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[Aman]

Assets you say?

 

[Mamoon]

Yes

 

[Aman]

How's life at the Cats treating you?

 

[Mamoon]

How's life at the Cats treating you?

I am the face of the franchise now, so yeah pretty VIP treatment so far.

 

[Aman]

I am the face of the franchise now, so yeah pretty VIP treatment so far.

Good luck with Shaz and Teesras egos I'll be surprised if you get a look in for a B contract

 

[Mamoon]

Good luck with Shaz and Teesras egos I'll be surprised if you get a look in for a B contract

Well, they've found their match

 

[TM Riddle]

wait you are Part of the ? how come no one told me this?

 

[Aman]

Well, they've found their match

Shaz and Teesra will eat you alive

 

[Justcrazy]

Make Dean Jones Pakistan coach

 

[DHONI183]

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Make Dean Jones Pakistan coach

Although it´s likely that the PCB may not bother visiting the 'Time Pass' section of the forum and hence also this thread.

 

[kaayal]

Ambirajappanu puthiya cinemakalonnum illaannu thonnunallo.

 

[Ambi]

Ambirajappanu puthiya cinemakalonnum illaannu thonnunallo.

Free aa mole,namakku onnu koodialo

 

[kaayal]

Athinu veralle nokikko Gd n8.

 

[FreeBird]

Make Dean Jones Pakistan coach

If you are telling this to PCB then it's like asking a street donkey to get a PhD in quantum physics.

 

[Ambi]

Athinu veralle nokikko Gd n8.

Aye Athinalla ithinu aa kshanichatu

Nee kooda undankil vellathinu panjamilalo

 

[Radiance Of Australis]

I have an irrational fear of browsing PP at university and having some desi dude come up and say hey! That's PakPassion, whats your username?

Right now I'm sitting at the cornermost cubicle at the cornermost section of the library.

 

[FreeBird]

I have an irrational fear of browsing PP at university and having some desi dude come up and say hey! That's PakPassion, whats your username?

Right now I'm sitting at the cornermost cubicle at the cornermost section of the library.

Yep, THAT'S when you name a person who has won a few POTW to introduce yourself.

 

[DHONI183]

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I have an irrational fear of browsing PP at university and having some desi dude come up and say hey! That's PakPassion, whats your username?

Right now I'm sitting at the cornermost cubicle at the cornermost section of the library.

Your fears aren´t unfounded. I once met a Germany based PPer in a bus. Before I could add much, he proceeded to say a few heart-breaking things about me. He said that there´s this joker DHONI183, a drama queen, a traitor too, who seems to post nonsense all the while. When he enquired about my username, I stuttered and bit and said, "I am user SOSami. On a visit here for a few days only.... "

He muttered, "Even worse!", asked the driver to stop the bus. Before stepping outside, he said, "I can´t tolerate a fan of a guy like Mohammad Sami even for a second! Goodbye!"

 

[endymion248]

I have an irrational fear of browsing PP at university and having some desi dude come up and say hey! That's PakPassion, whats your username?

Right now I'm sitting at the cornermost cubicle at the cornermost section of the library.

Me too! Or someone I know recognizing me from my posts. Anyways, if I ever am in the situation, I will tell them I am saadi, Nostalgic or vandokkum

 

[Justcrazy]

If you are telling this to PCB then it's like asking a street donkey to get a PhD in quantum physics.

why ?

 

[Radiance Of Australis]

Your fears aren´t unfounded. I once met a Germany based PPer in a bus. Before I could add much, he proceeded to say a few heart-breaking things about me. He said that there´s this joker DHONI183, a drama queen, a traitor too, who seems to post nonsense all the while. When he enquired about my username, I stuttered and bit and said, "I am user SOSami. On a visit here for a few days only.... "

He muttered, "Even worse!", asked the driver to stop the bus. Before stepping outside, he said, "I can´t tolerate a fan of a guy like Mohammad Sami even for a second! Goodbye!"

