The complexity of getting married

[Haz95]

It's indelibly engraved in everyone's mind.

 

[Afridi96]

Anyone remember that text? 'hey missed you at our house' or something like that and then mamoon got blanked ) ) )

He should have sent it 3 hours before

 

[battler]

U and ur sherwani BL

 

[Haz95]

He should have sent it 3 hours before

lol you missed it, it was hilarious..Its what urged me to talk about movies and [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] tried to copy me

 

[Afridi96]

lol you missed it, it was hilarious..Its what urged me to talk about movies and [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] tried to copy me

Lool yh I was there It was 96* who slept through it, and allow her she's young (a kid)

 

[battler]

need some of your advice

 

[Azzurri]

need some of your advice

Oh really

I Never knew my advices are that much prescious

 

[Haz95]

Lool yh I was there It was 96* who slept through it, and allow her she's young (a kid)

lol mamoon must feel proper stupid making this thread...Still surprised to see it be so famous even now haha

 

[battler]

Oh really

I Never knew my advices are that much prescious

How should mamoon patao PB during ramzan?

 

[Afridi96]

lol mamoon must feel proper stupid making this thread...Still surprised to see it be so famous even now haha

Na man it's peak though, In'Sha'Allah [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] marries AH/PB, Ameen.

 

[Azzurri]

Lool someone has to be

If this is the reason then i guess you should go for

he needs some fans desperately

 

[Azzurri]

How should mamoon patao PB during ramzan?

Come on Man ! This guy Mamoon is a coward person , No courage what so ever

I am having a feeling that i am wasting my prescious advices on this useless One sided love story

 

[Afridi96]

If this is the reason then i guess you should go for

he needs some fans desperately

Yh you definitely should, at least for a little while

 

[battler]

Come on Man ! This guy Mamoon is a coward person , No courage what so ever

I am having a feeling that i am wasting my prescious advices on this useless One sided love story

He is not a coward, just a little shy infact very shy

 

[Azzurri]

He is not a coward, just a little shy infact very shy

To be Honest He just need to follow my advices ..

i really believe that he can achieve his mission impossible with the help of my advices , His determination and support from you guys..
Mamoon"s got every ingridient to make this recipee but alas he is still at zero level

 

[Azzurri]

I Have another great plan for him .. i am just waiting for the right time to disclose it otherwise he may ruin all my hardwork with his over-excitement

 

[Haz95]

Na man it's peak though, In'Sha'Allah [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] marries AH/PB, Ameen.

lol it ent peak haha...its funny. Mamoon's whipped ahaha and as Haroon said, a coward

 

[battler]

I Have another great plan for him .. i am just waiting for the right time to disclose it otherwise he may ruin all my hardwork with his over-excitement

Yes tell him once ramadan begins

 

[Afridi96]

I Have another great plan for him .. i am just waiting for the right time to disclose it otherwise he may ruin all my hardwork with his over-excitement

The suspense

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Haroon. Share with us your almighty wisdom....

*grabs popcorn*

 

[Azzurri]

Haroon. Share with us your almighty wisdom....

*grabs popcorn*

Firsty Let my professor check my windom tomorrow

 

[blinding light]

At this point, I'm even willing to hear what HJ has to say..

 

[Zohaib Shah]

HJ is the real love guru of PP.

 

[96NotOut]

Mamoon needs to blush!

And hey BL. Having fun?

 

[96NotOut]

U and ur sherwani BL

Sherwanis are good and über classy. The only problem with a sherwani is that it's too dressy. :/

lol you missed it, it was hilarious..Its what urged me to talk about movies and [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION] tried to copy me

Ahem? I copied you?

And yeah, I can't believe all that happened while I was asleep.

 

[Afridi96]

Now that I think about it, even i've got advice for Mamoon. Hmm…

 

[96NotOut]

Lets stop giving Mamoon advice and start praying for him.

Our suggestions will just go to waste.

 

[Afridi96]

Do Dua for me exam in 5 mins and I did do Dua for Mamoon^

 

[Mamoon]

Why Dua?

 

[Mamoon]

Enter PB.

She notices that stunning painting. Perhaps asks about it. Either of your dad/father says its painted by Mamoon.

PB throws a glance at Mamoon. Probably with raised eyebrows

Cue Mamoon - clad in his best (pref, sherwani), preferably black - giving a lopsided grin of acknowledgement, but breaks eye contact first.

Mamoon keeps clear of her way (ESP no staring). They meet again at the dinner table, where he finally starts a conversation with her.

---

I was bored.

All this is well and good but there are two certainties.

1) I am NOT wearing a Sherwani. We just don't wear it in KPK and I am not sure why she will love it or be obsessed with it.

2) When she will throw me a glance with raised eyebrows, I'll turn into a tomato.

 

[Mamoon]

HJ, shoot.

I can do with a good laugh. Have had a rough day at college. :adnan

 

[battler]

All this is well and good but there are two certainties.

1) I am NOT wearing a Sherwani. We just don't wear it in KPK and I am not sure why she will love it or be obsessed with it.

2) When she will throw me a glance with raised eyebrows, I'll turn into a tomato.

I think u might faint if she looks at u like that

 

[96NotOut]

Mamoon, when she comes, play Justin Timberlake's "Mirrors". It suits your situation.

I can't get that song out of my head.

 

[DHONI183]

Now that I think about it, even i've got advice for Mamoon. Hmm…

Whatever the advice is, make sure that it doesn´t involve the risk of getting insulted. I dislike being insulted by girls, and here´s one example.....

A slap in the face for [MENTION=134809]sensible-indian-fan[/MENTION] bhai who thinks that I am great with girls!

