The complexity of getting married

[blinding light]

Dhoni-bhai, she will never fall in love with him like that...

 

[Azzurri]

Bachay, tum phir agaye?

G Aunty .. mamoon ko marriage dress suggest karna tha na

 

[blinding light]

G Aunty .. mamoon ko marriage dress suggest karna tha na

Marriage-dress?

 

[96NotOut]

HJ, don't call her an auntie... Nostalgic lurks here too...

 

[Azzurri]

HJ, don't call her an auntie... Nostalgic lurks here too...

who is nostalgic ?

 

[Azzurri]

Marriage-dress?

ab kya hua ? ab main koi suggestion b nai day sakta kya

 

[96NotOut]

who is nostalgic ?

You're kidding, right? He's a poster with a penchant for aunties.

 

[DHONI183]

When will our guy make his second move? Sir, do soon as we are getting bored.

Perhaps write a love letter, wrap it around a ball and throw it in the direction of her room?

Use a tennis ball though. I used a Test cricket ball which hit her head and she fell unconscious.

 

[Azzurri]

Mamoon bro , be brave and just go for it ..

You have nothing to lose .. either it will work and thats what we all wish for or it wont work then i think you should forget het and move on as its painful to be in resentment because of someone who does not care for you

 

[Mamoon]

I'm making my second move in Ramzan. Every year we have at least 5/6 mutual iftar parties and I am going to approach her on the very first one and talk to her.

Deal with it haters.

 

[Mamoon]

Mamoon bro , be brave and just go for it ..

You have nothing to lose .. either it will work and thats what we all wish for or it wont work then i think you should forget het and move on as its painful to be in resentment because of someone who does not care for you

Thing is, I don't want a relationship and a girlfriend. That stuff is not for me.

I just really really really like her.

Finding a girl isn't a problem in itself.

 

[blinding light]

HJ, don't call her an auntie... Nostalgic lurks here too...

Na, he's cool. He made me his daughter

ab kya hua ? ab main koi suggestion b nai day sakta kya

Dedo, lekin larkay "dress" tou nahi pehntey!

 

[Azzurri]

Thing is, I don't want a relationship and a girlfriend. That stuff is not for me.

I just really really really like her.

Finding a girl isn't a problem in itself.

You will find many more who will be attractive towards you and you will really really like them .. Just go for PB and if it doesnot work then forget this girl .. try to find those who really rally like you . it is better to have some one who likes you instead of some one whome you like

 

[Azzurri]

Time to go ! have to study alot tonight

i will catch you guys before sleeping

 

[96NotOut]

Mamoon likes peanut butter, and I found this. Thought it fit perfectly.

 

[Nostalgic]

Na, he's cool. He made me his daughter

Technically I became an elder brother who is like a father.

Me and Saadi had a lot of fun on the Urdu thread last night. Dil bhar ke Urdu daani jhaari hum ne.

 

[blinding light]

^ thought it was nutella?

 

[blinding light]

Technically I became an elder brother who is like a father.

Me and Saadi had a lot of fun on the Urdu thread last night. Dil bhar ke Urdu daani jhaari hum ne.

Exactly, bhai

Bahir ke mulk mein beth ker Urdu bolnay ka maza hi kuch aur hay, nahi?

 

[Mamoon]

Mamoon likes peanut butter, and I found this. Thought it fit perfectly.

This is so mean.

 

[Mamoon]

^ thought it was nutella?

nutella
AH
Peanut butter

In the correct order.

 

[96NotOut]

Exactly, bhai

Bahir ke mulk mein beth ker Urdu bolnay ka maza hi kuch aur hay, nahi?

This feels great.

 

[96NotOut]

This is so mean.

I'm in the same boat as you (just not that deep in), so I know how mean it is.

 

[Mamoon]

You shouldn't make fun of my situation then.

 

[96NotOut]

I'm not making fun of you.

 

[Mamoon]

That's reassuring.

 

[Nostalgic]

This feels great.

