaghazon mein kya dhoondtay ho Faraz,
Woh jis mein tumhari tasweer this us mein koi pakoray lay gaya!



* Mainay kahak pyaar mein kuch bhi kar sakta hoon Faraz,
Us ne muskura k kaha "is bar hamara bijli ka bill tum dena"

 

[Momo]

Brothers: By all means keep the sher coming but make sure they are not obscene. A number of posts were removed because of that reason.

 

[pak-fan]

faraz in chinese
chang sho shoi,ting pong ching pou,FARAZ
shun ching chee toi toi,chubi soyee oe oe

 

[Looney]

Faraz in Examination:

Yeh soch k raakh diya Faraz nay apna Pen
Mazlomo ka Sathi hai Altaf Hussain

Khushi ke lamhey kis qadar mukhtasar hotey hain Faraz
Abhi bachi online hui he thi ke light chali gayi.

SUTTA maar k paan waley se jo mangi DIND DONG FARAZ..
WO BOLA
"kertay hain jo kam wrong un k liy nahi hai DING DONG





Nwaz shrif or zardari bythy hain naraz
Q k sherry rehman ko date py ly gya hai FARAZ

Meri Khaali Jaib ko Meri Ghareebi Na Samajh Faraz....

Agar Khauf-e-Khuda Na Hota To Main Bhi MONCHHON WALA KUTTA HOTA. :Zardari

Faraz ki ho gai theek thaak mar peetai
Kyu k Rally thi Jamat ki aur woh keh raha tha
Altaf Bhai Altaf bhai



Us waqt meri haalat dekh kar aasman bhi ro para Faraz
Jab bachiyon ke numbers se bhari hui sim gum hogayi.

))))

 

[Looney]

In baarisho'n se keh do mere aangan mai'n yoo'n na barsa karai'n Faraz
Ke mere China ki chappalai'n keechar main phisla karti hain

Hotay hain duniya main har jagah bohot se haadsay
Thanday meethay faalsay thanday meethay faalsay

Faraz Ghurbat Se Tang Aa Kar Daku Ban Gaya.
Daketi Karne Bank Gaya Aur Kaha:

Arz Hai
Taqdeer Main Jo Hai Wohi Milega.
HandsUp, Apni Jaga Se Koi Nahi Hilega.

Woh joota sharma ke yeh kehta hua pehlay hi gir gaya faraz
Aakhir meri bhi kuch izzat hai nahi jana us monchon walay kutty ke pass

Baray zaalim hain teri gali ke bachay faraz
kuttay pechay laga ke kehtay hain
race saanson ki... race dardken ki

Yoo'n dil ki baat kehna mushkil hai Faraz
Is liye Zong lo aur sab keh do

Yeh kia tu safaid kurtay mai'n phir raha hai Faraz
Aj kaala jora pa sadi farmaish tay

 

[Arsh_afridi]

Faraz in Bengoli.



Mosli saawol ka moza tum kya zano foraz
kabi bonglades aao to pota chale.

 

[Rizwan25]

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[DonJee]

Faraz In Waziristan!

Dagha Repeater zama fire da 32bora Faraza,
Laka Dushman Dagha ((Duzzz, Duzzz)) wala wai wai...

 

[Looney]

^^ what does that even mean ? )

 

[Maula Jutt]

Mujhe raat bhar yeh baat sonay nahi deti Faraz
Ke zindagi 4 din ki hai to test match 5 din ke kyun?

Shareef itnay thay ke kabhi kameez ke button tak nahi kholay Faraz
Magar is be-dard WAPDA ne to Nargis bana dia

Yeh keh kar abba ne ghar se nikal dia Faraz
Tu shaheen hai basera kar paharo'n ki chitaano mein

Laitay laitay aksar yeh sochta hun Faraz
Ke agar beth ke sochoo'n to kounsi maut aa jayegi

 

[Looney]

Mujhe raat bhar yeh baat sonay nahi deti Faraz
Ke zindagi 4 din ki hai to test match 5 din ke kyun?

