The complexity of getting married

[blinding light]

Chill, Mamoon. Go drink some pepsi

She might be asleep. 12-24 hours should be your timespan in expecting a reply. Chances will fall drastically once it exceeds 24 hours.

It took you weeks to make that first move. Give her some breathing space, will ya?

 

[Mamoon]

3.23,

no reply. LOL

 

[waqar goraya]

Mamoon your job is done and ours too, now the ball is in her court. She could reply you tomorrow or the day after .

And if she does not respond then move on.

 

[Mamoon]

Bohat Pepsi pee hai.

I need green tea.

 

[sensible-indian-fan]

Chill bud.

I can feel your disappointment but its too premature to feel that way.

BL is spot on.

 

[Mamoon]

My only hope is she is sleeping.

 

[Mamoon]

Why did I do it. Got carried away. Sigh.

 

[sensible-indian-fan]

Not necessarily.

Even if she was awake and is still thinking about your message, that's a huge win.

As guys we can't analyze girls the way we do with guys.

 

[waqar goraya]

It is 3:30 after all. She probably was not waiting for your text all the night.

 

[Nostalgic]

now the ball is in her court

Lets hope she doesn't respond with a double-fisted cross-court backhand winner.


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[Mamoon]

3.29

 

[blinding light]

If you felt as much for her as you made it seem you did, then you shouldn't be ruing anything.

Hang in there for a while. Its freaking 3.29am.

I'm sure all of us can still recommend a helluva playlist to deal with a broken heart should things not work out.

 

[Mamoon]

Goodnight.

I need a bath.

 

[sensible-indian-fan]

You know what you are experiencing.

Remorse cos if you had delayed sending the message indefinitely, you would have lived in a world where her "yes" was a possibility.

Now that you are about to get an answer which may or may not be favorable for you, you are regretting it.

The former is of no use actually other than to help you live in perpetual hope.

 

[Mamoon]

I think its over.

 

[Mamoon]

Thanks for the help anyway.

It was a team effort.

Lock this thread.

 

[waqar goraya]

Why did I do it. Got carried away. Sigh.

To hell with her if she does not respond. Don't lower yourself in your eyes.

 

[blinding light]

Go eat something.

 

[sensible-indian-fan]

24 hours. Chill.

Why lock the thread?

Don't lock it.

 

[Nostalgic]

One thing is for sure. Even if she doesn't reply, the next time there's a family do, she'll know when you look at her.

It's almost intimate, this: knowing that you two share a secret now, and no one else*

*(PP readers excluded)


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[sensible-indian-fan]

Hey wait,

That number is 100% solid right?

No mistake in copying it and stuff right?

 

[Afridi96]

He must of checked enough times

 

[waqar goraya]

It is in fact a win-win situation for Mamoon. Even if she does not respond well then he would come out of his world of "fantasies" thinking that it was never to be.

 

[Nostalgic]

Better out than in, as they say here in the US of A.


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[Donal Cozzie]

This thread is full of so much win and fail and everything hahaha. I love you all!!

 

[sensible-indian-fan]

It is in fact a win-win situation for Mamoon. Even if she does not respond well then he would come out of his world of "fantasies" thinking that it was never to be.

True but what if he doesn't WANT to.

He loved drooling over her for 4 years now.

 

[sensible-indian-fan]

But yeah this could give him a closure.

24 hours it is.

 

[Hawkeye]

OMG!!
Hahaha Mamoon yara kho! How did I miss this thread?

I'm pretty impressed, there's no shortage of sheer beauty at KMC yet you have a crush only on your cousin

I'm pretty sure by the time you wake up she would've replied.

 

[Zohaib Shah]

If you truly love her then you should never give up. A quitter will always be a quitter while a winner will be someone who waits. So play this like a test match and not a twenty20.

 

[kingusama92]

That was a solid text, Mamoon.

 

[kingusama92]

If this girl doesn't work out, Mila Kunis isn't a good actress anyway.

We move onto the next girl.

This thread shall never die until Mamoon's marriage.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

If this girl doesn't work out, Mila Kunis isn't a good actress anyway.

We move onto the next girl.

This thread shall never die until Mamoon's marriage.

After hes married we can always work on setting up some affairs

 

[Nostalgic]

After hes married we can always work on setting up some affairs

Ashley Madison. "Life is Short. Have an Affair."


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[kingusama92]

After hes married we can always work on setting up some affairs

I like your thinking.

 

[Snow]

She must have been sleeping, by the time you wake up she would have texted

 

[0tt0man]

Don't worry Mamoon. Look at it in an optimistic way. Perhaps she is thinking of an answer to your 'proposal'.

 

[kaayal]

Glad that atleast you gave a shot..

Btw,nice and safe text.. Whoever proposed this,well done..

 

[Nostalgic]

Btw,nice and safe text.. Whoever proposed this,well done..

The seed was sown by your friendly resident Cupid.

Edited afterwards by other Cupids-in-training.


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[kaayal]

The seed was sown by your friendly resident Cupid.

