Poetry by Faraz

[Looney]

Aaj apni GF ki shaadi me ja ker ye ehsaas hoa FaraZ...
Biryani achi ho tou Mohabbat Pheeki lagti hai

Apne doston ko me kesay samjaon Faraz
K Mohabbat msg bejhne se Nhe Balnce Bhejne se Barhti he

Mohabbat ke khatir hum bhi samandar me kood sakte hain"FaRaZ".
Par shart ye hai k bachi Titanic wali honi chahiye...!!

Bari koshisho k bad Pehli bar humary ghar wo i thi Faraz
Ammi boli..ja beta behan k liye Samosy le aa

Itna Na Yaad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar So Na Sakain,Faraz
Dopehar 2 Baje Ankh Khulti Hai..To ghar wale Naashta Nahi Dete :-(

 

[Looney]

Jab Chalay Thay To Hum Bilkul Tanha Thay “faraz”

Phir Tum Milay,
...phr ek Aur mila
phir aahista aahista baghairton ka tola sa ban gaya:-D

 

[DHONI183]

"Hum Toh Taylor se Silwatay Hain Faraz.

Aaj toh Taylor nay hee phar di"

!!!!!

 

[Radiance Of Australis]

Epic thread ) )

"hum toh taylor se silwatay hain faraz.

Aaj toh taylor nay hee phar di"

!!!!!

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[pak-fan]

Lo ji ab to woh bhi world cup jeet gaye hain
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FARAZ
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jin k bachon ko yeh he nai pta k
knor noodles khatay hain ya peetay hain
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sr py undail lo manhooso

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no offence indian posters

 

[Fawad_Bhai]

Iss cricket mein jeet kay hamein kya karna

FARAZ

Hamara to national game hee hockey hai

 

[Looney]

^ Two really good ones )

 

[Looney]

yahan tu m.yousaf aur s.malik bhi nhi gaye
"faraz"
"aur wo dhakan ke mon wala kehta hai ke worldcup ke liye
mujhe bhi sath le chalo lo ji dasso

Mazak ki bhe ek Had h0ti hai,
“FARAZ”
Me bachi k sath date mar raha tha
......Or mera dost us k samne bola kal wali ziyada achi thi

Pakistan haar bhi jaaye to altaf bhai ko khabar na dena faraz
Ager wo ro parey to sab ki hassi nikal jaye gi

Ye hai Naswar ka Kamaal FARAZ
T0p 3 b0wlerz 0f W0rld Cup 2011

1. Afridi 21 wickets

2. Zaheer Khan 15

3. Umar Gul 14

Naswar kha0
wickten ura0
Ge0 Pathan

 

[DHONI183]

Iss cricket mein jeet kay hamein kya karna

FARAZ

Hamara to national game hee hockey hai

Killer)!!!!

 

[Looney]

Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi…

Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi..

ya ALLAH!
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Yeh pyar hi hai,

Ya…

"Faraz" ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!

 

[Looney]

Tute dil ko lekar phirta hai Faraz gali gali……
Tute dil ko lekar phirta hai Faraz gali gali……….
Masakali Masakali Matakali Matakali

Faraz phr se arz karte hein:
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hoon,
Mat Samjho K Chura Kr Laya Hoon,
Ye Sub Khuda Ki Dain Hai,
Ussi k ghar se utha kr laya hon.!

Ab to taliban ko bhi 1 hi gana pasand hai faraz........
Aaa Khushi se Khud Kushi karlay....

 

[DHONI183]

Keep them keeping)!!!!

 

[DHONI183]

So no Faraz specials of late?........

 

[Looney]

Faraz aaj kal chutti per hai

 

[kkmix]

"Hum Toh Taylor se Silwatay Hain Faraz.

Aaj toh Taylor nay hee phar di"

!!!!!

Lo ji ab to woh bhi world cup jeet gaye hain
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FARAZ
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jin k bachon ko yeh he nai pta k
knor noodles khatay hain ya peetay hain
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sr py undail lo manhooso

) ) )
no offence indian posters

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[Looney]

Wo dekho, Faraz ki jaib se gira 5 ka Sikka!!
Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika


Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"
Kameeni jate hue mujhe MR.BEAN keh gai..