That's so mean! :/

Did you find out which poster he was?

 

[Radiance Of Australis]

Me too! Or someone I know recognizing me from my posts. Anyways, if I ever am in the situation, I will tell them I am saadi, Nostalgic or vandokkum

Haha!
But what if they ask you to prove it, lol

 

[endymion248]

Haha!
But what if they ask you to prove it, lol

Talking about the exquisite delices of 1965 Chardonnay in Dutch while complaining about my sore joints should do the trick.

 

[DHONI183]

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That's so mean! :/

Did you find out which poster he was?

So rude, isn't it?

Now that you are asking, let me reveal for the first time ever who he was:

Poster Dhump!!! Yes, he whom I treat and respect like a brother!

 

[dhump]

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So rude, isn't it?



Now that you are asking, let me reveal for the first time ever who he was:



Poster Dhump!!! Yes, he whom I treat and respect like a brother!

Lahoolwallaah bhaai itna sach bata dia to wo bhi bata dena tha jo mainay jootian maari thin....

In my defense it was my twin brother although we share views about certain things.

 

[dhump]

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That's so mean! :/



Did you find out which poster he was?

Yeah was me..... Sooo what ?? Its not mean, how can you support
Sami ??? and who thinks Dhoni183 is no drama queen ehhh ??

 

[DHONI183]

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Lahoolwallaah bhaai itna sach bata dia to wo bhi bata dena tha jo mainay jootian maari thin....

In my defense it was my twin brother although we share views about certain things.

Yeah was me..... Sooo what ?? Its not mean, how can you support
Sami ??? and who thinks Dhoni183 is no drama queen ehhh ??

I refuse to believe this twin brother theory. We all watch films. Aur wo eik eik jooti seedhi mere dil pe lagi thi!

Yes, yes, yes! I am a drama queen, but has anyone ever tried to understand me? I wanted to be a king but I realised soon enough that I am not good for that, hence settled with being a queen.

 

[GreenKnightRises]

Cool German Stories

 

[Justcrazy]

Dhamakadar Dynamites ..........

 

[Aman]

Dhamakadar Dynamites ..........

- yeah!

 

[Aman]

Your fears aren´t unfounded. I once met a Germany based PPer in a bus. Before I could add much, he proceeded to say a few heart-breaking things about me. He said that there´s this joker DHONI183, a drama queen, a traitor too, who seems to post nonsense all the while. When he enquired about my username, I stuttered and bit and said, "I am user SOSami. On a visit here for a few days only.... "

He muttered, "Even worse!", asked the driver to stop the bus. Before stepping outside, he said, "I can´t tolerate a fan of a guy like Mohammad Sami even for a second! Goodbye!"

Hahaha will tell SOSami this

I'm sure there's a few Indian fans out there who would have a few choice words for me, you saw the pm's I received didn't you?

 

[DHONI183]

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I'm sure there's a few Indian fans out there who would have a few choice words for me, you saw the pm's I received didn't you?

The amount of torture that we both are made to go through due to our "traitorship" is bound to develop sympathies for each other, which is why we would have made for a perfect couple if you had been a girl, or even myself.

 

[Aman]

The amount of torture that we both are made to go through due to our "traitorship" is bound to develop sympathies for each other, which is why we would have made for a perfect couple if you had been a girl, or even myself.

Are you coming onto me Dhoni?

You and I are definitely one of a kind, there aren't many like us in this world, we probably would have made a great match but alas.

 

[DHONI183]

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Are you coming onto me Dhoni?

You and I are definitely one of a kind, there aren't many like us in this world, we probably would have made a great match but alas.

I am just expressing my grief at the un-happened.....

I can easily imagine ourselves sitting hand-in-hand position in front of our television set watching an Indo-Pak game, with yourself wearing a Misbah shirt and myself of MS Dhoni´s.

My extreme admiration for you won´t be welcomed by the Indians on the forum, but who cares? I don´t fear the world!

 

[Aman]

Pretty random day today, a girl randomly sat next to me despite there being plenty of other seats and started talking to me.

