New Zealand (402 & 110/2) secure a comprehensive 8 wicket win against India (46 & 462) in the first Test to lead the 3-match series 1-0

As an Indian, I'm not furious or ashamed of this performance. Its our routine, we give performance once in a while.. We know how to stand after lows 👍🏻 so no worries.. We are playing good cricket since last 20 years. Up downs are part of life.. And I'm Happy for neighbours, atleast they now have something to be happy 😂
 
New Zealand might win this Test match, but they won’t stand a chance in Pune or Mumbai. Bengaluru is like India’s Gabba, always offering visiting teams a glimmer of hope to win a Test in the series. :inti
 
It will be sunny now.

I dont care about odi wc or eve. T 20.

Test losses are never good. Test bilaterals is what matter most.
Rains have been predicted in Bangalore for the next five days. Not much sun at all.
 
If Australia is our abbu, then every other minnow team is your abbu.. Losing wc finals to 5 time champs is no shame, losing to part time cricketers is much more shame imo
Wdym? Australia is my team? When has pakistan ever been my team 🫠
 
Thank God this thread amd performance has caused all of your run away like cowards and away from pak threads.

Now I will remind you of this performance for the rest of my life and yours
 
Would have felt embarrassed if we were allout for 100, this is just funny. Well done sooperstars :vk1
 
Joke batsmen.

And bumrah always has some issue vs nz. What's happening. Can't swing the ball now?
 
What a weak comeback. This is what happens when you are put in your place. Go cry in the corner. I will even sponsor all the tissues for you. :inti
lol....that comback is even weaker than the tissues you are offering....besides....
we know your 'place' - its coming here to put the boot ONLY when we are down...
cheers Champ :dhoni
 
Australia just went on their 2nd longest streak? Wdym? And your team got wrecked by NZ which is my main after Aus?

It use to be

1) Aus
2) Pak
3) NZ

But now it's just aus and NZ because I stopped supporting pak as soon as Misbah came back in 2020?
bit convenient you deciding who to support and stop supporting based on the immediate match in front...
any ways...to each their own!
 
bit convenient you deciding who to support and stop supporting based on the immediate match in front...
any ways...to each their own!
Read my old posts.

I always forwarded aus, NZ and straight up said I refuse to support pakistan until each and every misbah associate leaves the team
 
several of us here mate....
but have no hopes of revenge.....NZ is gonna bury us with runs....
only hope is rain to get us out of this test...
What's happening man, I was taking solace as India absolutely creamed us as they are an absolute unit in India. Need a 36 like recovery again
 
Pakistanis were afraid to lose even after scoring mammoth 550 😂😂 and we are still hopeful to win even after bundling for 46 😂😂
 
Bumrah weakness is nz. He hasn't performed vs nz in tests.

He needs to work on this if he wants to be a goat type bowler. What's happening. Can't get wickets.
 
I think people will now like to get back to Dravid, Shastri... This is new low (humiliation in tests at home!)
 
Kohli might be asked to retire before the BGT if he fails in this series.
 
That messege was for trolls like you who only comes from their hole when india is suffering 👍🏻 we are very positive after any set back, 36, 46 or 56 none can make us feel bad 😂😂
You can keep your messages to yourself because you are the one who is trolling here. :inti
 
That messege was for trolls like you who only comes from their hole when india is suffering 👍🏻 we are very positive after any set back, 36, 46 or 56 none can make us feel bad 😂😂
Joke of the century. If that was true you lot wouldn't flood in pairs at any thread such as root vs Tendulkar or any of that.
 
What in the world is Babar Azam oh sorry I meant Virat Kholi doing in the Indian side ?

How many low scores does he get to score and also keep being in the side..

What is KL Rahul, or as I like to call him, 'BB Ki Vines,' doing in this team? Rohit, KL, and Kohli should all be dropped at once.

It seems Gambhir isn’t as tough as he tries to appear. He is just another weak coach succumbing to the demands of senior players. :inti
 
There is still a lot of time to go in this test match but for now lets ( temporarily) savour the egg on the faces of the Indian troll factory who made racist jokes against bangladeshis and mocked Pakistan.
You know ,Indians did ended the innings in a hurry willingly. Its not like that they couldn't play NZ bowlers. Is it possible that their universe class (updated version of world class ) baters can do that bad? It was surely their team plan of getting out early. Its kind of giving "dhoka" to New Zealanders.
 
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What is KL Rahul, or as I like to call him, 'BB Ki Vines,' doing in this team? Rohit, KL, and Kohli should all be dropped at once.

It seems Gambhir isn’t as tough as he tries to appear. He is just another weak coach succumbing to the demands of senior players. :inti
Yeah that's a bigger question what in the world is KL Rahul doing anywhere near any Indian international side.


:inti
 
Sun is out and this test match is done.

Next test match should be.

- No Kholi,

- Definetly a big No No No to a bangladeshi calibur batsmen Rahul,
 
How much can NZ score here: 250;300? Irrespective of the conditions, Akashdeep should’ve played here.
 
