The Topicless Thread

[Donal Cozzie]

If Junaid Khan agreed to marry you on the condition that you had a beer and a cigarette would you do it?

And Mamoon, If your cousin agreed to marry you on the condition that you say Afridi is the most technically gifted batsman in the world, would you do it??

I like asking hypothetical question

 

[Mamoon]

Beautiful mosam today!

Peshawar me bhi.

 

[Mamoon]

If Junaid Khan agreed to marry you on the condition that you had a beer and a cigarette would you do it?

And Mamoon, If your cousin agreed to marry you on the condition that you say Afridi is the most technically gifted batsman in the world, would you do it??

I like asking hypothetical question

No. I will not lie.

 

[96NotOut]

As, c'mon dude. He's not that bad.

Go to sleep, hope you have sweet dreams about Junaid.

 

[cricket083]

We're on page 83 of the Topic-less thread, that deserves a few Junaid smilies.

Ah!great,I wonder how quickly it has grown..


Few more from my side

 

[Donal Cozzie]

As, c'mon dude. He's not that bad.

Go to sleep, hope you have sweet dreams about Junaid.

This sounds so wrong.

 

[Ikball]

In ireland the women are very sly. At the bar when you're ordering they'll compliment and beg you to buy them something. Then when you buy them something they take it and walk away lol

From personal experience (i dont smoke btw) women smoke far more than men (At least over here they do)

Donal, I have a question for you.

Why women in west beg for a drink. they dont have money to buy one?

I have spent sometime in europe, and was amazed to see this thing. And dont want to write other stuff otherwise i shall get banned.

 

[96NotOut]

If Junaid Khan agreed to marry you on the condition that you had a beer and a cigarette would you do it?

And Mamoon, If your cousin agreed to marry you on the condition that you say Afridi is the most technically gifted batsman in the world, would you do it??

I like asking hypothetical question

Nope. First off, I'll never be in that situation. Secondly, why should I do something I oppose to please someone else?

 

[Mamoon]

As, c'mon dude. He's not that bad.

Go to sleep, hope you have sweet dreams about Junaid.

I am always in a grumpy mood if I sleep in the afternoon/evening.

 

[96NotOut]

This sounds so wrong.

You think wrong.

I should have added a comma.

 

[96NotOut]

Ah!great,I wonder how quickly it has grown..


Few more from my side

I know, right? Whenever I get up, a new page has been started. Credit to the owls we have here.

 

[Ikball]

That's why iqbal I said you to make your wife join PP,DHONI183 will not leave you

She sometimes read posts on PP. She is a fan of Misbah , Afridi basher. is against Umar akmal shookha pan. She likes Ajmal, Irfan bowling.

 

[96NotOut]

Then don't sleep, Mamoon. Go smoke or something.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Donal, I have a question for you.

Why women in west beg for a drink. they dont have money to buy one?

I have spent sometime in europe, and was amazed to see this thing. And dont want to write other stuff otherwise i shall get banned.

They know if they act sweet enough some poor sod will buy them a free drink. Then when the guy expects to build a relationship with her she's nowhere to be found. She will resurface about 20 minutes or so later at the bar looking to prey on her next victim lol

 

[cricket083]

I know, right? Whenever I get up, a new page has been started. Credit to the owls we have here.

Lol,waelii quom..Major was right

You see 'a' new page I see '10' new pages.

 

[Mamoon]

Smoking is bad.

 

[96NotOut]

And you even go through them... ) Great job, 083.

 

[96NotOut]

Smoking is bad.

That's right. Glad you understood.

 

[cricket083]

She sometimes read posts on PP. She is a fan of Misbah , Afridi basher. is against Umar akmal shookha pan. She likes Ajmal, Irfan bowling.

It will be a fun if she joins,we will tell all your secrets to her...

Smoking,saying gf to BL and that peshawar wali post(I didn't believe 2 bachon kay walid nay yeh baat kahi hai))

 

[Ikball]

Smoking is bad.

