England end Day 1 of the first Test against Pakistan on a record-breaking 506/4

Gotta agree with Ponting when he labelled Pakistan Test attack as some of the weakest he has ever seen. This is a pretty terrible Test attack.
 
England scoring so quick just advances game, means our pathetic batting will have to bat even longer to save it. Pathetic stuff all round.
 
Pakistan make a clueless crawley look like vintage sehwag in subcontinent
 
I have nothing against Zahid. Even he’s probably surprised he got selected.

But every boundary off of him, and every innings he goes wicketless is a well deserved slap on the face of Saqlain and Babar.

Saqlain as one of the best spinners ever didn’t have the foresight to defy Babar that hey, this guy isn’t good enough to play, play Abrar instead. So then why is he coach? What is he bringing to the table?
 
It's Ramiz only....he's the one who has been talking about pitches right from his first day at office.

But the pitches in his tenure have only gotten worse with time.

Why would Babar/Saqlain ask for these dead flat pitches after whitewashing SA on much better sporting tracks in 2021.

Babar and Saqlain have to take ownership of the pitches they want. They are equally responsible for these pitches if they didn't put their foot down on the pitches they want if they wanted seaming, spinning tracks in the first place.

I have seen Kohli as captain throwing a fit in India whenever India lost a test to Australia, England and he made sure the groundsman and the BCCI produced subsequent pitches to suit India's spin and pace attack.

Babar is just a clueless day to day operator with zero vision for the team.
 
Gotta agree with Ponting when he labelled Pakistan Test attack as some of the weakest he has ever seen. This is a pretty terrible Test attack.

Any attack will look pedestrian when you have a clueless captain in charge ie Azhar Ali, Babar Azam etc.
 
I’m getting Dravid-Sehwag 1st test 2006 opening partnership vibes.
 
Such a pathetic bowling “attack”. Loving this attacking play from England though. Bazball is doing wonders to their test cricket.
 
😂😂 at those who said Bazball will not work in Pakistan. Pakistan is the perfect place to adopt the Bazball approach
 
I have nothing against Zahid. Even he’s probably surprised he got selected.

But every boundary off of him, and every innings he goes wicketless is a well deserved slap on the face of Saqlain and Babar.

Saqlain as one of the best spinners ever didn’t have the foresight to defy Babar that hey, this guy isn’t good enough to play, play Abrar instead. So then why is he coach? What is he bringing to the table?

I’ll give you a clue: it starts with ‘q’ and ends with ‘udrat ka nizam’
 
The look that Zahid gives after getting hit every boundary. Punchable.
 
Srilanka’s record 900+ vs India in danger. However that was a result of selfish cricket after India declared on an absolute road.
 
Any attack will look pedestrian when you have a clueless captain in charge ie Azhar Ali, Babar Azam etc.

I see this as more of an excuse for for terrible Test bowlers.

Rauf and Naseem aren't Test standard, no Captain can change that.

I haven't even heard of the other two. This is more of a management issue. All this raw talent stuff may work for T20s at times, but I am pretty sure that Rauf and Naseem aren't Test standard yet. Naseem in particular has proven this time and again.
 
lol, look at the England's run rate.
It's better than Pakistan's T20 power play run rate.
 
[MENTION=140806]jnaveen1980[/MENTION] you are saying Duckett is tuk tuking when he is going run a ball in the first session of test cricket and is batting on 50+ :))
 
England are so awesome under the two New Zealanders Brendon McCullum and Ben Stokes !

Love watching this team
 
A reminder. Zahid mehmood averages 40 in first class cricket. Sindh benched him for Abrar meanwhile here he is representing Pakistan because of Babar.
 
Harris Rauf becomes a pivotal white ball bowler and Pakistan are like ‘yeah he can play test cricket’. Why do they do this..
 
ENG 141/0 after 20 overs. They have made more in the 20 overs of this Test than Pak did in the T20 WC final
 
The most exciting parts of this test so far is cocomo mujhe bhi do.
 
I think Babar should try 8-1 field set ala Dhoni style. Ask the bowler to bowl on one side

Outside the box thinking is haram in the PCB and Pakistan Cricket. You are just taught to strictly go through the orthodox motions.
 
This is a good defensive bowling option. Off spinner. Pakistan can stem the flow to some extent.
 
I see this as more of an excuse for for terrible Test bowlers.

Rauf and Naseem aren't Test standard, no Captain can change that.

I haven't even heard of the other two. This is more of a management issue. All this raw talent stuff may work for T20s at times, but I am pretty sure that Rauf and Naseem aren't Test standard yet. Naseem in particular has proven this time and again.

Ramiz has given Babar the full authority to select whoever he wants. If Babar insists on playing misfits then that is on him, it doesn't help when his own decision making in the field with regards to team selection, field placements, making on the spot decisions on the field is very poor and he has zero proactiveness as captain.
 