 

[dhump]

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Pretty random day today, a girl randomly sat next to me despite there being plenty of other seats and started talking to me.

Could be one of those thai girls beware.

 

[Aman]

I am just expressing my grief at the un-happened.....

I can easily imagine ourselves sitting hand-in-hand position in front of our television set watching an Indo-Pak game, with yourself wearing a Misbah shirt and myself of MS Dhoni´s.

My extreme admiration for you won´t be welcomed by the Indians on the forum, but who cares? I don´t fear the world!

Sounds like a brilliant idea for a day time Indian soap, I wonder if any execs from Star visit PP this is a hit in the making!

 

[Aman]

Could be one of those thai girls beware.

She was Kiwi Asian

 

[DHONI183]

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Sounds like a brilliant idea for a day time Indian soap, I wonder if any execs from Star visit PP this is a hit in the making!

It is! Here´s an old post which again highlights my ability to tell the future or the untold.....

..... I always face trouble from my fellow countrymen for being a Pakistani fan of MS Dhoni. It is most likely that I will marry a girl who is a fan of someone not being from her country, and faces problems from her countrymen. So, it is very likely that I will develop a strong feeling of sympathy towards her and vice versa....

^ http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showpost.php?p=5605099&postcount=68 ^

 

[Aman]

It is! Here´s an old post which again highlights my ability to tell the future or the untold.....



^ http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showpost.php?p=5605099&postcount=68 ^

I guess the search continues for us, I hope you find your true love who you can share such special moments with you.

I'm more accepting of marrying a Pakistani girl than an Indian even though I know my mother will not approve.

 

[dhump]

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She was Kiwi Asian

Asians ahmm ahmm always shady....Trust me I got my experiences when I was young as you.

 

[Aman]

Asians ahmm ahmm always shady....Trust me I got my experiences when I was young as you.

Thanks for the warning, I'll be careful

But I doubt it's anything, as I pretty much ignored her

 

[dhump]

Cool German Stories

You making fun of Germans .


TIP: Run like crazy if you see white blond tall guys in tight black uniforms and leather gloves may be they are coming for you.

 

[dhump]

Thanks for the warning, I'll be careful

But I doubt it's anything, as I pretty much ignored her

and as I am giving tips one last brotherly tip...

Always check the bone on the skull if its pointy run for your lifeeeee.
Its an easier test to rectify.

 

[Aman]

I'm not trying to act like a - or anything but I was just paying attention to lecturer and didn't think anything of it at the time.

 

[Aman]

and as I am giving tips one last brotherly tip...

Always check the bone on the skull if its pointy run for your lifeeeee.
Its an easier test to rectify.

Haha it seems you had a real hell of a time

Care to elaborate?

 

[DHONI183]

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I have this dream about my marital life that I would make my beloved wife join this forum and she would then be bit of an auntie offering advise to others on life-related issues. Or us both sorting out our issues in this thread where she would apologise for that vase that she threw at me, which she did by doubting my loyalty after she logged into my account and saw my "spam" folder.

Or myself posting my poems about her in this thread and then she would accidentally read and say, "You are so cute!"

Or, or.... Myself adding a thread to ask everyone on how to cook her favourite dish and myself pretending as if I am hiding it from her how loving I am.

 

[96NotOut]

Just wonder whether girls stare too but it goes unnoticed due to this practice being more commonly associated to men. I am not asserting anything, rather instead drawing our attention to something not too focused in general.

My post could well be treated like more of a question.

Girls stare too, it's just discreet. And you better be grateful, it's discreet, cuz if you're a girl, only one guy stares. If you're a guy, the girl and her gazillion friends stare. That must be creepy.

 

[dhump]

Haha it seems you had a real hell of a time

Care to elaborate?

