The Topicless Thread

[96NotOut]

He can teach me Pushto.

Then I ditch him for Junaid.

 

[Mamoon]

Wait 8 years. I'm not 25 yet.

See, I have agreed to even without seeing you. Big hearted guy I am.

I will be a 30 year old uncle in 8 years.

2019 is it then. If you change your mind just leave this forum. I won't be able to trace you.

 

[96NotOut]

Aced my exam despite of wasting half of the previous day on PP.Alhamdulillah!

Congrats.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

LOL even me it's ridiculous really

It's funny how poora saal koi poochta nahi, and they all suddenly remember you on result day.

I agree. Honestly, I hate talking to anyone on phone.

 

[Mamoon]

Why would you ditch me for paindu Junaid?

 

[blinding light]

Hum tou dono taraf say hon ge

Bilkul!!

 

[cricket083]

Why would you ditch me for paindu Junaid?

Mind you language please..

 

[Mamoon]

I feel shy talking on phone and I hate that awkward pause which results when both people start talking at the same time and then both wait for a brief moment for the other to talk.

 

[96NotOut]

See, I have agreed to even without seeing you. Big hearted guy I am.

I will be a 30 year old uncle in 8 years.

2019 is it then. If you change your mind just leave this forum. I won't be able to trace you.

Kaka is 5 years older than Caroline. Just thought I'd mention that.

2019? I'm only going to be 22!

 

[cricket083]

Congrats.

Thanks

 

[Mamoon]

You'll get the walima, I will get an upgraded Tag Heuer.

 

[Ikball]

Aced my exam despite of wasting half of the previous day on PP.Alhamdulillah!

Very congrats..!!!

 

[Mamoon]

We will get engaged in 2019 and marry a year or two later.

 

[96NotOut]

I agree. Honestly, I hate talking to anyone on phone.

I love talking to my friends on the phone. Even if we're silent, it's not awkward.

But that's it. No one else.

 

[Mamoon]

Sorry 083 but Junaid is paindooooo.

 

[96NotOut]

Why would you ditch me for paindu Junaid?

He is not paindu!

 

[Mamoon]

You will like talking to me after engagement.

But I prefer texting.

 

[cricket083]

Very congrats..!!!

Thanks,and ask your wife to join PP,I have to tell her something about you

 

[96NotOut]

Debating more like it.

 

[Mamoon]

By the time you will be ready to marry, Junaid will be history. You won't want to marry him then.

 

[96NotOut]

Yeah, texting is my thing.

 

[cricket083]

Sorry 083 but Junaid is paindooooo.

No he is not in the least..When did you feel he is paindu?

 

[96NotOut]

I know, he'll probably be married already.

 

[Stranger2.0]

I hate it when distant relatives take interest in your grades and I don't like it when my Mum or Dad tell other people about my results. It's a private matter.

Lolz yeah just cant get over the fact k how in the world does everyone
in the family and beyond know about the result date.. And boy they sure
dont forget to call either.

But the number of A grades have increased dramatically which means it's clearly easier to get them now.

In 2006-2008, 8 or 9 straight A's were phenomenal.

Agreed, now with the advent of A* everyone seems to getting an A, be it the one with * or not. Doesnt quiet feel the same as it used to. Still an achievement though no doubt.

 

[battler]

Lol Mamoon this is not shaadi.com )

 

[Ikball]

I apologise, bro.

How are things now?

I read your reply but I can't poke about your post now,you know.

And it was very sad to hear about your wife.May Allah protect you and your family!

No prob, everything ok.

 

[Mamoon]

You don't need a matrimonial website to find a spouse.

 

[96NotOut]

But you don't use cricket forums either.

 

[Mamoon]

Lolz yeah just cant get over the fact k how in the world does everyone
in the family and beyond know about the result date.. And boy they sure
dont forget to call either.



Agreed, now with the advent of A* everyone seems to getting an A, be it the one with * or not. Doesnt quiet feel the same as it used to. Still an achievement though no doubt.

) completely agreed.

Story of every Pakistani.

 

[Mamoon]

No he is not in the least..When did you feel he is paindu?

I don't like the way he dresses.

 

[Mamoon]

But you don't use cricket forums either.

You won't regret it.

 

[blinding light]

See, I have agreed to even without seeing you. Big hearted guy I am.

I will be a 30 year old uncle in 8 years.

2019 is it then. If you change your mind just leave this forum. I won't be able to trace you.

We shall begin the proceedings when 96NO is 23-ish, you are 28ish.

2 years for you both to know each other well.

Then, marriage when you're both ready

 

[Stranger2.0]

The percentile system. The kids with the highest percentage always get an A*, even if they have 65%.

I dont think it happens to THAT extent in O'levels. O'level papers are generally
pretty straight fwd and within the frame of the course.. The percentile thing is
never (imo) brought to as low as even 75% except perhaps in Addmaths. Hardworking students can easily pull off decent scores.

Now A'levels is a different matter altogether and in that yeah the percentiles can drop ridiculously low at times.

 

[cricket083]

I don't like the way he dresses.

Oh,it doesn't make anybody paindu.Every one has his own choice..Somebody probably thinks about you the same thing,then what?

 

[Mamoon]

We shall begin the proceedings when 96NO is 23-ish, you are 28ish.

2 years for you both to know each other well.

Then, marriage when you're both ready

I'm okay with it.

