Cpt. Rishwat
ODI Captain
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Is it Bengali? Is it Sanskrit? Is it Punjabi? Is it Malayli? Or maybe English?
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It's the language of peace and unity in diversityIs it Bengali? Is it Sanskrit? Is it Punjabi? Is it Malayli? Or maybe English?
Your intention is very apparent, Capt RishwatIt's a simple enough question, if you don't want to answer then ignore. Why bring Pakistan into it, and then irony of ironies ask for mod intervention?
Your intention is very apparent, Capt Rishwatkhor.
What does Modi speak?
India would love it to be English. I was speaking to an Indian immigrant once, so told him I can understand Hindi but for some reason he was more comfortable speaking in broken, bad English to me.
Well according to Wiki, there is no national language, but there are official languages of India : Indian English and Modern Standard Hindi.
Interestingly, the official languages of British India before independence were English, Standard Urdu and later Modern Standard Hindi.
I have no idea what Indian English is though, but suffice to say, English, the relic of the British Empire, is here to stay in India.
I'd have though the Hindutva government would push for Hindi to be the national language.
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pakistan did not impose urdu at province level. They imposed it at federal levelIndia has 22 official languages and contrary to popular misconception Hindi is not teh national language. In fact India doesn't have any national language. Also Bharat is not a new term that has been coined by BJP. In our constitution the country is referred to as both India and Bharat. India/Bharat cannot have a single language like how Pakistan imposed Urdu on all its provinces because many of our non-hindi speaking states especially the southern states have their own rich culture and tradition. Laugauages in South have been identified as 1000s of years old. Just like how Bangladesh didn't accept Urdu imposition these states will not accept hindi imposition. I am from South India and even in the south each state differs in teh way we dress, speak, eat and take pride in them.
There is no such language as Malayali! It is MalayalamIs it Bengali? Is it Sanskrit? Is it Punjabi? Is it Malayli? Or maybe English?
There is no such language as Malayali! It is Malayalam
I am living in a few Britstanis' mind rent free.I only asked because one of our hindutva vanguards kept referring to Khalistan as Empty Land, I thought he was referring to a different language, only now realised he was actually mocking the Sikh faith. This is why I wanted to clarify the language of Bharat, pardon my confusion.