 

[Looney]

Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Nikla Faraz!!
Log Roza Na Torh Dain Eid ka Chand Samaj kar

Iqrar-e-Mohbt Koi Jurm To Nhi faraz..
Bs Itna Pata Krlo K Larki Ka ABBA rangers me to nahi ?

ja ke mana le apne roothe huwe yaar ko Faraz
kyun k wo begairt ap ke sub raaz janta hai

Load shedding ne Mujhe namazi bna diya hai "Faraz"
Mobile ki battery ab masjid me hee charge karta hun )

 

[DHONI183]

Wo dekho, Faraz ki jaib se gira 5 ka Sikka!!
Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika


Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"
Kameeni jate hue mujhe MR.BEAN keh gai..

Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Nikla Faraz!!
Log Roza Na Torh Dain Eid ka Chand Samaj kar

Iqrar-e-Mohbt Koi Jurm To Nhi faraz..
Bs Itna Pata Krlo K Larki Ka ABBA rangers me to nahi ?

ja ke mana le apne roothe huwe yaar ko Faraz
kyun k wo begairt ap ke sub raaz janta hai

Load shedding ne Mujhe namazi bna diya hai "Faraz"
Mobile ki battery ab masjid me hee charge karta hun )

These are mind-blowing ones I tell you))!!!!!

I was dying to read the new ones!

 

[Looney]

Mien nea to cigratte pee k softmint ice khai the

FARAz. .

peeche se abba ne chappal mar k kaha .
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sharinngaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa​aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ohuhuh

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[Looney]

"itni bewafaie"

Mein sara din usko Pepsi aur Mirinda pilata raha Faraz!!
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Shaam hui to wo boli,
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Dew na kia to phir kia jia?


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Hum tumhari chaahat mein itni door nikal aaye hain Faraz!!

K ab Rikshay wala waapsi ka 500 maang raha hai

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Be-gherat hum nahi hen FarazZz...
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Be-gherat to wo kutta hy jo BATHROOM ki KUNDI bahar se laga ker chala gaya

 

[DHONI183]

As always they are mind-blowing ones!

"itni bewafaie"

Mein sara din usko Pepsi aur Mirinda pilata raha Faraz!!
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Shaam hui to wo boli,
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Dew na kia to phir kia jia?

Didn´t quite get this one though.........

 

[ace4rmspace]

Thanks people. Now my client thinks I'm a lunatic who laughs at a computer screen.

 

[Looney]

lol ace )

As always they are mind-blowing ones!



Didn´t quite get this one though.........

its their ad , that is the pakistani slogan of do the dew

 

[Looney]

faraz... ki nakami us ki nadani hai
meri ammi ki ammi meri nani hen

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Hat-ti to tab tyt wali hy FarazZz!!
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...Jab Roza khulnay wala ho, aur ghar ki Ghantii baj jae

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Muskurana to har ladki ki ek ada hai.
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Jo is ada ko mohabbat samjhe,
vo bahot bada "GADHA"he.....

 

[USIND]

Iss cricket mein jeet kay hamein kya karna

FARAZ

Hamara to national game hee hockey hai

))

 

[USIND]

Mujhe raat bhar yeh baat sonay nahi deti Faraz
Ke zindagi 4 din ki hai to test match 5 din ke kyun?

Laitay laitay aksar yeh sochta hun Faraz
Ke agar beth ke sochoo'n to kounsi maut aa jayegi

)Lol...

 

[USIND]

Hum to England mai'n chanda jamaa kar rahe thay Faraz
Kambakhto'n ne matchfixing ka ilzaam laga dia

Chand bhi kia ajeeb cheez hai Faraz
Bachpan mai'n mamu aur jawani mai'n janu nazar aata hai

Aap kia jaano kisi Cheez k kho jaane ka azaab kia hota hai,
Faraz...kabhi masjid se nangay paon aao tou pata chalay...

)...too good.

 

[USIND]

Aankhon main shampoo chala bhi jaye Faraz!
Aansu to mere aaty he nahi.
Kyon k
JHONSON shampoo k bina to hum nahaty he nahi.

