The Topicless Thread

[Ikball]

Hahahahaha,great..

ghazals are mostly of Ishq-e-majaazi..

Yes, but I was double minded at that time. So went for Mehboob hehehe. We used to write long long explanations to get good marks. (most of the time exaggerating the things)

 

[blinding light]

"Junaid Khan will marry Blinding light and not you"

Google translate probably put it in urdu as "Junaid good marry good"

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt??!

How the hell did that happen!?

 

[Mamoon]

Which is strange because most females struggle with reverse. Once in Lahore, an aunty ran right into me when I was parked right behind her perpendicularly.

She was really nice though and was super scared. Even offered me money. Felt very embarrassed.

 

[Ikball]

20 mins daant bhi khai Ami se.

You are lucky.

 

[blinding light]

The first time i started a car it went really fast and caught me by surprise. I crashed into my house

Havent tried since

Puttar teri harkatein hi aisi hay

 

[96NotOut]

"Junaid Khan will marry Blinding light and not you"

Google translate probably put it in urdu as "Junaid good marry good"

Blinding light kahan se aagain beech mein?

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt??!

How the hell did that happen!?

I cant be bothered explaining lol. i think its in the marriage thread

 

[Mamoon]

You are lucky.

I'm immune to bezati by parents.

 

[96NotOut]

Parking is the biggest problem here. You have cars shooting out at awkward angles, it's one helluva test to get past them.

 

[blinding light]

Which is strange because most females struggle with reverse. Once in Lahore, an aunty ran right into me when I was parked right behind her perpendicularly.

She was really nice though and was super scared. Even offered me money. Felt very embarrassed.

Aww, poor aunty!

But I think I lack practice. It would have been awesome if I had had an older brother. Uski jaan khati mein.

 

[Ikball]

Nobody cares about rules in Pakistan

My dad is busy, tho.. He won't teach me pre se, he'd prolly sit next to me and test me once I know the basics..

Having said that, I do know the basics. Oddly enough, I'm better at reversing/doing a 3 point/U-turn than driving straight

I just have minimal practice to make up for it.



Oh good. I was about to remind you of yogurt fermentation



Haye hayee... Thanda shanda piyo yaar, sakoon lo.. ab kitnay reh gaye exams?

When I started riding bike, I asked one of my friend about rules. He replied dont be in ur line, use bus line. Because bus will be in ur line and she will hit u.

 

[blinding light]

Blinding light kahan se aagain beech mein?

Yar is larkay ko koi masla hay.

I cant be bothered explaining lol. i think its in the marriage thread

*goes over to that thread*

 

[blinding light]

Exactly!

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Blinding light kahan se aagain beech mein?

"Where corn batch blending dictionary" hahahaha wth!!

Puttar teri harkatein hi aisi hay

"Your son is such things"

) ) )

 

[Mamoon]

96NO, if you started watching cricket in 2012, how do you know so much about all the technicalities, history and former players? you must have put in some real effort.

 

[96NotOut]

Yar is larkay ko koi masla hay.

*goes over to that thread*

If you find the explanation, please tell me too.

 

[Mamoon]

"Where corn batch blending dictionary" hahahaha ***!!




"Your son is such things"

) ) )

Hahahaha ) ) )

 

[Mamoon]

Aww, poor aunty!

But I think I lack practice. It would have been awesome if I had had an older brother. Uski jaan khati mein.

I wish I had a sister to teach. sniff sniff.

 

[blinding light]

"Where corn batch blending dictionary" hahahaha wth!!




"Your son is such things"

) ) )

) ) ) )

Donal, go use some other translation tool!

 

[blinding light]

I wish I had a sister to teach. sniff sniff.

Didn't you say the other day I won't make a good sis to a guy or sth

 

[96NotOut]

96NO, if you started watching cricket in 2012, how do you know so much about all the technicalities, history and former players? you must have put in some real effort.

What makes you think I do? I still don't know what a batsman's technique is, I don't know how you guys can tell when a bowler is swinging the ball, and all actions look the same to me.

