Your favourite one liners from Movies and TV shows

[spinDoc]

"To infinity and beyooooondd..." - Toy Story

And I'm surprised no one's mentioned "Mogambo khush hua"







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Loved the dhichkiyaaoN )



The thread title says "one-liners", not paragraphs

i did

 

[dell79]

Those goofy ******** are just about the best thing I've got going in this crazy world - Theres Something about Mary

 

[Bhaijaan]

Sometimes your whole life boils down to one insane move

You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain! Jack! Sparrow!

 

[JellyBro]

Do They Speak English in WHAT!!!!!

....what?

 

[RaZoR]

"This is Brazil"

Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk

 

[iHammad]

Rishtay main hum tumhaare baap lagtay hain...naam hai shahensha!!!

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

Dimple: Mujhe kuch kehna hai
Rishi:: Mujhe bhi kuch kehna hai
Dimple: Pehle tum
Rishi:: Pehle tum
Dimple: Pehle tum
Rishi:: Pehle tum
Dimple: Pehle tum
Rishi:: Pehle tum
Dimple: Pehle tum
Rishi:tum
Dimple:tum
Rishi:tum
Dimple:tum
Rishi: Jis tarah Lucknow ke do nawabon ki gaadi pehle aap pehle aap pehle aap karke nikal gayi thi, waise hamari pehle tum pehle tum pehle tum main main yeh masti bhari rut na guzar jaaye.
Dimple: Achca , main kehti hoon.....

Then the song...

 

[pakistanigoneaussie]

"STOP eating my Sesame Cake" - congo

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[Looney]

kalmoohi , mooN kaala karaye gi ?

 

[Zaz]

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - “Elementary, my dear Watson”

Karate Kid - “Wax on, wax off”

Crocodile Dundee - “You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife”

Wayne’s World - “Schwing”

Gladiator - “At my signal, unleash hell”

Pirates of the Caribbean - “Ye’d best start believin’ in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Yer in one”

Braveheart -"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom"

 

[Zaz]

Goldfinger - "Goodbye, Mr. Bond."

-"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!"


Usual Suspects -"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Gladiator - "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next"

All About Eve - "Fasten your seat belts - it's going to be a bumpy night."

 

[USIND]

Dimple: Mujhe kuch kehna hai
Rishi:: Mujhe bhi kuch kehna hai
Dimple: Pehle tum
Rishi:: Pehle tum
Dimple: Pehle tum
Rishi:: Pehle tum
Dimple: Pehle tum
Rishi:: Pehle tum
Dimple: Pehle tum
Rishi:tum
Dimple:tum
Rishi:tum
Dimple:tum
Rishi: Jis tarah Lucknow ke do nawabon ki gaadi pehle aap pehle aap pehle aap karke nikal gayi thi, waise hamari pehle tum pehle tum pehle tum main main yeh masti bhari rut na guzar jaaye.
Dimple: Achca , main kehti hoon.....

Then the song...

Lol ) Is this a one liner.

 

[USIND]

"Crime master Go-Go hai naam mera,aankhein nikaal kar gotiyaan kehlta hoon main"

"Yeh Teja Teja kya hai,yeh Teja-Teja"

"Bread ka badshah aur omellete ka raja, BAJAJ........Hamara Bajaj"

Andaz Apna Apna.

 

[SAF]

Almost every line by Alan in the Hangover

 

[Bhaijaan]

Ok don't make fun of me for this one.





''Mai tumhare bache ki maa bun ne waali hu.''

 

[USIND]

Ok don't make fun of me for this one.





[I]''Mai tumhare bache ki maa bun ne waali hu.''[/I]

"Kahan moonh kaala karke aayi hai,kalmoohi" )

 

[Bhaijaan]

^

Khhuda ka waasta aise baat na karein

 

[USIND]

^ "Theekh hai phir sab Bhagwan ke bharose rakh do".

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

"Kahan moonh kaala karke aayi hai,kalmoohi" )

Check page 1. Already posted.

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

Ok don't make fun of me for this one.