Well you travel in your young ages with friends and meet strange people... There was a taxi driver in bankok who said that here it is difficult to rectify if its a girl or you know who, so before you try anyone just try and feel the back of (his/her) head, and if its a pointy bone sticking out of the skull try and avoid. So we kinda put it on the test as a joke and it really did worked out at times

I am still not sure how true it is but boy its easier to feel back of head so why not try it

 

[Radiance Of Australis]

Thanks for the warning, I'll be careful

But I doubt it's anything, as I pretty much ignored her

What's with you boys playing hard to get when a girl comes up to you and starts talking, lol?

Now I did that once and after that day, the dude refused to even look at me even by accident.
The same guy who eye-stalked the hell out of me for one whole semester.

 

[Radiance Of Australis]

Yeah was me..... Sooo what ?? Its not mean, how can you support
Sami ??? and who thinks Dhoni183 is no drama queen ehhh ??

Lol I think it's mean because you refused to talk to someone because of their choice of favourite sportsperson.
The bit about Rawal was rude as well. And I don't think he is a drama queen.

 

[dhump]

Lol I think it's mean because you refused to talk to someone because of their choice of favourite sportsperson.
The bit about Rawal was rude as well. And I don't think he is a drama queen.

-M sami seriously how can you like him??? do you want me to bring his career record up ???
-He himself admitted that he wanted to be drama king so end up as queen.

and above all didnt you read it was my evil twin brother who did this all. I just find it out when poor Rawal posted it that day, I was as shocked as you are.

 

[DHONI183]

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Lol I think it's mean because you refused to talk to someone because of their choice of favourite sportsperson.
The bit about Rawal was rude as well. And I don't think he is a drama queen.

It feels so nice to see someone saying that I am actually not a drama queen. Thank you, thank you so much!

-M sami seriously how can you like him??? do you want me to bring his career record up ???
-He himself admitted that he wanted to be drama king so end up as queen.

and above all didnt you read it was my evil twin brother who did this all. I just find it out when poor Rawal posted it that day, I was as shocked as you are.

Despite your continuous digs at me even in this thread, I give you the benefit of the doubt and forgive you by believing your twin brother theory.

 

[dhump]

Despite your continuous digs at me even in this thread, I give you the benefit of the doubt and forgive you by believing your twin brother theory.

And that's how I earn my bread and butter.

 

[GreenKnightRises]

And that's how I earn my bread and butter.

.

 

[Mamoon]

The girl whom I went out with on a date has stopped texting me.

 

[Square Drive]

Exams over!!!

 

[FreeBird]

The girl whom I went out with on a date has stopped texting me.

That's why you should have offered to pay her mobile phone bills.

 

[FreeBird]

Exams over!!!

Matric?

 

[Square Drive]

Matric?

Lol, High School.

 

[TM Riddle]

The girl whom I went out with on a date has stopped texting me.

should have kissed her

 

[FreeBird]

should have kissed her

Better no text than a slap in public?

 

[GreenKnightRises]

Exams over!!!

Beta,Is baar A to Z aur 1-100 sahin se likha ya nahin ??

 

[DHONI183]

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And that's how I earn my bread and butter.

My evil plan is to beat a daylight out of you and then claim that this was planned for your twin brother. Beware.....

Beta,Is baar A to Z aur 1-100 sahin se likha ya nahin ??

Janaab, pehley aap tou "sahi" ko sahi tarha likhna seekhey´n. Iss lafz mey´n na hee Noon hai, na hee Noon-Gunna.

Agli baar bachchey ko tanng nahi´n kariyega.

*Joking!*

 

[dhump]

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My evil plan is to beat a daylight out of you and then claim that this was planned for your twin brother. Beware.....

Ajaaye aaj 1:30 bajay kaiser str. Long lunch ka prog hay yaha.

 

[DHONI183]

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Ajaaye aaj 1:30 bajay kaiser str. Long lunch ka prog hay yaha.

Kaiser Straße tou theek hai, par Haus Nummer bhi tou btayei´n ya phir ye bolna parreyga, "Behn, ye Dhumpu Badmaash kaha mileingey?"

