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Congratulations Sachin Tendulkar on hundred 100s! [Finally!]

I am sad today for #cricket. Everyone just needs to move on from this 100th 100 :(:(:(
 
This thread is the biggest jinx of the modern day. A curse even greater than that of the Mummies of Egypt:42:
 
Woke up just to see if Tendy had scored his TON OF TONS yet and he's :out ?!?!

Why Tendy, why?
 
This thread has the possibility of getting immortalized in heaven. I feel that Sachin has picked up Don's bug - getting stranded at 99.
 
What is more likely to happen before Sachin's 100th hundred?

A. The mystery of the bermuda triangle will be solved.
B. Adnan Akmal will expand his English vocabulary beyond 'well daaaan'
C. Afridi will bite the ball again.
D. Afridi will bite another player.
E. Arjun Tendulkar will get 100 hundreds before his dad.
F. Bobby Deol will deliver a hit movie.
G. Zaid Hamid will be the new president of what was formerly known as 'India'.
H. The pope will convert to Islam.
I. Dilshan will keep the same facial hair style for 1 month.
J. Srinivasan will reveal how Zaka Ashraf chickened out from his wrestling challenge.
K. World War 3
L. World War 4
M. Mohammad Asif will hit the prison warden with a bat.
N. The crowd will give Kohli the finger.
O. Hugh Hefner will come out and reveal he is still a virgin.
P. Younis Khan will have white hair.
Q. Shoaib Akhtar will reveal how he saw a statue of Sachin shaking.
R. Ravi Shastri will commentate in a normal pitched voice when he sees Yuvraj hitting sixes.
S. Veena Malik will start wearing the niqab,
T. George Bush will reveal himself as Ricky Ponting's long lost brother.
U. Bangladesh will win the world cup.
V. Pakpassion will be taken over by the Mossad.
W. BZ will start hating Malik.
X. Arjuna Ranatunga will win the 100m race at the 2012 Olympics.
Y. Misbah will hit 2 sixes on 1 ball.
Z. Sachin will get the 100th hundred.

Vote away people. :asif

(You can add yours to the list as well)
 
Its like how we often played cricket in college... 16 overs per side, 4 overs max / bowler
 
Don't want to check this thread for spoilers! I have a very strong feeling he's achieved the greatest landmark ever in the history of cricket. Have just come straight to the reply section. Heading over to cricinfo now, should be some great articles to get through :D..
 
India should arrange a match with zimbabwe or bangladesh immediately to get rid of this thread :-P
 
All, please take this thread in the manner that it was originally intended - a bit of fun.

Don't take it too seriously, whichever side you fall on.
 
This thread has the possibility of getting immortalized in heaven. I feel that Sachin has picked up Don's bug - getting stranded at 99.

I believe Don is casting spells on him from heaven to make sure Sachin also misses out on an incredible feat. :don
 
India should arrange a match with zimbabwe or bangladesh immediately to get rid of this thread :-P

I hear Tendy's asked the BCCI to see if they can convince CA to make this a quad-series. Invites have gone out to Namibia and Scotland apparently even as we speak!
 
^ If they can convince?

Cricket Australia is BCCI's puppet, they do as they are told :)
 
worst part is he doesn't look he is going to get it either, gone badly out of form.
 
even here also no one invites Pakistan :sad:

Well, as long as retards, idiot and morons in Australia will keep blaming Pakistan team and PCB for terrorism, they will not invite our team....

but that's is OK ... because everybody acts and speaks according to the IQ they are blessed with!
 
well may be today is the day... if he scores Indians will be happier... Pakistan lost.. Tendulkar 100
 
Bump!

Not much longer till this milestone is reached by the great batsman. Shorter boundaries at this ground are tailor made for this :sachin
 
He's injured :(

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This is just getting sad. The fact there were only a couple of posts jinxing him this time means no one really thinks its going to happen.


Sometimes you just have to accept its time.


Take the dog to the backyard, and put it down.
 
This 100th 100 saga is getting to be longer than War And Peace
 
Last 9 International scores:

3
15
48
2
25
13
15
8
41

How soon are they going to call for his retirement? If he doesn't make a fifty soon enough...I'll give it 4 more innings.
 
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Insha'Allah is how you spell it

That´s roughly how I spell it. As it is anyway, I was asking this to him:).

I wouldn´t hang anyone for putting an 'H' at the end of "Insha" which can be considered as a silent one:19:.
 
FC believes SRT is God anyway, so in essence he's saying SRT will score 100 if SRT will its. Some God - fell 97 runs short today.
 
How many Months and Innings without a century now? I'm really curious to know but too lazy to check it myself.
 
How many Months and Innings without a century now? I'm really curious to know but too lazy to check it myself.

12th March, 2011, (against South Africa in the world cup) was his last international hundred.
 
Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:akhtar
 

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