Shareef itnay thay ke kabhi kameez ke button tak nahi kholay Faraz
Magar is be-dard WAPDA ne to Nargis bana dia

Yeh keh kar abba ne ghar se nikal dia Faraz
Tu shaheen hai basera kar paharo'n ki chitaano mein

Laitay laitay aksar yeh sochta hun Faraz
Ke agar beth ke sochoo'n to kounsi maut aa jayegi

) ) )

The guy is a genius

 

[Looney]

Hum to England mai'n chanda jamaa kar rahe thay Faraz
Kambakhto'n ne matchfixing ka ilzaam laga dia

Chand bhi kia ajeeb cheez hai Faraz
Bachpan mai'n mamu aur jawani mai'n janu nazar aata hai

Us ne ek pal bhi meri masoomiat na dekhi Faraz
Bas bike roki aur mobile le ura

Iss dunia se agar tujhe Faraz mila hai agar koi ghum
To milao 090078601 Telefun .... Telefun ....

Faraz lamba hai safar door hai jaana...
O daanay pe daana danana o daanay pe daana...:-D:-D

Aap kia jaano kisi Cheez k kho jaane ka azaab kia hota hai,
Faraz...kabhi masjid se nangay paon aao tou pata chalay

Aray ab to Sri Lankan bhi kehne lage Pakistan se Faraz
Kamino'n aisa karo ge to kaun aaye ga ?

Faraz in Arabic

ZARDARI UN-hukmaara nun Azaabun fee insaana fasa dun FARAAAAAZ..
Aata-tunn
Bijli-sunn
Petrol-gumm
Bhum Bhum Damakatun
kuttun
kamenun...

 

[Maula Jutt]

^^ ) )

 

[UP]

hum to england mai'n chanda jamaa kar rahe thay faraz
kambakhto'n ne matchfixing ka ilzaam laga dia

chand bhi kia ajeeb cheez hai faraz
bachpan mai'n mamu aur jawani mai'n janu nazar aata hai

us ne ek pal bhi meri masoomiat na dekhi faraz
bas bike roki aur mobile le ura

iss dunia se agar tujhe faraz mila hai agar koi ghum
to milao 090078601 telefun .... Telefun ....

Faraz lamba hai safar door hai jaana...
O daanay pe daana danana o daanay pe daana...:-d:-d

aap kia jaano kisi cheez k kho jaane ka azaab kia hota hai,
faraz...kabhi masjid se nangay paon aao tou pata chalay

aray ab to sri lankan bhi kehne lage pakistan se faraz
kamino'n aisa karo ge to kaun aaye ga ?

Faraz in arabic

zardari un-hukmaara nun azaabun fee insaana fasa dun faraaaaaz..
Aata-tunn
bijli-sunn
petrol-gumm
bhum bhum damakatun
kuttun
kamenun...

))))))

 

[kkmix]

)))) this is my favorite thread now, I love faraz Jokes.

Hum toh yun hi munna biscuit kha rahe the Faraz,
Aik larki humein bacha samajh ke pappi de gai Alaaadd,
ab toh har roz khaonga.

 

[kkmix]

Is se bara zulm aur kia hota Faraz

koi bathroom ke loty main tezab dal gaya .......

))))) ur killing me.

 

[kkmix]

aaj wo date par boht hans rahi thi FARAZ

Ussk jany k baad pata chala k meri zip khuli thi

 

[Looney]

good ones )

Hamari zindagi to andheron mien guzarti hai FARAZ
Wo or log hain jo U.P.S laga lete hain

Is qabar mein bhi humko sukoon ki neend naseeb nhi hui ''Faraz''
Roz farishtey aa k kehte han aaj koi naya shair ho jae.