 

[GreenKnightRises]

My evil plan is to beat a daylight out of you and then claim that this was planned for your twin brother. Beware.....



Janaab, pehley aap tou "sahi" ko sahi tarha likhna seekhey´n. Iss lafz mey´n na hee Noon hai, na hee Noon-Gunna.

Agli baar bachchey ko tanng nahi´n kariyega.

*Joking!*

Urdu to English conversion problems

 

[FreeBird]

Ajaaye aaj 1:30 bajay kaiser str. Long lunch ka prog hay yaha.

Yar ye "long lunch" Kia cheez hai? Khaaney ko lamba karkay khaatey hain? Jesay roti ka lamba sa role banaa kay aik side ko shorbay mein dibotay hain?

 

[dhump]

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Yar ye "long lunch" Kia cheez hai? Khaaney ko lamba karkay khaatey hain? Jesay roti ka lamba sa role banaa kay aik side ko shorbay mein dibotay hain?

Bas aisa hi haay aur bohot sa waqt zaya kartay hain abhi tak jari hay zaaya karna.

 

[kaayal]

Buhahaha..) )

Sorry Rawal,i think i should stop this cruel joke now.otherwise you will get a heart attack.

meine kabhi aisi harkat apni bhaiyon se bhi naheen ki hai.i know you must be really angry now that if you know my address personally,you will send some gundas to beat me up.)

i thoroughly enjoyed this drama as long as it lasted and ho sake toh mujhe maaf kar dena.

 

[DHONI183]

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I feel Mr. Dhump has fallen in love with this thread.... It really feels as if he is enjoying chatting here.

Buhahaha..) )

Sorry Rawal,i think i should stop this cruel joke now.otherwise you will get a heart attack.

meine kabhi aisi harkat apni bhaiyon se bhi naheen ki hai.i know you must be really angry now that if you know my address personally,you will send some gundas to beat me up.)

i thoroughly enjoyed this drama as long as it lasted and ho sake toh mujhe maaf karna.

Kaayal!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are done! I am going to kill you! You did to me what I do to others! *Emotional blackmail trolling.*

But I must admit, you win!

 

[kaayal]

Aakhir behen kiska hai

 

[QazzarFan]

The girl whom I went out with on a date has stopped texting me.

What happened on the date? Did u hold her hand playfully..tell her how beautiful she is and then lightly brush up against her shoulder and softly whisper in her ear.....pay for my dinner

 

[DHONI183]

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Aakhir behen kiska hai

A big facepalm at your Hindi/Urdu! Never attempt again! In the light of the last two words, you have first referred to yourself as male and in the third person. Here´s a translation:

"After all, whose sister is he?"

Also, if you hadn´t been like my sister, my "Revenge plan" (as a response to your prank) would have revolved around sending you a love letter, or something.

 

[cricket083]

Beta,Is baar A to Z aur 1-100 sahin se likha ya nahin ??

Lol,it is not sahin.

 

[cricket083]

My evil plan is to beat a daylight out of you and then claim that this was planned for your twin brother. Beware.....



Janaab, pehley aap tou "sahi" ko sahi tarha likhna seekhey´n. Iss lafz mey´n na hee Noon hai, na hee Noon-Gunna.

Agli baar bachchey ko tanng nahi´n kariyega.

*Joking!*

It is not Noon Gunna,it is Noon Ghunna.

 

[DHONI183]

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It is not Noon Gunna,it is Noon Ghunna.

Oh´ well, this game of pointing out errors has struck the one who started it!

 

[kaayal]

Lol don't worry Rawal,i am not that stupid to use my hindi/urdu or tamil in public.i can do mistake only here where no one knows me.and also you will be there to correct it.and who cares about the embarassment here.

And about 'revenge plan',bring it on.i am ready.

 

[GreenKnightRises]

You speak Urdu,Kaaya ??

 

[GreenKnightRises]

Lol,it is not sahin.

Well, am a fan of Nuri Sahin. Hence the similarity dear Urdu Guru.