But not as bad as :kamran keeping.

 

[cricket083]

And you even go through them... ) Great job, 083.

I am not a looney..

 

[Donal Cozzie]

That's right. Glad you understood.

But what if Junaid only asked you to smoke so that he could see how much you loved him? He never wanted you to smoke, he just wanted to test your loyalty.....

You've failed him 96no. Cricket083 has him now

Muahahhahahahaha

 

[Ikball]

It will be a fun if she joins,we will tell all your secrets to her...

Smoking,saying gf to BL and that peshawar wali post(I didn't believe 2 bachon kay walid nay yeh baat kahi hai))

Kon si??

She suspects that I smoke, but I never gave her any chance to catch me RED handed.

She will never join PP, she is too lazy to check stuff over net. She has email but everytime forgets her password, because of very less usage.

 

[96NotOut]

I don't care. It's not like either of us is going to end up marrying him.

I just hope he gets a good wife.

 

[Ikball]

But what if Junaid only asked you to smoke so that he could see how much you loved him? He never wanted you to smoke, he just wanted to test your loyalty.....

You've failed him 96no. Cricket083 has him now

Muahahhahahahaha

Dont know about smoking, but he will surely ask her about Naswar.

 

[96NotOut]

But what if Junaid only asked you to smoke so that he could see how much you loved him? He never wanted you to smoke, he just wanted to test your loyalty.....

You've failed him 96no. Cricket083 has him now

Muahahhahahahaha

Also, that shouldn't be the way to prove my love for him. In fact, I shouldn't have to prove it, I'll leave no doubt that I do.

If he resorts to such tactics, then all I can say is I deserve better.

 

[Mamoon]

That's right. Glad you understood.

Pehlay se pata tha.

 

[Mamoon]

But not as bad as :kamran keeping.

He is still a top ODI/T20 cricketer in my opinion.

 

[Mamoon]

96,

In all honesty, if Junaid proposes you and your parents agree to it, will you marry him?

 

[96NotOut]

Pehlay se pata tha.

Aur phir bhi smoke karte hain?

 

[Donal Cozzie]

We should start a complexity of marriage thread except this time it'll focus on 96no and JK

 

[96NotOut]

96,

In all honesty, if Junaid proposes you and your parents agree to it, will you marry him?

It would depend on what he's like as a person. If I disliked his personality, I would say no, honestly. Even if I spent my life kicking myself after that.

If I was okay with his character, why not? Then I would have to mold myself into a Caroline sort of wife though.

 

[cricket083]

But what if Junaid only asked you to smoke so that he could see how much you loved him? He never wanted you to smoke, he just wanted to test your loyalty.....

You've failed him 96no. Cricket083 has him now

Muahahhahahahaha

Lol what a point you have made...I will not either say yes to him if he says me to smoke.Actually I know he is not that kind of person,if he were I would not have taken fancy to him.

 

[Ikball]

He is still a top ODI/T20 cricketer in my opinion.

As a Keeper?

 

[cricket083]

Kon si??

She suspects that I smoke, but I never gave her any chance to catch me RED handed.

She will never join PP, she is too lazy to check stuff over net. She has email but everytime forgets her password, because of very less usage.

Oh!I am sorry if that was not you..That no poondi wali post???

 

[96NotOut]

We should start a complexity of marriage thread except this time it'll focus on 96no and JK

Cricket083 can be the raqeeb, who is, like, the villain, in a ghazal, a love poem.

 

[96NotOut]

A question for Mamoon now: Is there any cricketer who you actually admire? In whom you've found no flaws?

 

[blinding light]

Salam logo.



Sirf ek hafta aur reh gaya hay.. Phir waapis.....

 

[Mamoon]

A question for Mamoon now: Is there any cricketer who you actually admire? In whom you've found no flaws?

Yes. Pakistani or non Pakistani?

Everyone has flaws though.