''Mai tumhare bache ki maa bun ne waali hu.''

check page 1. Already posted.

 

[Bhaijaan]

''I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME.''

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[in_cutter]

"KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!" -
Superman ll

 

[Looney]

^ "Theekh hai phir sab Bhagwan ke bharose rakh do".

agle 24 ghantay tak hosh nahi aaya tou aaperation karna paray ga

 

[USIND]

agle 24 ghantay tak hosh nahi aaya tou aaperation karna paray ga

"Nahin! daactur sahab,aisa na kahein;
Bhagwan ke ghar der hai,andher nahin"

 

[Wised up]

"meri machli ka kya hua? babaa tumari machli mein mast tel mein fry kerkay kha gaya"
"aye bhagwaan uthalay uthalay.. merey ko nahee in don ko"

Paresh Rawal in Hera pheri.

"yeh kacket kahan say lee? ameica say? nahee, NY say. oh acha mein samjha america say" LOL

 

[Wised up]

"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!"

 

[dps2009]

agle 24 ghantay tak hosh nahi aaya tou aaperation karna paray ga

daktar sahab mujhe kuch dikhayi nahi de raha- usually after an eye operation

 

[kingusama92]

''I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME.''

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Yeah, that is a brilliant line.

 

[SwingNSeam]

"Basanti in ku**on k saamnay mat naachna"- Sholay

 

[asdf0045]

It's Ringing. - Bheja Fry

 

[LongHorn]

Just saw Planet of the Apes and when Charlton Heston tells thE ape female doctor "Dr I'd like to kiss you goodbye".

She replies "All right, but you are so damn ugly"

 

[TM Riddle]

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster" - Goodfellas

"What the f did I do"?
—McNulty (The Wire)

 

[TM Riddle]

Hamburgers: the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast."
-Jules Winnfield
(Pulp Fiction)

 

[shaz619]

 

[Syed1]

Not one line, but imo one of the greatest scenes in cinema played by two of the greatest actors to ever appear on screen.

This one line doesn't do justice to the whole scene, should search it up on Youtube. I cannot post it here because it has curse words in it.

 

[TM Riddle]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt

) ) Anyone who has seen The Wire would get this.

 

[TM Riddle]

Not one line, but imo one of the greatest scenes in cinema played by two of the greatest actors to ever appear on screen.

This one line doesn't do justice to the whole scene, should search it up on Youtube. I cannot post it here because it has curse words in it.

Heat.
One of my all time favorite movies.

 

[TQ89]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt

) ) Anyone who has seen The Wire would get this.

Hahahahaha that senator was so corrupt. The best scene is when he gets released in front of the new DA and the new DA wonders "what the hell just happened?".

 

[TM Riddle]

Hahahahaha that senator was so corrupt. The best scene is when he gets released in front of the new DA and the new DA wonders "what the hell just happened?".

Clay Davis epitomized true political evil associated with corrupt politicians.
Amazing performance.
But the thing with the wire is that there are so many brilliant individual performances that it's hard to pick one or two out of them.
Truly the greatest show of all time.

 

[TQ89]

Clay Davis epitomized true political evil associated with corrupt politicians.
Amazing performance.
But the thing with the wire is that there are so many brilliant individual performances that it's hard to pick one or two out of them.
Truly the greatest show of all time.

My favorite line of the series is "You come at the king bey, you best not miss" by my favorite character on the wire, Omar little. Also the "Omar coming yo" in the streets whenever he appeared.

 

[James]

“I’ll be back”

 

[ManFan]

“Don ko pakarna mushkil he nahi, na mumkin hai”.

 

[Arham_PakFan]

'I am the danger'

 

[TM Riddle]

“Don ko pakarna mushkil he nahi, na mumkin hai”.

"Mujhpe ek ahsaan karna ki mujhpe koi ahsaan na karna".

 

[Syed1]

"Mujhpe ek ahsaan karna ki mujhpe koi ahsaan na karna".

"Ek baar maine commitment kardi toh phir mein apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta."

 

[Syed1]

"Mere baarein mein itna mat sochna. Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi."