Apny chaman se Cigaratte la sako to lado Faraz!
Mere aashiyany k Rastay main koi Paan ka Cabin nahi hai. )

Dheeray dheeeray apna bana gaya koi...
Pyar ke suhaney sapne dikha gaya koi..
Ae ALLAH! Yeh pyar hi hai, Ya...
"Faraz" ko phir se Chuna laga gaya koi..!

Janta hoon ke nahi ho sakti Katreena meri Faraz magar phir bhi.....
Lab-e-Aati hai dua ban ke tamanna meri.....

Ye keh kar FARAZ ne.
larkiyon ko truck k neechey dey diya.... .. .
bachna ae haseenon lo main agaya.

))

 

[DHONI183]

"Hummari bhi kismat dekho Faraz,
Hum bhoodey hotey gayye tou´n Sheila ko jawaani yaad aa gayyi......"

 

[DHONI183]

"Mein jis ki khatir dosti ki her ek had se guzar gaya hoon Faraz,
Woh ab abhi mujh se ye poochti hai ke sach batao mera number kahan se mila......."

 

[DHONI183]

"Har eik aahat pe jaan nikal jaati hai Faraz,
yeh public toilet waaley kundi kiyu´n nahi lagwaatey?"

 

[Looney]

^ ) brilliant

Ab karachi main parhna mumkin nai Faraz
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Parhnay beitho tou light gayab
parhnay niklo tou banda gayab

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Ham to shalwar kameez ka kapra lene gayethe Faraz,
Dukandar bola, Bori dikha dun?
Print wali hai,
Karachi main ajkal is ka bohat fashion hai

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Aaj kal Karachi ke halat aise hain Faraz,
Jo ape ghar pohnch gya wo “Sikandar”,

Or
Jo na pohncha wo “Bori ke Ander”

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Jitni duaen Shahid Afidi ki Cricket main wapsi k liye ki hain Faraz,

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Agr Itni apni shadi k lye krta to mera waleema ho jata

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Fizaon main goonj rahi hain awazain RATTAY laganay ki…

FARAZ

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Lagta hai NALAAIQO’N k exams ho nay walay hain

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IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kye the faraz,

Sania Mirza ne to pura india reject kar dya,

Weldone Shoib Malik

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Shoaib Malik aur Imran Khan Ne Ye Sabit Kar Diya Faraz,
Bachi Chahay India Ki Ho Ya UK Ki,
Phansany Ki Maharat Hum Pakistani Rakhtay Hain.

 

[Looney]

Us ne JAAN keh kar pukara mujhe to laraz gyi mere dil ki zameen “Faraz”,
Jab peeche mur ke dekha to Tariq Road ka khusra tha

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Kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata
Sawal hum puchein to jawab nahi ata
Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha hai
Itna lamba toh FARAZ ko b nahi ata

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Ab to mehman bhi ghar ane se pehle phone kar ke poochte hain “Faraz”
Ke light kitne baje se le kar kitne baje tak ho gi,

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WAPDA Walon Se Hamein Itni Mahabbat Hai Faraz,
Kameeny Rooth Jaein, To Humein Neend Nahi aati.

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Ye soch k hum ne exams k dinon me larki set karli faraz,
ke har kamyabi k peechay 1 aurat ka hath hota ha

 

[Looney]

Main samja k wo mujhay SONG suna rahe hai FARAZ,
magar us na Vay Gujra vay. Vay Gujra vay. keh kar apne bhai ko bula liya ) ) )

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Hum tu usko impress karne k liye Gunguna rahe thay “Faraz”

Wo Qareeb aa k boli,

“Teri awaz achi hai tu Kulfiyan becha kar”.

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Ye khamoshi,
Ye tareek ratain,
Ye dobte arman,
Ye jaltey diay,
Ye bhjhti shamain,
Ye kuch aur nahi Faraz,
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Sirf KESC aur Wapda ki bagherti hai

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Us k honton ki surkhi ka raaz mujeh tab pata chala,

Jab mujhe se kehne lagi,

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Jannu Gutka to mangwa lo !