Mai washroom mai baitha hoon "FARAZ"
Bijli ajaaye to MOTOR yad se chala daina )

apnay mehboob ki yaad mein petrol pump par Cigeret kya lagaya "FARAZ"
Mere tu dunia hi badal gai aik damaky k sath

Ab to dunyiya walon pe bilkul bharosa nahi karna ''Faraz''
Ek bewafa humko China ka Bakra keh kar Kutta Baich gaya.

aPne ghar ki aik aik cheez ginta hoon ''FARAZ''
ik tere aanay se pehle ik tere janey k baad.

Gham-e-Judaie mai bohat jaaam piye hon ge FARAZ
per 'sprite' bhujaiay payaas baqi sab bakwaaas

hum ne iss darr se video game khelna chor di "faraz"
bijli chali geyi tu token zaya ho jaye ga.

 

[Looney]

youn baarishon se dosti achi nahin "faraz"
ghar main pani bhar geya tu tera baap nikale ga..

Aur paish kerte hain Faraz kay baad Bush
Jutaa nhi laga tou kiya hua BUSH
jurrat thi jaawan ki sab huay Khush

Sirf ye keh kar us nay mujhe team say nikaal dia FARAZ
in pin safety pin in pin out,khelna hai tou khelo warna get out ) )

Ye Zalzale yunhi Besabab Nahi aatey Faraz
Zarur Kahien par Pashtu Dance ho raha hoga

Kaisy Mumkin Tha Kisi Or Waseelay Se Ilaaj Faraz…
Ishq Ka Rog Tha “Abba g de Chitar paey te araam aya”

faraz ke bad ab hazir e khidmat hai amjad islam amjad
amjad tere sharaf per kisi ko ho ga na shak
halki phulki bhok mai halka phulka TUC

 

[DHONI183]

Classical ones)!!!!

 

[Fawad_Bhai]

) ) )

OMG this thread is hilariouss~~!!!!

 

[Looney]

Aankhon main shampoo chala bhi jaye Faraz!
Aansu to mere aaty he nahi.
Kyon k
JHONSON shampoo k bina to hum nahaty he nahi.

Apny chaman se Cigaratte la sako to lado Faraz!
Mere aashiyany k Rastay main koi Paan ka Cabin nahi hai. )

Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi...
Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi..
Ae ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi hai, Ya...
"Faraz" ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!

Janta hoon ke nahi ho sakti Katreena meri Faraz magar phir bhi.....
Lab-e-Aati hai dua ban ke tamanna meri.....

Ye keh kar FARAZ ne.
larkiyon ko truck k neechey dey diya.... .. .
bachna ae haseenon lo main agaya.

 

[DHONI183]

Simply fabulous)!!!!

 

[kkmix]

Mai washroom mai baitha hoon "FARAZ"
Bijli ajaaye to MOTOR yad se chala daina ).

)))) good one.

 

[Looney]

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

Humne to Paisay Eidi smjh k le liay Faraz
Zalimoun ne “MATCH FIXING” ka ilzam laga diya…


Main ne pucha mera Kafan kaisa ho ga “FARAZ
Kambakht Muskura k bola ”Lathy di chaadar utay saleti Rang mahiya”

Jis ko “FARAZ” ne chaha woh kisi or ki ho gayi
Loo daSso yaaro Pepsi aj se phir 70 ki ho gayi

Mahngai ki wja se EIDI 10 ki jga 5 rupe dene ka fesla kia tha hmne FARAZ,

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Bcho ne pocha
Kisne kha tha k eidi me bhi 5 rupe km kr do…

 

[DHONI183]

Faraz´s mesmerizing poetry continues)!!!!!

 

[kkmix]

Guysss, I want more Faraz Jokesss

 

[DHONI183]

Guysss, I want more Faraz Jokesss

I second that!!!