Saw clips of few Quaid Trophy at this ground and pitch certainly had good bounce. This looks intentional, perhaps Ramiz intention is to bat long and go for draw for first game. Timid approach, like pitches ever make a difference to Pakistani batting :) Hopefully next two games ll have sporting wickets, atleast on first 2 days!

Test experience/watching overall is just so dull generally in subcontinent, limited over cricket is fine. Aus, Eng, NZ Test experience are always light years ahead.
 
Time will prove me right that Babar is just not good enough to captain any team. He just stands there with no game plan, game sense, reading of the situation, zero proactiveness.

We as a nation also have a horrible criteria for appointing a captain ie must be the best player in the team, and keeps the team united, happy regardless of results. No one cares about captaincy record, history of repeated captaincy mistakes, blunders and whether any progress has been made.

The reason why Pakistan Cricket underachieves is because we don't have a captain who can proactively make the right bowling, fielding changes, selection decisions and can plan efficiently, effectively with respect to the opposition and pitch conditions.

Exactly!!! Also we have Yes man as head coach, and useless people in management.
 
A reminder. Zahid mehmood averages 40 in first class cricket. Sindh benched him for Abrar meanwhile here he is representing Pakistan because of Babar.
Yes he's a parchi pick there's no doubt about this. Babar has picked him and knows there's no accountabilities. What's the worst? He will het dropped next match but he's already picked up a handy match fees and a test cap and is part of the squad anyway.

That's what it means to make connections in Pakistan cricket. Lottery.
 
You give Kohli the likes of Naseem Shah, Haris Rauf in the bowling line up and he will find ways to get wickets from them.
 
Will be interesting to see how Rauf handles Test match. Hard to maintain pace right through the day
 
Babar and Saqlain have to take ownership of the pitches they want. They are equally responsible for these pitches if they didn't put their foot down on the pitches they want if they wanted seaming, spinning tracks in the first place.

I have seen Kohli as captain throwing a fit in India whenever India lost a test to Australia, England and he made sure the groundsman and the BCCI produced subsequent pitches to suit India's spin and pace attack.

Babar is just a clueless day to day operator with zero vision for the team.

Babar being a day to day operator seems to be an overstatement.

He can't even plan a strategy for a single session.

Utterly clueless captain you got there.
 
A reminder. Zahid mehmood averages 40 in first class cricket. Sindh benched him for Abrar meanwhile here he is representing Pakistan because of Babar.

Imagine. Less nepotism in the domestic circuit Vs the international side which is under greater scrutiny. The absolute gall to do something like that.

Also think of the message this will send to domestic teams. You will get rewarded for pushing parchi players if the international side approves.
 
just wait for the moronic: daikho kisi ne kisi par ungli nhin uthaani, qudrat ka nizaam....
 
Pakistan captain Babar Azam said: "It looks like a good wicket, I think the first one hour and a half will help our fast bowlers." Sure, cap.

Meanwhile this Zahid been given a debit when most retire...wta
 
Everyone is going after Zahid as if he is the problem here.

When your team is in a bad condition, it is human nature to look for escape goats.

Every bowler is going for runs. There is no hiding.

Pakistan have been caught brutally by surprise by Bazball, even if they knew it was coming.

Babar and Ramiz made a batting track so Babar won't get out quickly, rather than a sporting pitch where their bowlers would have a chance. Unlike Pakistan, England knew what was in store for them - after Australia series. A defensive Pakistan team playing on roads.

Now Pakistan pay.
 
Awful awful pitch. Was really awaiting this test but seems like it will be similar to the Australian series
 
Australia has also scored 560 for 3 and second day is still on... That too in Perth!!! Perhaps this score isn't that bad yet :p
 
Our bowling is only good for 20 over cricket where bowlers can bowl only 4 overs and not worry about setting up batsmen etc. We're absolutely useless in the real form of the game.
 
Two absolutely ridiculous test matches going on right now. Imagine selling test cricket to the younger generation like this!

Some people talk about no one watching ODIs, who is watching this crap for 5 days?
 
Crawley missed on a chance to be the first English man ever to score a century before lunch on day 1.
 
Buttler lauds England's dominant start

Jos Buttler, speaking to Sky Sports...

"It couldn't get much better than that, could it? It was fantastic to see the ease with which they scored boundaries all around the wicket. Zak dominated to start with and Duckett got into his stride as well. For their confidence as a new opening partnership, it can't get any better."
 
'Really good cricket, really good intent'
Kumar Sangakkara, speaking to Sky Sports...

"Pakistan had a few chances, a couple of lbw shouts and one pretty close but other than that Crawley and Duckett batted as beautifully as you could. They kept the good balls out and when a ball was there to be hit they played good shots. They didn't take too many risks - it was just really good cricket and really good intent."
 
This happens when you go with 5 rookies effectively. Captaincy is Babar's achilles heel so no surprise, Saqlain taking it as law of nature

Absolute thumping so far Ramiz Raja Productions Murder 4
 
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