What I do know is courtesy of PP, Cricinfo and Wikipedia.

 

[blinding light]

I wish my younger male cousins lived in Lahore. They'd teach me (and I'd still have roub over them)

 

[Mamoon]

Didn't you say the other day I won't make a good sis to a guy or sth

True. I don't wish for an Amma sister like like you.

 

[96NotOut]

"Where corn batch blending dictionary" hahahaha wth!!

"Your son is such things"

) ) )

Hahaha! ))

Ab tou mein Urdu mein hi baat karungi, this is so entertaining!

 

[Mamoon]

What makes you think I do? I still don't know what a batsman's technique is, I don't know how you guys can tell when a bowler is swinging the ball, and all actions look the same to me.

What I do know is courtesy of PP, Cricinfo and Wikipedia.

Hard to believe. You don't give an impression that you are a noob.

 

[96NotOut]

I'd be a cool sister, if I say so myself.

 

[blinding light]

96*, Donal ainwai bol raha hay. Kuch nahi hay aisa uss thread mein.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Maxwell batting right now so u know

 

[blinding light]

True. I don't wish for an Amma sister like like you.

I wouldn't have to be an "amma"-sister if you were more mentally mature.

I sometimes feel like I'm older than you, no joke

 

[blinding light]

I'd be a cool sister, if I say so myself.

You're an only child?

 

[96NotOut]

Hard to believe. You don't give an impression that you are a noob.

I ain't no noob, dude. I know a lot, just not much compared to you fellas.

Once my exams are over, I'll probably start a thread and post all my questions there. You PPers answer.

 

[96NotOut]

You're an only child?

Nope, I'm the middle child.

 

[Mamoon]

I wouldn't have to be an "amma"-sister if you were more mentally mature.

I sometimes feel like I'm older than you, no joke

I'm mature.

 

[Ikball]

I wish my younger male cousins lived in Lahore. They'd teach me (and I'd still have roub over them)

Use Trial and Error method..!!

 

[Mamoon]

I ain't no noob, dude. I know a lot, just not much compared to you fellas.

Once my exams are over, I'll probably start a thread and post all my questions there. You PPers answer.

Waiting.

 

[96NotOut]

96*, Donal ainwai bol raha hay. Kuch nahi hay aisa uss thread mein.

Ji, pata hai... I didn't come across anything there. :/

He must have lost his marbles.

 

[Mamoon]

Use Trial and Error method..!!

Works on sarkari car only.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

[MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION]:- Do you have driver's license?

 

[96NotOut]

Waiting.

It's going to be embarrassing. How am I supposed to ask what a batsman's technique is? And what difference footwork makes?!

It's hard being me.

 

[Ikball]

Maxwell batting right now so u know

That Epic phainta to SRH.

 

[Mamoon]

Yes. I'm 22.

 

[96NotOut]

The guy who asked me whether I have an ID better have a license.

 

[Mamoon]

It's going to be embarrassing. How am I supposed to ask what a batsman's technique is? And what difference footwork makes?!

It's hard being me.

Not many people know even if they claim to do so. I will guide you properly.

Listen to me only.

 

[Mamoon]

The guy who asked me whether I have an ID better have a license.

It was a stupid question considering your age.

 

[Pakz]

edit: It didn't work

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

Ji, pata hai... I didn't come across anything there. :/

He must have lost his marbles.

I told him not to play kanchay.

 

[blinding light]

I'm mature.

Delusional, you mean?

Use Trial and Error method..!!

Works on sarkari car only.

Ji, pata hai... I didn't come across anything there. :/

He must have lost his marbles.

Aisa hi hay..

 

[Donal Cozzie]

96no. I said would you smoke for JK? You said no and went on a long discussion about how you're an independent person who needs no mans approval. I posted it around there (hell it couldve been this thread )

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

[MENTION=411]Pakistan[/MENTION]_legend? Now what happens after you put the @ in front, do you get a notification?

You didn't get my username right. It is 'Pakistani_Legend'.

 

[96NotOut]

It was a stupid question considering your age.