So if a umpire doesn't give a wicket he is racist lmao.
Yea chill out
 
This makes the series a lot more interesting than I expected. I'm trying to motivate a couple of friends to attend Saturday and Sunday here in Pune. Tickets are reasonable even for the Prime stands.
 
Rohit Sharma

The dumbest captain I have ever come across. He makes Shan Masood look like Einstein. Have you guys ever come across a brainless bozo lime him?

Apparently he forgets things all the time. He forgets his wallet. His phone and car keys. Even kohli mentioned this in an interview. Even watches. Like expensive watches.

He even forgets what he needs to do when he wins a toss.

Luckiest and dumb as bricks vada pav munching moron captain. Surely no one can be as dumb as this guy?
 
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Yikes. Talk about a knee-jerk reaction. Where was this hyperbole when India were winning series after series at home?
 
Yikes. Talk about a knee-jerk reaction. Where was this hyperbole when India were winning series after series at home?
He has always been lucky tbh. Never used his brains. He can never set traps. Someone has to set it for him

He rarely ever makes the right decision. He is a good loi captain but very mediocre in tests.
 
Should NZ declare, lol? Its not everyday you get a chance to banter our Indian folks.
 
Rohit Sharma isn’t a morning person but nah he’s still a genius.

I would swap the Pakistan current XI for him in this side.
I do find some of the stories that OP was referencing about him forgetting stuff to be quite funny though. And the vada pav trolling from Indian fans.
 
Gosh. Give it a break.

Team AO in 46. $hit happens. Accept it and move on.
 
Imagine if Indian fans had a crap team like ours.
There isn’t much of a difference. For example, Sajid Khan would take 350+ wickets @24 on Indian turners, so it is not like Ashwin and Jadeja are in a different league to him.

A lot of the success of Indian players is contrived due to BCCI influence.
 
India team is missing perfect net practice before BGT .

This series is net practice for indian team just like minnow Bangladesh ,only rain can save them. :kp
Ah very good net practice 46 all out hahahaha how can this happen to the best team in the world, the team that has icc in pockets the team that has all the money and at too at home hahahahaha
 
Just write this test off. Focus on next one. Win the next 2.
Try and bat hard and draw here.
 
Ah very good net practice 46 all out hahahaha how can this happen to the best team in the world, the team that has icc in pockets the team that has all the money and at too at home hahahahaha
Yep very embarrassing. We'll have to sit and take all the ribbing you guys dish out.
 
Just write this test off. Focus on next one. Win the next 2.
Try and bat hard and draw here.
I'm not even sure a draw is possible. If India somehow pulls it off with a heroic batting performance, everyone in the cricket world will have to take their hat off. It'll take peak Dravid, Pujara level batting. Not sure who's capable of it.
 
What's happening man, I was taking solace as India absolutely creamed us as they are an absolute unit in India. Need a 36 like recovery again
Aumar Dhakar bandhu,
khela hobe
Obviously our guys have read the conditions, pitch, team composition wrong and we are due for an epic towelling.....
I am guessing even an innings defeat....
unless it rains....
maybe this is a wake up call that our guys need moving forward....
 
As an Indian, I'm not furious or ashamed of this performance. Its our routine, we give performance once in a while.. We know how to stand after lows 👍🏻 so no worries.. We are playing good cricket since last 20 years. Up downs are part of life.. And I'm Happy for neighbours, atleast they now have something to be happy 😂
46 all out is not acceptable this is team India

The best team in the world the team that can never lose at and that can never lose at home

The team that has control of ICC and have ICC in ther pockets

The team that has all the money

Gets bowled at for 46 and that at home

Your talking about neighbours being happy forget about them and focus on yout own cricket today Indian fans are upset and rightly should be
 
Ah very good net practice 46 all out hahahaha how can this happen to the best team in the world, the team that has icc in pockets the team that has all the money and at too at home hahahahaha
I generally dont troll your team when you guys get epic face palmed (which happens almost every series)....but when i encounter the sultans of saazish 'icc in pockets' gang - so plz answer why does the team that does not have ICC in its pockets loose to BD/US/NZ district XI so regularly?
Gee whiz....this is a good time to be a pak supporter - over there in multan they are playing absolute class and hammering Eng and india getting an epic phainty....
thik hai - sab ko apni apni khushi mubarak! :)
 
There isn’t much of a difference. For example, Sajid Khan would take 350+ wickets @24 on Indian turners, so it is not like Ashwin and Jadeja are in a different league to him.

A lot of the success of Indian players is contrived due to BCCI influence.
I would call it planning not influence. Nothing is stopping us from preparing what we want at home. Their batters play better than the opposition and their bowlers bowl better. I doubt they iflueneced their way to Aussie wins. They have been competing there for ages. They are just smarter and more skilled at the moment with better governance.
 
Wicket gone. Pathetic batsmen india played this time.

Rachin Daryl are good. Then it falls off after.
 
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