What's new

Misbah 99* on this day in 2017

Status
Not open for further replies.
WC Final tied. Super Over.

Pak send out Misbah as Gul took two wickets in the first two balls.

Misbah tuks out a maiden. India win the WC as they hit more 4s in the game.
 
Last edited:
Misbah gets an edge to a faster one, at 110 km/h, from a charged up Zaheer Khan who seems to be highly motivated by the world cup win. Diving stop at the boundary.

Misbah refuses to take the 3 runs on offer; he has been instructed by the team management to play defensively and not score any runs under any circumstances.
 
he has an exquisite forward defensive shot!

its a work of art! just look at the westindian wicket keeper admiring it
 

Attachments

  • blahhhh.jpg
    blahhhh.jpg
    98.5 KB · Views: 519
Last edited:
Imagine how NZ felt.

They had to go through his nonsense - again and again and again! :))
 
Late Breaking News: In a Press Conference held from the batting crease, Misbah Ul Haq has stated that his goal is to draw all forthcoming IPL 20:20 matches scheduled at Mohali.
 
But Misbah was already fired by his IPL team after flat batting a maiden in the WC Final Super Over.
 
tendulker and yuvraj come up to misbah and say "yar cup tu la ga lakin hamari jan chor da" ..and misbah refuses the offer lol
 
Sachin is going to take a nap now
 

Attachments

  • sachin_sleeping.jpg
    sachin_sleeping.jpg
    75.2 KB · Views: 643
It's the sound of the tuk! It's sound of the tuk! Boom Boom! Cricket Cup! World Cup!
 
Match curators have called a break, so they can cut the grass on the field which is growing faster than Misbah's innings.
 
Sehwag, Munaf and Raina can't take it anymore
 

Attachments

  • india_celebrate.jpg
    india_celebrate.jpg
    59.8 KB · Views: 441
The reaction after seeing Misbah's strike rate

baby-shock_o_GIFSoup-com.gif
 
UPDATE:
During the lunch break, the Indian players and the umpires have sneaked out of the stadium. Before leaving, they placed a bowling machine on the field.

Misbah, unaware that anything has changed, continues to bat with the hopes of reaching his century and drawing the match.
 
ICC has had to rapidly change fixtures for the World Cup after Misbah plays an epic knock lasting more than 50 days.

Last checked, Misbah was still at the crease. Blocking.
 
Last edited:
Danny Boyle has just announced that Misbah-ul-Haq has been signed for his new movie called "28 Thousand Tuks Later".

Go Misbah! Pride of Tuk-land! :misbah
 
UPDATE: Bowling machine has run out battery. Misbah complains about slow over rate.
 
With nothing working against a very determined Misbah, Dhoni decides to call in his 'mystery' bowler.





_41403584_bushball_ap416.jpg


ffff.jpg
 
Misbah becomes the first man to bat in 2 consecutive world cups,

in the same inns!
 
But, seriously guys, we should stop being so critukal of Misbah's batting; he was just following orders.
 
Misbah reaches 100, takes his helmet off, raises his bat to empty seats amid the sound of early morning bird singing in Chandigarth.
 
free hit: misbah licks his lips at the prospect!

misbah comes down the crease to a juicy ball...

plays a forward defensive and admires his batting stance!
 
Latest from Mohali

The only man still standing in the entire stadium other than Misbah continues to update.

Misbah-showing-the-world-what-a-smooth-operator-he-is.jpg




operating-within-your-walls-is-the-key-in-mohali.jpg
 
As Misbah continues his vigil at Mohali, his continued absence from his residence allowed some of his fans to sneak into his room and grab a hold of the Master's cricketing manual. We reproduce it here, in all its glory:
 

Attachments

  • misblock.jpg
    misblock.jpg
    40.9 KB · Views: 673
Misbah looking to go for a big one comes out of his crease and oh my god he comes out and than TUK

For a second their i thought this torture will be over
Next Ball : straight TUK everything back to normal TUK TUK
 
<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Bo1BFqJgo-8?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Bo1BFqJgo-8?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>
 
Breaking news!

Several of the Indian players tuk their own lives as they could not be tortured by Misbah's innings anymore.
 
Really funny thread....but i dont think Misbah was the only reason we lost the match. There were quite a few more important people involved in the debacle.
 
roy420 said:
Really funny thread....but i dont think Misbah was the only reason we lost the match. There were quite a few more important people involved in the debacle.
Click to expand...

Misbah... coming to an online forum to defend yourself during lunch break of the 25603th day is just not on.

Go back to tuk'ing. :asif
 
Foozee said:
no he came online while tuk tuking
Click to expand...

I think he took Pommie Mbangwa's advice too seriously then...

Pommie Mbangwa said:
Awwwaawwaawwwwawawawawawawwwwwwwwwwwwww!! What a tuk! I bet he can type with one hand on a laptop and still continue tukking so supremely!
Click to expand...
 
Last edited:
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

mominsaigol
Pakistan's ICC Champions Trophy Squads: A comparison of 2017 vs 2025
Replies
15
Views
952
RizwanT20Champ
R
RyanRyan10
Misbah-ul-Haq or Shoaib Akhtar: Who had a bigger impact on Pakistan cricket and who would be considered a better role model?
Replies
55
Views
2K
Fanboy375
Fanboy375
Major
Is Misbah-ul-Haq, the answer to our Test woes?
2 3
Replies
194
Views
6K
Mohraheem
M
shaz619
  • Poll Poll
Virat Kohli vs Misbah-ul-Haq - Who has the greater legacy in Tests?
2
Replies
84
Views
2K
just a fan
J
shaz619
Is Misbah-ul-Haq responsible for the destruction of Pakistan's fast bowling legacy?
2
Replies
101
Views
3K
Asif321
Asif321
Back
Top