Agar aisa hi hey tau hum aap ko dil ki gehraaiyon se Urdu waley dhaagay mein maduu kertay hein.

Seriously, have you posted in the Urdu thread? It's great fun.

 

[96NotOut]

Agar aisa hi hey tau hum aap ko dil ki gehraaiyon se Urdu waley dhaagay mein maduu kertay hein.

Seriously, have you posted in the Urdu thread? It's great fun.

Urdu waaley dhaagey mein... )))

Not yet, I will though.

 

[96NotOut]

That's reassuring.

My pleasure, buddy.

You need to stop thinking about AH so much, though. It's almost as if you're depressed.

 

[Mamoon]

I don't think about her all day.

 

[96NotOut]

You sound depressed all the same. Maybe because you see the world as one, big electron.

 

[Afridi96]

I don't think about her all day.

Ayesha Hussain?

 

[Mamoon]

You sound depressed all the same. Maybe because you see the world as one, big electron.

I sound. not am.

 

[Mamoon]

Ayesha Hussain?

Keep trying. :adnan

 

[blinding light]

I don't think about her all day.

Why not?

 

[96NotOut]

Amna Hashmi?

 

[Afridi96]

All I know is that her first name is either Ayesha/Aman/Anam/Amna not sure about her last name though...

 

[96NotOut]

I sound. not am.

Well, yeah. I can't tell how you really feel over the Internet.

I tried.

 

[blinding light]

Guys, lets not try to guess her name? Things aren't that safe on the internet - it may have other implications..

Thanks guys

 

[96NotOut]

Yeah. Right BL, we won't.

 

[blinding light]

Besides, PB rocks I think

 

[Mamoon]

Why not?

If I do, I would become a waste of space and burden on my family and my society. onting

 

[Mamoon]

96 not out, you are as close to her name as Misbah is to his 40th birthday.

 

[96NotOut]

Too bad BL stopped the guessing game.

Oh well... PB will have to do.

 

[Mamoon]

I would tell you her name if PP ever comes up with a Private messaging feature.

 

[96NotOut]

I look forward to that.

 

[sensible-indian-fan]

PP has a private messaging option now also know?

Just click the profile name and click "send private message".

Doesn't this feature work?

 

[Pakistani_Legend]

My guess for Mamoon's cousin's name:

Andhi Habeebi(of Mamoon).

 

[DrSchultz]

This thread has run its course methinks.

 

[blinding light]

My guess for Mamoon's cousin's name:

Andhi Habeebi(of Mamoon).

)

Nah bro, leave the poor soul.. He's targeted alot already, as it is

 

[Azzurri]

Ciao! You gust must be missing me

 

[Mamoon]

My guess for Mamoon's cousin's name:

Andhi Habeebi(of Mamoon).

Really?

 

[Afridi96]

Ciao! You gust must be missing me

Ciao means hello/hi ?

 

[Azzurri]

Ciao means hello/hi ?

Yeah literally it means Hello

 

[Mamoon]

HJ = wannabe Italian.

 

[blinding light]

Haroon, bachay ab kya chocolatain khao ge kya?

 

[Mamoon]

Haroon, bachay ab kya chocolatain khao ge kya?

There was no need for the first kya. onting

 

[blinding light]

There was no need for the first kya. onting

Baby-talk Mamoon, samjha karo.

 

[Afridi96]

Yeah literally it means Hello

Thanks bro, know I know another language

 

[Mamoon]

Thanks bro, know I know another language

Know you don't.

 

[Mamoon]

Baby-talk Mamoon, samjha karo.

Oh.

 

[Donal Cozzie]

I hate that ponting smiley....


And Coke>Pepsi

 

[Afridi96]

Know you don't.

*Now I can speak words from another language

 

[Mamoon]

I hate that ponting smiley....


And Coke>Pepsi

Please.

Pepsi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Coke.

I like em sweet.

 

[Mamoon]

*Now I can speak words from another language

Yes you can.

 

[Azzurri]

Haroon, bachay ab kya chocolatain khao ge kya?

