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India v England | 1st ODI | Hyderabad | 14/10/11

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Though England are rubbish here, you have to say this is a difficult wicket, the dismissals of Trott and Swann show that, the balls have hardly bounced.
 
Swann goes.

And there goes the chances of a Whitewash by England:razzaq

England have played poorly here. Last heard, they were close to no. 1 rankings, no?


ECB official email:

While this might resemble like shambles to you, but it is a part of a clever plan that we "Cooked" up and is to ensure we do "Flower"
It is all a part of the road map to 2015 and then 2019.

Please do not panic, by what you see on your screens, for our agents have been scooted out to SA on the RAF Tornadoes to rope in the possible replacements. Whilst at the same time our legal experts are lobbying CONDEM govt to approve an overnight emergency legislation to amend the Immigration Laws and do over with the 4 year waiting rule and grant citizenship overnight to potential SA cricketers.

Further we are also checking if the IRISH team has got any roots in Belfast and check if anyone we are interested in can be poached and sworn in.

Further as a long term plan- we intend to invade SA in the coming few months, having found loads of Promising Players there. Once SA is a part of the ECWSAB, we will no longer be accused of ignoring the home grown talent.
 
135 from 15 overs needed.

India made 150 from last 15 as well :viv
 
ECB official email:

While this might resemble like shambles to you, but it is a part of a clever plan that we "Cooked" up and is to ensure we do "Flower"
It is all a part of the road map to 2015 and then 2019.

Please do not panic, by what you see on your screens, for our agents have been scooted out to SA on the RAF Tornadoes to rope in the possible replacements. Whilst at the same time our legal experts are lobbying CONDEM govt to approve an overnight emergency legislation to amend the Immigration Laws and do over with the 4 year waiting rule and grant citizenship overnight to potential SA cricketers.

Further we are also checking if the IRISH team has got any roots in Belfast and check if anyone we are interested in can be poached and sworn in.

Further as a long term plan- we intend to invade SA in the coming few months, having found loads of Promising Players there. Once SA is a part of the ECWSAB, we will no longer be accused of ignoring the home grown talent.

lol nice :D
 
Loving the knee jerk reactions here.

Yes, we're the worst team ever, the world's going to end. Doom! Gloom!
 
ECB official email:

While this might resemble like shambles to you, but it is a part of a clever plan that we "Cooked" up and is to ensure we do "Flower"
It is all a part of the road map to 2015 and then 2019.

Please do not panic, by what you see on your screens, for our agents have been scooted out to SA on the RAF Tornadoes to rope in the possible replacements. Whilst at the same time our legal experts are lobbying CONDEM govt to approve an overnight emergency legislation to amend the Immigration Laws and do over with the 4 year waiting rule and grant citizenship overnight to potential SA cricketers.

Further we are also checking if the IRISH team has got any roots in Belfast and check if anyone we are interested in can be poached and sworn in.

Further as a long term plan- we intend to invade SA in the coming few months, having found loads of Promising Players there. Once SA is a part of the ECWSAB, we will no longer be accused of ignoring the home grown talent.


That is Evil:))

But on a serious note, India shall likely beat England in an ODI and that too in India and that too when the English team is without it's frontline bowlers Broad and Anderson, and frontline batsman Bell.

So calling it a thumping is too early for me. Let's see how the series unfolds. If India can win atleast 4 games, it'll be some sort of redemption.

Till then, Congratulations to India:14:
 
ECB official email:

While this might resemble like shambles to you, but it is a part of a clever plan that we "Cooked" up and is to ensure we do "Flower"
It is all a part of the road map to 2015 and then 2019.

Please do not panic, by what you see on your screens, for our agents have been scooted out to SA on the RAF Tornadoes to rope in the possible replacements. Whilst at the same time our legal experts are lobbying CONDEM govt to approve an overnight emergency legislation to amend the Immigration Laws and do over with the 4 year waiting rule and grant citizenship overnight to potential SA cricketers.

Further we are also checking if the IRISH team has got any roots in Belfast and check if anyone we are interested in can be poached and sworn in.

Further as a long term plan- we intend to invade SA in the coming few months, having found loads of Promising Players there. Once SA is a part of the ECWSAB, we will no longer be accused of ignoring the home grown talent.


hahahahahahaha :D
 
Congo INDIA..
Atlast we have won something.
A good beginning after a torid tour..
All the best for rest of the games..
 
126 run win !!!

That in ODIs is considered an epic phainty !! :133:
 
That is Evil:))

But on a serious note, India shall likely beat England in an ODI and that too in India and that too when the English team is without it's frontline bowlers Broad and Anderson, and frontline batsman Bell.

So calling it a thumping is too early for me. Let's see how the series unfolds. If India can win atleast 4 games, it'll be some sort of redemption.

Till then, Congratulations to India:14:

Anderson is rubbish on Indian wickets (averages 51.12 in India with an economy of 5.91). He has been aptly dropped.

They selected Patel over Bell cause they need another spin option.

So both the decisions are part of the English team's strategy.

India however have Sachin, Sehwag, Yuvraj and Zaheer all injured.
 
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loosing the match by such a big margin so what is the use of playing two back to back practice matches
 
They will blame the caterers for the dodgy prawn curry and the annoying Indian Commentators for distracting them!

This is where i admire the real fighting spirit of australians which they had shown during recently concluded srilankan tour
 
More fireworks needed from Team India , let's make this a memorable Diwali :133:
 
Didn't watch the second half but looks like India did what they had to do. Well played.
 
More fireworks needed from Team India , let's make this a memorable Diwali :133:

Thread started predicted it would be India on the receiving side. He forgot that match is played in subcontinent.

I expect even Pakistan to beat England in Subcontinent. They are such a terrible team in Subcontinent condition.
 
Ridiculous stuff. Win in your own country and get thrashed on away tour. Most of people will lose interest in this series soon if England continues to play like this.
 
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