In recent years, the leadership group in the Pakistan team has started to resemble the USSR government Politburo, or the Papal Conclave at the Vatican.
Who can forget the period in the early-to-mid 1980's when the leadership of the USSR passed from one old man to another to another (Brezhnev, Chernenko, Andropov), each of whom promptly died of old age?
And dying of old age is precisely what happened to the Pakistan tourists in New Zealand and Australia this last few months.
Misbah-ul-Haq
31, 13, 20, 0, 4, 5, 11, 0, 8, 38
Mohammad Hafeez
4, 72, 4, 40, 3
Even Azhar Ali, who was terrific in the Tests, managed this ODI output
Azhar Ali
24, 7, 6
It has just got to stop.
Ian Chappell - the greatest skipper of the last 70 years - got it right when he said that a captain needs to get the job in his early twenties and relinquish the captaincy no later than the age of 30, after which he can be the wise elder advising the new skipper until he retires by the age of 32 or 33.
There are captains in world cricket who are the right age for the job.
Jason Holder got the Test captaincy at the age of 23.
Steve Smith got the permanent Test captaincy at the age of 26.
Kane Williamson got the Test captaincy at the age of 25.
There are all sorts of reasons why an older man should not get the job.
The Test captain is senior to the coach, but the coach is usually wiser and more experienced. An older skipper like Misbah or McCullum tends to dominate and control the team in an autocratic manner - the players he wants get picked and the team plays his way.
In the case of Pakistan, we have seen for years that Misbah will always favour a moderate 35 year old over a promising 22 year old or even a 25 year old. And every time the team leaves Asia, it gets exposed as elderly and unviable.
But older captains also tend in most cases - apart from Brendon McCullum! - to become excessively defensive. Misbah-ul-Haq's bizarre fields and bowling strategies in Australia almost certainly would not have been attempted by a much younger man, and it's hard to imagine the self-defeating overuse of Yasir Shah having been tried by a younger skipper.
The problem is, even Azhar Ali is far, far too old for the Test captaincy - he's about to be 32, which is the age at which he should be enjoying the last two years of his career as an elder statesman, passing on wise advice to the much younger skipper.
But here we see another damaging consequence of the decisions by Misbah, Hafeez and Younis to go on and on and on.
Shoaib Akhtar is half-right when he says that Babar Azam should be the Test captain. He is actually the perfect age. But if the old men in the middle order had been replaced when Babar Azam hit his century v Australia in October 2014, Babar would now be an established Test batsman with 22 caps, rather than a rookie with 6.
Similarly, Sami Aslam has 8 Test caps when he should have around 15, and Sharjeel Khan has 1 cap when he should have around 20.
Pakistan's entire team line-up is distorted and twisted into a grotesque Soviet Politburo of aged has-beens because there is no conveyer belt.
The conveyer belt should see every player removed by the age of around 30 (fast bowlers) and 32-33 (everyone else) and replaced by men in their early twenties.
But this model has gone hopelessly wrong as older players never give way to younger ones - even when, like Misbah, their latest tour saw them score 130 runs in 10 innings.
So the Pakistan selectors need to be brave. They need to execute a ruthless clearout of every player over 30 apart from Azhar Ali, Yasir Shah and Asad Shafiq, and keep Sarfraz Ahmed who is about to be 30.
And then they need to make clear that even those 4 veterans are too old to captain the team, and they need to be bold in skipping a generation and appointing a much younger man as skipper. I'd prefer Babar Azam, but I'd accept Sharjeel Khan or Mohammad Amir.
But not somebody older than that.
Who can forget the period in the early-to-mid 1980's when the leadership of the USSR passed from one old man to another to another (Brezhnev, Chernenko, Andropov), each of whom promptly died of old age?
And dying of old age is precisely what happened to the Pakistan tourists in New Zealand and Australia this last few months.
Misbah-ul-Haq
31, 13, 20, 0, 4, 5, 11, 0, 8, 38
Mohammad Hafeez
4, 72, 4, 40, 3
Even Azhar Ali, who was terrific in the Tests, managed this ODI output
Azhar Ali
24, 7, 6
It has just got to stop.
Ian Chappell - the greatest skipper of the last 70 years - got it right when he said that a captain needs to get the job in his early twenties and relinquish the captaincy no later than the age of 30, after which he can be the wise elder advising the new skipper until he retires by the age of 32 or 33.
There are captains in world cricket who are the right age for the job.
Jason Holder got the Test captaincy at the age of 23.
Steve Smith got the permanent Test captaincy at the age of 26.
Kane Williamson got the Test captaincy at the age of 25.
There are all sorts of reasons why an older man should not get the job.
The Test captain is senior to the coach, but the coach is usually wiser and more experienced. An older skipper like Misbah or McCullum tends to dominate and control the team in an autocratic manner - the players he wants get picked and the team plays his way.
In the case of Pakistan, we have seen for years that Misbah will always favour a moderate 35 year old over a promising 22 year old or even a 25 year old. And every time the team leaves Asia, it gets exposed as elderly and unviable.
But older captains also tend in most cases - apart from Brendon McCullum! - to become excessively defensive. Misbah-ul-Haq's bizarre fields and bowling strategies in Australia almost certainly would not have been attempted by a much younger man, and it's hard to imagine the self-defeating overuse of Yasir Shah having been tried by a younger skipper.
The problem is, even Azhar Ali is far, far too old for the Test captaincy - he's about to be 32, which is the age at which he should be enjoying the last two years of his career as an elder statesman, passing on wise advice to the much younger skipper.
But here we see another damaging consequence of the decisions by Misbah, Hafeez and Younis to go on and on and on.
Shoaib Akhtar is half-right when he says that Babar Azam should be the Test captain. He is actually the perfect age. But if the old men in the middle order had been replaced when Babar Azam hit his century v Australia in October 2014, Babar would now be an established Test batsman with 22 caps, rather than a rookie with 6.
Similarly, Sami Aslam has 8 Test caps when he should have around 15, and Sharjeel Khan has 1 cap when he should have around 20.
Pakistan's entire team line-up is distorted and twisted into a grotesque Soviet Politburo of aged has-beens because there is no conveyer belt.
The conveyer belt should see every player removed by the age of around 30 (fast bowlers) and 32-33 (everyone else) and replaced by men in their early twenties.
But this model has gone hopelessly wrong as older players never give way to younger ones - even when, like Misbah, their latest tour saw them score 130 runs in 10 innings.
So the Pakistan selectors need to be brave. They need to execute a ruthless clearout of every player over 30 apart from Azhar Ali, Yasir Shah and Asad Shafiq, and keep Sarfraz Ahmed who is about to be 30.
And then they need to make clear that even those 4 veterans are too old to captain the team, and they need to be bold in skipping a generation and appointing a much younger man as skipper. I'd prefer Babar Azam, but I'd accept Sharjeel Khan or Mohammad Amir.
But not somebody older than that.