G g kiu nahin .. wo agar Ragusa original ho jati to kya he baat hai

 

[blinding light]

G g kiu nahin .. wo agar Ragusa original ho jati to kya he baat hai

Bus phir ke chup ker key konay mein beth jao aur koi fazool baat na kerna.

 

[Mamoon]

HJ has been bullied by bl.

 

[Azzurri]

Bus phir ke chup ker key konay mein beth jao aur koi fazool baat na kerna.

laikin chocolate to dai dain na

 

[blinding light]

HJ has been bullied by bl.

Karna parta hay bhai

laikin chocolate to dai dain na

Pehley mera kaam karo, phir miley gi

 

[Azzurri]

HJ has been bullied by bl.

Chal oye tu chup baith .. yeh mera aur aapa g ka apas ka mamla hai:ahmed

 

[Afridi96]

Pepsi >>>>>> Coke

 

[Azzurri]

Pehley mera kaam karo, phir miley gi

nai nai pehlay chocolate phir koi aur kaam

 

[blinding light]

Chal oye tu chup baith .. yeh mera aur aapa g ka apas ka mamla hai:ahmed

Ek second pehley mein hass lu.. )

Bachay, tumharay baray bhai hay, aisay baat nahi kerteyyy

Chalo Mamoon-bhai se hand-shake karo..

Pehley mera kaam karo, phir miley gi

nai nai pehlay chocolate phir koi aur kaam

Pehley waada karo koi bongi nai maaro gay.. Nahi tou murgha ban na paray ga. Waada?

 

[Azzurri]

Ek second pehley mein hass lu.. )

Bachay, tumharay baray bhai hay, aisay baat nahi kerteyyy

Chalo Mamoon-bhai se hand-shake karo..

Ap kehti hain to hand shake kar laiti hun warna aj meray hath sai kuch aesa wesa ho jana tha


Pehley waada karo koi bongi nai maaro gay.. Nahi tou murgha ban na paray ga. Waada?

ab wada lainay ki kya zarurat hai kaha na nai marun ga koi bongi .. ab chocolate dain meri

 

[blinding light]

"Handshake ker LETI hu? "

Jao, meiney tumhein aakh kiya.

 

[waqar goraya]

Even our old friend BD has contributed in this thread.

 

[Mamoon]

I didn't expect this thread to attain legendary status.

 

[Mamoon]

She has posted a remedy of mosquito bites on twitter.

Heat up a spoon and apply it to the bite.

let me test it.

 

[Ikball]

She has posted a remedy of mosquito bites on twitter.

Heat up a spoon and apply it to the bite.

let me test it.

result?

 

[DHONI183]

To be fair, there is a strong correlation in between the sense of smell and consequent judgement on attraction. We had a case study based on this in psychology - olfactory cues in determining facial attractiveness.

A group of females were led into a room, showed neutral-expression pictures of guys (who were previously ranked by another group of females for attractiveness). The smell of the room was regulated - stimulants mirroring the odour of sweat, a male perfume and as a control, the scent of sea breeze. The participants were then to rate the faces (after being exposed to a scent) based on their attractiveness.

Even "attractive" faces were given a lower grade when the participants were exposed to the "Sweat"-odour, and lesser attractive faces were ranked as more attractice when their faces were viewed simultaneously with the male perfume scent.

One of the most wailee case-studies of the course, tbh.

Do we finally have a reason why girls avoid me? Please suggest me a good perfume. Till as of now, I rub an onion on my clothes before leaving - this way, they don´t make me wait in the long queues at the KFC etc.

She has posted a remedy of mosquito bites on twitter.

Heat up a spoon and apply it to the bite.

let me test it.

You sir are a legend! I just told this to my own bhaabhi and she is laughing about it)!

In fact, brother, I would like to use this opportunity to thank you for giving me a reason to feel entertained and have some fun. I have had friends in life and wouldn´t be any 'complainative' about anything in life, but hanging out with friends has never been a part of my life, not even for a second, and this thread exactly gave that feeling, albeit in the online sense that it be.