Misbah 99* on this day in 2017

[Fireworks11]

Farce. Pakistan fail to send out another bat for Misbah...

 

[No_Username]

Misbah Tuks Pakistan to victory.

 

[Fireworks11]

^

April Fools is over.

 

[Indiafan]

umpire asks misbah .when will u finish retard
misbah replies in his broken english "when i "tuk " pakistan home

Well he literally 'tuk' Pakistan home

 

[Gujar]

Almost the hundred for Misbah! But Ajmal sends him back just as it looked like the single was on. Replays show that Ajmal set off for the single initially but was unable to summon the strength to drag his saline drip unit along with him. Umpires call drinks as the over finishes. The Pepsi cart drives on to the field for the players and a mobile transfusion unit comes on for Ajmal.

 

[161 KPH]

pretty unfunny thread if i'm honest, despite the occasional gem. Misbah's knock was horrible, but he remains a very very very very very very underrated batsman

 

[Hando]

No ball by sreesanth , free hit coming up, sreesanth sends a juicy half volley Down the legside and misbah plays a forward defensive shot

 

[Isolation]

Misbah spits on the turf, its now covered in his tuk

 

[Prince_Pathan]

all hail king misbah
the king of tuk

 

[Khan6575]

all hail king misbah
the king of tuk

 

[cric_craze]

lmaoooooooo

 

[Zaz]

Misbah spits on the turf, its now covered in his tuk

Good one!

 

[Pk-zindabaad]

) ) )
hahahahaha
pooooor guy- probably has no idea about this thread- at least if he reads it, he'll NEVER tuk again!!!

 

[AZ]

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hahahaha, that is exceptional!

 

[Noman]

<TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK AND LOSS THE MosT IMPORTANT MATch for the country

 

[Prince_Pathan]

misbah taking a break during the 1000th drink break! he says that the king will return...

to the crease

 

[Prince_Pathan]

Misbah Ul Hulk

zaheer bowls a juciy half volley which misbah tuks to his pads but to his dismay the umpire calls a no ball

this gets misbah angry

play is stopped for a while as the tukmaster has gone awol

 

[Fireworks11]

Pakistan pull out of Windies tour as Misbah refuses to give up.

 

[Prince_Pathan]

The Arrival Of Tukman

there is a defeaning roar as a masked crusader enters the arena, crowd is going crazy, maybe this is the man that can rid mohali of its tuking tormenter

there is no sign of misbah and fireworks are let off...the crowd urge this mystery man to take off his mask... he obliges

morbid silence ensues

its just misbah ul haq again after going awol earlier

and he continues to bat away

 

[Fireworks11]

Sachin retires from the game. Misbah tuks on.

 

[Levity]

Misbah

 

[pakcricketfan]

Okay people, control yourselves now. No need to go overboard with the jokes. Ziada over honay ki zaroorat nahi hai.

 

[UmarAkmals-fan]

Okay people, control yourselves now. No need to go overboard with the jokes. Ziada over honay ki zaroorat nahi hai.

let misbah get to his 100 then we will stop

 

[acewings]

So what happens to Misbah when the IPL comes to Mohali?

 

[pakcricketfan]

let misbah get to his 100 then we will stop

I never asked you to "stop".
Just don't go OTT with the jokes and pictures.

 

[Hasnain_786]

misbah ul tuk

 

[Hando]

So what happens to Misbah when the IPL comes to Mohali?

They will use a separate pitch, and Camerman will show the IPL from such an angle that you can't see Misbah

 

[Hando]

Misbah has just run out Afridi, next in ... Misbah Ul Tuk Jr Jr ( His grandson)

 

[cricket_fever]

this is thread is killers!! cant stop laughing! ) )

imagine if poor misbah had to go through this thread he would be like tut tut tut (oh sorry he wud probably tuk tuk tuk)

 

[AZ]

LOL, some pretty terrible Photoshop jobs there from Prince_Pathan.

 

[Prince_Pathan]

i know now how misbah feels

i recieved another bad message

 

[AZ]

I think you mean

 

[Looney]

Misbah-ul-Haq, FOUR, there we go, after a long period of quiet defence out comes Misbah's favoured slog sweep, connects well and sends it to the fence one-bounce

Camera shows the crowd

 

[Fireworks11]

NEWSFLASH:

The ICC, realising that Misbah is indeed unmoveable and will no doubt eventually win the MOTM award, decide to aptly swap the MOTM prize from:

To:

Waqar's chuckle awakens the snoring dressing room.

 

[AZ]

Misbah's marathon knock shows no sign of abating

 

[Eagle_Eye]

what he on now?

 

[AZ]

thread title says it all

 

[Gujar]

Brilliantly swatted away that time by Misbah, he's virtually dissected it. That will teach those moths to not bother him again. Meanwhile back to the cricket, Misbah solidly defends the first five deliveries and then runs a leg bye of the last ball of the over, for the 247th over running. Keeps the strike. Lion hearted effort by Misbah to protect Saeed Ajmal from the strike for so long.

 

[161 KPH]

Misbah in line for another IPL contract after this blistering knock

 

[Fireworks11]

Lunch break.

Ajmal runs home to find a twin from somewhere whilst Misbah Tuks into some Halal Turkey.

 

[Dubawi]

Dhoni brings himself onto bowl and sends a length delievery a foot down the leg side. Misbah somehow gets early into the postion and middles his tuk to the short fine region.
Upon interview with Misbah during the extended drinks break he said that these sorts of tuks are new additions into his tuk repotire and now he is on course to become the most lethal tuk player in the history of cricket.

