Tony Pulis, Sam Allardyce, David Moyes, Alan Pardew, Roy Hodgson, Mark Hughes.
Whenever a PL manager is sacked, you can safely bet the names of one of these gentlemen will crop up.
These guys are the epitome of mediocrity - go look at their win percentages and trophy count. There's a reason why they get sacked over and again yet somehow find themselves in a job over and again. This is the Managerial Merrygoround and is exactly why English football is a global laughing stock.
Fair enough, Pulis and Allardyce will at most prevent relegation through their horrible but initially effective brands of football, but that's their ceiling as managers. Yet only in England are such mediocre standards lauded as spectacular achievements by a servile media. If not in the dugout, this Old Boys Club will usually have a lucrative TV gig lined up until the next poor sap decides to roll out the red carpet for their services.
The new club will say we need "experienced managers to steady the ship" despite the fact there are better, younger managers like Hughton, Dyche and Howe to name three who can do more than just barely vault over an already low bar.
Then England will crash and burn at an international tournament and we ask why young English managers aren't given opportunities...
Whenever a PL manager is sacked, you can safely bet the names of one of these gentlemen will crop up.
These guys are the epitome of mediocrity - go look at their win percentages and trophy count. There's a reason why they get sacked over and again yet somehow find themselves in a job over and again. This is the Managerial Merrygoround and is exactly why English football is a global laughing stock.
Fair enough, Pulis and Allardyce will at most prevent relegation through their horrible but initially effective brands of football, but that's their ceiling as managers. Yet only in England are such mediocre standards lauded as spectacular achievements by a servile media. If not in the dugout, this Old Boys Club will usually have a lucrative TV gig lined up until the next poor sap decides to roll out the red carpet for their services.
The new club will say we need "experienced managers to steady the ship" despite the fact there are better, younger managers like Hughton, Dyche and Howe to name three who can do more than just barely vault over an already low bar.
Then England will crash and burn at an international tournament and we ask why young English managers aren't given opportunities...