 

[MRSN]

In badloon se dosti achi nahi Faraz
Kacha tera makaan hain kuch tu khayal ker

heard it from my friend

 

[Looney]

Yoo'n hi mera time pass hota hai Faraz
Urata hoon jab bana ke kaghaz ke jahaz

Us se milne ko dil bohot tarapta hai Faraz
Lekin dar lagta hai uske ghar ke kutte se

Urdu, Pashto or Chinese sher k baad ab Hindi sher
chintit hoon mein k is prem mein kitni dhurghatnayen hai Faraz!!!
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issi chinta ki vivastha liye mein suwargvasi ho chala

Hum to shugal laga rahe thay Faraz
Zardari to mind hi kar gaya

Tere Hathon Ke Taqaddus Ka Khayal Aata Hai FARAZ,
Warna Yassu-Panjoo Main To Hum Kabi Muaf Nahi Kiya Karte..

Tumhari Ik Nigah Se Qatal Hote Hain Log FARAZ,
Ik Baar Zardari Ko Bhi Dekh Lo Meharbani Hogi..!!

 

[Looney]

Aur Faraz ke baad paish hai'n Faraz ki behen Farzana
Inn Aansuon Sey Dosti Achi Nahi FARZANA,
Make Up Tera Mehanga Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar..

Ab Arbi Shair Arz Hai..
Anta Habbibi Mil Tarz Ahmal Al Ezate Afraq Ya FARAZ,
Aimonil Ahwab Al Sanam Vo Habbibi Haya Haya . . ! !

Iss Tanhai Main Bohat Dam Ghut Raha Hai FARAZ,
Na Jane Kon Bahar Se Bathroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya

Teri berukhi ko main aaj tak nahin bhula paya…
Yeh is sal ka pehla sher hy jis mein FARAZ nahin aya..

Main Tou Urti Chiriya Ke Per Gin Leta Hoon FARAZ,
Kul Mila Kar Sirf 2 Hee Tou Hote Hain

Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…
Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya

FARAZ Tu Ne Meri Mohabbat Meri Dolat Se Jaanchi..
Iqbal Jameel PTV News Karachi . . .

Ik Na Suni Meri Aah-o-Baka Us Sang DiL Ne FARAZ,
Ek Signal He Tora Tha Faqat, 500 Ka Chalan Kar Gaya…

Inn BudMaashon Se Dosti Achi Nahi FARAZ,
Abba Tera Molvi Hai, Kuch To Khayal Kar..

 

[kkmix]

Iss Tanhai Main Bohat Dam Ghut Raha Hai FARAZ,
Na Jane Kon Bahar Se Bathroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya

Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…
Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya

)))) thanks alot for sharing.

 

[ShehryarK]

Iss Tanhai Main Bohat Dam Ghut Raha Hai FARAZ,
Na Jane Kon Bahar Se Bathroom Ki Kundi Laga Gaya


Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…
Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya



FARAZ Tu Ne Meri Mohabbat Meri Dolat Se Jaanchi..
Iqbal Jameel PTV News Karachi . . .

Good stuff!

 

[Looney]

Faraz Saheb farmaatay hai'n

Shair Likh Likh Kar Meri Haath Ki Nus Jaam H0gai
Meri Aqal O Himmat Nakaam H0gai
Kya Ab Bhi K0i Nahi Batyega Ke
Munni Kyun Badnaam H0gai ?

Kaun Kehta Hai K Musharraf Ke Jany K Baad Sab Theek Hojaye Ga FARAZ

Yeh Mat Bhoolo Saathiyon K Aaj Bhi Bhutto Zinda Hai

kitni baar kaha main aisa banda nahin Faraz
phir b kehti hai zra zra TOUCH ME TOUCH ME

Uthi Thi Woh Wakt-e-Tahajud Main Hamain Mangney K Liye Khuda Se “Faraz”
Pani Thanda Dekh K Phir Se So Gayi!!

 

[DHONI183]

Brilliant!

Where do you get them from?

