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The complexity of getting married

Donal Cozzie said:
I think me and Dhoni need to work on setting up BL on a date with Mamoon. I can see the chemistry between them , (Or maybe Mamoon will settle for 96no)

/raises shield in anticipation of female backlash
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:80:

No, Donal, no..

How old are you, again?

Mamoon said:
bl is my sister.
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I honestly feel more like a brother to you, no joke.

Most of my male cousins call me bhai anyway :))
 
^^^^

When will people learn that i cant speak urdu? Why do people always speak to me in it. Unless they're too cowardly to insult me in english so i can understand it :P
 
Mamoon said:
You have a larkon wala naam as well. :yk2
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True :22:

Thank God my second name reflects my gender ;-)

Donal Cozzie said:
^^^^

When will people learn that i cant speak urdu? Why do people always speak to me in it. Unless they're too cowardly to insult me in english so i can understand it
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Taarabt said:
That's a good one. Ouch.... Donal Cozzie just got burned..
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Easy boys, he's talking to me not Donal :))
 
Mamoon bro , you can get her without my help .. it took you 24 pages to get enough encouragement from these guys to send a text message but in one post i have given you perfect recipe to get her :in
 
Haroon Javed said:
Mamoon bro , you can get her without my help .. it took you 24 pages to get enough encouragement from these guys to send a text message but in one post i have given you perfect recipe to get her :in
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Keep your chawwal recipes to yourself. :msd
 
Hmm, she did tweet about Pakistan's wins over India and Bangladesh in the Asia cup but I don't think she's particularly obsessed with cricket.
 
I can see this turning out a bit like Slumdog Millionaire.

Just as she's about to take a train away forever Mamoon stops her and they embrace and live happily ever after
 
Then her favourite player must be Shahid Afridi.

Maybe you could talk to her about cricket when you meet her next?
 
I WILL talk to her the next time we meet. To hell with the consequences.

YOLO. :afridi
 
Girl with borderline interest in cricket is bound to be an Afridi fan. Most of this kind comprises the female Pakistani population.

Mamoon said:
I think it was seemingly quite discreet. I told her that WE missed her today. It doesn't scream that I fancy her or something.
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I shamelessly take credit for this stroke of genius (that inevitable failed...) :najam
 
I will keep it spontaneous to be natural. Too much planning will ruin it.
 
blinding light said:
Girl with borderline interest in cricket is bound to be an Afridi fan. Most of this kind comprises the female Pakistani population.



I shamelessly take credit for this stroke of genius (that inevitable failed...) :najam
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Yes it was your idea. :moyo
 
Hahaha

*Mamoon walks up to cousin*

"Hey I missed you at our house last time"

Cousin: *screams and runs away*
 
Are you prone to finding yourself dumbstruck when put in a pressure situation?

Ever start stammering? Losing your train of thought (and with that, control of the conversation)?

What if you finally gather the courage to walk upto her and you say sth inane like 'me name is potatoe' ?

Plan ahead bro. YOLO doesn't work that way.
 
seriously you guys are under-estimating me .. if you dont like my previous advice i can come up with something new and even much more better as well
 
Haroon "Um girls love strong guys right? So what you gotta do is hit them a few times and then ask them out"

The sad thing is im probably not far off
 
I can keep a cool head but I have been in this situation before so I don't know how I will react to it.

In any case, I will try to keep it simple; of course I won't tell her that I love or something like that. I would fish for an opening to start a conversation with her. At least break the shackles so that whenever I see her, I can go up to her and greet her etc. That would be an opening in my opinion.

We have no friendship at the moment and if I immediately ask her out she will freak out most likely. I should get to know her first and develop some mutual understanding.
 
And I must resist the urge of smelling her because it would completely freak her out.

I have this annoying habit of smelling everything before tasting or eating something and we had an old maid who said that if you keep smelling bread, you will turn into a monkey and this is how monkeys evolved from humans. :uakmal
 
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Mamoon said:
I can keep a cool head but I have been in this situation before so I don't know how I will react to it.

In any case, I will try to keep it simple; of course I won't tell her that I love or something like that. I would fish for an opening to start a conversation with her. At least break the shackles so that whenever I see her, I can go up to her and greet her etc. That would be an opening in my opinion.

We have no friendship at the moment and if I immediately ask her out she will freak out most likely. I should get to know her first and develop some mutual understanding.
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All that is fine, but the question is - WILL YOU EVER DO THIS?
 
mamoon said:
and i must resist the urge of smelling her because it would completely freak her out.

I have this annoying habit of smelling everything before tasting or eating something and we had an old maid who said that if you keep smelling bread, you will turn into a monkey and this how monkeys evolved from humans. :uakmal
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:110: :110: :110:
 
If Mamoon writes stuff like this about his personal preferences, imagine what fetishes Mamoon must have.

Imagine.

PB is going to get one HELL of a shock after marriage.

:))
 
So whenever you are going to go closer to her ( atleast 3 feet) make sure that you apply (giorgio armani acqua di gio) perfume on you .. man this perfume works , this perfume stimulates their harmones and she will be attracted by you
 
Mamoon said:
I think it was seemingly quite discreet. I told her that WE missed her today. It doesn't scream that I fancy her or something.
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That's why I and Nostalgic paa g suggested you that brief message. That would be the last move via cellular service.

"We" does not matter a lot. What matters is that you found her number from somewhere and messaged her around 3 midnight.
Don't think that she is so novice like some people around here.
 
Donal Cozzie said:
:))

I suggested something similar earlier and you said he was a good boy haha
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Yes I did.

Additional data has led to re-evaluation of the whole test which now concludes that PB SHOULD BE VERY VERY SCARED.

Mamoon is coming to first make her go crazy FOR him and then make her go crazy BECAUSE of him.

Somebody is going to get hurt real bad. #russellpeters
 
Aah c'mon, smell is very important. If you block your nose, everything is going to be tasteless. Try it.

I don't have any weird fetishes.
 
Haroon Javed said:
So whenever you are going to go closer to her ( atleast 3 feet) make sure that you apply (giorgio armani acqua di gio) perfume on you .. man this perfume works , this perfume stimulates their harmones and she will be attracted by you
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I don't want artificial attraction. :moyo
 
I have been using Polo black for years now. Not changing my identity for her.
 
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Dive into the art of smelling and you will thank me forever. It's the most ignored sense in the human body, yet the most powerful.
 
Dude all that is fine. I will check it out.

But sniffing around trying to smell everything from your bread to your crush is a NO go.
 
Mamoons Cousin: "Dude why are you smelling me"

Mamoon "I missed you"

Ladies and gentlemen i present to you Mamoons strategy lol
 
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