O **** y wali bhi Lyari ki nikli

 

[DHONI183]

^^^
Fantastic poetry!!!!


"Hummei´n tou pehley hee sugar hai Faraz,

Ooper se wo kehti hai ke ''pyar di ganderi choop ley"




"Humnei´n uski judai mei´n khaana peena tak chorr dia Faraz,

Phir khayal aaya ke 'khaon ga nai to Bara kaise hoon ga?'"
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[Disco_Lemonade]

Ussay kehna ke aaj bohat khush hai Faraz...
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Jo nikali pichli garmion ki nikkar to jaib se 50 rupay nikle!

 

[DHONI183]

One I made yesterday:

"Hummei´n tou appni ahmiyyat hee tab pata´h chali Faraz,
Jab bhai ki Baraat pe larkiyon ne phool maarey"

Got it?

 

[Fawad_Bhai]

One I made yesterday:

"Hummei´n tou appni ahmiyyat hee tab pata´h chali Faraz,
Jab bhai ki Baraat pe larkiyon ne phool maarey"

Got it?

) ) Based on a true story :iamlegend

 

[Fawad_Bhai]

Main to Yun hee Phulon ka Comforter Orh ke leta huwa tha FARAZ,

Koi Nalaik aaya, Phulon ko Paani dai kar chala gaya ) )

 

[USIND]

One I made yesterday:

"Hummei´n tou appni ahmiyyat hee tab pata´h chali Faraz,
Jab bhai ki Baraat pe larkiyon ne phool maarey"

Got it?

Main to Yun hee Phulon ka Comforter Orh ke leta huwa tha FARAZ,

Koi Nalaik aaya, Phulon ko Paani dai kar chala gaya ) )

LolLOL )

 

[Looney]

Mein apna Dukh jaa kar kis ko sunaoooo Faraaazz!!?
Yahan to har ek dost k kaan mein 'hands free' lagi hoi hai.
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Teri meri, meri teri, prem kahani hai mushkil
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pata tab chala Faraz, jab aya mere phone ka bill

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Mere Eid K Kapro Pe Usne Gand Pheenk kar ye keh Dia...
''Faraz''
K ''Surf Excel'' Dagh to Achay Hotay Hai..!

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Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor FARAZ.

Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.

 

[DHONI183]

) ) Based on a true story :iamlegend

You naughty guy.

Main to Yun hee Phulon ka Comforter Orh ke leta huwa tha FARAZ,

Koi Nalaik aaya, Phulon ko Paani dai kar chala gaya ) )

Wow!!!!!

Mein apna Dukh jaa kar kis ko sunaoooo Faraaazz!!?
Yahan to har ek dost k kaan mein 'hands free' lagi hoi hai.
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Teri meri, meri teri, prem kahani hai mushkil
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pata tab chala Faraz, jab aya mere phone ka bill

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Mere Eid K Kapro Pe Usne Gand Pheenk kar ye keh Dia...
''Faraz''
K ''Surf Excel'' Dagh to Achay Hotay Hai..!

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Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor FARAZ.

Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.

Looney strikes again with some gems!!!

 

[Looney]

Main agar tumse milne aya karon "faraz"
Lazmi hy ke tum mujse parda kro.


Sitaron sai agey jahan aur b hain
Parosi ki 2 betiyan aur b hain
Kahan 1 BV mai to phas gaya FARAZ
Shariyat mai 3 BViyan aur b hain.


Mein to bohot khush hoon jab se double sawari band hai Faraz..
Doston ko paidal bhejta hoon aur bachi ko Bike per laata hoon..

Marnay k baad bhi meri ungliayan hilti rahin Faraz!!!
Aadat jo parr gai thi, daily 500 sms karny ki.

Hospital main safai karney wali maasi ROOPA JANAM k mutabiq Ahmed Faraz ka aakhri shair:
Aawaz bhi hai band, aur saans bhi ruknay ko hai Faraz!!!
Koi is Nurse ko aa kar Oxygen k pipe se hataye...