 

[kkmix]

^ we get text messages from random people, people pass them around, lol it's fun

 

[Looney]

^ woh bhi jab light jaati hai that is when you get more messages faarigh qaum ko aur kaam nahi hota us waqt

 

[usman303]

apni mehbooba say milny ka bohat shooq tha muj ko
us ko khareeb say dakhny ka bohat zookh tha muj ko

jab b samny woh atti meray
us k khareeb k jalway mein sah nahi sakta
maray daar k kuch kah nahi sakta

likh diya khat(letter) aik din us ko
dil pay jabber ker k armanoo ki kaber ker k

" woh na samaj saki meray piyaar ko
our woh khat(letter) us nay day diya apny BAHI dildaar ko"

meine guessay ko bohat lambii mooj dekhii
jab dildaar k peechy us k bahiyoo ki fooj dekhi

atty hi us nay khat(letter) nikal k diyah muj ko
rassi say bandh ker ulta latkayh muj ko

us k hath mein ballah (bat) our us ki behn ki hath mein hockey
nikal rahii thi piyaar ki umeedian jo rah ge thi baqii

ab tu jism say khoi saaaz nikal rahay tha
ab tu mun say aglay peechly raaz nikal rahay tha

ab jab b us ko dekhta hoon tu ankh bar atti hai
our dil say yeh awaaz ati hai

kabi hum mein our tum mein piyaar tha
tumhein yaad hoo na yaad hoo
kitna mangha hamara piyaar tha
tumein yaad hoo na yaad hoo

 

[usman303]

Kyun har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari rooh tak kanp gaye,
FARAZ tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

 

[usman303]

Woh Apni bebasi ka Qissa kis kis ko sunata FARAZ,
BAVASEER ka operation tha aur doctor pathan nikla.

 

[kkmix]

^ woh bhi jab light jaati hai that is when you get more messages faarigh qaum ko aur kaam nahi hota us waqt

lolll exactlyy, that's wat I used to do during my trip to Karachi, jab bhi light jaati thi, sab apne apne mobile par lag jaate hain.

 

[DHONI183]

Umair, one of our fellow PPers, sent me this today via an SMS:

Hum tou yoo´n hee´n chaarpaayyi pe leytey theyh Faraz,
ke kisi kambhakt ne 'Namaaz-e-Janaaza' parha diya.

Wah Wah!!!

 

[d0gers]

Hum bhi biknay gaye thay bazaar-e-mohabbat mein Faraz
Kya pata tha ke bazaar 8 bajay band ho jata hay

Light janay ke baad mom batti jalai hi thi Faraz
Kambakht koi phoonk maar ke "Happy birthday to you" keh gaya

Bakra talaash kar kar ke thak gaye hein Faraz
Phir maloom hua yeh tou gaye mandi hay

Mein ne us say kaha mujhe mohabbat ki saza do Faraz
Us ne ja ke sab kuch meray abbu ko bata dia

WAPDA waalon say achay tou machhar hein Faraz
Khoon woh bhi choostay hein lekin bill tou nahin mangtay

Mein betha tha darya kinaray us ki yaad bhulanay ko Faraz
Koi kambakht peechay se dhakka de kar chala gaya

Manzil par pohanchnay ki talab hoti hay jin jawanon mein Faraz
Woh raastay mein kharay ho kay bachian nahin tartay

Ek Pathan ko jinn milta hay...
JINN: Kya hukm meray aqa
PATHAN: Ek shair ho jaye
JINN: Hukm karain, bakwaas nahin, mein jinn hoon Faraz nahin
PATHAN: Wah wah, kya shair hay

Mein nay usay sara din Karachi ghumaya Faraz
Shaam ko zaalim kehnay lagi "Lahore Lahore ai"

 

[DHONI183]

Killer)!!!!