 

[Mamoon]

Oh,it doesn't make anybody paindu.Every one has his own choice..Somebody probably thinks about you the same thing,then what?

They must be paindu themselves then. I am a man of taste.

 

[blinding light]

I dont think it happens to THAT extent in O'levels. O'level papers are generally
pretty straight fwd and within the frame of the course.. The percentile thing is
never (imo) brought to as low as even 75% except perhaps in Addmaths. Hardworking students can easily pull off decent scores.

Now A'levels is a different matter altogether and in that yeah the percentiles can drop ridiculously low at times.

Can you honestly blame the percentiles for crazy A level papers?

In Accounts paper 4, the questions used to be technically incorrect. Marking schemes would differ. We were instructed to write out notes citing the marking scheme used as precedent and write out the discrepancy in the question.

It's crazy!

 

[Ikball]

I did fsc rather than A levels. In our days (to some extent now) parents force their childern either to become doctor or engineer. Crossing 800 marks was considered enough to get admission. On result day our relatives (most of them themselves only did matric) asked us how much nos we scored. If it were less than 400. they used to criticize us every time we meet them or went to visit them or in some gathering.

Thats why I stopped meeting my relatives in 2nd part. Luckliy after I got admission in engineering.

 

[Mamoon]

Obsession with medical and engineering continues.

 

[cricket083]

They must be paindu themselves then. I am a man of taste.

Every body thinks that

 

[Ikball]

I actually wanted to start my own business after completing masters in buisness. I told this thing when I was in matric. but was forced to go for either medical or engg.

 

[Mamoon]

Ye bhi theak kaha.

 

[96NotOut]

I'm getting tired of this now.

 

[Ikball]

My friend who is mechanical engineer, after completing his Engg, have started female clothing buisness.
He is asking me everytime I meet him, to start this thing. According to him, this is a very good buisness. Now a days, thinking about it.

 

[cricket083]

A question to all boys

Will you allow your better halves to do any job?I mean outside their home?

 

[saeedhk]

UK A Levels are quite easy when compared with the HK A-levels.

 

[cricket083]

Mamoon don't you have to go for Jummah?

 

[Mamoon]

I will. I don't have these stupid hangups.

 

[Mamoon]

Mamoon don't you have to go for Jummah?

I hurt my back. I will pray at home, while sitting.

 

[cricket083]

I'm getting tired of this now.

What do you want now?

 

[Mamoon]

Tired of what?

 

[cricket083]

I hurt my back. I will pray at home, while sitting.

Oh,how?

 

[Ikball]

A question to all boys

Will you allow your better halves to do any job?I mean outside their home?

After getting married, I told my better half that I dont have any reservation if you want to do any kind of job. But she replied I dont want. I want to enjoy life without this tention.

 

[Ikball]

She considers going for job = going school.

 

[Mamoon]

Oh,how?

While playing golf.

 

[saeedhk]

"If India has nothing to do with the problems called Bilawal Zardari and Altaf, then is there any condemnation or statements against these individuals by the Indian govt.. No, there mite be statements praising them so that also means India is behind these elements as well destabilizing PAkistan."

Came across this gem by Rafyder.)

India is responsible for B.Zardari and Altaf.

 

[cricket083]

@Mamoon
Take care bro!

 

[Mamoon]

Thanks sister.

 

[Mamoon]

I don't want to eat payee.

 

[Mamoon]

Female clothing business is indeed very profitable.

 

[blinding light]

Paye? In this heat?!

Lawn is everywhere. Its amazing, really.

 

[Ikball]

Female clothing business is indeed very profitable.

going for jummah, see ya later

 

[blinding light]

Pray for all of us too, Ikball-bhai! Especially for Pakistan!

 

[Mamoon]

Paye? In this heat?!

Lawn is everywhere. Its amazing, really.

Koi le aya hai baahir se.

 

[Mamoon]

Okay happy praying

 

[blinding light]

Koi le aya hai baahir se.

OH.. Alright then.. Jao, khao paye.. then namaz

 

[Mamoon]

Is bareeze a kapra or a brand and same question for Khaadi. Secondly, what are motifs?

 

[Mamoon]

Okay eating

 

[96NotOut]

What do you want now?

Nothing. A break, maybe Junaid.

A vacation in Spain, a few live soccer and cricket games, good grades without studying and my friends to move in with me.

Tired of what?

You. What else?

 

[96NotOut]

We forgot melons in our discussion on fruits. Watermelons, honeydew, cantaloupes, any others?

 

[Mamoon]

Tired of me already?

 

[Mamoon]

It was so tasty.

Time for prayer now.

 

[96NotOut]

Good Lord, isn't she adorable?? Or is it just me, I can't get enough of her and Shahzad's niece!

 

[96NotOut]

Tired of me already?

Yeah, you're nothing special.

 

[Mamoon]

Ordinary little kid. Who is she? one of Afridi's daughters?

 

[Mamoon]

I never claimed to be, but I am enough.

 

[Mamoon]

I love tarbooz (watermelon).

 

[Mamoon]

And okay I will stop annoying you now. Enough.

 

[96NotOut]

She's not ordinary, this is too much baby cuteness!

She's Kaka's daughter.

 

[Hawkeye]

Good Lord, isn't she adorable?? Or is it just me, I can't get enough of her and Shahzad's niece!

Seems like a pathan beauty.

If I'm not wrong shehzad is also a pathan, she could be as well.