 

[Looney]

Ab to DATE par jatay huye bhi darr lagta hai FARAZ!!!!
Talibaan ne dekh liya, to 40 Korray paren gay


Kia iss se bari bhi koi zalalat hogi Faraz ???
Ke woh hansi peer phir bhi na phansi


In Moti Larkyon se keh do mujh se door he rahain Faraz.....
Mujhe Doctor ne bara Gosht mana kia hua hai...



2 he Laddu thy,
Dono maine kha liye Faraz....
Ik tere aany se pehle.
Ik tere jaany k baad.


Main To Phadday Main Usay Unit K Bharam Kara Raha Tha Faraz...
Phati To Tab Jab Usne Kaha Ruk Black Water K Launday Bulata Hon. :~(


Bus Start Kar k FARAZ ne Shehar bhar Mai Baja Diya Baaja!
"Main Hon Lalukhait Ka Raja, Meri W-11 Mai Aaja"

 

[Looney]

Tumharay Liye Barbaad Karne K Aur Bhi Raastey Thay FARAZ!!!
Na Naane Tumhain Lotay Mai Mirchen Daalne Ka He Khayal Kyon Aaya

Tu Ne ye hi Soch kar Faqeerni ko Set Ker Lia "Faraz"
Something is better than nothing...

 

[Looney]

Aaj udaas hooN tou kissi ne bhi Awaz nahi di Faraz
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Kal hum 'Gaaye' laenge tou Gosht bhi nai bhejenge.!!

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Pehlay se itnay gham thay, chalo ek aur sahi Faraz!
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Magar ab tou maiN kr chuka! dhouN kese??
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Ammi motor chala daiN!

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Karachi k halaat tuo
ab aise ho gaye haiN
F A R A Z
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35 rupe ki GOLI

7 rupe ki BORI

3 rupe ki DORI

Lo Ji
45 rupe mai banda pack:-D

 

[kkmix]

)) kisne kaha mehengai barh rahi hai

 

[Looney]

chappal ke mooN waali ne :-O

 

[Justcrazy]

This thread is one of the best so far..........

 

[Looney]

Hawaen kehti hen DOSTI karo
Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo
Baharen kehti hen SHADI karo
Or gahr wale kehte hen FARAZ
Bakwas band karo aur koi NOKRI karo

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Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...
Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye

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Hamari aur unki zindagi K ghum k andhrey main bus itna hi farq hai
FARAZ Hamari light 7 baje jati hai or unki 8 baje.

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Aaj books kholien to pata chala Faraz !.
"K aa v nhi aanda te aa v nhi aanda"

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Hum zindage Ki bheer me itnE Kho ge Faraaz,

Pta nhi chala Kab

Aalu 40 rupay or timatar 80 rupay Kilo ho ge..

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Woh mujhe ye keh kar roz darata tha faraz

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(bhaoo)

 

[Looney]

Toilet main ghanta tou laga lekin dil main sukoon hy FARAZ,
Jo dard ki aag lagi thi usy ek lotay ne bujha dia!

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Aisa dooba hoon uss ki yaad k sumandar mein "Faraaz"...!

K machllion ne b poocha "Nawa aaya aein sohnya"

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Itna he kehna tha ke parday main raha karo jaan nazar na lag jaaye FARAZ
Kambakht ne police ko call kar ke keh dia ke mera bf taliban main hai


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Aj usne bhi habib ghee main sawaiyan bana dali Faraz

Jo kehte thee her cheez meezan main achi lagti hai

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Shayeri chorh k pakoray bech raha hon Faraz

Kaleja moon ko ata hai anjaam e Faraz dekh kar

 

[Looney]

Un K Ghar K Saamne Naach Naach Kar chapaL Tak Torr Di hum ne "Faraz":-(

Zaalim enjoy KRNe K Baad Keh Gayi K!
"Pappu Cant Dance.%-) sala.

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Neend se keh do hum se sulha kr le FARAZ,

Jis k lie "Night Package" krwaya tha wo ab bat nai karte...!
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Buhut dino se pareshan tha main Faraz
Dawlance liya to baat bani
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Chahte Hain Woh Hum Se Wesi hi Chahat Ka Wada FARAZ
Jese Lemon Max.... Ghuley Kam Or Chale Ziyada

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Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..
Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti WaRNa,
Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada Yaad Karoge..
Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi
Tha??
Papa: Kyun??
Son: Iss Main
To Faraz Ka Naam
Nahi Aaya.