 

[Looney]

^^ those are some real gems guys ) )

Logo'n ki Beghariti to dekho zara aaj kal Faraz..
Maiyat main aaker pochte hain biryani aalo wali he ya chicken wali..? )

Woh milta tha to kehta tha k Daaku Banonga Faraz.
Haalat-e-Zindagi ne Usay Sadr-e-Pakistan bana diya.

Dunya main mera koi Dushman nahi Faraz....
Main Fresh Up Bubble khata hon, Aur sab ko Dost banata hon

Mujhy to us k ishq ki hathkari lag gaye FARAZ,
Warna "DØN" ko pakarna mushkil hi nhi na mumkin hai

Woh apni B.V se ye keh kar door chala gaya Faraz...
Dosti Door ki achi, Roti Tandoor ki achi,
Daal Masoor ki achi, B.V. Shakoor ki achi. )

Hum se SMS ka panga acha nahi Faraz!!!
Choti Memory wala tera mobile hai, Kuch to Khayal kar.

Na chheno merey mulk k nojawanon se SMS ki Service Faraz....
Ek yehi kaam hai jo woh Dil laga k kartay hain.

 

[Khabri420]

Mein to yun hi tanha ja raha tha Faraz...
Us ne mujhe rok kar kaha....
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Chal beta Mobile Nikaal....

 

[DHONI183]

Post 61 contains the best by Faraz)!!!!!!!

 

[UP]

Ek muddat se meri Maa nahi soyi Faraz
Wo kehti hain, Meh so gai te tu kuriyaan nu fone karenga
Lo Dasso, Aini beaitbari.

Jeetay hain to koi haal tak nahi pochta Faraz
Martay hain to dunia kandhon pe utha leti hai

Wo mujh se pochta hai kis kis ke khawab dekhte ho Faraz
Bekhaber janta nahi ke yaaden us ki sonay nahi deti.

Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha hai
Itna lamba toh Faraz ka sms ko be nahi hota

China ka mobile kabhi bhi na lena Faraz...
Us ke cameray ka result itna acha nahi hota

Tere sheher ke log kis qadar masoom hain Faraz
Qattal karte hain to phir pochtay hain ke janaza kis ka hai

Baat to kirdar ki hai Faraz
Warna hajj to Nargis be kar aai hai

Doob jao in ankhon mein Faraz
Bara hasseen samunder hai khudkoshi ke liye

Main ne yeh soch ker tasbhi he tor di Faraz
Kia gin gin ker mango

Door rahne se mohabbat badti hai Faraz
Yeh keh kar woh shakhs mulk he chor geya

 

[Looney]

^ ) Awesome

Tere gali ke bachey bhe barey shararti hai faraz,
Pecehe laga k kuttey kehtey hain
Aazma Luck Aazma Aazma Luck Aazma
Aapni kismat ki baazi aazma


Meri khushi ke lamhey kis qadar mukhtasir hain, 'Faraz'
Abhi mujra shuru hi hua tha ke police ka chaapa par gaya


MOHABBAT ke Raaste Me Har Waqt Dard Mile Ga Faraz
Isi Raste Per MEDICAL STORE khol Lo MAST chale Ga

 

[DHONI183]

Please some more!!!!!

 

[Looney]

Hum to yoo'n hi tez awaz mein sheela sheela keh rahe thay faraz…
Ammi ne chappal maar ke hum ko neela peela kar dia..

Hum tu sms mai sirf mazaq hi kya karte thay FARAZ
Lagta hai Pathano ki tu kuch zyda he hutt gayi..

Ye Keh kar Mere Nana ne Mujh se Rishta tor Diya FaraZ!
Ke Moong phali mein Dana nahi Hum Tumhaare Nana Nahi

Is khauf se Motor cycle bech di FARAZ,
Kahin khud ko na bechna pary PETROL k liye

Hum To Yun Hi “K.E.S.C” Ki Gari K Sath Kharey Thay FARAZ..
Kuch Log Aaye Aur “LANAT” De Kar Chaly Gaye…… )

Wo Roz Kehti Hai k Apni Tasveer Bluetooth Se Send Kardo Mujhe FARAZ
Us Nadan Ko Itna Bhi Nahi Pata K Mery Paas Nokia 3310 Hai

Apny He Hotey Hain Jo Pajama Khench K Bhaag Jaty Hain Faraz.
Warna Ghairon Ko Kya Khabar K Faraz Lastic Wali Shalwar Pehnta Hai.

