Bro, I understand what you are trying to achieve - even then, I fell in to trap and responding you
What IND did in SAF has nothing to do here in losing effectively inside 2 days. That too, after Poms declaring with 3 wickets at hand and had Root declared over night, this game could have finished mathematically inside 5 sessions - I don't think IND would have lasted the whole morning session. There was a rain threat, so ENG did a bit hurry with bat and later declared with 7 down, otherwise Poms could have batted out till 500+ and India's match total won't have passed much more than 237 - that's like innings & 250+. As I wrote somewhere in match thread - against a 25 overs old ball, they lost like 7/56 under scorching sun in 1st innings, you can't blame it on toss either.
Recently, AFGs lost a Test inside 2 days and they were playing by far the best team on such conditions, in their first Test of history - here IND was playing against Poms without Stokes and into 3rd month of ENG tour - that too in August. Even under-preparation can't be an excuse after playing a Test at Birmingham. I understand OP was trying to spice things a bit, nothing wrong in that and it has gone to 6th page, which itself is a success for the thread - but you are trying to make it immortal; every time IND tours outside Asia, this thread will pop up for the right or wrong reason. There are still 3 Tests left, then AUS tour, followed by NZ ........