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pehle pehal ka ishq abhi yaad hai Faraz
jab chappal maar ke abba ne waat lagai thi

 

[Looney]

Hum to serdion ki waja se 'Kambal' dho ker sukha rahay thay Faraz
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MQM walay 'Khaal' samjh ker wo bhi le gaye

 

[PaPaPak]

Too funny looney I knew there was a reason you had such nice sunglassses

 

[Looney]

Uski NIGAAH me itna asar tha ”FARAZ\\\”
Aik hi nazar me giradi Kulfi Manhoos Ne

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Tujhe kiia pata is dard ka FARAZ
Y to us ko he pta jesay qabz hote ha

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Ik umar apni guzri bas yehi suntay suntay FARAZ..

Lasbela,GoliMaar,Garden,Rancho Line, sadaaar,
Tawor
Taworr
Taworreeyyaaaaaaaaaaa...!!!!

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aik scientfic sher arz hy:
machar k katny sy faraz ko ho gaya malaria
pressure is equal to force per unit area

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Faraz Was Driving Heavy Bike
Achanak Larkian Samny A Gaen
To Arz Kia
Ankhon Me Jalaey Rakhta Hoon Me Apki Yadon K Deep
Hat Jao Andhiyo
Peep
Peep
Peep

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Faraz Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Wah Wah

Faraz Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Har Maal China.

Har Maal China

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IS DUNYA NE MERI MUHABAT MERI DOLAT SE JAANCHII.....
FARAZ IQBAL GEO NEWS KARACHI../ ;->

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Dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar. Faraz,

Jab lite gai tou kam wali ney kaha
“what da hell is this” !!!!

 

[Looney]

Light janay k baad Moombatti la k TOILET ja raha tha
Faraz...!!!
KOi kamina phOOk maar k keh gaya
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U !!!

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[kkmix]

^ )))

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

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Ussay kehna k main aj buhat khush hoon
Faraz
Pichlay season ki jacket nikali to jaib se 20 Rupay Niklay

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Tum Par Beety Gi To Tum B Jano Gay



FARAZ





Koi dawat pr bula kar ”Aallu Teenday” khilye To Kaisa Lagta Hai.

(,”)/dekho yr

Naya kaminapan

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Faraz Ne Mujh Se Kaha,
Yaar Main Ro Raha Hon.

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Maine Kaha..

Bhaar Main Ja Kaminay.

Main So Raha Hon.

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Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon
“Faraz”

Us ne muskra k kaha ” humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena.

<(‘.’)//>
_/\_oh teri !

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In barishon se kaho k mere angan me yun na brsa krein Faraz,

Meri China ki chaplein keechar me phisalti hain…….!!

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Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki trah ho gae hy FARAZ…

2 ghunta subah nashty se pehle

2 ghunta dopehar khany k bad

Or 2 ghunta raat sonay se pehle

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FARAZ Sahab Frmte Hy

Shair Likh Likh Kr Mri Hath Ki Nus Jam H0gai

Mri Aqal O Himat Nakam H0gai

Kya Ab B K0i Nhi Btyega

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Munni Aapa Q Badnam H0gai

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[Looney]

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aalu teenday

 

[DHONI183]

Keep them coming guys!!!!

 

[Looney]

Insaniyat ko Pizza pe laga k kha jao FaraZz!!
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Akhir Insaniyat bhi koi 'Cheese' hai

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Kaash Perhaaie bhi MOHABBAT ki trehan hoti Faraz

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Khud-bakhud hojati :-D

 

[Looney]

Mujhay Tau Garmi Main Chakkar Aur Ulti Aa Gayee Thi “Faraz”
Kameenon Nay Mashhoor Kar Diya Kay “Faraz” Maa Ban’Nay Wala Hai
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Faraz ka toofani shair:

Pehle to hum sea view jate they Faraz
Ab seaview khud chal kar aaye ga hamarey paas..
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Yeh Paad waad koi buri cheez nahi hai “FARAZ”
Bas Soonghney wala khush ikhlaq hona chahiye..
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Baray Zalim Hain es Sheher k Log ~FARAZzz~….
Sim Badal k Kehten Hain.. “Pahechan KOn“

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TMBAKO noshi sehat k lia Muzar ha faraz
Wo shaks mujy ye kh kr NISWAR de gaya.