 

[Mamoon]

Mamoon, when she comes, play Justin Timberlake's "Mirrors". It suits your situation.

I can't get that song out of my head.

I don't like him.

 

[Mamoon]

I think u might faint if she looks at u like that

No, I am not that shy. :adnan

 

[Mamoon]

That's embarrassing.

 

[96NotOut]

I don't like him.

I don't know whether I like him or not, but that song is amazing!

 

[Mamoon]

I will give it a go.

 

[96NotOut]

You haven't heard it?

The end is stupid, play the first 4 minutes or so. The last 4 are just the same.

 

[Mamoon]

I am not really into music.

 

[96NotOut]

Me neither, but I still listen to a few songs here and there, courtesy my friend. She's always listening to one song or the other.

 

[Mamoon]

Most people are obsessed with music. It gives me headache.

 

[96NotOut]

It doesn't give me a headache, songs are just so monotonous. They all focus on one thing, more or less.

 

[Mamoon]

I wonder if she likes music. Hates Justin Bieber though.

 

[96NotOut]

Who likes Justin Bieber?

 

[Mamoon]

Well I always see girls go crazy over him but haven't met a fan in my life.

 

[96NotOut]

I don't think you will.

He's taken a backseat with the advent of One Direction anyway. All the Beliebers have become Directioners.

 

[Mamoon]

One Direction is as bad.

 

[96NotOut]

They're worse. I could handle JB because he was just one guy, but now when you have 5 people like him, plus himself...

 

[Mamoon]

Zayn Malik is the worst of the lot.

 

[96NotOut]

He's just as bad as the others. I hate him the most because girls at school are head over heels in love with him.

 

[Haz95]

I copied you
And yeah, I can't believe all that happened while I was asleep.

There mate, fixed it for you

Ohh same, no revision done for today's exam

this is where the term 'yolo' comes to play lol

 

[Haz95]

One Direction wouldn't be a tenth of how famous they are if it weren't for looks. Zayn's fame has come partly because the Pakistani community in England are all supporting him[like they do with Amir Khan] and partly due to looks

 

[Mamoon]

He's just as bad as the others. I hate him the most because girls at school are head over heels in love with him.

All these girls will get over him soon. He's an idiot.

 

[Mamoon]

One Direction wouldn't be a tenth of how famous they are if it weren't for looks. Zayn's fame has come partly because the Pakistani community in England are all supporting him[like they do with Amir Khan] and partly due to looks

He's not even good looking.

 

[96NotOut]

1D famous for looks? What looks?

 

[96NotOut]

There mate, fixed it for you

Okay, sure. Whatever helps you sleep.

 

[Mamoon]

Looking like douches.

 

[96NotOut]

All these girls will get over him soon. He's an idiot.

By then they will have found someone else to go crazy over. :/

 

[Mamoon]

Me, when I become a media personality.

 

[96NotOut]

You mean prime minister.

Then I can brag I know you. (Sort of.)

 

[Mamoon]

I will become a media personality long before I will become the PM, too bad I'll be taken by PB.

 

[96NotOut]

Being taken already will be even better.

I can't wait to see what they'll do. You might have to hire a bodyguard or two for PB.

 

[Haz95]

Like it or not but in the western world, thats deemed good looks...Not Mamoon or Junaid Khan
plus Zayn's not a bad singer

 

[96NotOut]

Like it or not but in the western world, thats deemed good looks...Not Mamoon or Junaid Khan
plus Zayn's not a bad singer

I know the western world well enough.

He's the most decent of the 5, but apart from his jawline, what's there to look at? And their songs...

And Junaid Khan isn't that ugly.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

On behalf of Ireland I'd like to apologise to the world for giving you Niall Horan. I hope you'll forgive us.....

I think if Mamoon wants to get PB's attention he'll have to do something drastic and eye catching. Putting on a sherwani and dancing to a Coldplay song should do the trick (Mamoon. We're not giving up until we see a picture of you on the selfie thread in a sherwani. Just do it )

 

[96NotOut]

Apology accepted. Do you know he wanted the band to be named "Niall and the Potatoes"?

Play "Mirrors". It's amazing and will explain his staring.

 

[Mamoon]

Being taken already will be even better.

I can't wait to see what they'll do. You might have to hire a bodyguard or two for PB.

She is so beautiful I've will have to hire bodyguards as well.

 

[Mamoon]

Zayn can be presentable if he fixes his disastrous hair.

 

[96NotOut]

She is so beautiful I've will have to hire bodyguards as well.

You mean...?

 

[Batman]

Guys stick to the topic no more chit chat here.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

I remember that song lol. Its kinda old. Still catchy though.

On a side note Justin Timberlake is actually a useful actor. Hes good in the Social Network and a film called Alpha Dog hes quite good in as well

Anyway Mamoon you could wow her with this song Just dont forget the sherwani

Edit: Right im off to the daily life thread or whatever its called

 

[Mamoon]

You mean...?

Typo.

I mean "I'll have to"

 

[Mamoon]

I am NOT wearing a sherwani. Nobody wears it here!

You don't understand how odd and awkward it'll look.

 

[96NotOut]

Let's just go back to wooing PB. Use that song.

Sign up for Twitter and tweet it to her.

 

[Mamoon]

Tweeting her songs is very Bollywood like.

 

[96NotOut]

"Here" being Peshawar?

Wear a sherwani to your brother's wedding. It'll look good.

And I just came to think of this, your brother is the one who sort of inspired the creation of this thread.

 

[96NotOut]

My suggestion wasn't meant to be implemented.

The most practical advice here is HJ's.

 

[Mamoon]

Yeah. I'll wear a suit on Baraat and Walima and Shalwar Kameez on mehndi.

Good catch. Yes he did.