Congratulations Sachin Tendulkar on hundred 100s! [Finally!]

[imshally81]

Goodbye guys, Cricket sucks.


Next time hopefully

Jinx in advance

 

[AdeelSabih]

Haha! Did my job.

 

[Blitz]

although i ve contributed many times to the jinixing i find it boring now #honest

Mate, he's already out. Save it for next time

 

[PerfectionPersonified]

here we go again )

 

[Law]

I am sad today for #cricket. Everyone just needs to move on from this 100th 100

 

[imshally81]

i am sure india will lose the match too....

 

[AZ]

Nuwan friggin' Kulasekera!

)

 

[Qadeer]

i am sure india will lose the match too....

India has good batters in middle order, its only sachin thats weak link in their side

 

[SwingNSeam]

This thread lives to see another day.

 

[imshally81]

India has good batters in middle order, its only sachin thats weak link in their side

not only a weak link... bad luck for india too....

 

[style_guru]

This thread is the biggest jinx of the modern day. A curse even greater than that of the Mummies of Egypt

 

[OZGOD]

Woke up just to see if Tendy had scored his TON OF TONS yet and he's ?!?!

Why Tendy, why?

 

[WithLoveFromCanada]

Hahaha lush yaar...hogai dua poori

 

[IndianWillow]

This thread has the possibility of getting immortalized in heaven. I feel that Sachin has picked up Don's bug - getting stranded at 99.

 

[anakwalajinn]

18th March, guys!

You heard it here first (who heard it from Hassan0987 )

 

[Hassan0987]

18th March, guys!

You heard it here first (who heard it from Hassan0987 )

Yup! He is just waiting to make that 100th 100 when it will hurt most , against us

 

[anakwalajinn]

Yup! He is just waiting to make that 100th 100 when it will hurt most , against us

Will raise the epicness of this thread to another level

 

[Areesh]

This thread survives again.

Very poisonous thread poison.

 

[Torpedo]

What is more likely to happen before Sachin's 100th hundred?

A. The mystery of the bermuda triangle will be solved.
B. Adnan Akmal will expand his English vocabulary beyond 'well daaaan'
C. Afridi will bite the ball again.
D. Afridi will bite another player.
E. Arjun Tendulkar will get 100 hundreds before his dad.
F. Bobby Deol will deliver a hit movie.
G. Zaid Hamid will be the new president of what was formerly known as 'India'.
H. The pope will convert to Islam.
I. Dilshan will keep the same facial hair style for 1 month.
J. Srinivasan will reveal how Zaka Ashraf chickened out from his wrestling challenge.
K. World War 3
L. World War 4
M. Mohammad Asif will hit the prison warden with a bat.
N. The crowd will give Kohli the finger.
O. Hugh Hefner will come out and reveal he is still a virgin.
P. Younis Khan will have white hair.
Q. Shoaib Akhtar will reveal how he saw a statue of Sachin shaking.
R. Ravi Shastri will commentate in a normal pitched voice when he sees Yuvraj hitting sixes.
S. Veena Malik will start wearing the niqab,
T. George Bush will reveal himself as Ricky Ponting's long lost brother.
U. Bangladesh will win the world cup.
V. Pakpassion will be taken over by the Mossad.
W. BZ will start hating Malik.
X. Arjuna Ranatunga will win the 100m race at the 2012 Olympics.
Y. Misbah will hit 2 sixes on 1 ball.
Z. Sachin will get the 100th hundred.

Vote away people.

(You can add yours to the list as well)

 

[Namak_Halaal]

I love it, just love it!

 

[zulfiqar]

Hey didn't know where to post this... but look at this ODI scorecard, wicked wierd!

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/64346.html

reduced to 16 overs/side and saeed anwar batting lower down the order!! funny scorecard lol

 

[zulfiqar]

Its like how we often played cricket in college... 16 overs per side, 4 overs max / bowler

 

[Sledger]

Don't want to check this thread for spoilers! I have a very strong feeling he's achieved the greatest landmark ever in the history of cricket. Have just come straight to the reply section. Heading over to cricinfo now, should be some great articles to get through ..

 

[VolcanicAsh]

Oh my! "Sachin's laughing stock" for not scoring a century?!

Full of hatred, jealousy and what not! dude you must be living a very miserable life

As WL said the joke is on Sachinistas

 

[Munna]

India should arrange a match with zimbabwe or bangladesh immediately to get rid of this thread

 

[SOSami]

All, please take this thread in the manner that it was originally intended - a bit of fun.

Don't take it too seriously, whichever side you fall on.

 

[Bhaijaan]

This thread has the possibility of getting immortalized in heaven. I feel that Sachin has picked up Don's bug - getting stranded at 99.

I believe Don is casting spells on him from heaven to make sure Sachin also misses out on an incredible feat.

 

[OZGOD]

India should arrange a match with zimbabwe or bangladesh immediately to get rid of this thread

I hear Tendy's asked the BCCI to see if they can convince CA to make this a quad-series. Invites have gone out to Namibia and Scotland apparently even as we speak!

 

[dsrscore2]

I hear Tendy's asked the BCCI to see if they can convince CA to make this a quad-series. Invites have gone out to Namibia and Scotland apparently even as we speak!