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Inn Bud Maashon Se Dosti Achi Nahi FARAZ,
Abba Tera Molvi Hai, Kuch To Khayal Kar..

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FARAZ NOW IN SINDHI REMIX..

“Aaon Tonjhay Ishq Main Chario Thi Weus FARAZ,
To Shaadi Karay Mukhay Mamu Banayi Chadeo.. “

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Faraz In A Doctor Mood:
Tamam Dwaiyan Bachon Ki Pohnch Se Door Rakhen FARAZ,
Tabiat Zyada Kharab Ho To Doctor Se Rujooh Karen..!!

 

[Looney]

Doohnd Raha Hay Woh Mujh Say Khafa Honay Ka Tariqa FARAZ
Sochta Hoon Chamat Mar Kar Uski Mushkil Aasan Kar Doon

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Is Qabar men bi humko sukoon ki neend naseeb nhi hui "Faraz"
Roz farishte aa k kehte hen k aaj koi naya shair ho jae.

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Kitnay armano se shadi ki raat uska ghongat uthaya mene faraz,
Or wo boli ke tujhe dulha kisne banaya Sahir Lodhi ke moo waale?

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Ghuleil se bachon ne ik Baaz maar dala,
Fauj ne dushman ka Jahaaz maar dala,
Mobile Users bhi peeche kaise rehte,
Ulte seedhe sheiron se FARAZ maar dala.

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Al-zohra towerz ki construction kya shru hogai faraz.........
Kambakht ganjay ne TV dkhna haram kardya

 

[Justcrazy]

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This is my Favorited thread.

 

[Looney]

Wo Aaj b mujy chaaKu le kr dhoond rhi hy FARAZ
Jisko maine 1 din kaha tha
Dil cheer k dekh tera he naam hoga.,

 

[DHONI183]

Wo Aaj b mujy chaaKu le kr dhoond rhi hy FARAZ
Jisko maine 1 din kaha tha
Dil cheer k dekh tera he naam hoga.,

Wonderful!!!

 

[DonJee]

please update this !!!!

 

[Smiling Creed]

mast hai......irshad looney bhai.

 

[DHONI183]

"Unn se mohabbat ka kya faida Faraz,
Jo aap ke liye eik Twitter ID bhi nahi banatey?"

 

[Looney]

Khud to pagal hai , mujhe bhi pagal karta hai
Faraz
Yeh ishq tou mujhe Rehman lagta hai

Agar Tera pyar paana hai Faraz
Tou mera pyaar screw driver hai

 

[Smiling Creed]

Agar Tera pyar paana hai Faraz
Tou mera pyaar screw driver hai

Wah wah wah wah.....chg gaye guru.

 

[ElRaja]

claim karne ja rahe thai hum upna free half chicken faraz,
kambakth nandos purana loyality card ab accept nahin kartai.... true story

 

[Looney]

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Is se ziyada talent or kaha milega faraz
Pakistan me larke bike chalate howe b msg type kr late hain

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<)) Oh bhai
_//samne dEkh Le nhi to msg k 7 khud b sent hojaiga



Dharkan ruk gai meri ye sun kar. Faraz,
Jab lite gai tou kam wali ney kaha
“what da hell is this” !!!!


Maine usy kitni bar kaha ha k din mai 8,9 glass pani pya karo Faraz
Lekin
wo phir bhi kehti ha k MERA TAN MAN PAYASA CHANA WE TERE PYAR DA..


Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya FARAZ
Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na chor jaee..


Teray Lot Anay Se Yeh Ehsas hua “~Faraz~”,.,.,
Jithay Di Khoti Othay Aan Khaloti!