On a series note I found it amazing that the PM speaks in a language that large sections of the population have no clue about.Language apparently is a very emotive issue in India and coincidentally I was talking about this with some of the local indians in my area. I hear that many of the northern states speak languages that are variants of hindi or are closely related to hindi in terms of script/grammar/words. But the languages in the south and north east have completely different roots and also different script and grammar rules. So they have very less in common with Hindi.
Sometime in the 60s they had the federal government attempting to make hindi a national language but that resulted in language riots in the south. It was subsequently withdrawn. I learned more about it from this wikipedia article, quite an interesting read I gotta say - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Hindi_agitations_of_Tamil_Nadu
But I hear to this day many of the hindi speaking folks do claim that hindi is the national language while the south indians contest that citing their constitution.
saying this in pure jest....
Best way to trigger a north indian, ask - "Why is hindi not the national language of india?"
Best way to trigger a south indian, ask - "Why do you not speak hindi even though it is your national language?"
I think the Indians have more political representation from the north and parties like bjp can hold onto power with only their hindi voter base due to the lopsided political representation of the north.On a series note I found it amazing that the PM speaks in a language that large sections of the population have no clue about.
Yet the centre is still quite strong.
Its quite astounding when you think about how you have still managed to create a common identity despite the numerous differences across India.
When Modi did his Western tour after becoming PM, the number comment from his fans was - "Wa kiya angrezi bol ta ha!"On a series note I found it amazing that the PM speaks in a language that large sections of the population have no clue about.
Yet the centre is still quite strong.
Its quite astounding when you think about how you have still managed to create a common identity despite the numerous differences across India.
On a series note I found it amazing that the PM speaks in a language that large sections of the population have no clue about.
Yet the centre is still quite strong.
Its quite astounding when you think about how you have still managed to create a common identity despite the numerous differences across India.
India has 2 major language groups.
1) Sanskrit based
2) Tamil based
Most languages like Hindi, Bengali, Assamese, Oriya, Punjabi, Haryanvi, Gujarati, Marwari, Rajasthani, Bhojpuri have Sanskrit origin.
Languages like Malayalam, Telugu, Kannada,Tula have their roots in Proto Tamil. Each language has some influences of Sanskrit and other Mundari(Austrians Asiatic) languages on them. Telugu shows the most influence of Sanskrit. Kannada and Malayalam also has decent influence of Sanskrit. Tamil is the only language that shows the least influence. Even it has Sanskrit words.
So to answer Caps question, there is no one language that can be called the language of Bharat.
India is united by culture, common festivals and local deities that were incorporated into the Hindu Pantheon by Vedic Brahmins in the last 1500 years. This is why we see so many varieties in Hindu religion and many traditions that foreigners may find bizarre are actually local traditions in some village of India.
What unities the Hindus from all parts of India are 3 important Deities. Shiva, Vishnu and Shakti. The rest of the deities are all incarnations of these 3 main deities.
India does not have a common God, codified rituals, culture, cuisine and language. This is why even after a 1000 years of invaders ruling the land, Sanatana Dharma still survived. Diversity saved the religion.
I would rather say it's time for India to give up on the concept of a national language. Maybe 10% of India's population can speak English. Ridiculous to consider it a possibility for a national language.It's time for India to adopt Eng as the national language and stop wasting time on these regular language debates politicians engage in.
I would rather say it's time for India to give up on the concept of a national language. Maybe 10% of India's population can speak English. Ridiculous to consider it a possibility for a national language.
People will find a way to communicate with each other without the government forcing it down their throat. For close to 70 years, Europe kept moving closer together ending up in a common parliament, central bank and currency without there being a hint of a common language.I don't agree. The least you would in a diverse democracy is one part of the country being able to communicate with the other. There has to be some link language taught in schools for reasons of national cohesion and also govt purposes. It is either Hindi or English, which one would you choose ?
How does it matter to you being a Pakistani?Is it Bengali? Is it Sanskrit? Is it Punjabi? Is it Malayli? Or maybe English?
How does it matter to you being a Pakistani?
National identity is difficult to define but there are enough soft cohesion factors and a sense of One country now to keep India together now without needing a language.
Cricket, the mythology of the freedom struggle, interstate migration, hindu religion, the bureaucracy, judiciary etc. are all part of the framework holding the country together now.What are these soft cohesion factors ? Cricket is the only real powerful one.
Cricket, the mythology of the freedom struggle, interstate migration, hindu religion, the bureaucracy, judiciary etc. are all part of the framework holding the country together now.
For example, one reason why Khalistan is only interesting to Canadian Punjabis is that there's probably more Punjabis outside Punjab spread across India and abroad than in it at this point.
Do you think the Tamilians, Malayalis, Telugus, Kannadigas and even Maharashtrians nowadays are more or less likely to want to secede from India if you force Hindi down their throats?Nobody cares about the freedom struggle anymore. It's been 80 years. Interstate migration almost alway involves using the language Eng or Hindu with the locals so that's a bad example. Talking about the judiciary and bureacracy gives you a superficial connection with your fellow Indians.
These are all very tenuous links apart from cricket and maybe hinduism, given that 80% of indians are hindus. Nothing comes close to an official language as a binding force which is why every country on planet Earth has one.
I understand this post is supposed to be a satirical one but I will give a serious reply.The latter part which addressed culture and relgion less so. You can dismiss the bizarre traditions as local quirks, but the poop throwing festival actually must have divine roots. If the cow is a holy animal, of course it's excrement will also by association be holy. I feel this is the dilemma of so-called atheist Hindus. They want to cling to their heritage but can't claim it in the manner only a true Bharati can.
Probably said this a million times on PP but I've found this deeply fascinating.65% of the country speaks/ understands hindi, thats the unofficial language. You can't impose a common language in india officially.
It's my main question too.What are these soft cohesion factors ? Cricket is the only real powerful one.
I think after a point (maybe 50 years?), countries & empires acquire their own inertia. Once a couple of generations are born into it, it's a self-sustaining model. For most Indians alive today, this is the only reality they've ever known. It takes a feat of imagination to conceive a different model.It's my main question too.
India works, somehow it does.
But theres no real explanation for it. It just does.
I understand this post is supposed to be a satirical one but I will give a serious reply.
In Hindu religion, Cows are considered as ‘Vahana’ / Vehicle for Maa Durga. So, Cows are considered to be sacred for Hindus. In Hindu culture, Cow / Buffalo milk is the primary source of Milk unlike Arabs where Goat milk is considered as a source. And during olden days, Milk is one of primary source of nutrition and Cows are revered as a form of our own ‘Mother’ (not in a true sense) because of the value they bring to our life. Hence, killing Cows / Buffalo’s is considered as a sin if you go by either religion or culture.
Coming to Cow dung topic, I don't know about the Cow dung festival and its origination but coming from South India, I have never heard of it. It must be native to a small region similar to tomato festival in Spain. In Hindu Culture, dried Cow dung is one of the source for furnaces as wood / coal produces so much soot. And due to its anti-bacterial properties (scientifically proven now), Cow dung is mixed in water and used to clean mud roads in front of home. One has to understand that these remedies are centuries back when resources were limited and I find it nothing wrong and shameful.
Why Hindus are hurt? As Cows are considered as holy in our religion, obviously, religious sentiments will be hurt. We have seen that only caricatures of Islam has led to a French teachers death. So, its not something uncommon I feel.
It's my main question too.
India works, somehow it does.
But theres no real explanation for it. It just does.

Worked longer than Pakistan and will work long after BeggardeshIndia is unlikely to work in the long run.
Once population increases further, economy declines, China grabs more territories, I expect India to experience fracture.
India worked thus far because previous generations of Indians were hardworking and humble. They made it work. Modern day Indians are more destructive and they are likely to accelerate India's decline.

At that point, I would say it's better to loosen the reins and let states/provinces have their freedom of choice on various issues than worry about national cohesion and uniformity.
The US is an excellent example. Through most of the early existence they had to fight secessionist movements and even had to fight a civil war. That was the time to force uniformity and drive federal authority. After that they have wisely allowed the states a lot of freedom on issues like education, health, infrastructure etc. etc. There's very little they enforce at the federal level.

Did you compare a muti-lingual patchwork of states, like India, to the USA, which has been a white christian english-speaking country for more than 200 years ?![]()
Do you think the Tamilians, Malayalis, Telugus, Kannadigas and even Maharashtrians nowadays are more or less likely to want to secede from India if you force Hindi down their throats?
I'm curious .. do you think indian citizens should be allowed to advocate for secession ?