Source pls..

 

[Bhaijaan]

^ If they can convince?

Cricket Australia is BCCI's puppet, they do as they are told

 

[OZGOD]

^ If they can convince?

Cricket Australia is BCCI's puppet, they do as they are told

I hear James Sutherland has been "invited" (summoned) to a meeting with N Srinivasan for a discussion on geopolitical realities...

 

[Bhaijaan]

But who is James Sutherland ?

 

[dsrscore2]

But who is James Sutherland ?

He is the head of CA if I'm not wrong.

 

[AZ]

worst part is he doesn't look he is going to get it either, gone badly out of form.

 

[musaarthali]

I hear Tendy's asked the BCCI to see if they can convince CA to make this a quad-series. Invites have gone out to Namibia and Scotland apparently even as we speak!

even here also no one invites Pakistan d:

 

[W63L35]

even here also no one invites Pakistan d:

Well, as long as retards, idiot and morons in Australia will keep blaming Pakistan team and PCB for terrorism, they will not invite our team....

but that's is OK ... because everybody acts and speaks according to the IQ they are blessed with!

 

[shahrukh619]

did farhat score more runs against england then what Tendulkar scored?????

 

[shahrukh619]

ops, sorry i thought this was the Tendulkar weekly bashing thread.. my bad

 

[Iffitheking]

well may be today is the day... if he scores Indians will be happier... Pakistan lost.. Tendulkar 100

 

[Khabri420]

Bump!

Not much longer till this milestone is reached by the great batsman. Shorter boundaries at this ground are tailor made for this

 

[Bhaijaan]

Come on Sach !!!!!!!

 

[velu]

did farhat score more runs against england then what Tendulkar scored?????

he will get it today :jinxjinx

 

[musaarthali]

Bump!

Not much longer till this milestone is reached by the great batsman. Shorter boundaries at this ground are tailor made for this

4 to 5 more hours for greatest moment in sporting history

 

[Bhaijaan]

He's injured

 

[musaarthali]

^some minor injury..he will be back

 

[12cavalry]

how is that not out?!?

 

[12cavalry]

Poor Tendi )
That was one hell of a bouncer.

 

[12cavalry]

Poor Tendi )
That was one hell of a bouncer.

 

[12cavalry]

Gone

 

[ecstatic_freak]

)))

 

[Blitz]

This is just getting sad. The fact there were only a couple of posts jinxing him this time means no one really thinks its going to happen.


Sometimes you just have to accept its time.


Take the dog to the backyard, and put it down.

 

[OZGOD]

Tendy! Oh noes! 97 short

 

[OZGOD]

This 100th 100 saga is getting to be longer than War And Peace

 

[shahrukh619]

THis time he was 97 runs short

 

[Bhaijaan]

Next time Inshah Allah

 

[Inziquicksingle]

Last 9 International scores:

3
15
48
2
25
13
15
8
41

How soon are they going to call for his retirement? If he doesn't make a fifty soon enough...I'll give it 4 more innings.

 

[Bhaijaan]

What does Tendulkar say to the God of retirement?




















































Not today

 

[Namak_Halaal]

Ho ho ho! What a beauty this thread really is!

) ) )

 

[ninjafirstslip]

wont make it in australia. Make it at home. FTB paradise.

 

[Blitz]

Next time Inshah Allah

If you're going to take the ****, at least spell it properly.

 

[Inziquicksingle]

Whats wrong with the spelling?

 

[Bhaijaan]

If you're going to take the ****, at least spell it properly.

Clarify.

 

[DHONI183]

If you're going to take the ****, at least spell it properly.

How does one spell it 'properly' in your opinion?

 

[sam]

Insha'Allah is how you spell it

 

[Namak_Halaal]

Someone remind RA to update his signature!

)

 

[DHONI183]

Insha'Allah is how you spell it

That´s roughly how I spell it. As it is anyway, I was asking this to him.

I wouldn´t hang anyone for putting an 'H' at the end of "Insha" which can be considered as a silent one.

 

[Namak_Halaal]

FC believes SRT is God anyway, so in essence he's saying SRT will score 100 if SRT will its. Some God - fell 97 runs short today.

 

[OZGOD]

 

[Shaddy]

How many Months and Innings without a century now? I'm really curious to know but too lazy to check it myself.

 

[mohimran]

India Plays Bandgladesh in Asia cup

Thats his chance to dominate another minnow

 

[DHONI183]

How many Months and Innings without a century now? I'm really curious to know but too lazy to check it myself.

12th March, 2011, (against South Africa in the world cup) was his last international hundred.

 

[Namak_Halaal]

)

Brilliant!

 

[Bhaijaan]

One does not simply score 100 hundreds

 

[Muhammad Waleed]

Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Justcrazy]

surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

) ) )

 

[Iffitheking]

Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

) ) )

May be he is thinking I might score tonight... in a disguise of Malinga...

 

[Iffitheking]

tonight is the night...

 

[ninjafirstslip]

sri lanka bowling on a rather flat one. today is the day.

 

[Bhaijaan]

This should be it. Come on Sach !

 

[velu]

Probably today is the day n ll be scoring under sehwag's captaincy