 

[Arham_PakFan]

The most iconic line of recent times:

Our business is our business,it is none of your business.

 

[good guy]

Here's a number - every 1% unemployment goes up, 40,000 people die, did you know that- the big short

 

[GoUgandaCranes]

"How you doin"

 

[waqar goraya]

"My Precious"

*Gollum*

 

[waqar goraya]

"Why so serious"

 

[waqar goraya]

Winter is coming

 

[waqar goraya]

Here's looking at you, kid.

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

 

[Arham_PakFan]

Sic Semper Tyrannis

'And thus,to Tyrants'

 

[DeadBall]

Too many to count will require a lot of thinking but from TV series the ones that immediately come to mind are "Come On!" and "No Touching" from Arrested Development, also all of Tobias Funke's quotes.

 

[Rahul1]

“Our business is our business, none of your business".

 

[ManFan]

"Mujhpe ek ahsaan karna ki mujhpe koi ahsaan na karna".

To be honest, that entire “Poetry with Excplecitives” dialogue in the movie Gunday on YouTube is the best I’ve heard in quite some time.

“Life sucks and than you die!” and “I’m your genetic jackhammer!” from good ol Vinnie Mac.

 

[blackanhyellow]

Winter is coming.

 

[ManFan]

From Sarkar Raj:

“Mujhe dar lagne laga hai”.

“Kis bhat par sab?”

“Issi bhat par ke mujhe dar nahe lagtha”.

From Sholay:

“Tere naam kia he, Basanti?”

“Jab tak there per chalenge, is ke sanse chalege. Jab tere per ruke ge, ye banduk chale ge”.

 

[Rayyman]

"How you doin"

Word, this is an ATG phrase. Joey is my guy.

 

[AssassinatedDevil]

"Heropanti. Sabko aati nahin, meri jaati nahi"

 

[Syed1]

 

[Syed1]

And now his watch is ended

 

[waqar goraya]

You don't know Jon Snow

 

[ManFan]

“Rachit... kuch yaad aye?”

Akram Sheikh (Sunil Shetty) to Rachit (Ajay Devgan) in “Qayamat: A City Under Threat” after showing him a model of the prison he escaped, the Elphinston Jail.

 

[Gayle_Force]

"That's what she said" Michael Scott

 

[sjahmed23]

"One bite at a time, and that is how you devour a whale" - FU, house of cards

 

[saeedhk]

‘Kash aap meray walid hotay,’ Amir Liaquat’s fan.

 

[TM Riddle]

"That's what she said" Michael Scott

"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ and if they would, I do not do that thing."

One of the rare instances where I agree with Dwight.

 

[TM Riddle]

“Rachit... kuch yaad aye?”

Akram Sheikh (Sunil Shetty) to Rachit (Ajay Devgan) in “Qayamat: A City Under Threat” after showing him a model of the prison he escaped, the Elphinston Jail.

Never took you for a bollywood fan.
Lost tremendous amount of respect.

 

[PakLFC]

"Go ahead, make my day!" "Dirty Harry" series. There is only one Clint Eastwood

 

[TM Riddle]

Walt Kowalski: Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the f out of here."

 

[TM Riddle]

"Stay out of my Territory"

 

[Arham_PakFan]

You don't know Jon Snow

You know nothing,Jon Snow.

 

[Mr Consistent]

there's new sheriff in town
Supernatural.

 

[TM Riddle]

You know nothing,Jon Snow.

Loosely translated in Hindi as "Tum nahin samjhoge Rahul, Kuchh Kuchh hota hai"

 

[TM Riddle]

Will Munny: What I said the other day, you looking like me, that ain't true. You ain't ugly like me, it's just that we both have got scars.

 

[TM Riddle]

there's new sheriff in town
Supernatural.

Saving people, hunting things, the family Business.

 

[moghul]

"Maule noo maula naa mare tey maula nain marda" Sultan Raahi in Maula Jatt.

 

[GoUgandaCranes]

You know nothing,Jon Snow.

he literally knew nothing.