if that happened the blood from the wrist slitters would clog up the net!!..you can imagine the posts:
wrist slitter 1: see told this beard fetishes have spoiled everything..we should get shahid yousaf and fawad alam instead of fat man inzi
wrist slitter 2: told you so..we just dont have the technique to play on bouncy pitches..mota bob's fault.
writs slitter 3: no its all qazi and the mma fault and saeed anwar and bin laden and bush and blair!!
wrist slitter 4: yes get shoaib as cuptaan..then we'll play better..all aloo's fault
wrist slitter 5: he has a -0.1 average now..inzi is rubbish ..lets make asif the cuptaan!!