Mehboob ki yad meain petrol pump py cigrt
kiya lagya FARAZ..
Meri to Duniya hi badal gai,
faqat ik Dhamaky se…

 

[Looney]

ik Haseen shaam us ajnabi Shaks ne mujhe rok ker ye kaha....Faraz!
"Chal Beta Mobile Nikaal"


Us ki gali mein jana chor diya, "FARAZ"...
Wahan tu kameenay " Nokia 3310 " bhi Cheen letay hain.


Usko aana hoga tu khud he challi aayegi FARAZ.....
Yoon baith kar toilet mai zor lagane se kia faida

Ahmed Faraz ki roh mukhatib hay......
Jawaanon shairi mey kia khoob rung jumatey hu...
Lekin
Kuttoun kamenoun yeh tu bataow mujhey beech mey kion laatey hu.

Bomb dhamakon se iss qadar ghabra chukay hain FARAZ.....
Kay Uchal partay hain khud apna hee PAAD sun kar.


Gas ki load shedding pe FARAZ ne kya khoob kaha hai...
Ab tou itni bhe muyassar nahi choolhon se.....
Jitni hum chorr diya karte hain koolhon se.

 

[DHONI183]

Wonderful poetry)!!!

 

[DHONI183]

"Iss kambakht dunya ko kya batao´´n Faraz?
Ellyse Perry ka naya interview hummei´n kitna khush kar ta hai,
Chehra khushi se bhar aata hai, dil dhadak dhadak kar ta hai,
Har eik lafz unnki zubaan se nikla, iss dil pe chhapp jaata hai."

 

[Looney]

Hum ne faqat us se waqt he poocha Faraz "kitny baje??"
Woh sharma ke boli Quad e Azam ke mazar pe subh 11 bajy

 

[DHONI183]

Since this poetry by Faraz has sort of come to an end, I have decided that I should be the one filling his boots. A slight change here is that I will replace his name by the word "Insaan".

"Yoo´n tou chappal har aurat nahi utthati Insaan,
Biwi ki ghulami ka shouk bus hummei´n hee laga rehta hai."

 

[LooneyReturns]

Dhoka mila jab pyar main
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi
Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko Faraz
Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi

Tere Hathoun k taqadus ka Khyaal Ata hai Faraz Warna
Warna Yasu Panju ma to hum Maaf Kia Nahi Kartay

Yu bahana banana nahin acha
Humko yu tadpaana nahin acha
Nikla na karo sar-e-bazar be-naqaab Faraz
Begairat hain log zamana nahin acha…

Dil ki batein btana acha lagta ha.
Phone per gup shup lagana acha lagta ha.
Shadi se pehle dil me bajte hein Sangeet Faraz
Bad me to bas Qumi Trana acha lagta ha.

Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi
Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi
Faraz Mer Jaoge Aise Roz Laga Lga Ker
Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI SPAGHOL Khate Kyun Nahi

Kata Hai Haj Kaabay Ka Safar Bhi
Surror-O-Kaif Ke Saagher Luundhaate
Yaheen Gaari Mai Huuqqa Mil Gaya Tha Faraz
Karachi Tak Gaye Hain Kash Lagaate

Woh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
Woh Aaj Bhi Hamein Dekh Kar Muskurate Hain
Yeh To Unke Bacche Hi Kameene Hain Faraz
Jo Mama Mama Keh Kar Hme Bulate Hain

Jahan Ki Khilwat Me Zulul Ayega
Gham-E-Tohin Se Kubul Nahi Ayega
Maklul Ki Ibrat Hai Ye Qurfa Faraz
Damag Phat Jayega Per Shair Samjh Nahi Ayega

 

[LooneyReturns]

In Barishon se keh do Kahin Or Jaa K Barsain Faraz .!
Bechari larkiyan" Thak Gai hain ghar men Wiper Laga Laga k



Jee bhar ke rone de aaj mujhe ae Faraz
Bachi ka number delete kar dia maulvi ki baaton maiN aa ke



‘Younhi soty rahy to kuch b na dekh pao gay Faraz
Uth jao k muhalay ki bachiyan colege ja rahi hain…’

 

[DHONI183]

Hilarious stuff)!!!!