King Kohli to own Pakistan for the billionth time?
Oh, it's truly a sight to behold, the way Virat Kohli single-handedly terrorizes Pakistan. I mean, who needs to worry about an entire team when you have Kohli in the lineup, right? It's almost laughable how Pakistan meticulously plan their strategies, their bowlers toil endlessly in the nets, and their management pours over endless stats, all for one man - Kohli.
You'd think that with all their preparation, they'd stand a chance, but alas, Kohli has them wrapped around his little finger. It's as if he has some sort of mystical power over them. Even the great Sachin Tendulkar didn't quite have the same impact on Pakistan in his heyday. Kohli has taken it to a whole new level.
And when Kohli starts scoring runs, well, that's when the fun truly begins. The poor Pakistani fielders must feel like they're in a comedy show. They drop catches that a five-year-old could catch with their eyes closed, and their misfields are a spectacle in themselves. As for their existential crises, well, who wouldn't question the meaning of life when Kohli is busy making mincemeat out of their bowlers?
But let's not forget the pièce de résistance - once Kohli reaches that magic 50-run mark, it's like a doomsday scenario for Pakistan. They know he's in his element, and they might as well start writing their wills because their bowlers are about to be devoured alive. It's almost like Kohli has a psychological hold over them, reducing them to mere mortals in front of his cricketing prowess.
Yes, indeed, Pakistan turns into a bunch of quivering, scared kittens when Kohli is at the crease.

It's almost too easy for him, isn't it? One can only imagine the nightmares they must have about facing Kohli in their sleep. But hey, who can blame them? After all, when Kohli bats, it's not just cricket; it's a masterclass and Pakistan is the unwilling audience.