 

[cricket083]

Cricket083 can be the raqeeb, who is, like, the villain, in a ghazal, a love poem.

Barri Urdu seekh li hai,raqeeb)

Remain in the credulity,who says he will marry you??

 

[Mamoon]

Salam logo.



Sirf ek hafta aur reh gaya hay.. Phir waapis.....

Holidays don't last for long at all. A month feels like a week.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

A question for Mamoon now: Is there any cricketer who you actually admire? In whom you've found no flaws?

If God himself played and scored 600 runs every innings Mamoon would complain about his pad colour/shoe selection etc.

 

[Mamoon]

It would depend on what he's like as a person. If I disliked his personality, I would say no, honestly. Even if I spent my life kicking myself after that.

If I was okay with his character, why not? Then I would have to mold myself into a Caroline sort of wife though.

What's so special about Caroline?

 

[Mamoon]

Raqeeb )

 

[cricket083]

Salam logo.



Sirf ek hafta aur reh gaya hay.. Phir waapis.....

Wasalaam..Were not you here for 20 days??kitni jaldi time guzzar gaya..

Don't be sad,you will be there after completing your studies.

 

[Mamoon]

If God himself played and scored 600 runs every innings Mamoon would complain about his pad colour/shoe selection etc.

There are a lot cricketers, people and things I don't complain about.

I am also very self critical though. I don't think highly of myself.

 

[blinding light]

Behno! How'd ur exams go?

Holidays don't last for long at all. A month feels like a week.

Its not about holidays. Its about leaving Lahore. And friends. And family..

Again.

 

[96NotOut]

Salam logo.



Sirf ek hafta aur reh gaya hay.. Phir waapis.....

I'd like to say I would miss you but that won't make sense.

Cheer up. You've got the cold to look forward to!

 

[blinding light]

Wasalaam..Were not you here for 20 days??kitni jaldi time guzzar gaya..

Don't be sad,you will be there after completing your studies.

hainaaa?

Actually, it was 18 days..

Have to go back next tuesday

 

[cricket083]

Behno! How'd ur exams go?



Its not about holidays. Its about leaving Lahore. And friends. And family..

Again.

Going good Alhamdulillah

 

[Mamoon]

Behno! How'd ur exams go?



Its not about holidays. Its about leaving Lahore. And friends. And family..

Again.

That is what makes a holiday.

 

[blinding light]

I'd like to say I would miss you but that won't make sense.

Cheer up. You've got the cold to look forward to!

Nah, I'll post, of course..

It's not just the cold .. Ahh...

Haye, abhi tum choti ho - kya batao.. I'm not good at explaining this.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

There are a lot cricketers, people and things I don't complain about.

I am also very self critical though. I don't think highly of myself.

Im the same. Ill tell people not to be too hard on themselves but if i screw up once ill dwell on it for weeks.

I might even be bipolar or something. Some days im as happy as can be and then on others i think of 1 bad thing ive done and im down for the whole day

 

[Ikball]

Oh!I am sorry if that was not you..That no poondi wali post???

I did not utter a word about poondi. I never liked it.

 

[blinding light]

Going good Alhamdulillah

How many more to go?

Aaj mausum kitna aala thaaa!

That is what makes a holiday.

 

[Mamoon]

96 not out, do you have shinaakhti card?

 

[cricket083]

I am leaving now!Allah hafiz friends

So long!

 

[cricket083]

I did not utter a word about poondi. I never liked it.

Sorry,I thought it was you.sorry again

 

[blinding light]

Some random Argentinean wants to follow me

 

[Mamoon]

Im the same. Ill tell people not to be too hard on themselves but if i screw up once ill dwell on it for weeks.

I might even be bipolar or something. Some days im as happy as can be and then on others i think of 1 bad thing ive done and im down for the whole day

I don't dwell on both success and failure.

 

[blinding light]

Take care, 083!

 

[Mamoon]

Goodbye.

 

[Ikball]

Salam logo.