 

[Looney]

Bachon ne Usko Pathar Marey,
FARAZ ne farmaya:
Falak k Sitaro, Zameen ki Baharo.
Khoti Deo Putro, Watty te Na Maro

Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ Kabhi na Kabhi to Leher Aaye Gi
Qismat Badle ya Na Badle kam az Kam Chappal to Dhul Jayegi.

Uski Ankhon Main Lagta Tha k Mery Pyar Ka Nasha hai Faraz!
Wo to Baad Main Pata Chala Kameeni CHARAS Peeti Thi. )

Bohat samjhaya tha usko k mein Electrician nahi hun Faraz!
Phir bhi kehti rahi Mera Aisa Button daba way Meri Kanti kharkey way

Humein To “TAFREEH” k Liye bhi Zindagi kum lagti hai Faraz…
Magar Log tu yahan PARHAI k liye bhi Waqt nikaal laity hain..!

Laya Hun, 1 Baloch ka Paighaam Tere Liye Faraz…
Thoo Arhay Tumhara Shakal pe “Parhaz”

ICC Match (Pakistan VS New Zealand)

Mujhay ye samajh nahi aa raha Faraz
Umpire kis k pyar mai aandha tha

College ki Gali Mein Ajeeb Khel Hota Hai.
Class K bahany Dilon Ka Mail Hota Hai.
Notes ki Jaga I LOVE YOU Sale Hota Hai.
Is Liye Faraz Har Saal Fail Hota Hai.

 

[DHONI183]

Great stuff))!!!!!

 

[Sitges]

)) Excellent Mohtaram. boht khoob, balkeh khoobast

 

[A-1]

hilarious stuff......))....

 

[SAF]

This is one of the funniest threads. I lol'd the whole time!

 

[Looney]

Haqeqqat Thi Par Khuwab Nikla,
Door Tha Par Pass Nikla,
Me is Kambakht Ko Kia Kahon “FARAZ”,
Ye Zardari To MUSHARAF Ka Bhi Baap nikla…

Meri nighah aj bhi us shakhs ko dhondti hai FARAAZ
Jis shaks ne kaha tha k matric k baad perhai HALWAA hai

Unse keh do k yun har bat pe mujse rutha na kre........ FARAZ
Kisi din meter ghoom gaya to chamat vamat maar donga..

dard denay se muhabbat barhti hai ''faraaz''
yeh keh k koi meri ungli darwazay mein daba k bhaag gaya.

Pagal honay ke aur bhi raste thay FARAZ...........
Najane humain MBA ka khayal hi kyun aaya

Main ne kaha tha 1 meter kapra zyada lelo "FARAZ"
Ab kehti phirti hai meri pholan wali kurti haaye wkhion se tang way

Kabhi Kabhi Mery Dil Me Yeh Khayal Ata Hai FARAZ.
Ke 100 Ka EasyLoad Karwao To 85 ka credit Kyun Ata Hai.

Ab to zalalat ki had hi ho gi, faraz
Kisi ne bathroom ke lote mai mirchi mila di...

 

[SAF]

Haqeqqat Thi Par Khuwab Nikla,
Door Tha Par Pass Nikla,
Me is Kambakht Ko Kia Kahon “FARAZ”,
Ye Zardari To MUSHARAF Ka Bhi Baap nikla…

good one ) )

 

[A-1]

In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi FARAZ
Geezar Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya Faraz...
Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Bajy k Baad.
Aur
Tum Online Aaty Ho 12 Bajy K Baad.