Edited afterwards by other Cupids-in-training.


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Lol you know how to play this game..

 

[Nostalgic]

Lol you know how to play this game..

I do. If all this ends up blowing up in Mamoon's face I will pin the blame on the wannabes who edited my perfect first draft.

If not, I'm here to soak up the accolades.


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[Nostalgic]

It's the rishtay-wali-aunty in me

Wait, how did I miss this?

YOU'RE AN AUNTIE?!?!

Finally, an Auntie on PP!!


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[DHONI183]

Wow, great news! Now, be careful now. Once you are in a relationship, being cute is the most important thing. She found it very sweet recently when I swore upon my backbone that I love her.

 

[HamzaSaeen]

I've been lurking and reading this thread for a while now. Epic! )
Time to dive in

 

[DHONI183]

) this is the attitude that should be shown...

But I have given up on the manly attitude. Doesn't work for me. So once a female friend complained to me how a certain guy in the school was harassing her. I wanted to teach him a lesson by beating him with my belt. Utter embarrassment when just as I pulled it out my pants slipped down.

 

[blinding light]

Wait, how did I miss this?

YOU'RE AN AUNTIE?!?!

Finally, an Auntie on PP!!

I hate to break it to you, Nostalgic.. But I'm 20 - hardly an aunty

What I implied was that this thread appealed to my inner, rishtay-waali aunty tendencies - not that I'm an aunty myself!

But I have given up on the manly attitude. Doesn't work for me. So once a female friend complained to me how a certain guy in the school was harassing her. I wanted to teach him a lesson by beating him with my belt. Utter embarrassment when just as I pulled it out my pants slipped down.

) ) )

 

[kingusama92]

But I have given up on the manly attitude. Doesn't work for me. So once a female friend complained to me how a certain guy in the school was harassing her. I wanted to teach him a lesson by beating him with my belt. Utter embarrassment when just as I pulled it out my pants slipped down.

) )

I'd say you still gave him a visual beating there. Pant down, man down.

 

[Saqs]

) )

I'd say you still gave him a visual beating there. Pant down, man down.

That only works for Jinn I hear lol.

Also what exactly did you pull out Dhoni?

 

[Nostalgic]

I hate to break it to you, Nostalgic.. But I'm 20 - hardly an aunty

What I implied was that this thread appealed to my inner, rishtay-waali aunty tendencies - not that I'm an aunty myself!

Sigh. It was too good to be true.


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[Punisher]

Seriously what is up with rishtay-wali aunties! They can't stop cloning themselves, they are everywhere I go.

Strangely enough in the past year two have my male friends have contacted me and said I think you will be a very good match for this girl I know. In truth it was a very awkward experience.

Congratulations Mamoon, hopefully today you will receive her reply and we all pray it is a positive one. Otherwise Bata chappals will experience a sudden surge in demand

 

[battler]

I think PB did not reply back to mamoon because if she had I bet mamoon would have posted a picture of her reply here on pp.

 

[kingusama92]

That only works for Jinn I hear lol.

Also what exactly did you pull out Dhoni?

) ) )


Wanted to pull out the belt, took out the machine gun instead.

 

[TM Riddle]

) ) )


Wanted to pull out the belt, took out the machine gun instead.

More like a pichkaari

 

[blinding light]

Sigh. It was too good to be true.

Seriously what is up with rishtay-wali aunties! They can't stop cloning themselves, they are everywhere I go.

Strangely enough in the past year two have my male friends have contacted me and said I think you will be a very good match for this girl I know. In truth it was a very awkward experience.

Congratulations Mamoon, hopefully today you will receive her reply and we all pray it is a positive one. Otherwise Bata chappals will experience a sudden surge in demand

Just be glad you're not on the receiving end of things (prepping up to meet potential susraal, being quizzed on your height/weight/star-sign, whatnot, )

 

[TM Riddle]

This thread proves that how hard real life is for internet warriors like Mamoon . Seriously dude chullu bhar paani me Doob maro

 

[96NotOut]

I think Mamoon can benefit from this actually. He'll obviously be considering a honeymoon...sorry honeymamoon)) had to get that there)...So job well done


So where will the honeymamoon be Mamoon?

Honeymamoon... )

Good one!

I feel bad for you bec there's something else to rival your Pakistaniyat :/

What?

Seize this moment. Text her something short and sweet. Like so:

"Missed you. -- Mamoon"


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This. Do it.

 

[sensible-indian-fan]

Wait, how did I miss this?

YOU'RE AN AUNTIE?!?!

Finally, an Auntie on PP!!


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Ain't you an Auntie maniac?

Or is it someone else?

 

[Nostalgic]

Just be glad you're not on the receiving end of things (prepping up to meet potential susraal, being quizzed on your height/weight/star-sign, whatnot, )

Invest in a quality tea trolley and all will be well. No squeaking wheels, bumps in the carpet etc.

Also, Gala biscuits. Gala biscuits are the bomb. "Gala, Mehfil Ka Lutf Dobaala."


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[Arsal_AK]

Lets hope she is not a silent reader here on PP.Imagine her reading this.