What made you ask that? I mean, why did you even think of that?

 

[Mamoon]

Okay fine I'm a bit immature.

 

[96NotOut]

Not many people know even if they claim to do so. I will guide you properly.

Listen to me only.

Okay, sure.

 

[Mamoon]

What made you ask that? I mean, why did you even think of that?

I have no idea.

 

[Pakz]

[MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION]

Does work now?

 

[96NotOut]

96no. I said would you smoke for JK? You said no and went on a long discussion about how you're an independent person who needs no mans approval. I posted it around there (hell it couldve been this thread )

Yes, it was this thread.

But I still don't see what BL has to do with it.

 

[96NotOut]

Someone tag me, please. I'm not getting any notifications.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

[MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION]:- Testing.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

Yes, it was this thread.

But I still don't see what BL has to do with it.

Now that i think about it i may have said 083 instead of BL. Or did i?? Im a confused person lol.

Im gonna bail now before i have 3 angry JK fans swearing at me in Urdu sentences which dont make sense

 

[Ikball]

It was a stupid question considering your age.

I read it Shaani Card (some hindi word), untill I read ID card in later posts.

 

[Pakz]

Why does it say [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] on the top on the thread - user tag list

Is this match fixing?

 

[Ikball]

[MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION]
I am also not getting it.

 

[96NotOut]

[MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION]:- Testing.

Still not working!

Now that i think about it i may have said 083 instead of BL. Or did i?? Im a confused person lol.

Im gonna bail now before i have 3 angry JK fans swearing at me in Urdu sentences which dont make sense

I think you said BL, it had something to do with roshni, which would be light.

You're a very confused person, bro. Get that checked out.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

[MENTION=135578]Pakistani_Legend[/MENTION]

Does work now?

Thanks, mate. 'Notifications' are located at top-left corner, right?

I got notified, there.

 

[blinding light]

More than a bit, Mamoon
There you go.. is this working? [MENTION=134963]96NotOut[/MENTION]

Now that i think about it i may have said 083 instead of BL. Or did i?? Im a confused person lol.

Im gonna bail now before i have 3 angry JK fans swearing at me in Urdu sentences which dont make sense

To be fair, no one's sworn at you. Yet

 

[Ikball]

ok, byes going

Will probably come here in mid June, after my exams. need prayers

 

[blinding light]

Still not working!



I think you said BL, it had something to do with roshni, which would be light.

You're a very confused person, bro. Get that checked out.

When did this happen?

That was eerily close.

 

[blinding light]

Good luck ikball bhai!

 

[96NotOut]

Nope, no notifications. I get them on the full site, but not on the mobile site, which is annoying because I rarely use my laptop these days.

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

ok, byes going

Will probably come here in mid June, after my exams. need prayers

Good luck!

I hope you ace your exams.

 

[Mamoon]

Why does it say [MENTION=131701]Mamoon[/MENTION] on the top on the thread - user tag list

Is this match fixing?

I am the face of this thread.

 

[Mamoon]

I'm honest and innocent.

 

[Ikball]

Good luck ikball bhai!

Thanks

 

[Ikball]

Good luck!

I hope you ace your exams.

Thanks, just 3 papers. And my student life will be over.

 

[blinding light]

I'm honest and innocent.

Like I said, delusional

 

[Mamoon]

Acha!

 

[96NotOut]

[MENTION=136648]Ikball[/MENTION]

Good luck!

 

[Ikball]

[MENTION=136648]Ikball[/MENTION]

Good luck!

Thank you

 

[96NotOut]

Guys, would "taaqat" (strength), be a larki or a larka?

 

[cricket083]

Haye hayee... Thanda shanda piyo yaar, sakoon lo.. ab kitnay reh gaye exams?

It's good now,thanks..Just one left

Or sunaen,how do you do?

 

[Donal Cozzie]

This thread is alot like the big bang theory

Mamoon



96no


Hamzie



Blinding Light



Cricket083





Right im officially insane. When i come back i expect a lot of angry JK fans