Ussay kehna k main aj buhat khush hoon
Faraz
Pichlay season ki jacket nikali to jaib se 20 Rupay Niklay

Jhatka Kuch is Tarah Dia Sanam ne Apni Zulfon ko FARAZ...
Ikatthi 7 Juoein Mere Daaman Main Aa Girin.

Tumhari Takleef Ka Aalam Wo Kiya Samjhege FARAZ...
Ye To Wohi Jantey Hain Jinhen QABZ Ki Shikayat Ho

Wapsi Ka Safar Ab Mumkin Na Hoga Faraz....
Hum Nikal Chukay Hain Ghar Se CHEENI Ki Talaash Main.


I May Walk Slowly...
But! I never Walk Backwards...
By: Abraham Lincoln
_

I Dont Need To Walk...
Because, I have Scooter...
By: Ahmad Faraz.

Bachiyon k lie college ka chakar he mar lia karty thy faraz
bomb patakhon ny ye shugal mela b band krwa dia

Mai'n to Phoolon wali Razaai Le kr So raha tha FARAZ
Kambakhat, koi Raat mein Phoolon ko Pani de gaya...

Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di FARAZ Lekin,
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
kameenay nai No ball day di,

Na jane kis baat pe us ne mujhe chor dia hai FARAZ.....
Wo shakhs to kisi k 5 rupey nahi chorta...!

Main nay ussay kaha, Mujhay muhabbat ki saza do Faraz…!!
Uss kaminay ne mujh pe PARCHA kara diya

Kitnay Ghuroor Main Hai Woh Mujhe Tanha Chhor Kar Faraz....
Usay Maloom Nahi Aur Bhi Bachiyon K Numbers Hain Mere Paas.

 

[DHONI183]

A few more please.........

 

[Looney]

koi pathar se na mare mere diwane ko Faraz
Bomb ka zamana hai udrra de saale ko

Teri DEEWAR pe likhna chahta hun FaRaZ!!
Per teri to facebook par ID hi nahi hai

Is qadar kamzor ho chuka hon uske pyar main FARAZ
Chili Mili bhi khaon to pait bhar jata hai

Mera bachpan hi rehta To acha tha “FaraZ”
Hazaron Larkon ko mushkil me daal dia maine Jawan hokar

Teri Mohabat Ne Kese Kese Din Dikhaye Hain
Hum Teri Gali Me RERHI Laga Kr Aaye Hain
Is Bahany Hi Milny Chali Ao Hum Se Ke
FARAZZZZZ Ye AALU Kesy kilo Lagaye Hain

Wirane me diya jalane se kya hoga,
Bujhi hui rakh me aag jalane se kya hoga?
Tujhe kabz hay isliye kuch nahi nikalta FARAZ
Ab bewajah zor lagane se kya hoga? )

Faraz Zubaida Aapa ki shaan me Farmatey Hain....
Aap k Totkey dekh dekh k Rota hun,
Itna zaleel to ab mein bhi nai hota hun

Apki khamoshi or udasi ka sabab hum samajh na sakey FARAZ
Wo to sham me apki ammi ne bataya k Aaj apki pitai hoi hai

 

[Looney]

Allama Iqbal ne farmaya:
Upar se dekh raha hoon FARAZ ki SHAYIRI ka haal "IQBAL"
Acha hua k KAMINON ko mere SHAIR samajh nahin aatey

Ab to parosii ki larki bi chattt par nai aati"FARAZ"
Kehti hai, koi dekhy na dekhy 'SHABBIR' To dekhy ga

 

[Looney]

aaj kal Faraz ke sms kam hi aatay hain i think we will soon have to start a Zubaida apa thread

 

[d0gers]

apki khamoshi or udasi ka sabab hum samajh na sakey faraz
wo to sham me apki ammi ne bataya k aaj apki pitai hoi hai

) ) )

*wiping tears from my eyes*