 

[96NotOut]

Why the hell did I go to sleep last night? I'll never forgive myself for this.

 

[96NotOut]

Anyway, congrats dude. Finally.

 

[blinding light]

What?

You heard it. The conflicting idea of home, belonging - it can rip you apart if you do not pursue the correct thought process..

Lekin choro i sbaat ko, abhi tumharay khelney koodnay ke din hay....

Ain't you an Auntie maniac?

Or is it someone else?

It's him, alright.

Invest in a quality tea trolley and all will be well. No squeaking wheels, bumps in the carpet etc.

Also, Gala biscuits. Gala biscuits are the bomb. "Gala, Mehfil Ka Lutf Dobaala."

Aap ko hi na bula lu? You can hit on the potential saas (perfect aunty candidate!)

 

[Watsupdoc]

Just be glad you're not on the receiving end of things (prepping up to meet potential susraal, being quizzed on your height/weight/star-sign, whatnot, )

You gotta be kidding. You don't actually get quizzed on your star-sign )

 

[blinding light]

You gotta be kidding. You don't actually get quizzed on your star-sign )

You do. Believe me, you do.

 

[96NotOut]

You do. Believe me, you do.

Lolwut? Seriously...?

Pakistani Aunties. *shakes head*

 

[Ikball]

What will I tell her when she asks how I got her number?

Just tell her that you did not come to function. Thats why I took your no from a cousin and is asking.

 

[Ikball]

Its been a rough week. My Dad cancelled my post paid connection because the bill was too high for the third month running. Demoted back to prepaid.

I have balance for 4 texts only.

Give me your no I shall send you easyload.

 

[Watsupdoc]

That is just epic - I can just imagine an aunty going - 'beta what is your star sign?' )

 

[battler]

Did Mamoon not wake up yet or is he purposely avoiding this thread

 

[Nostalgic]

The Zodiac sign was a big thing in Pakistan, and not just with rishtay wali aunties. People would look at you intently, judging you, and then pop the question: what is your "star?"

When I said Scorpio, they fled for dear life.


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[DHONI183]

Bad experiences have made me a love guru. I was told that girls like being treated like babies and I hardly knew what that meant.

So on Valentine´s Day in 2007, I gifted her a baby-pacifier with fruit pulp.

Bad news: the relationship ended.
Good news: she returned them, I got my money back from the shop.

 

[TM Riddle]

Any Taureans here ?

 

[blinding light]

And its not just rishtay-wali aunties (I haven't faced those yet, thank God!), but random aunties anywhere!

I've been asked about such things at some shaadis by random aunties sitting next to me.

It's like a minefield out there, I swear.

 

[battler]

Bad experiences have made me a love guru. I was told that girls like being treated like babies and I hardly knew what that meant.

So on Valentine´s Day in 2007, I gifted her a baby-pacifier with fruit pulp.

Bad news: the relationship ended.
Good news: she returned them, I got my money back from the shop.

) Too good!

 

[96NotOut]

I don't go to shaadis. I feel uncomfortable with so many people around me.

 

[Ikball]

Nah, I think he implies that generally she was "missing," and he felt her absence as opposed to Mamoon directly "missing" PB.

Adding we should make it a little better. Shows that as a mezbaan/host, he missed her.

Nice idea..! I must say

 

[Nostalgic]

Aap ko hi na bula lu? You can hit on the potential saas (perfect aunty candidate!)

As it happens I wasn't even there for my own rishta. I was out meeting "the girl" and she told me her mom was going to my place to ask for my hand in marriage.

They were in a bit of a rush, see, given how she's older than me by quite a few years.

My life is messed up in numerous ways, the above being just one example.


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[Ikball]

Any Taureans here ?

Here it is.

 

[blinding light]

It's so weird, and utterly pointless.

Once I tell them I'm a Virgo, they demand an explanation as to "what I am like."

I can't count the number of times I've wanted to say "the kind that would punch you for asking too many questions."

As it happens I wasn't even there for my own rishta. I was out meeting "the girl" and she told me her mom was going to my place to ask for my hand in marriage.

They were in a bit of a rush, see, given how she's older than me by quite a few years.

My life is messed up in numerous ways, the above being just one example.

Interesting, but for some reason, I don't feel like I want to know any more detail

 

[DHONI183]

Having similarities between yourself and the girl is a good thing, but not always! Bad experience, again!

"Your favourite colour? Blue? God! Mine too. Favourite player? Dhoni? Same here! Favourite film and song? Those ones? Great! Our likes are so similar!"

She: "But I like girls."

Me: "O´ great..... ermmm.... me too. Bye!"

 

[96NotOut]

Having similarities between yourself and the girl is a good thing, but not always! Bad experience, again!

"Your favourite colour? Blue? God! Mine too. Favourite player? Dhoni? Same here! Favourite film and song? Those ones? Great! Our likes are so similar!"

She: "But I like girls."

Me: "O´ great..... ermmm.... me too. Bye!"

)
How do you come up with this?