The Topicless Thread

[96NotOut]

You're enough for PB and your buddy's sis. Stick to them.

And watermelons are amazing, esp on a hot summer day.

 

[96NotOut]

Seems like a pathan beauty.

If I'm not wrong shehzad is also a pathan, she could be as well.

She's not Pathan, she's Brazilian.

Shahzad's niece is different but cute all the same.

 

[Mamoon]

PB is actually a poster here. He will freak out if he sees this.

 

[Mamoon]

Kaka's wife is cute.

 

[96NotOut]

I know, someone, I think Rawal, mentioned that when your thread was just a baby.

 

[Mamoon]

Another proposal rejected by the looks of it.

 

[96NotOut]

She's okay. Kaka's better, but she's probably my favorite WAG. Better than Shakira, and Oscar's wife.

 

[96NotOut]

Mamoon, I feel for you. Sorry bro, that's how life is.

 

[Mamoon]

Bro

Okay I accept it.

 

[96NotOut]

Yeah, bruv.

 

[battler]

Ahahaha after all that talk Mamoon got 'bro-zoned' ) )

 

[Mamoon]

First friendzone of my life. Apparently, 96 no excels in it.

She has done it before.

 

[96NotOut]

I prefer the word, "bhai-zoned". Sounds very Pakistani.

 

[96NotOut]

Loads. You need to when you like guys you can't date and are liked by guys you can't date.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

People have no hearts these days. 96NotOut just kicked the already battered Mamoon.

 

[Mamoon]

In that case, why stay friends. Its awkward. Once you cross that barrier coming back is difficult

 

[Hawkeye]

Just when mamoon was starting to fall for you :-/

 

[Mamoon]

People have no hearts these days. 96NotOut just kicked the already battered Mamoon.

Hurt my back yesterday, had to take a cold shower and got bhai-zoned today.

What's next?

 

[QazzarFan]

I luv watermelons too

 

[battler]

Rakhi kab pehna rahi ho mamoon ko 96 no ?

 

[Mamoon]

I luv watermelons too

You are gonna have this thread deleted again. Its censored now.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Hurt my back yesterday, had to take a cold shower and got bhai-zoned today.

What's next?

The next thing is: another low blow by Donal Cozzie.

 

[Mamoon]

Its definitely incoming after this Bhai zone.

 

[Mamoon]

Qazzar is the greatest Time Pass poster ever.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

I luv watermelons too

You are gonna have this thread deleted again. Its censored now.

After a lot of pondering, I got the meaning of that post due to Mamoon's post.

Please edit it!

 

[96NotOut]

In that case, why stay friends. Its awkward. Once you cross that barrier coming back is difficult

Because they're fun to talk to. They don't talk about 1D or any of those stupid boybands/TV serials/family problems/make-up.

 

[Mamoon]

Another one bites the dust.

 

[Mamoon]

Wow, so you want to "use" boys?

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Mamoon's view on the best poster changes like PCB chairmen.

 

[96NotOut]

I'm not using them, we're friends. They don't mind.

They probably don't know the truth.

 

[96NotOut]

I have this new thing: call a person a PCB chairman to insult them.

 

[Mamoon]

I'm not using them, we're friends. They don't mind.

They probably don't know the truth.

When you get to comfy with your male friends and if you are attractive, they will want to date you.

 

[Mamoon]

No, Qazzar has always been top of the pile.

 

[Mamoon]

I would like to be PCB chairman one day.

 

[96NotOut]

That's their problem.

 

[96NotOut]

Me too, I will change the system.

 

[Mamoon]

I will make sure Junaid doesn't play a single game to please you.

 

[96NotOut]

Yeah, we'll see.

He'll be so good you'll have no choice but to play him.

 

[Mamoon]

He is a fazul bowler who is only going to get exposed in the future.

 

[96NotOut]

What happened yesterday when I was gone? Which posts were deleted and why? Give me a simple, clean summary.

 

[Mamoon]

I wasn't here either. My last post was about shaving and something happened afterwards.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

I am going to have puri and charga in some time.

 

[Mamoon]

"If India has nothing to do with the problems called Bilawal Zardari and Altaf, then is there any condemnation or statements against these individuals by the Indian govt.. No, there mite be statements praising them so that also means India is behind these elements as well destabilizing PAkistan."

Came across this gem by Rafyder.)

India is responsible for B.Zardari and Altaf.

A true Pakistani is Rayfader.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Mamoon and his views on Junaid -

 

[Mamoon]

It's chargha not charga.

 

[Mamoon]

I should stop talking about Junaid now.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

What happened yesterday when I was gone? Which posts were deleted and why? Give me a simple, clean summary.

Donal Cozzie has the answer. He was here and I wasn't. He was posting about unmentionable things.

 

[96NotOut]

I should stop talking about Junaid now.

Why? :/

 

[Mamoon]

Because I have nothing more to say.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

It's chargha not charga.

http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showpost.php?p=6782482&postcount=4787
http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showpost.php?p=6782541&postcount=4804

It is paye and theek, not payee and theak.