 

[kkmix]

aaannnddd, he has tuked it for six, it's outta the ground. Massive tuk!

 

[sa88]

Misbah decided to lift the pace, big swipe at the ball. Its in the air!!

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Phew, that was close - thank God Misbah has broken the Indian fielders' will, otherwise that was a dolly.

 

[Fireworks11]

^

What a joke!

 

[90MPH]

Has he got the 100 yet ?

 

[Fireworks11]

No. Dhoni's got the field in.

 

[Inzy's Aloo]

Almost 2 weeks on and still no sign of the powerplay!

 

[Fireworks11]

Someone told Misbah you get more points if you win without the Batting PP.

 

[Bhaijaan]

Naqli Dravid !

 

[usman2321]

Breaking News: Punjab Police has issued a warrant against Misbah.

 

[cricket_fever]

even if the police come for him he will still be tuk tuking away

 

[the SHA]

Misbah decided to lift the pace, big swipe at the ball. Its in the air!!

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Phew, that was close - thank God Misbah has broken the Indian fielders' will, otherwise that was a dolly.

I dunno how they won the world cup. They had appalling team spirit not much better than that clip!

 

[cric_craze]

^ im srry but ur watching the wrong game, misbah cudnt do that

 

[Fireworks11]

Misbah's solid tuking is too much to bare. The fans put their blindfolds on.

 

[Prince_Pathan]

Misbah's solid tuking is too much to bear. The fans put their blindfolds on.

whats this? a bear in mohali? what is it doing

 

[hussnainn]

My team mate met him on his way to office today on a gas station.

My Team mate asked to person to entertain Misbah first by saying

"In ki hawa pehle bhar do, inho ne hamein match harwaya tha taa k ye jaein"

Somehow Misbah heard it an came out of the car and said...

"Bhai stadium mein game aur tarah ki hoti hai ghar beth k aap loug to aisay kehte rehte hain"

Then my friend apologized )

 

[sh47]

(misbah proceeds to dance down the wicket to swing hard against the spinner) commentator: A DLF MAXIMUMM! MISBAH!!....... commentator.....oops (misbah throws his bat in the air and catches the ball)

 

[Fireworks11]

whats this? a bear in mohali? what is it doing

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

[Gujar]

Joginder Sharma continues. Runs in, bowls it full and outside off. Misbah down on one knee, tries to bring up the hundred by scooping it over fine leg. It looks like he's made it but disaster! Sreesanth is under it but oh no, he's shelled it! Disasterous drop! Cameras zoom in on the Pak fans who are in tears! They may not get another chance like that.

 

[Gujar]

Many readers emailing in wondering how Joginder Sharma is bowling despite not even being in the Indian world cup squad. The reason is, of course, that by now this game is farce. Hope that clarifies it.

 

[amirfanforlife]

My team mate met him on his way to office today on a gas station.

My Team mate asked to person to entertain Misbah first by saying

"In ki hawa pehle bhar do, inho ne hamein match harwaya tha taa k ye jaein"

Somehow Misbah heard it an came out of the car and said...

"Bhai stadium mein game aur tarah ki hoti hai ghar beth k aap loug to aisay kehte rehte hain"

Then my friend apologized )

I didn't quite get that, could you please translate it into english?

 

[Gujar]

'Get this bre out of my sight quicktime.'

'Like you could do any better, look at your waistband fool.'

 

[pak-fan]

^) )
ye kia???

 

[Looney]

^^ translation ?

 

[On_the_up]

After this sterling effort, Misbah is cast as the lead role in the latest Bollywood blockbuster(?)


Tuk tuk hota hai.

 

[Fireworks11]

^

Lol.

 

[Arcturus]

After this sterling effort, Misbah is cast as the lead role in the latest Bollywood blockbuster(?)


Tuk tuk hota hai.

good one

 

[Hando]

Afridi and Co sitting at the mohali Stadium, their flight to Wi is at 9 PM , and their watching Misbah Playing Defensive Shots , sorry "Tuks" in the middle of the pitch

 

[Fireworks11]

Misbah skips WI tour to stay in Tuk mode in Mohali.

 

[ElRaja]

After this sterling effort, Misbah is cast as the lead role in the latest Bollywood blockbuster(?)


Tuk tuk hota hai.

thats a good un mate.

 

[Foozee]

I just met Misbah... lol man he talks slow

 

[Fireworks11]

He walks slow as well.

 

[Foozee]

pics soon..in another thread with the Tuk Tuk Master!

 

[AZ]

where'd you meet him Foz?

 

[Foozee]

I'm in Doha at the moment... they had a stopover for a day, on their way to London then West Indies..

Met most of them except Afridi, who's arriving in a few hours.. met Hafeez, Waqar younis, Hammad Azam, Saeed Ajmal, Misbah Tuk Tuk.. ahh the new wicket keeper and some new players..and got autographs on my Boom boom

 

[Fireworks11]

Nice. They usually go via Dubai. How were the team? Good vibes?

Long journey ahead.

 

[Foozee]

yea yea.. man they look thin, thought they would be fat and stuff.. they're all friends and stuff..were enjoyin the food..pretty down to earth guys.. nothin extraordinary.. new keeper said he'll be playing the Odi's and t20..if he does well he'll continue to Ireland.. keeper for tests is adnan akmal

 

[Fireworks11]

Cool.

The test players not playing in the ODIs will travel later.

 

[saajidrox]

misbah at the end of day 58 still on 99

 

[usman2321]

BCCI in talks with Aishwariya Rai to make an appearance at Mohali to break Misbah's concentration.