Sirf ek hafta aur reh gaya hay.. Phir waapis.....

Wasalam, I was thinking since 96 came online. that how she is giving her exams while being in Lahore. her exams supposed to be in US.

Ab samjah a gaye...!

 

[Mamoon]

What's the point of following random people? I don't get it.

 

[cricket083]

How many more to go?

Aaj mausum kitna aala thaaa!

Han yaar boht achaa!

2 more to go,then holidays,hurrah!

 

[96NotOut]

This is going to be one long post...

Yes. Pakistani or non Pakistani?

Everyone has flaws though.

Well, anyone you really like. County doesn't matter, it would be cool if you told us both.

Barri Urdu seekh li hai,raqeeb)

Remain in the credulity,who says he will marry you??

I study Urdu A sister, I've learnt a lot.

I never said he'd marry me, in fact, going by those ghazals, he would spend his life wooing me but I wouldn't give a damn and woh iss hi gham mein ghul ghul ke marjaye ga, bechara.

What's so special about Caroline?

She's a good WAG, and doesn't worry about the fact that Kaká has so many female fans.

If God himself played and scored 600 runs every innings Mamoon would complain about his pad colour/shoe selection etc.

Maybe, maybe not. But that's what he's like, so forget it.

Raqeeb )

Yes, credit to Urdu A.

 

[Mamoon]

Okay, cricketers I genuinely like:

Ian Bell
Ross Taylor
James Anderson
Morgan
Swann (retired though)
Kohli
Bhuvi Kumar
Mathews (hate his captaincy but really like him as a player)
Narine
Boult
Steve Smith
Starc

 

[Ikball]

Sorry,I thought it was you.sorry again

No problem, Goodbye

 

[battler]

^ not 1 pakistani

 

[Mamoon]

^ not 1 pakistani

None from the current lot. Bekaar bunch.

 

[96NotOut]

96 not out, do you have shinaakhti card?

Okay, honestly, that's a weird question. Not something I feel comfortable telling, for some reason.

 

[Mamoon]

Okay, honestly, that's a weird question. Not something I feel comfortable telling, for some reason.

)

Was just wondering, but wait it can't be because you doing O levels which means you're likely to be 16.

Forget about it.

 

[96NotOut]

Wasalam, I was thinking since 96 came online. that how she is giving her exams while being in Lahore. her exams supposed to be in US.

Ab samjah a gaye...!

Talking to me or BL? :/

 

[Mamoon]

Umar Akmal is the only Pakistani cricketer today in the national team who seems to have a genuine upside.

 

[96NotOut]

Okay, cricketers I genuinely like:

Ian Bell
Ross Taylor
James Anderson
Morgan
Swann (retired though)
Kohli
Bhuvi Kumar
Mathews (hate his captaincy but really like him as a player)
Narine
Boult
Steve Smith
Starc

Not a bad list... I agree with most.

But not a single Pakistani... Exactly what I expected.

 

[96NotOut]

)

Was just wondering, but wait it can't be because you doing O levels which means you're likely to be 16.

Forget about it.

Exactly. I thought you were smart.

 

[96NotOut]

Nah, I'll post, of course..

It's not just the cold .. Ahh...

Haye, abhi tum choti ho - kya batao.. I'm not good at explaining this.

Of course you'll post. If you don't, I'll miss you.

My exam went well, Alhumdulillah, and yes, I know, mein abhi bohat choti hoon, and in no hurry to grow up.

 

[Mamoon]

Exactly. I thought you were smart.

Ghalti hogai hai, maaf kardo.

 

[Mamoon]

Not a bad list... I agree with most.

But not a single Pakistani... Exactly what I expected.

What's to like about our useless and spineless team?

 

[Donal Cozzie]

You guys think Pakistan is cold

13 degrees is normal by our standards. Cold would be around 5 degrees. And it rains regularly all year round

On the upside the countryside looks beautiful so i suppose its a fair trade off