I had to go through the previous posts again to find Mamoon's mistakes. I knew I would find mistakes in his Urdu, considering he is a 'true' Pathan.

 

[96NotOut]

Nihari is sasta, right Mamoon?

 

[blinding light]

What about the walimaaaaa?!

I prefer the word, "bhai-zoned". Sounds very Pakistani.

)

Is bareeze a kapra or a brand and same question for Khaadi. Secondly, what are motifs?

Bareeze is a brand.
Khaadi is both, a type of kapra and a brand.
Motifs is a brand that specialises in embroidery.

Khaadi is the best

 

[blinding light]

Nihari is sasta, right Mamoon?

SASTI!

Nihari is a lady.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Nihari is sasta, right Mamoon?

Oh, I forgot about that one. Thanks.

 

[96NotOut]

SASTI!

Nihari is a lady.

Yeah, I know nihari's a larki, but for some odd reason, sasta sounds right. :/

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

SASTI!

Nihari is a lady.

He must have flunked the muzzakar and muannass part in Urdu.

 

[Mamoon]

Nihari is sasta, right Mamoon?

I am not talking to you anymore.

And I don't think it is sasti.

 

[Mamoon]

http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showpost.php?p=6782482&postcount=4787
http://www.pakpassion.net/ppforum/showpost.php?p=6782541&postcount=4804

It is paye and theek, not payee and theak.

I had to go through the previous posts again to find Mamoon's mistakes. I knew I would find mistakes in his Urdu, considering he is a 'true' Pathan.

Okay.

 

[Mamoon]

What about the walimaaaaa?!



)



Bareeze is a brand.
Khaadi is both, a type of kapra and a brand.
Motifs is a brand that specialises in embroidery.

Khaadi is the best

What really? when they say mai ne bareeze khareeda they are not talking about the kapra? why does every dress from Bareeze look the same then?

Khaadi is quite in these days.

 

[96NotOut]

I am not talking to you anymore.

And I don't think it is sasti.

Aw, c'mon, why?

 

[Mamoon]

Sasta nihari sounds better than sasti nihari.

 

[Mamoon]

You dumped me.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Okay.

Another low blow. It is 3 now. My tally is increasing like Mamoon's crushes. Oh, hold on - it becomes 4 now!onting

 

[battler]

Aw, c'mon, why?

U broke his heart

 

[96NotOut]

You dumped me.

U broke his heart

Be a man, sissy.

 

[96NotOut]

Even my friend still talks to me.

 

[cricket083]

I am feeling very sorry for Mamoon.
96NotOut,that's not the way to hurt someone

I think 96NotOut went for Namaaz and prayed to Allah to show her the right path,and that just happened)

No offence Mamoon,I am just kidding

 

[blinding light]

What really? when they say mai ne bareeze khareeda they are not talking about the kapra? why does every dress from Bareeze look the same then?

Khaadi is quite in these days.

That just goes on to show how well they have marketed their brand. Bareeze sort of specialises in a specific kind of cloth - its called "chikan" (yes, pronounced as chicken). They mix up chikan with embroidery, which is sort of their default style.

That is why when someone says they've bought bareeze, the image painted in another's mind is that of cotton chikan with embroidery aka Bareeze's (almost) trademark style.

Khaadi is pure class. Their clothes don't go out of style very easily.

 

[cricket083]

Khaadi is the best

I am not brand conscious though

 

[blinding light]

Sasta nihari sounds better than sasti nihari.

Grammar is objective reality - cannot be altered to accomodate your mood

 

[Mamoon]

Oh acha acha. Yes I know chikan.

So should I get her a Khaadi?

 

[Mamoon]

I am feeling very sorry for Mamoon.
96NotOut,that's not the way to hurt someone

I think 96NotOut went for Namaaz and prayed to Allah to show her the right path,and that just happened)

No offence Mamoon,I am just kidding

)

 

[96NotOut]

Broken-hearted, broken-backed, broken record Mamoon apparently still hasn't prayed.

 

[Mamoon]

Grammar can be lame but yes you gotta accept it.

 

[96NotOut]

Oh acha acha. Yes I know chikan.

So should I get her a Khaadi?

Yes, please.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

I am feeling very sorry for Mamoon.
96NotOut,that's not the way to hurt someone

I think 96NotOut went for Namaaz and prayed to Allah to show her the right path,and that just happened)

No offence Mamoon,I am just kidding

Your first low blow against Mamoon. Keep it up!

 

[Mamoon]

I can't bend. Hopefully God will excuse me.

 

[blinding light]

Oh acha acha. Yes I know chikan.

So should I get her a Khaadi?

Bareeze is more for aunties (Nostalgic, please take note )

If you and PB were ever something, then I would have said yes to this

 

[Mamoon]

Yes, please.

Baata or Service kay chappal for you.

 

[cricket083]

Helping verb is used according to the noun.